#he should know better

[tagzpite]

never approach a horse from behind

[he smacked his ass]

[pastelsugar6w6]

Maedhros: I expected better from you

Celegorm: You did?

Maedhros: Well no

[zuko-always-lies]

Iroh's problem with Ozai is not that Ozai played favorites, it's that Ozai's favorite was Azula and not Zuko.

[l0ganberry]

me rn:

BAD BOY!!!

[paganfantasy]

Singing along to Memory from the musical Cats. Dad walks by and is all "Is this from Phantom?"

[chenfordswopez]

Funny how Kitty, a much older woman who chose to commit a crime and is trying to get her teenage granddaughter to lie in court, doesn’t get hate yet somehow Leia's on a 'moral high ground' for not wanting to lie for her grandma in court

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[n0tsketchyy]

Bruce, extremely serious: The mission requires absolute focus. 

Dick: Got it. 

Jason: Whatever. 

Tim, typing furiously:Understood. 

Damian: sharpening knife Acceptable.

Five minutes into patrol

Dick: over comms Did anyone else see that cat that looked exactly like Alfred? 

Jason: The one with the judgmental stare? Already took pictures. 

Tim: Sending them to Alfred now. 

Damian: I've named it Pennyworth Junior. 

Bruce: deep sigh

[amaliaofnassau]

He made fun of the photoshopped Mother’s Day picture last week.

what???? i‘m so disappointed in him like wtf

[donationwayne]

my dad gave me a plant to keep alive for Valentine’s Day 💀 an orchid

How am I supposed to keep this bitch alive

[ravenpureforever]

On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them

But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Michael’s interview with Phone dude went in FNAF 3

[benetton-schumi]

'you can't handle max being cunty' that wasn't cunty that was dangerous. and stupid. and something you shouldn't be allowed to do.

2017 seb got a stop-go penalty for deliberately driving into lewis. 1997 michael got dsqed from the whole championship for intentionally crashing out jacques. suzuka 1989 senna was disqualified for crashing out prost. there are standards in the sport that are supposed to be upheld.

allowing drivers to get away with these things for several years (max's whole career effectively) allows these things to happen repetitively. max is all for snitching when other drivers don't follow the regulations perfectly (lando not lifting for double yellows last year, lando jump start in bahrain) but when he does it nothing happens.

there's no justification for driving into your competitor? if you can't control your emotions or regulate yourself in a high stress high pressure situation then maybe you shouldn't be in the sport. it's not like it's unprecedented from max.

[mysticruinedme]

I like the idea of Sonic being just as heroic as he is selfish - cuz the core motivation for half of what he does when in regards to Eggman and the world or whatever is going on at the time is cuz he himself enjoys those adventures, and not because he feels some sort of selfless obligation over his natural abilities to do anything that he does.

[monsterhospital]

the best part about being a Girl Who Knows A Lot About Star Wars is that you can fuck with dudes so much. no guy has ever been able to refute my backed claim that moff tarkin canonically had sex with a stormtrooper. why? because doing so would force them to admit they've never read 'of mouse droids and men' and therefore know less about star wars than me: a girls' girl who thinks that luke skywalker and the mandalorian "are probably in an open relationship".