#incorrect knb quotes

[knb-incorrect]

Kuroko: I apologize if I am bothering you with this.

Lifeguard, pulling him to the shore: what..

[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*that one scene in Last Game*

Takao: My boyfriend is apparently cheating on me with an old colleague of his. I‘m a little jealous, but I gotta admit it’s not that bad, because he looks hot while doing so

The bench crew: …what

[kagamischain]

Kagami: Are you an idiot?!

Aomine: Yes.

Kagami: Shut up, don't try to deny- What?

Aomine: Did you really expect me to say no?

Kagami: I mean I didn't think you would agree with me?

Aomine: Fuck, you're right. Okay, ask again.

Kagami: Ready?

Aomine: Yes, go on.

Kagami: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!

Aomine: NO, YOU ARE THE IDIOT!

Hyuga: What the fuck are they doing?

Riko: Don't mind them. Just two idiots hanging together.

[the-port-mafia]

Tengen, hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was King of the Ducks

Rengoku: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of the Ducks

[mcverse]

Incorrect quotes?

You: I dunked before, went over Kuroko’s head like a bird babe a bird

You: I even have the video to prove it here look *holds up phone*

Kise: *actually believes you but sees a video of kittens* *cue dramatic betrayal face*

You: I’m this short, be for real Kise

You: But on the real I have dunked before

Kise : You just said ——

You: With assistance. *show videos *

You: Here’s me using Koganei face

You: Here’s me using Mitobe back, missed both times

You: At this point Kagami got annoyed and dunked the ball with me attached

You: Technically I still dunked

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 3 I guess

[kaitoknb]

[texting]

Aomine: i’m gongig t.o go rst

Kuroko: What.

aomine would totally spell horribly over text

[takaobestboy]

Aomine: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Midorima: You people already know too much about me.

Takao: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[evelhak]

This is for you @raspberrylix.

[knb-incorrect]

Kise: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me

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Kuroko: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

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Kise: Yes!

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Midorima: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[sweetlikesuga]

Hinata: Just need to go to the bathroom real quick.

Sugawara: Don‘t take too long, the game will start in 20 Minutes and you haven‘t warmed up yet!

Five minutes later, Hinata is lost and somehow ended up in the basketball section.

Kagami: Oi, are you lost or something?

Hinata, scared to death: you have split eyebrows!!

Kagami: huh?

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*Everyone standing around the broken coffee maker*

Akashi: So. Who broke it? I‘m not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Tetsuya: …I did. I broke it.

Akashi: No. No you didn’t. Ryōta?

Kise: Don‘t look at me. Look at Murasakibaracchi

Murasakibara: What?! I didn’t break it.

Kise: Huh, that‘s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Murasakibara: Because it‘s sitting right in front of us and it‘s broken.

Kise: Suspicious.

Murasakibara: No it‘s not.

Taiga: If it matters, probably not, but Midorima was the last one to use it

Midorima: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Taiga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Midorima: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kagami!

Tetsuya: Okay let‘s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Akashi.

Akashi: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Taiga: Akashi… Aomine has been awfully quiet.

Aomine: rEALLY

Taiga: YES REALLY

Aomine: OH MY GOD

*Everyone starts arguing*

Akashi, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Akashi: I predict 10 minutes from now they‘ll be at each other‘s throats with warpaint on their faces and pig head on a stick.

Akashi:

Akashi: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[kagamischain]

Kise: So, where do you work?

Starbucks employee:

Starbucks employee: Sir, are you trying to play a game?

[wildflowertips]

[rossivette]

Kuroko no Basket

incorrect quotes

kagami, who didnt sleep the night before and is sleep deprived: kuroko, can I ask you a question?

kuroko: shoot.

kagami:

kagami: okay. *shoots his basketball and makes it*