#incorrect knb quotes

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Midorima: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Murasakibara will and will not eat.

Takao: Grass? Yes!

Himuro: Moss? Yes.

Takao: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Himuro: Shoelaces? Strange but true.

Takao: Worms? Sometimes!

Himuro: Rocks? Usually not.

Takao: Twigs? Usually!

Himuro: Momoi's cooking? Inconclusive.

Kagami: How did you… test this?

Takao: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Kise: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Aomine: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

[knb-incorrect]

Kuroko: I apologize if I am bothering you with this.

Lifeguard, pulling him to the shore: what..

[kagamischain]

Kise: So, where do you work?

Starbucks employee:

Starbucks employee: Sir, are you trying to play a game?

[mcverse]

Incorrect quotes?

You: I dunked before, went over Kuroko’s head like a bird babe a bird

You: I even have the video to prove it here look *holds up phone*

Kise: *actually believes you but sees a video of kittens* *cue dramatic betrayal face*

You: I’m this short, be for real Kise

You: But on the real I have dunked before

Kise : You just said ——

You: With assistance. *show videos *

You: Here’s me using Koganei face

You: Here’s me using Mitobe back, missed both times

You: At this point Kagami got annoyed and dunked the ball with me attached

You: Technically I still dunked

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 13

[princesandromeda]

Kise: Thank you to all members of the "Fuck Kuroko" club, in which we want to fuck Kurokocchi, for meeting today. Momocchi, if you could introduce our newest member. Momoi: Welcome, Tsugawa-kun! Tsugawa: ...I think there might be a misunderstanding.

[kaitoknb]

[texting]

Aomine: i’m gongig t.o go rst

Kuroko: What.

aomine would totally spell horribly over text

[evelhak]

Aomine's turn.

[nei-ning]

Happy, and a bit early, Valentine's Day (in Finland Friendship Day).

Tomorrow and onward I will be busy on taking care of sis so I probably won't have time to draw anything else (will try, tho) but have this already :D

Based on incorrect quote I found on Pinterest.

[takaobestboy]

Aomine: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Midorima: You people already know too much about me.

Takao: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[sweetlikesuga]

Hinata: Just need to go to the bathroom real quick.

Sugawara: Don‘t take too long, the game will start in 20 Minutes and you haven‘t warmed up yet!

Five minutes later, Hinata is lost and somehow ended up in the basketball section.

Kagami: Oi, are you lost or something?

Hinata, scared to death: you have split eyebrows!!

Kagami: huh?

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*

Midorima: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Kise: No, Midorimacchi. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Midorima: No, that’s not part of it—

Kise: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Murasakibara: I would want to live with no legs.

Kise: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Murasakibaracchi. You don’t do anything.

Midorima: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.

Kise: *pumps frantically*

Midorima: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Kise: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Kuroko: How’s that gonna help you?

Kise: I will divide and then count to it.

Kuroko: …right.

Midorima: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Kise: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

[rossivette]

Kuroko no Basket

incorrect quotes

kagami, who didnt sleep the night before and is sleep deprived: kuroko, can I ask you a question?

kuroko: shoot.

kagami:

kagami: okay. *shoots his basketball and makes it*

[kuroko-no-cuties]

Kuroko: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Kagami: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kuroko: Absolutely not.

prompt generator

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 3 I guess

[chosenimagines]

I can literally see this being canon

You: K-K-Ki

Takao: Take your time babe, it's okay :)

You: Ki-i-

Takao: You can do it baby!

You: KI- KILL ME NOW!!!! I HAVE THREE EXAMS TOMORROW

Takao:......Well I was hoping for 'kiss me' but letting emotions out is good too