#knb incorrect quotes

[rossivette]

Kuroko no Basket

incorrect quotes

kagami, who didnt sleep the night before and is sleep deprived: kuroko, can I ask you a question?

kuroko: shoot.

kagami:

kagami: okay. *shoots his basketball and makes it*

[kuroko-no-cuties]

Kuroko: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Kagami: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kuroko: Absolutely not.

prompt generator

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 13

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*

Midorima: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Kise: No, Midorimacchi. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Midorima: No, that’s not part of it—

Kise: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Murasakibara: I would want to live with no legs.

Kise: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Murasakibaracchi. You don’t do anything.

Midorima: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.

Kise: *pumps frantically*

Midorima: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Kise: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Kuroko: How’s that gonna help you?

Kise: I will divide and then count to it.

Kuroko: …right.

Midorima: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Kise: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

[evelhak]

Aomine's turn.

[knb-incorrect]

Kuroko: I apologize if I am bothering you with this.

Lifeguard, pulling him to the shore: what..

[kaitoknb]

[texting]

Aomine: i’m gongig t.o go rst

Kuroko: What.

aomine would totally spell horribly over text

[takaobestboy]

Aomine: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Midorima: You people already know too much about me.

Takao: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[sweetlikesuga]

Hinata: Just need to go to the bathroom real quick.

Sugawara: Don‘t take too long, the game will start in 20 Minutes and you haven‘t warmed up yet!

Five minutes later, Hinata is lost and somehow ended up in the basketball section.

Kagami: Oi, are you lost or something?

Hinata, scared to death: you have split eyebrows!!

Kagami: huh?

[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

[wildflowertips]

how thoughtful 🥹

[rossivette]

Kuroko no Basket

incorrect quotes

akashi: I prevented a murder today.

midorima: really? how'd you do that?

akashi: self control

[kagamischain]

Kagami: Are you an idiot?!

Aomine: Yes.

Kagami: Shut up, don't try to deny- What?

Aomine: Did you really expect me to say no?

Kagami: I mean I didn't think you would agree with me?

Aomine: Fuck, you're right. Okay, ask again.

Kagami: Ready?

Aomine: Yes, go on.

Kagami: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!

Aomine: NO, YOU ARE THE IDIOT!

Hyuga: What the fuck are they doing?

Riko: Don't mind them. Just two idiots hanging together.

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 3 I guess

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Midorima: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Murasakibara will and will not eat.

Takao: Grass? Yes!

Himuro: Moss? Yes.

Takao: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Himuro: Shoelaces? Strange but true.

Takao: Worms? Sometimes!

Himuro: Rocks? Usually not.

Takao: Twigs? Usually!

Himuro: Momoi's cooking? Inconclusive.

Kagami: How did you… test this?

Takao: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Kise: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Aomine: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

[evelhak]

This is for you @raspberrylix.