#knb incorrect quotes

[rossivette]

Kuroko no Basket

incorrect quotes

kagami, who didnt sleep the night before and is sleep deprived: kuroko, can I ask you a question?

kuroko: shoot.

kagami:

kagami: okay. *shoots his basketball and makes it*

[marshiro-blog]

*Seirin vs Rakuzan*

Kuroko: Akashi-kun this the grossest, most emotionally manipulatve, explotive thing I've ever seen in my life.

Akashi: Thank you!

[kuroko-no-cuties]

Kuroko: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Kagami: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kuroko: Absolutely not.

prompt generator

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 3 I guess

[knb-incorrect]

Kuroko: I apologize if I am bothering you with this.

Lifeguard, pulling him to the shore: what..

[kaitoknb]

[texting]

Aomine: i’m gongig t.o go rst

Kuroko: What.

aomine would totally spell horribly over text

[takaobestboy]

Aomine: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Midorima: You people already know too much about me.

Takao: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[evelhak]

This is for you @raspberrylix.

[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

[sweetlikesuga]

Hinata: Just need to go to the bathroom real quick.

Sugawara: Don‘t take too long, the game will start in 20 Minutes and you haven‘t warmed up yet!

Five minutes later, Hinata is lost and somehow ended up in the basketball section.

Kagami: Oi, are you lost or something?

Hinata, scared to death: you have split eyebrows!!

Kagami: huh?

[wildflowertips]

[rossivette]

Kuroko no Basket

incorrect quotes

akashi: I prevented a murder today.

midorima: really? how'd you do that?

akashi: self control

[marshiro-blog]

Izuki: I sort of did something, and I need your advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Hyuga: And you came to me?

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*that one scene in Last Game*

Takao: My boyfriend is apparently cheating on me with an old colleague of his. I‘m a little jealous, but I gotta admit it’s not that bad, because he looks hot while doing so

The bench crew: …what

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 13

[knb-incorrect]

Kise: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me

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Kuroko: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

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Kise: Yes!

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Midorima: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.