#incorrect knb

[active-mind-15]

I had a silly little KNB idea based on the "of course" trend going around on Tik Tok

Kuroko: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course we shoot laser beams out of our hands when we're playing basketball. You thought that was special effects?

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Kise: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course everyone has a gimmick like we're members of an early 2000s boy band. I'm the good-looking one, by the way.

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Midorima: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course everyone has insufferable personalities that make us incapable of befriending anyone who's not part of the club.

Aomine in the distance: speak for yourself, loser!

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Aomine: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have inhuman strength and abilities that surpass NBA players despite all of us being between the ages of 13 and 16.

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Momoi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have data on every basketball player in the district down to their blood type and social security number. Doesn't everybody?

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Murasakibara: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we... what was my line?

Kise, out of frame: Not again!

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Akashi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have cheesy nicknames for every one of our abilities. We're middle schoolers, what did you expect?

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Haizaki: this trend is stupid, I'm not doing it.

Nijimura, appearing behind Haizaki and gripping his shoulder: wanna repeat what you just said???

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Nijimura, holding a beat-up and barely conscious Haizaki: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course as a senior I have to play the role of a single parent and make sure these brats behave.

Akashi, out of frame: Nijimura-san, I think Haizaki stopped breathing.

Nijimura, unfazed: he'll be alright.

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*

Midorima: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Kise: No, Midorimacchi. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Midorima: No, that’s not part of it—

Kise: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Murasakibara: I would want to live with no legs.

Kise: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Murasakibaracchi. You don’t do anything.

Midorima: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.

Kise: *pumps frantically*

Midorima: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Kise: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Kuroko: How’s that gonna help you?

Kise: I will divide and then count to it.

Kuroko: …right.

Midorima: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Kise: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

[knb-incorrect]

Kuroko: I apologize if I am bothering you with this.

Lifeguard, pulling him to the shore: what..

[kagamischain]

Kagami: Are you an idiot?!

Aomine: Yes.

Kagami: Shut up, don't try to deny- What?

Aomine: Did you really expect me to say no?

Kagami: I mean I didn't think you would agree with me?

Aomine: Fuck, you're right. Okay, ask again.

Kagami: Ready?

Aomine: Yes, go on.

Kagami: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!

Aomine: NO, YOU ARE THE IDIOT!

Hyuga: What the fuck are they doing?

Riko: Don't mind them. Just two idiots hanging together.

[wsknbfanaccnt]

?????

He got a bit freaky!

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 13

[evelhak]

Aomine's turn.

[kaitoknb]

[texting]

Aomine: i’m gongig t.o go rst

Kuroko: What.

aomine would totally spell horribly over text

[takaobestboy]

Aomine: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Midorima: You people already know too much about me.

Takao: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[sweetlikesuga]

Hinata: Just need to go to the bathroom real quick.

Sugawara: Don‘t take too long, the game will start in 20 Minutes and you haven‘t warmed up yet!

Five minutes later, Hinata is lost and somehow ended up in the basketball section.

Kagami: Oi, are you lost or something?

Hinata, scared to death: you have split eyebrows!!

Kagami: huh?

[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

[seizuki]

Akashi doesn't know what cup noodle is?!

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Midorima: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Murasakibara will and will not eat.

Takao: Grass? Yes!

Himuro: Moss? Yes.

Takao: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Himuro: Shoelaces? Strange but true.

Takao: Worms? Sometimes!

Himuro: Rocks? Usually not.

Takao: Twigs? Usually!

Himuro: Momoi's cooking? Inconclusive.

Kagami: How did you… test this?

Takao: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Kise: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Aomine: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

[knb-incorrect]

Akashi: What's everyone for Halloween?

Kuroko: I'm gonna be superman

Kise: A clown!

Midorima: So I'm guessing we don't need to get you a costume then?

[kagamischain]

Kise: Do you think NPC's really exist?

Aomine: Hell yeah. Just look around and you'll find plenty.

Kagami: Maybe we are NPC's too.

Kise: I don't think so.

Me: You guys realize that someone is writing you, right? You are definitely NPC's.

Aomine: Bruh, look at yourself. No life, no mental health and no bitches. You are worse than an NPC.

Me:

Me: And?

[wildflowertips]

how thoughtful 🥹