#funny headcannons

[hype-blue-fixation]

I have a hilarious aspect to ass to the RadioApple dynamic that I’d love your input on.

Lucifer initially thinks Alastor’s “weird heads tuffs” are part of his hair style and it takes him a bit to discover that they are actually his ears. The minute he sees Alastor’s ears react to things, he makes it his goal to get Alastor’s ears to move or twitch cause they are so fucking adorable.

And it drives Alastor bonkers because he has trained his ears to be as stiff as he wants them to be because he needs to be taken seriously, and Lucifer keeps butting in with his antics, lol

Bro I love this idea. Makes me think of those people who taunt the British guards just to make them do something lol

Lucifer Vs. Alastor's ears:

[scamanderishredmayniac]

In my head Severus and Sirius are squabbling siblings. I like the idea of these two idiots being yin and yang twins. Lol!

[captainsaltypear]

based off a headcanon i came across the other day that i cant get out of my brain (the original headcanon's under the cut)

[unicornpopcorn14]

So we all know by now that Dazai is comfortable enough around Chuuya to show nervousness/worry.

Enough times for Chuuya to pick up on that pattern. The pattern, may I remind you, that doesn't have evident correlation to either nervousness or worry to most people. One that can even be interpreted as misplaced given the situation.

Which means that Dazai has done this in front of Chuuya so often, that Chuuya at first was hella confused, before he finally made a connection between when and why it happens. And still remembered that connection after four years of separation. Which gets us to my point:

What if this isn't the only emotion Dazai displays weirdly?

What if he has multiple unconventional patterns he displays for sadness, frustration, content, or disgust? The times he really feels them, and they become too strong for him to just deal with normally? What if these are the only times he's actually being genuine with his emotions?

And Chuuya is the only one who is familiar with them all?

Dazai would be jumping rope and Chuuya would be like, "quit sulking, let's get icecream"

Dazai hanging upside down on the couch and Chuuya going, "It's okay, mackerel. You can cry."

Dazai actually crying, full on heart-wrenching sobs, and Chuuya unironically going, "What, good news?"

It's just... comforting, for one person in Dazai's life to read him like a book. Everyone else would look at him like he's crazy, displaying wrong emotions/behaviors at the wrong time, but Chuuya knows that it's just how he processes feeling properly, and thus he's the only one Dazai can count on to put things into context and understand, which makes him display them even more openly.

Because Chuuya never shamed him for his quirks, as much as Dazai never did his.

[mingis-orangejuice]

I headcannon MC to be an actual sheep. It's just that Lord Diavolo and all the other demons just think anything from the human world is a human and Solomon didn’t correct them cuz he thinks it's funny. And that's why all the brothers think MC is so cool. But really they’re just a sheep and don’t understand when they're getting lectured by Lucifer or in danger.

Lucifer: MC don’t go up those stairs or there will be dire consequences !!!

Sheep MC: *Stares blankly*

Lucifer:  *starting to get visibly intimidated by sheep MC not saying anything and just quietly staring*

Sheep MC: starts going up the stairs to where Belphie is kept*

Lucifer : *unsure what to do* hey… wait…

Mammon looking on from around the corner: oh wow MC is so cool, they’re even standing up to Lucifer

[star-dust-shark]

Bilbo Baggins is the kind of guy to grab your wrist and be like "oh, would you like some tea" and if you say anything other than yes he'll hold your wrist with iron grip and give you a falsely sweet smile and stare into your fucking soul

[miksterrr]

so like how long do yall think it took for the guys to tell lloyd zane's a robot?

[ricky-mortis]

Criminally, this is the first time I’ve ever drawn the Informant.

[lordedlady]

ew brother ew

[arkangelo-7]

All I can think about right now is how fucking hilarious would it be if Wayne Manor was haunted. Because there is no way that Bruce “I Don’t Fuck With Magic” Wayne would tolerate that shit. He’d see the ghost of one of his ancestors wandering around the gardens at night and would just absolutely lose his mind—he’d hire the Ghostbusters or some shit to come deal with it because like hell is he touching anything vaguely supernatural with a ten foot pole. And you know he’s start making house calls to all the Justice League magic users the moment he catches sight of a creepy doll laying in the middle of the hallway or something like that. My man Bruce Wayne will absolutely not fuck with a haunted Wayne Manor and will do anything in his power to get someone else to deal with that shit for him.

[enticeless]

#WayneVegasWedding Part 1

[sappho-hoziers-version]

Is NBC’s Hannibal a poignant drama that calls into question the nuances of morality, the violence of the human desire to love and be loved, and the darker side of adoration

Or

Is it three gays in a trench coat causing as much drama as they possibly can

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Ok so funny Merlin au, I don’t know if anyone has already had this idea but:

Arthur begins to believe that Merlin is magic after Merlin has “funny feelings” about things such as dangerous scenarios and bad nobles. Arthur realizes that Merlin has scarily good intuition that he, himself can’t explain. And the fact that Merlin knows so many things about magical creatures and that said magical creatures “that can only be killed by magical things” end up dead via Arthur when Merlin is around. So obviously the only answer is Merlin has magic and doesn’t know about it.

Arthur is so worried that Merlin will be devastated to learn he has magic and doesn’t know how to tell him. He also worried about the fact that one day he won’t be able to protect Merlin the next time someone accuses him of being a sorcerer because Merlin might have done magic by accident. He tries to breach the subject carefully, never fully bring up the whole sorcerer, he keeping watch on Merlin making sure he doesn’t display any signs about having magic.

Merlin is an anxious mess because Arthur keeps making sly comments about magic around him and is constantly watching him. Like Arthur is waiting for Merlin to slip up. Merlin is going insane and having heart palpitations on the Daily now. He thinks Arthur knows he has magic and is angry.

Arthur on the other hand, sees Merlin withdrawing from him and being extra nervous and secretive and naturally comes to the conclusion that Merlin has figured out he has magic, with Arthur help, of course; And is not distancing himself away from Arthur because of it.

Imagine Arthur seeing Merlin’s get really close to Lancelot during this time. He’s worried that Lancelot will figure out that Merlin has magic, or that Merlin is telling Lancelot that he has magic. He’s a little (a lot) muffled at the fact that Merlin might have talked to Lancelot about his magic. Arthur is also worried about Lancelot snitching so he has a “talk” with him about Merlin and magical behaviour and many threats but never directly saying that merlin has magic, you know in case Merlin didn’t actually tell Lancelot. Lancelot is just so confused. (For a week straight after this “talk”, both Lancelot and Merlin think that Arthur thinks that Lancelot has magic)

This would be especially funny if this is during the time when Uther is alive because there would be one giant misunderstanding where Arthur is protecting oblivious Merlin from being found out as a sorcerer but Uther thinks he walked in on his son boning is manservant.

Uther later tries to have a talk with Arthur about Merlin but Arthur panics because he thinks Uther is accusing Merlin of sorcery.

And it just goes back and forth until the reveal, just a constant series of misunderstandings.

[tommytomatoe]

the current mood

[lilowoof]

splatoon 3 and those they/them octo pussies, eh?

[rip-headphones-users]

You could just leave this here, happy and satisfied as is…

…But thats not how things get to end, right?

Maybe one day they can be happy together. But not like this. Not when Infected can barely remember who he’s with, and not when Lampert is so scared of contracting the parasite himself.

One of these days I’ll do a full summary of how I interpret their dynamic. Both as friends and as a ship. I see them as having a queer-platonic relationship for the most part though.