#funny con story

[captainx-camino]

I was going through old pictures looking for some of my favorite villain cosplays to post (because fantis are harassing people over liking the villains again and I'm annoyed) and I totally forgot about the time a small con peace bonded me as my Bill cosplayers dangerous prop and made me solemnly promise not to eat anyone.

You can see the peace bond around my finger in the pic sghdhhgh

Clearly it worked, as my Bill went half the day with a lipstick stain on his leg from where I bit the hell out of him lmaooooo

Thanks to my Bill (@kadaverc0splay ) for being a good sport.

[johnconstantinesdick]

Jeanneil fake besties of all time. Kings of committing to the bit. Neil could say whatever and Jean would (rightfully) assume it’s part of a scheme to keep them alive and would corroborate immediately.

[dilfsonic]

Scourge and Zonic from the dilf/H&C au 😋

They’ve been “”roommates”” for two decades

[rui-drawsbox]

comm-comic for @fidorance! accepted the request to see if i should make it another option for comms but i am nOt doing stuff like this again sorry i dont enjoy it enough to do it for other people besides me ajdkjfjsa

[asktheunicronduology]

we like to have fun around here

[sinita-incognita]

Took a deep breath and decided to show my Ryoma cosplay here I'm shy as hell

So uuuuuh Ryoma cosplay under cut !

Also Hayato's POV lmao

I ran out of bandages and eyeliner that night too so uh whoopsies🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

[girl4music]

DOM: “And he splits my legs and ladies and gentlemen…. I sharted… On a West End stage.”

OMFG 😂😂😂 Dom needs their own comedy podcast or something where they can tell funny embarrassing stories all damn day. I’d listen to the hell out of that because that story was so damn hilarious. The way they built it up with explaining how they put themselves in that situation with the tuna sandwich.

They’re so much like Waverly with the nervous babbling yet somehow are completely different.

And damn… Kat was ENGAGED. Did not take her eyes off Dom for even one second. 7:08 was adorable. ❤️

DOM: “I don’t want to turn you on too much but it was like all the things: you know, sounds, smells, all that stuff, and this very close proximity to another human so… I mean… listen, a lot of greats have been on the Aldwych stage but I don’t think any of them left their mark on it quite like I did.”

I just… I cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣👏💩👌🤦‍♀️

I want to feel embarrassed for them since they’re clearly not embarrassed if they can tell this story… 👍

Or maybe they are but they’re just sharing it anyway.

Brave little pudding.

[realwallamaybungya]

will tumblr ever hear about the great fake dating scheme of 2024

oh????? tumblr do your thing

[todayisafridaynight]

brother was talking to me about how if you almost die from an extreme-temperature-related incident then your body is just forever fucked towards that temperature and that's why i think kiryu and saejima are weak to ice. i dont know why aoki isn't like that too but ignore that statistic everything else tracks.

[polysaur]

The Comic-Con haul!!! (Except the ace attorney beans, those came from my friend when her sister went to Japan)

[weedle-testaburger]

Since I cosplay quite a bit but I've never really shown much of it off on here much (and also I've got a con tomorrow), I feel like posting...

A COSPLAY DUMP! (feat. my messy ass room)

Shinji (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Steven (Steven Universe) (he's my go-to cosplay as well as my comfort character lol)

Tegridy Farms Stan (South Park) (I can never find the right jacket to do normal Stan)

The Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Green Man (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia)

Arthur Dent (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Stevonnie (Steven Universe)

Luz (The Owl House)

Steve (Stranger Things)

Ace (Doctor Who) (I improvised for quite a lot of the badges bc I couldn't get the right ones, but honestly I kinda like how it turned out anyway)

Bee and Puppycat (Bee and Puppycat)

The Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Sorry for the long ass post, but I hope you like em ig!

[volkswagenital]

fuck that last post reminded me. the very first time i ever got bloodwork i wouldve been around 16. and because i hadnt gotten it before they felt itd be best to go ahead and do all the tests just in case. and i do mean all of them. tested for Everything

so they wound up taking 16 vials. understandably, as this was my first time, my body did not handle this well. i was feeling very faint, much shakier than usual, paler than i had ever been or have ever been since, generally looking 100% like i had just popped out of the morgue.

the bloodwork clinic was down the street from my high school, and i left almost immediately after getting my blood drawn. about 10 minutes between getting in the car, stopping in a drive thru, and arriving at the school. the classroom was, also, right beside the back entrance. i was fresh out of the clinic. at some point in this short time i ended up getting a really bad nosebleed. i didnt notice because i was so out of it- but my nose area, facial hair, and mouth were very generously coated in whatever blood had once been remaining in my body

the teacher who i had that morning, who knew i'd be a bit late, also happened to be a lifelong family friend. shes known me since the day i was born.

and imagine being this fucking teacher, 2 years from retirement, seeing one of your fucking students walking in, covered in ambiguously-sourced blood, white knuckle gripping a half-eaten bagel sandwich and a coffee, so whacked out of it that all he says is "tt eacher they took. all of i,t" while looking like he is about to vomit, pass out, AND die all at the same time. he has never called you "teacher" in his life. you are on a first name basis with this kid. and you just have to sit there in your classroom like

[music-for-them-asses]

Rewatching The Thing as part of my Halloween preparation week! I consider myself so, so lucky I got to see the main cast (minus Kurt Russell and Wilford Brimley) do a panel about it at the horror con in May 🥹

[bistec-37]

Yall im so good at letterboxd

I really do be abusing that half star tho

[fluff-e-boy]

Funni isekai idea I had. More to come.

[deathfavor]

mission successful and now I'm back