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caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose
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what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good
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I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design
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my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this
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Your honor, they were watering down my favorite character and not letting them be a jerk.
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This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.
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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms
me: no perhaps my soul is rotten
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funniest response you can give to someone telling you they love you: "skill issue"
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every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes
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Ok fuck it Iโm sleepy Iโm going to bed early
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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it
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guys is it gay to constantly declare another man as your own
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