Lore!*bonks my head against your shins and mrrps at you* <3
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Every once in a while I remember that response to my popular post that just said “I’d rather be called a slur” thank you champion. I didn’t like that one either
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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by
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Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich
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you're not innocent.
oh I'M not innocent? i never did anything. i'm not the one writing tetris sex manifestos all over a perfectly legitimate public survey. i bet you sickos want me to draw the tetrimino gijinkas more. you're all sitting there thinking things like 'i wish topsy would draw I/T toxic yaoi and post it' as if that's a normal thing to think. well FINE
this is insane. you people are all insane
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ensmable stars reference in gaem honkaijsstar rail???!.!!?.??.?.?.!.??.?.!. ensemnble star rail?.?.??.?.?!!!!.!.? z. zbzbbzb
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tumblr for wasps would be crazy. Reblog would be called rebuzz . And the notes would be so so tiny
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fuck yes a yummy flower for me
#meals
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Hi waspblr! anybody else just loooves building huge nests out of paper?
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OMG yesssss!!!!! 😊 I make them so so big
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Paper is for cucks. Use clay instead
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Ummmm. Kill your self ?
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Hope nobody notices I’m not a real wasp lol
#idk if hymenopteroids think im problematic or whatever lmao #birds think I’m inedible and that’s all that matters
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time to drown myself in some guy’s drink
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I like to lay my eggs inside a caterpillar so that the babies will have something to snack on 👍
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Hey! What the fuck is your problem
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POOL WATER!!!!!!!!!!!
#what the fuzz how did this get so popular #stop rebuzzing it
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*loud buzz*
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Ummmm why did a bird just try to eat me 🤨 do my yellow and black stripes and clearly sharp ovipositor mean nothing to you
BATESIAN MIMICRY SUPPORTERS DNI
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Just found a bee nest! Hooray! Let’s get this bread!
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So hot in here
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guess how long my abdomen is
#no matter what number you say you’ll be wrong
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Girl help my children are so nutritious how do I defend myself from large predators such as mammals
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just stab them with your ass OP
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Thank you for the advice!!
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AUUUUUUGH
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this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode
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don’t make me a liar ‘cause I swear to God
when I said it I thought it was true
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they're whispering bc they're in a war room or something. i want them forced to be coworkers again so so so so so so so so so bad please please please blease pleae
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My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
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