#fucking orion black

[remuslupinlovebot]

as if sirius’ life story wasn’t tragic enough, the blokes initials are SOB….. fucking SOB.

[greencatalystcomet]

cant believe jkr created a prison that forces you to relive all of your worst memories, put a fairly major character in that prison for twelve years without a trial, and then just... didnt make it a commentary on the justice system OR the prison system. just like "lol thats a quirky thing that happened just for plot reasons, no bearing on reality tho"

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

friendly reminder that sirius black says "entertain me" and james potter says "yessir"

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Walburga: You are not good enough for my son.

Remus: You’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: Excuse me?

Remus: You heard me.

[regglilbean]

i just know that reg and sirius steal each other clothes to the point they don't know whose was it originally 😫😫 wish i could

[wolvesandshine]

Okay okay listen we all know that regulus was the “good kid” - the one who never spoke up, the one who took punishment with no argument, the one who always kept his head down and did what he was told to survive in that house

But listen the thing about these good kids is that they have a limit. And when they finally finally reach it they fucking snap. You thought Sirius was bad? Oh Regulus is just getting started. He kills his dad. Poisons his mom and gifts her with a long slow and painful death. Figures the dark lords horcruxes and kills one of them - all while writing a fuck you letter to him to remind him he was bested by a 17 year old.

After all it’s always the silent ones you need to watch out for

[imheredisappointingmyparents]

Sirius: Hey, guys, you remember that annoying queerphobic girl in school, Joanne? The one that asked questions when James offered to be Lilly and Mary's donor? Yeah. She wrote some weird book about son of James and Lilly? And everyone is straight and cis? Weird, right?

[adharastarlight]

sirius was the biggest jegulus shipper, until he found out their lovey dovey cutesy shit was also physical

that's when james got chased through scotland

[nikholascrow]

Remus and Sirius in the common room

Remus sitting in an arm chair Sirius sitting on the floor in front of him

Remus braiding Sirius’ hair while talking to James Peter and Marlene

no one questions it because they’re always like that always gently touching each other thats just how they are

[james-potters-dps-dvd]

Sirius: How does this shirt look, Moony?

Remus: It looks great, Sirius! I wish I could pull that off.

Sirius: Go ahead

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

[hlxc23]

Sirius is the stars, Remus is the moon; but Remus is a golden warm color pallet (like stars), and Sirius is a grey cool color pallet (like the moon).

They’re soulmates in every way possible it’s kinda crazy

[sylvieisautistic]

Wake up babe new James Potter fancast js dropped

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

sirius wondering why his mother's so angry at him when he's doing everything to be a good son and wondering what he did wrong now and walburga wondering why her son is so angry at her when he's doing everything to be a good mother and wondering what she did wrong now

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Just a normal evening

Sirius: i think we should get a divorce

James: what are you doing?

Sirius: just practicing

James: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

Sirius: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

James: you don't even have a boyfriend

Sirius: hypothetically divorce me

James: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

Sirius: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

Sirius, to Remus: it's called a prenup, right?

Remus: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

James: who the fuck is this guy?

Remus: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

James: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

James, to Regulus: right? we can get those, right?

Regulus: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

Sirius: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot

Regulus: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

James: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

Sirius: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

James: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic! Sooo

[starsandmarsbars]

i want to be sirius black

[wolvesandshine]

Regulus: Sleep is for the weak

Regulus:

Regulus: On an unrelated note if you don’t shut up in the next minute I will kill everyone in this room and then myself