#fucking motherfuckers

[travelingtwentysomething]

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[dark-elf-writes]

Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)

Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?

Odysseus: No :)

[deadpoolian]

Cute Marvel Snap animation

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[hussyknee]

Not surprised but also

TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE WERE MURDERED FOR THIS.

"We made an oopsie while shooting at all the other unarmed people trying to run away."

[the-crooked-library]

hey. what if our souls were so intertwined that time itself twisted - and the fabric of reality ripped itself apart - just to allow us to walk into the next life together hand in hand. what then

[asweetprologue]

did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess

[garuye]

Dio's 50 weird little freaks who obsessed over him until the world ended were right. I'd be the same

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

reblog if you're aspec and FUCKING VALID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

[candycatfalls]

MERRY CHRISTMAS SICKOS

Want this in your house for some godforsaken reason? Get a print for 25% off!

[the-eighteen-horsemen]

being a system is having one of your headmates say the wildest shit known to man and just going "WHAT." while turning around to look at nothing

this post is NOT for anti endos!!

[pt: this post is not for anti endos!!]

[obihoebikenobi]

Logan sits in the middle of their tiny fucking couch, legs spread as wide as he can manage in his jeans, arms tossed over the top, just so Wade has to squeeze in right next to him if he wants a spot.

Wade knows exactly what the fuck this is and makes a whole damn show of it, shoving his ass into the space between Logan and the massive throw pillow by the arm of the couch, rubbing the sides of their thighs together, whining about how Logan takes up sooo much space.

Then Logan bitches about how Wade could just go sit in the ancient chair across the room, the one covered in a layer of dust, knives, unwashed clothes, and cocaine residue.

Neither of them move, no one concedes, they just sit there with their sides pressed together, pretending they aren't stiffly cuddling up next to each other.

It's awkward and tense and turns them both the fuck on though no one's gonna admit it, because they'd rather uncomfortably flirt than have a mature conversation about the obvious as fuck cock outlines in their pants they can both fucking see.

[brainrotcharacters]

TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

[slimepuparibaba]

Caleb: Did you honestly think I'd always be the kind-hearted boy from your childhood?

Also Caleb, when you're hurt: Sometimes I wish you'd let me be your shield.

ALSO Caleb, when you ask to blow on his boo-boo to make him feel better: Yeah, one little blow and the pain will just fly away.

ALSO also Caleb, when making lanterns for you: It's different from buildin' models, but both are fun. No one knows you better than I do. :)

ALSO CALEB, WHEN JOTTING REMINDERS DOWN IN HIS NOTEBOOK: "Help her with her homework. Do not do it for her no matter how cute or pouty she is."

ALSO. ALSO. CALEB: If I'm not home to eat with her, I'll video call her and eat with her then.

Conclusion: YES YOU'RE THE SAME FUCKING DORK YOU WERE SINCE CHILDHOOD, STOP TRYING BEING EDGY YOU PRICK. YOU FOOLED EVERYONE FOR LIKE FIVE FUCKING SECONDS AND THEN YOU SAY THIS SHIT.