#fucking idiots today

[bitchapalooza]

The little voice in my head is telling me to see a doctor and regulate these pms symptoms and tell them how erratic my hormones levels drop and rise before my cycle starts and how that effects my day to day especially at work, but the bigger voice in my head is telling me I’m a disgusting faker with a disgusting body and I’ll never be a real man, if I’m put on birth control or whatever else I’ll only look more like a woman and I’ll be trapped as a woman, a miserable woman who only dreams of a dirt nap and a new life where I’m reborn as a man. Can something just hit the earth already and eradicate us all already?

[the-path-to-redemption]

Seeing everyone assign nationalities to fantasy characters is hilarious lolol

Sure they're inspired by irl races but they're still not that race, they're from a made up place regardless of references

Then why the fuck did they design Sun as an Asian, Emerald as Black, and fucking Weiss as white? Explain, quickly.

It's way too early for ya'll to be this brainless.

[slavhew]

gritting teeth yeah man whatever jake english whatever whatever what ever

[beanghostprincess]

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

he's not lost (he probably is, tho) but now you have seen him 💚

[yardsards]

im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.

[drowningbpdbodies]

Me? About to lose my shit? It’s more likely than you think

[crabussy]

IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING KIND TODAY!!! IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING GENEROUS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE!!! IS ANYBODY ELSE BEING KIND AND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND EVEN WHEN ITS HARD!!! IS ANYONE ELSE ASSUMING THE BEST OF OTHERS INTENTIONS AND RESPONDING IN KIND!!!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

[frnkiebby]

we love a good whore on the floor~🎃

[thanatos-zagreus-shagreus]

Edwin: *monologuing about confusing feelings*

Monty: *kisses him*

Edwin: "That was unexpected"

Monty: "I have feelings for you too"

Edwin: "I wasn't talking about you"

Very funny but oh so awkward

[casavanse]

Oh you know what, what the hell. Fuck it.

I wanted to write something for today. I really did.

I can't. I don't know what to say. My entire body is like in a state of shock. I don't feel anything. I don't think. I don't think I can.

We've been in this war for one long, long year. It's been a whole year and still there are more than a hundred of us still there, and only god knows how many of them are alive.

I can't make myself say anything more about that, and there's nothing I can add to these facts to make them any more clear.

And I don't care what you think, and I don't care who was here first or who you think is right, but there are people there. There are innocent people held hostage by a terrorist organization that wishes we were all dead.

And we will. Do. Everything. To get. Them. Back.

Now.

Am yisrael chai.

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Those fics where Tim figures out who Red Hood is before the Tower incident and purposely goes to find Jason only to find Jason in such a state that he can’t bring the man home like this

Tim: Jesus, he needs therapy. I need therapy. Jason? Buddy? Can you hear me?

Jason, tied up and glaring daggers at Tim: I’m going to murder you.

Tim: yeah yeah you said that already. Listen. How would you feel if I found us a family therapist—

Jason: dead. I’m going to kill you dead. With a chainsaw.

Tim: you’re not helping the “I need therapy” allegations, Jason. Look, I am thinking about using my own money but we’re going to have to be discreet about this. Bruce checks my finances.

Jason: with my bare hands. Kill you with my bare fucking hands.

Tim: I need to read your files again, you sure you weren’t in theater?

Jason:

Jason: Timothy.

Tim: it’s Tim. Yes?

Jason: are you allergic to anything?

Tim: oh my god, Jason, stop trying to kill me, I’m trying to heal you so you can reunite with your family.

Jason: gonna shove a whole bunch of food down your throat and see if something happens or if you choke to death.

Tim: insufferable is what you are.

[the-kipsabian]

[graysanatimony]

ok so joker out interviews

They tend to be quite mixed on quality, mainly based on how good the interviewer is

THAT BEING SAID

I fucking love these two one from Eurovision one from stožice by lady jenevia

Like she actually did research on them, it’s not really awkward

unfortunately no Bojan in the first one, BUT there’s like 5 seconds of mark

and no Jan, jure or Bojan for the first bit of the second one

I have like the shortest attention span to known to human kind and I have watched these back to back, multiple times, I just like them I can’t explain it

Also they look very good in both of them I’d say

[y-rhywbeth2]

'[Myrkulytes] hunt down and take vengeance on anyone who vandalizes a cemetery, so such descecrations are very rare.'

I'm guessing Somebody's 'digging up graves and 'admiring' the corpses' hobby counts as pretty severe vandalising and desecration, so my plans for a post-game Myrkulyte conversion alternate timeline just hit a roadblock.

I also note this down as another potential reason Durge wasn't popular at Moonrise, ego aside. Please stop playing with the corpses, you're offending our Myrkulyte allies.

[pseudocyance]

its 11pm how did I just manage to get on the toxic christian side of instagram

[ash-and-starlight]

mom was right nobody ever helps in this fucking house