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Republicans can't win without threatening and committing violence. January 6th-like insurrections and election tampering will happen in states all across the country this time. Don't let her down!
#election fraud#election 2024#vote vote vote#vote blue#traitor trump#fuck trump#crooked donald#maga morons#republican assholes#trump is a threat to democracy#maga congress#vote democrat#vote harris#vote kamala#vote biden#voting#please vote#american politics#us elections
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Ain't this the truth....
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So I’ve been watching old episodes of AEW on the TSN app (I’m in Canada and don’t have TBS or TNT) and new episodes of Collision and Rampage that they don’t air on cable on TSN for some reason. I’d logged in with my service provider, and I can still watch basically any other sport on the app, but all of a sudden today if I want to watch any AEW (including new episodes, which you could previously watch free even before you logged in with your service provider), I have to get TSN+ and give them $8.99/month. This is basically just a long-winded way of saying that if anyone (preferably in Canada) has a way to watch the new episodes (and old episodes too, but the new ones are priority), preferably for free, please let me know! I’d really appreciate it.
#I’m just so pissed off right now#it’s like if you were in the middle of a show and then all of a sudden you can only watch every third episode#fucking crooks#we’re already paying for your shitty cable channels why can’t I watch my shit on your app#just let me watch my stories!!#all elite wrestling#aew#tsn#canada#aew: collision#aew: rampage#wrestling
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Thrift store ahegao t shirt lookin-ass
I only just realized how this looks now that they're all compiled here on a tumblr post....what. who drew these🧍🏻♀️
This is from something on my patreon. But dang it, these Ford expressions are too good to not share as a preview.
#I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH THESE DRAWINGS SO PLEASE GO SEE THE FULL THING!!! 5 drawings total in this set#IT'S HONESTLY SO STUPID#i always do my best to try to capture their dynamic as best as I can#which usually results in me making something super fucking ridiculous like this#His glasses are very fun to draw digitally#especially when you draw them all crooked#billford#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#billford fanart#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#ford gravity falls#digital art
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dont ask how or why snapchat would exist in hyrule
bonus:
#loz#tloz#totk#legend of zelda#the legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#loz link#totk link#totk light dragon#zelink#totk zelink#totk spoilers#idk how many other artists have decided link should have fucked up teeth due to eating rocks and other weird shit#however! i think he should have crooked teeth and he is my scrungly i can do what i want 2 his design#in one of these drawings i traced the light dragon from a screencap cause im not confident in my ability to draw anything tht isnt humanoid#youll never guess which drawing it was(hint its the one with visibly more effort put into it including any semblance of a background)#art#my art#internal monologue
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to be loved is to be seen
and it’s kaz choosing a ship for inej that he thinks suits her
it’s mal knowing alina loves the blue irises, not the white ones
it’s jesper memorizing wylan’s face and telling genya how to tailor him back
it’s david keeping a list of all the ways genya likes to be complimented
it’s nikolai designing a structure to protect zoya’s garden and promising to always make it summer for her
#grishaverse couples forever setting my standards impossibly high#fuck#grishaverse#six of crows#shadow and bone#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#leigh bardugo#crooked kingdom#jesper fahey#nina zenik#matthias helvar#helnik#genya safin#nikolai lantsov#zoya nazyalensky#zoyalai#wesper#wylan van eck#genyadavid#alina starkov#malina
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just wanted to let you know that i've thought about your masc scout/fem sniper art. it is genderous to me, thank you
Ahhh thank you so much anon!!!🥺I really like them too, they give me a nice change in scenery and a very funny dynamic to play with
#from one sided crush to friends to lovers. or sorta#scout but he likes the stinky girl that pisses in jars because she's tall has crooked glasses and is willing to kill him without hesitation#he is so fucking annoying about her#and she gets pissed at first of course but over time grows to like this funny little guy. this funny dog thing. this funny. guy#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 fanart#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#speeding bullet#sniperscout#tf2 femsniper#also sorry for sketches being too lazy i am still very very very tired
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a list of some of the horrible things jan van eck did that get forgotten:
Proudly fessed up to beating Wylan when he was a child as a method to get him to read
Married a teenager TWO YEARS OLDER than his sixteen year old son and got her pregnant
Watched unfazed as Wylan got tortured by gang members in front of him (not that he literally hasn’t tried to have Wylan killed several times but I feel this takes a certain kind of evil)
Put his wife in a mental institution because she gave him a son who couldn’t read
Kidnapped a sixteen year old girl and tried to break her legs with a mallet so it’d induce as much pain as possible (who the fuck does this)
#fuck jan van eck#all my homies hate jan van eck#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#grishaverse#shadow and bone#sab#jan van eck#wylan van eck#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#wesper#nina zenik#matthias helvar
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#anti donald trump#anti joe biden#donald trump#epstein files#epstein island#jeffrey epstein#epstein#ghislaine maxwell#mossad#bill clinton#bill gates#genocide joe#joe biden#crooked donald#fuck trump#traitor trump#trump#maga cult#magats#fuck maga#maga morons#maga#blue maga#democrats#republicans#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol
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Everyone in six of crows: oh no omgggg my horrible dark awful secret I sure hope kaz doesn’t judge me when he finds outttt😫🥺🫣😭
Kaz who has never given a single shit about anything ever in his life except maybe money and inej:
#wylan was like ‘I can’t read ;-;#and kaz rlly went ‘….okay and???’#and it happened so many times lmaoooo#he never cared not once💀💀#Jesper: I’m….grisha🫣#kaz: do I look like I give a fuck#six of crows#grishaverse#the grisha trilogy#the grisha series#crooked kingdom#soc#wesper#kanej#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#wylan x jesper#wylan van sunshine#soc kaz#soc wylan#soc jesper#six of crows wylan#six of crows kaz#six of crows jesper#six of crows incorrect quotes#six of crows inej#six of crows nina#nina zenik#soc matthias
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so when are we as a fandom gonna remember that Jesper was literally Kaz's right hand. like the only person in the world he trusted besides Inej. cause some of yall wanna act like he didnt like him at all and i will not stand for platonic Kazper slander.
#' kaz only cared about inej' no. no.#kaz cared about jesper just in a twisted fucked up way because hes a twisted fucked up person#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#kaz and jesper#six of crows#crooked kingdom#shadow and bone tv
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Republicans MUST GO
#vote blue#traitor trump#fuck trump#crooked donald#maga morons#republican assholes#trump is a threat to democracy#election 2024#maga congress
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The six of crows spin-off doesn't belong to kings (netflix) it belongs to bastards (us)
#six of crows#grishaverse#shadow & bone#shadow and bone#fuck netflix#leigh bargudo#crooked kingdom#soc#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#nina zenik#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#wesper#matthias helvar#helnik#shadow and bone cast
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No but Matthias being tempted to "drag Smeet back and make Kaz perform the trick again" is so deeply funny to me
#he was like “HOW the fuck”#one of first signs of matthias getting indoctrinated into criminal life#this sentence just says so much of matthias' character development imo#matthias helvar#kaz brekker#six of crows#crooked kingdom#the crows
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I call it mind eraser, no chaser at all (On permanent leave of everything) Law abiding, dick riding, fun police, leave us alone (Dulling the edge of a razor blade) What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?
#my art#fallout 4#fo4#john hancock#fo4 hancock#hancock#tw: eyestrain#tw: drugs#i am ONCE AGAIN putting lyrics in my art#im a music enjoyer nobody can stop me#hancock may not have a nose but he can still snort coke#life finds a way#anyways them crooked vultures is cool as fuck go listen
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THIS WAS ON A FRIEND’S PAGE: An anguished question from a Trump supporter: ‘Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?’
THE SERIOUS ANSWER: Here’s what the majority of anti-Trump voters honestly feel about Trump supporters en masse:
That when you saw a man who had owned a fraudulent University, intent on scamming poor people, you thought "Fine."
That when you saw a man who had made it his business practice to stiff his creditors, you said, "Okay."
That when you heard him proudly brag about his own history of sexual abuse, you said, "No problem."
That when he made up stories about seeing Muslim-Americans in the thousands cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center, you said, "Not an issue."
That when you saw him brag that he could shoot a man on Fifth Avenue and you wouldn't care, you exclaimed, "He sure knows me."
That when you heard him relating a story of an elderly guest of his country club, an 80-year old man, who fell off a stage and hit his head, to Trump replied: “‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away. I couldn’t—you know, he was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him. He was bleeding all over the place. And I felt terrible, because it was a beautiful white marble floor, and now it had changed color. Became very red.” You said, "That's cool!"
That when you saw him mock the disabled, you thought it was the funniest thing you ever saw.
That when you heard him brag that he doesn't read books, you said, "Well, who has time?"
That when the Central Park Five were compensated as innocent men convicted of a crime they didn't commit, and he angrily said that they should still be in prison, you said, "That makes sense."
That when you heard him tell his supporters to beat up protesters and that he would hire attorneys, you thought, "Yes!"
That when you heard him tell one rally to confiscate a man's coat before throwing him out into the freezing cold, you said, "What a great guy!"
That you have watched the parade of neo-Nazis and white supremacists with whom he curries favor, while refusing to condemn outright Nazis, and you have said, "Thumbs up!"
That you hear him unable to talk to foreign dignitaries without insulting their countries and demanding that they praise his electoral win, you said, "That's the way I want my President to be."
That you have watched him remove expertise from all layers of government in favor of people who make money off of eliminating protections in the industries they're supposed to be regulating and you have said, "What a genius!"
That you have heard him continue to profit from his businesses, in part by leveraging his position as President, to the point of overcharging the Secret Service for space in the properties he owns, and you have said, "That's smart!"
That you have heard him say that it was difficult to help Puerto Rico because it was in the middle of water and you have said, "That makes sense."
That you have seen him start fights with every country from Canada to New Zealand while praising Russia and quote, "falling in love" with the dictator of North Korea, and you have said, "That's statesmanship!"
That Trump separated children from their families and put them in cages, managed to lose track of 1500 kids, has opened a tent city incarceration camp in the desert in Texas - he explains that they’re just “animals” - and you say, “Well, OK then.”
That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other manifestations of corruption and low moral character and outright animalistic rudeness and contempt for you, the working American voter, and you still show up grinning and wearing your MAGA hats and threatening to beat up anybody who says otherwise.
What you don't get, Trump supporters, is that our succumbing to frustration and shaking our heads, thinking of you as stupid, may very well be wrong and unhelpful, but it's also...hear me...charitable.
Because if you're NOT stupid, we must turn to other explanations, and most of them are less flattering.
- Adam-Troy Castro
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#fuck trump#maga morons#fuck maga#maga cult#traitor trump#republican assholes#republican cheats#trump is an idiot and so are his voters#inbred#fuck mtg#fuck gaetz#fuck elon musk#fuck elon#fuck nancy mace#fuck you trump#trump is a joke#crooked donald#trump is a criminal#trump is a threat to democracy#trump is a felon#trump is the enemy of the people#trump is guilty af#fuck the gop#republican science deniers#fuck republicans#fuck the republikkkans#amerikkka#amerika#good job dipshits#no mercy for insurrectionists
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