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The Black Monarch’s Ghost - Created by Ben Turner
Here is the original box cover, for nostalgia’s sake.
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Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today
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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.
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mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!
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Pouring liquid estrogen into my humidifier to passively forcefem my house guests
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I think Tucker has hit the Red Giant phase of right wing grifting. He's run out of reasonable clout hydrogen. Now he has to say increasingly wild shit to stay relevant, like a dying star burning it's own helium.
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my favorite video of all time ever
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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]
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