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THIS WAS ON A FRIENDâS PAGE: An anguished question from a Trump supporter: âWhy do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?â
THE SERIOUS ANSWER: Hereâs what the majority of anti-Trump voters honestly feel about Trump supporters en masse:
That when you saw a man who had owned a fraudulent University, intent on scamming poor people, you thought "Fine."
That when you saw a man who had made it his business practice to stiff his creditors, you said, "Okay."
That when you heard him proudly brag about his own history of sexual abuse, you said, "No problem."
That when he made up stories about seeing Muslim-Americans in the thousands cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center, you said, "Not an issue."
That when you saw him brag that he could shoot a man on Fifth Avenue and you wouldn't care, you exclaimed, "He sure knows me."
That when you heard him relating a story of an elderly guest of his country club, an 80-year old man, who fell off a stage and hit his head, to Trump replied: ââOh my God, thatâs disgusting,â and I turned away. I couldnâtâyou know, he was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didnât want to touch him. He was bleeding all over the place. And I felt terrible, because it was a beautiful white marble floor, and now it had changed color. Became very red.â You said, "That's cool!"
That when you saw him mock the disabled, you thought it was the funniest thing you ever saw.
That when you heard him brag that he doesn't read books, you said, "Well, who has time?"
That when the Central Park Five were compensated as innocent men convicted of a crime they didn't commit, and he angrily said that they should still be in prison, you said, "That makes sense."
That when you heard him tell his supporters to beat up protesters and that he would hire attorneys, you thought, "Yes!"
That when you heard him tell one rally to confiscate a man's coat before throwing him out into the freezing cold, you said, "What a great guy!"
That you have watched the parade of neo-Nazis and white supremacists with whom he curries favor, while refusing to condemn outright Nazis, and you have said, "Thumbs up!"
That you hear him unable to talk to foreign dignitaries without insulting their countries and demanding that they praise his electoral win, you said, "That's the way I want my President to be."
That you have watched him remove expertise from all layers of government in favor of people who make money off of eliminating protections in the industries they're supposed to be regulating and you have said, "What a genius!"
That you have heard him continue to profit from his businesses, in part by leveraging his position as President, to the point of overcharging the Secret Service for space in the properties he owns, and you have said, "That's smart!"
That you have heard him say that it was difficult to help Puerto Rico because it was in the middle of water and you have said, "That makes sense."
That you have seen him start fights with every country from Canada to New Zealand while praising Russia and quote, "falling in love" with the dictator of North Korea, and you have said, "That's statesmanship!"
That Trump separated children from their families and put them in cages, managed to lose track of 1500 kids, has opened a tent city incarceration camp in the desert in Texas - he explains that theyâre just âanimalsâ - and you say, âWell, OK then.â
That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other manifestations of corruption and low moral character and outright animalistic rudeness and contempt for you, the working American voter, and you still show up grinning and wearing your MAGA hats and threatening to beat up anybody who says otherwise.
What you don't get, Trump supporters, is that our succumbing to frustration and shaking our heads, thinking of you as stupid, may very well be wrong and unhelpful, but it's also...hear me...charitable.
Because if you're NOT stupid, we must turn to other explanations, and most of them are less flattering.
- Adam-Troy Castro
(To all who agree with its content, I ask that you PLEASE SHARE IT on your own post, and ENCOURAGE OTHERS to do the same.)
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#fuck trump#fuck republicans#fuck maga#fuck mtg#Instagram#fuck jd vance#fuck elon musk#fuck 45#fuck trump supporters
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This clip was great.
MTG should rot.
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there is no moral justification for purchasing an out-of-print, tournament-legal card or official proxy through the secondary market, as opposed to purchasing a higher-quality proxy from an artist who will actually receive money from the transaction
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Surprised...?
#trump and putin#fuck trump#trump is a criminal#trump is a joke#fuck you trump#trump is an idiot and so are his voters#trump is a threat to democracy#trump is a felon#trump is the enemy of the people#trump is guilty af#white trash#treason#crooked donald#inbred#fuck maga#fuck the republikkkans#fuck mtg#fuck gaetz#fuck elon musk#fuck elon#fuck the gop#traitor trump#good job dipshits#no mercy for insurrectionists#republican assholes
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Neither do I...
#trump is an idiot and so are his voters#traitor trump#fuck trump#maga morons#fuck maga#maga cult#republican assholes#republican cheats#republikkkan hypocrisy#fuck the republikkkans#gop hypocrisy#fuck the gop#inbred#fuck mtg#gaetz report#gaetz withdraws#fuck gaetz#elon musk is a fascist#fuck elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon#crooked donald#no mercy for insurrectionists#amerikkka#good job dipshits
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I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.
#mtg#magic the gathering#eight fucking bears#inscryption#chess#Every time I try to go first (because I'm the white side) he goes TOO FAST. TOO SOON. and playes eight fucking bears with flash#reach and trample#and i don't know what to do about it#my dumb chess ideas#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#8k#10k#15k#20k#25k#30k#40k#50k#60k
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If youâre proud to be a New Yorker who doesnât put up with pieces of shit like Marjorie Taylor Greene, give this a like
#new york#new yorker#i â€ïž ny#marjorie taylor greene#marjorie traitor greene#rep mtg#mtg#mtg is a traitor#maga idiots#fuck the gop#fuck mtg#fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene
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The Biden Crime Family is a step closer to being revealed for their dirty dealings including sex trafficking. đ€
#pay attention#educate yourself#educate yourselves#wake the fuck up#wake up#do some research#do your homework#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#news#marjory taylor green#mtg#crimes against humanity#nothing can stop what is coming#you decide
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Duskmourn as Onion Headlines (part one)
#mtg#magic the gathering#duskmourn#mtg duskmourn#my edits#thank u seanan mcguire for giving me some fucking food#ill probably make more of these once more of the cards come out lmao
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That sums it upâŠ
#gop#democrats#vote blue#republicans#vote biden#democracy#fuck trump#maga đ§ = đ¶ đ©#traitor trump#MTG
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love how bloomburrow is a lighthearted whimsical setting full of cute critters and pretty nature but it also has... this
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Hey we saw you from across the bar and you looked pretty rich so weâre gonna take all your shit
#outlaws of thunder junction#mtg#Iâm so obsessed with this art#except why the fuck is kellan so white#he looks like a fucking vampire
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mrs. and mr. magic the gathering
#yes vraska i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious#magic the gathering#mtg art#vraska#jace beleren
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