#fucking LESBIAN LIZARDS

[the-dragon-girl-27]

Flocking drawings!

Balaur just sitting around

Megalania taking a bath

Styracosaurus looking at the sunset

a pair of Euparkerias nuzzling

[next-hero-in-line]

Just- because I don’t think I ever actually posted about her, and I haven’t drawn her that much….

Uhhh this is The Dollmaker, she’s… she’s weird and threatening but also…. Helpful sometimes I guess. Idk something is wrong with her.

[ritzcuit]

my most controversial aa opinion is idc about genderfluid/similar klavier headcanons that much. my second most controversial aa opinion is i would fuck up a sewer lizard idc Datz hand it over im eating the fuck out of those things. im convinced it's just jerky with a little more going on

[moe-broey]

Extremely messy doodle pile to honor an equally messy game LMFAO

(I'm not very far yet! Keep getting distracted and provoking level 50+ Pokemon in the mountains. For reference my team are in their low to mid 20s.)

[gothyanki]

thinking about her (Vlaakith II)

Who was sheeeee??

I’ve never been that wild about the existence of a “Vlaakith line” in DND canon. I just think it would go so much harder if current Vlaakith = OG Vlaakith warped beyond recognition by Aeons of Awful, and if they’re going to stick her on a near-timeless plane AND make her an immortal lich anyway… why not? Voss is still kicking around! But the line does exist in lore, so I am Thinking about it.

…I like the idea of Vlaakith I as the prototypical parthenogenetic gith more and more. I assume current githyanki parthenogenesis is magically mediated (which would explain why it doesn’t work like parthenogenesis in the real world), but maybe Vlaakith II’s conception wasn’t. Maybe she was an actual clone of her birth mother, and maybe every Vlaakith since her has been as well. It would definitely fit with that need to hold on to power.

[thygoddessouijathicc]

Me when Dave: If not friend, why friend shaped?

[fagnumopus]

I genuinely think that if Pinkie Pie were to be hetted, the only man in the world worthy of her would be Weird Al tbqh. I'm like 70% positive Weird Al pony was the one who got impregnated

Thinking about how they not only made pinkie pie canonically straight but they just had to involve weird al in it

[im-n0t-squidward]

I’ve had 4 coffees today, three hours of sleep, and I’m now laying on slightly damp pavement

[demareth]

dude forget being a cat being taken care of by bookshop lesbians

i wanna be a cat being taken care of greenhouse lesbians

[evilwickedme]

I said I'd never do jumblr content again and yet here I am because this keeps coming up and it's like the only thing I can think about. That said I will not hesitate to turn off reblogs if y'all are horrible in the notes again, and be warned that I will be blocking anybody who supports any of the theories I mention immediately

There is no such thing as a conspiracy theory that isn't antisemitic. There is no such animal

Antisemitic conspiracy theories go back thousands of years. The ones that still have the most hold on culture to this day are the blood libel, and the protocols of the elders of zion

The blood libel was an accusation that would be brought against Jewish populations in Europe often but especially around Passover claiming that we were killing Christian children for ritual purposes, usually to use their blood for baking matza or other nonsense (it is important to me that you know that this is nonsense. It is horrible and damaging but also to the core a ridiculous lie that never at any point made any sense. They just didn't care). Debatably this trope is present in the merchant of Venice. Undebatably Jews were killed because people did and still do sincerely believe this

The protocols of the elders of zion is a fictitious document published in Russia at the very beginning of the 20th century, supposedly detailing the meetings of the Jewish people who secretly run the world. The protocols were almost immediately proven to be a rip off of another document - ah, plagiarism - but that hasn't stopped antisemites from embracing it wholeheartedly (special thanks fuck you to Henry Ford for publishing them in his newspaper, spreading it across the USA). It built on previous antisemitic tropes, from the greedy banker trope (Jews were forced to be money lenders in medieval Europe as it was forbidden in Christianity and Jews weren't allowed to join any guilds, preventing them from making money in any other capacity - the reason why there are so many Jews in Hollywood is identical, but in the early 20th century) to the concept of dual loyalty (i.e. Jewish are loyal to ourselves above all else and cannot be trusted to be loyal to the country where we live, see: modern trope that every Jew is probably loyal to Israel and the subsequent idea that it's okay to ask every single diaspora Jew how they feel about Israel immediately upon meeting them). It's also worth noting that the word cabal, used to denote the shadowy organizations that supposedly control the world, comes from kabbala, which is Jewish mysticism

The idea of lizard people, created by a guy literally named Icke because he is a gross human being, was designed to repackage the antisemitic shadow cabal concept to be supposedly more palatable

Most qanon theories also build on all of this, such as world leaders preying on children (remember pizzagate?)

But more importantly conspiratorial thinking always positions you as the good guy standing against a mysterious "them", an other which is influencing things behind the scenes. The Jew is the ultimate other, and specifically an other that supposedly forms a shadowy world government, controlling everything and yet somehow not managing to get rid of antisemitism (see: protocols of Zion, lizard people, we control Hollywood and the government which is of course conspiring against you). There is no way to decouple the idea of an evil shadowy organization (usually also referred to as a cabal to really hammer it in) from antisemitism and antisemitic tropes

And this means that even supposedly "harmless" conspiracy theories attract antisemites and train people who aren't necessarily rabid antisemites to confirm those kinds of biases. Obviously Qanon and lizard people are antisemitic, but what does the moon landing have to do with Jews? Well, it was Hollywood and the government that faked it, obviously. Hell, even the conspiracy that Taylor Swift is secretly a lesbian and is either still secretly dating or is exes with Karlie Kloss is riddled with antisemitism -

Okay so I need to explain my position on this because I fucking hate this conspiracy theory, and the fact that most people simply won't acknowledge that that's what it is. Firstly, Taylor Swift has stated that she is not gay or considers herself an ally at least three times off the top of my head, and specifically denied that she was dating Karlie Kloss. Secondly, outing people is wrong. Thirdly, the conspiracy theory hinges on the idea that she would be risking her career by coming out, except that she's proven that basically no controversy can come in the way of her career, she's already "come out" as an ally, donated to glaad and the equality act, promoted queer musicians & artists & designers (there was a song in the reputation tour that was dedicated to a gay designer every single night of the tour). So what's stopping her from coming out at this point? Mysterious forces, clearly. The antisemitism in that I've already explained, but also the virulent antisemitism among Kaylor shippers aimed at her husband and at the fact that she converted to Judaism is fucking disgusting

Again: even a supposedly harmless conspiracy theory leads to antisemitism and attracts antisemites

A few years ago I tried to rewatch white collar cause I remembered really enjoying that show as a preteen and after around a season I just couldn't stand it anymore, because all I wanted to do was jump into the universe and yell at Mozzie to shut the fuck up because these conspiracy theories were barely presented as a joke and never challenged even once by any of the characters. When I rewatched that 70s show it also fucking sucked, but at least it wasn't showing up in every single episode. The blacklist focuses entirely on a literal Cabal, that's what they're called

This stuff is so normalized and it's fucking everywhere and it's exhausting. Jews are to this day being murdered over this. I can't change the world by myself, unfortunately, but if you don't have a specific person to blame for your troubles, shut the fuck up. Just shut up. There is no conspiracy against you. Sometimes life just sucks. Or definitely does for the Jews who get shot at over this shit

Again, I'll be blocking anybody who parrots this bullshit in the comments but especially fucking gaylors y'all are one of the main reasons that being a fan of Taylor Swift's music is fucking unbearable. Just accept you can connect to music made by somebody different than yourself it's not that difficult of a concept

[goblinbugthing]

i do not fuck like a mongoose

im watching a markiplier video and he said “avert your virgin eyes” and my dumbass went

“don’t call me a virgin, i fuck like a MONGOOSE”

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, BUG. BUG WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[wulfhalls]

watching the first twelveclara ep and shit is already off the charts insane. girlfriend is getting read to filth by the lesbian lizard lady like why wouldn't u wanna hit that anymore ur so boring 🙄 and clara is firing back with I don't even care matt smith died FR 😭 I love old men I love fucking old men NASTY actually!!!!!! and lesbian lizards twinkwife is going hashtag love won 🙏 and then they're in a caffè throwing around banter and tension and looks and energies like they've been married for 20+ years but also its giving first date we're at an escape room and trying to impress each other but now a real murder had occurred and we're both way too into it. I haven't even finished the ep yet. help

[gayfandomnerd225]

It’s funny to me how people are mad about Rose being trans because the idea of the Doctor is inherently trans. A person (arguably an alien although not the point) who changes identities every time they regenerate. Went from a man to a woman (12 to 13) then from a woman back to a man (13 to 14). And people are upset about 14 finding Isaac Newton attractive? Doctor Who is one of the gayest shows out there. I don’t need examples because it’s so obvious but I’ll just say this, there is a lesbian lizard lady from the 1800s in that show. But 14? Finding a man attractive? Unbelievable!

This is just genuinely hilarious to me that people are mad about this. That shows being fucking gay for YEARS, don’t like it? Don’t watch it, easy as that

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

you're Jackson Whittemore. you are adopted. you're weirdly distraught about it. you never tell your parents you love them. you're a chronic overachiever. you are the type of guy to crawl around in the woods on your hands and knees and cry about not being a werewolf. you are bisexual. you hate your girlfriend a little bit. you do steroids. you have identity issues. you clench your jaw. like I'm so serious, your jaw is fucking Clenched. Derek Hale brings you to his burnt shell of a house and makes fun of you to your face. Derek Hale is making fun of you. how embarassing. you're bisexual. it's already been said, but it bears repeating. you wanna fuck the weird kids just a little bit. you're ignoring that. hopefully you're not Peter Hale's son. that'd be a raw deal. you get kidnapped by Thing One and Two and that's not even the worst problem you have. your girlfriend is a lesbian. you're a lizard. you are somehow not dead yet. not from a lack of trying on like, pretty much everyone's part, though. unclench your jaw, please. I'm serious. you're gonna break it.

[paranoidginger]

Random headcanons for the TF2 mercs!!

Scout: ADHD hardcore, should probably be medicated for it, but isn't. This man cannot stand still for anything, he is always tapping his feet or fiddling with something. He definitely bites his nails, especially his thumbs. Repressed bisexual who is accidentally homophobic because he thinks he isn't supposed to like guys, and thinks everyone chooses to like the opposite gender. He's a surprisingly good artist, and he has dyslexia. That mixed with dropping out of highschool made him somewhat illiterate, spelling is hard, and so is reading any big words.

Soldier: Jack of all trades, he has had every job possible, but if he weren't in love with going to war, he'd probably settle on properly running a raccoon sanctuary. He is the reason why Medic had to invent a cure for rabies. Definitely thinks that being a lesbian just means that you like women, regardless of gender, he refers to himself as a Lesbian after learning that Pauling Identifies as one.

Pyro: Probably not even a human, uses any and all pronouns. They're really smart, despite acting childish, and are the one who built their flamethrowers. Probably collects stickers. Would definitely watch MLP and drag the other mercs into watching it with them, Pinkie Pie is definitely their favorite of the mane six. They draw a lot, and are pretty good at it whenever they want to be, they just prefer drawing silly things. Their room probably smells like burnt plastic and gasoline.

Demo: Only goes sober whenever shit gets super, super serious, like one of the other mercenaries that he cares about gets hurt. He's got a really strong caretaking instinct that gets drowned out by drunken recklessness. He's a total lover, and definitely the type of guy to kiss the homies goodnight. It takes a LOT to actually get him drunk drunk, like, I'm talking ungodly levels of alcohol that would probably kill the average person. He's Spy's drinking buddy, and probably knows the most about Spy's background from listening to his drunken ramblings about regrets and how he wishes he was a better father. Demo probably knows a lot about most of the other mercs, just because he's a good listener and a vault whenever it comes to sensitive information. He's also really fucking smart. Probably pansexual tbh, just based on vibes.

Heavy: He gets nervous whenever he has to help out any of the more 'delicate' mercenaries. He knows he's ridiculously strong, and he has excellent control of himself, but he can't help but feel like he's handling glass whenever he's helping out any of his injured teammates, especially when it comes to Scout or Spy. He's super fucking protective of all of his team though, and would absolutely crack skulls if anything happened to any of them. He is the only person other than Medic who is allowed to touch Archimedes. Probably bisexual with a preference towards men.

Engie: He's usually pretty polite, but can be one of the most brutal out of any of the classes. He's definitely autistic with a special interest in machines. He probably wants to capture one of the mvm robots just to run tests and see if they're sentient. Low-key god complex, like, moreso than medic, he's just super humble about it. He definitely talks to all of his machines. He's 100% a trans man, I can see him as being demisexual.

Sniper: Definitely autistic, he's probably got a shitload of random animal information. Total arachnophobe, but only towards small spiders. Hand him a tarantula and he's fine, but show him a stick covered in baby spiders and he's going to probably kick it as far away from himself as possible and run away. He adores lizards of all kinds, and probably used to lay on the ground watching them all the time as a kid. This man can't use a kitchen for shit, but he manages to make anything he cooks over a fire absolutely delicious, he probably refuses to share though. Probably Asexual. Has a shitty taxidermy rat in his camper that he's unnecessarily proud of, and he probably collects bones. Super into oddities and weird little knick knacks, and he still has all of his baby teeth that he keeps in a little jar on a shelf. Can't run for shit, but could walk for hours if need be. Likes doing arts and crafts, he knits in his free time, and almost always has a sewing kit with him.

Medic: Knows a little about every different medical field, he just sort of studied up on whatever piqued his interest. DOES have a PhD in medical science, he just lost his license to legally practice in a hospital or doctor's office. Gay, probably a trans man. Has definitely experimented on himself before, giving himself different deadly diseases and whatnot just to challenge himself to make a cure before he dies. Also autistic. Spoils the fuck out of his birds, and would probably Frankenstein together a human body for Archimedes if he could figure out how.

Spy: Bisexual genderfluid icon. Usually only gets caught because he's being way too much of a cocky showoff. Definitely wears eyeliner and says that it 'helps him see better' when it's bright out, even though it's 100% just a fashion statement. Has a collection of antique cigar boxes and lighters.

[spopsalt]

Y'know, spop isn't really as progressive as some people think, do I believe that it paved the way for better representation? Yes. I think we all know that it pales to the representation in The Owl House. But let's look at how progressive it really is, shall we?

We have Bow, the black best friend sterotype.

Entrapta, she's austistic and was put on a leash not once, but twice!

Catra was confirmed to be Latina, *cough* even though she's a fucking cat *cough* and she's angry, hotheaded, short tempeted, abusive, agressive and unhygentic....huh.

We have Adora who is lesbian, but she gets with her abusive sister at the end so...

Let me quick run some of the bi characters, Glimmer, Bow, Seahawk, and Mermista are all bi, and none of them show attraction to the other gender. Sure, bi people can date people of the opposite sex, but they never show attraction to the same gender which is just...eugh. Like Luz is bi, and has shown attraction to both genders, meanwhile neither of them have. Seahawk has been confrimed to have a male ex, BUT it was confirmed outside of the show AND it's also his dad...sooo...eugh.

We have Double Trouble, a non binary character, they are non human, are a lizard, a shapshifter, are on the side of evil for the majority of the show, and pretend to be a child to get into the rebellion...huh....kinda like how some people say that non binary people pretend to be kids to get into queer spaces....

We have Rodrigo and Kyle, they've just been confrimed to like each other buttttt since Rodrigo can't talk, isn't shown to communicate with Kyle through other means and never attempts to stop him from getting bullied, it makes me kind of icky.

We do have some good representation, but Bow's dads are infantilized, and the rest are background.

Andddd last but not least, every villian with a physical disability shows that the disability makes them "OoOoOoO Scaryyyyyyyy" Which is....interesting.