#I’m not funny

[crifevergreen]

[thehumanwiki]

Pokémon but I badly edited Onion Headlines onto it

Part 2, Part 3

[halfdeadhalfpaniced]

Uh oh wukong

[kureijii-pancakes]

Leo- Isn’t this like…the hundredth time you’ve rebuilt him?

Donnie- “Tired sigh” I wouldn’t say a hundred but… yes. I have. The amount of times Shelldon has destroyed his body is quite cumbersome

Leo- …

Leo- It was the demolition derby last week, wasn’t it?

Donnie- …

Donnie- Yes

(Plus donnie in overalls~ 💜)

[venomousray]

What if Gary Goldstein was called freaky freakfreak and instead of being an attorney at law he was a freak at law.

[velunet]

Based on this

[angie-games]

POV the first sentence of the book

[really-fucked-up-stimboards]

The SMASH of 87 Stimboard 🤯

[cyanide-sodapop]

she tranquility base on my hotel til i casino

[bunclops616]

GUYS I HAD A VISON!!!!!!

(Also yes I love Regretevator)

[hilsonamore]

SEASON 8 HOUSE MD SPOILERS

Season 8 Hilson in a summary

Wilson; Ugh house… fuck you. Like , you know what? FUCK YOU

House; nah come back please you love me i know you do

Wilson; i think ill be mean and ruthless and hot and dying

Wilson; tell me you love me or else-

House; no

House; *gives the most romantic speeches, has wet puppy eyes, puts wilson’s comfort above his need to relieve his pain, is soft-*

Wilson; okay so turns out i don’t want to follow through with this-

house; Nope. Bye

Wilson; You selfish bastard. All these years- i’ve stood by you day and night, i’ve given my money, my soul, my time, my whole existence has been built around the satisfaction of your desires, and for what? For you not to be here when i need you the most? Oh you goddamn son of a b-

House; *kill’s himself*

Wilson; um- what the fuck? Okay now i’ll talk shit about you in front of everyone attending your funeral because you were nothing more that a nihilistic, misanthropic, selfish bastar-

House; shut up

Wilson; wait, what is happeni-

House; let’s run away together to live out your last five months and make out sloppy-style under the sunset

Wilson; okidoki :D

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Ah yes. My favorite Camp Here and There characters: Jonathan Crane (The Dark Knight Trilogy), Henry Creel (Stranger Things, season 4), and Alma (Lift Your Spirits visual novel).

[thedanoriddler]

If you see my husband in jail don’t message me, I already know, he killed the mayor, killed a DA and tried to flood Gotham 🤦🏻‍♀️

[boggysbitch]

gorgug started the season getting cloaca and ended the season getting cloaca. symmetry.

[lynpheas]

mutual 1: my carnivorous plants ate my little sister’s new pet rabbit

mutual 2: just found out i’m the only living descendant from an entire planet that got wiped out for wielding the power of the creator of the universe :(

mutual 3: my bf’s evil witch ex gf is hot, call that doomed yuri

mutual 4: just exploded the potions lab but i also just invented a new range of colors on the visible light spectrum!!! brb if i’m not expelled (again)!!!!!

mutual 5: my stalker/arranged fiancé is kinda cute tbh…

mutual 6: idk what to talk about with my (17f) gamer bf (17m) offline. aita

[phantomarine]

Cheline must answer for her crimes (whitewashing those people)

Cheth: sister you really must use the eye dropper on the character ref when you draw humans

Cheline: no no it’s fine, I’m eyeballing it

Cheth: …

Cheline: ……..

Cheth: …………………eyyyy

Cheline: eyyyyyyyyy