#I’m not funny

[crifevergreen]

[thehumanwiki]

Pokémon but I badly edited Onion Headlines onto it

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.

[halfdeadhalfpaniced]

Uh oh wukong

[kae-pancakes]

Leo- Isn’t this like…the hundredth time you’ve rebuilt him?

Donnie- “Tired sigh” I wouldn’t say a hundred but… yes. I have. The amount of times Shelldon has destroyed his body is quite cumbersome

Leo- …

Leo- It was the demolition derby last week, wasn’t it?

Donnie- …

Donnie- Yes

(Plus donnie in overalls~ 💜)

[venomousray]

What if Gary Goldstein was called freaky freakfreak and instead of being an attorney at law he was a freak at law.

[velunet]

Based on this

[luh-lloyd-garmadone]

Leo: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Piper: Why ?

Leo: To get to the idiot’s house . Knock knock .

Piper: Who’s there ?

Leo: The chicken

Piper:

Leo:

Piper: I won’t punch you in the face on one condition.

Leo: …Yeah?

Piper: Go tell that joke to Annabeth .

[angie-games]

POV the first sentence of the book

[smolwriter]

what am i even doing, I say as I lie on my bed not writing for the millionth time.

I’m not even doing anything remotely productive. Is anyone else faring better?

what does ‘faring better’ even mean again

I’m too hungry for this

[cyanide-sodapop]

she tranquility base on my hotel til i casino

[lavenderblue939]

rip Cat in the Hat, you would’ve loved Chase Hollow

[bunclops616]

GUYS I HAD A VISON!!!!!!

(Also yes I love Regretevator)

[hilsonamore]

SEASON 8 HOUSE MD SPOILERS

Season 8 Hilson in a summary

Wilson; Ugh house… fuck you. Like , you know what? FUCK YOU

House; nah come back please you love me i know you do

Wilson; i think ill be mean and ruthless and hot and dying

Wilson; tell me you love me or else-

House; no

House; *gives the most romantic speeches, has wet puppy eyes, puts wilson’s comfort above his need to relieve his pain, is soft-*

Wilson; okay so turns out i don’t want to follow through with this-

house; Nope. Bye

Wilson; You selfish bastard. All these years- i’ve stood by you day and night, i’ve given my money, my soul, my time, my whole existence has been built around the satisfaction of your desires, and for what? For you not to be here when i need you the most? Oh you goddamn son of a b-

House; *kill’s himself*

Wilson; um- what the fuck? Okay now i’ll talk shit about you in front of everyone attending your funeral because you were nothing more that a nihilistic, misanthropic, selfish bastar-

House; shut up

Wilson; wait, what is happeni-

House; let’s run away together to live out your last five months and make out sloppy-style under the sunset

Wilson; okidoki :D

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Ah yes. My favorite Camp Here and There characters: Jonathan Crane (The Dark Knight Trilogy), Henry Creel (Stranger Things, season 4), and Alma (Lift Your Spirits visual novel).

[thedanoriddler]

If you see my husband in jail don’t message me, I already know, he killed the mayor, killed a DA and tried to flood Gotham 🤦🏻‍♀️

[boggysbitch]

gorgug started the season getting cloaca and ended the season getting cloaca. symmetry.