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Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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soj is literally good

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Have you ever imagined a scenario where Dhurke and Datz are on an undercover mission, and they have to act like street performers? I imagine Datz can juggle. And Dhurke is a natural at doing death-defying stunts (Jumping through flaming hoops for example.) This is probably the most fun they have undercover.

THEYD BE SO GOOD LOL i know dhurke canonically *was* a street performer...apparently... so i'd 100% be willing to believe datz joined him too. they're having this whole insane routine with firecrackers and flaming hoops and knife juggling and get so caught up in making an amazing show...that they forget they're supposed to be seeking gossip and sewing revolutionary discord 😭 that's way too cuuuuute. it's too much fun!

cut to the future where they meet trucy and she's like oh you were performers!! so cool!! polly i'm making your dad and uncle join my next show ^_^ and hes likeNO??

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Being a good ally means not cringe-shaming transfems. like I get it. she's wearing cheap clothes from Amazon. she's posting the stereotypical reddit memes about programmer socks and blåhaj and monster energy. Whatever. It's fucking second puberty. You were awkward at your first. She's exploring her gender later in life than a cis girl would. It's being a teenager again but everyone shames you even worse for not being grown up already, because you've passed the arbitrary gate of "adult", as if your own actualized personhood can be acquired that fast. Convincing and shaming her like she's the problem for being "cringe" or "reddit" or "stereotypical" doesn't help her actualize that self at all. It's the same shame society forces on teenage girls except it's "justified" either for reasons of pure transmisogyny or because she "should be acting like an adult", as if our childhoods, our girl's experiences, our girlhood, are not routinely and cruelly denied. What sense does it make to stifle someone who was not allowed to grow previously? Who does that help? Notice this behavior in yourself and others and correct it.

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i wrote a twin cinema poem about two gay soldiers in wwi

context: the two sides, read separately, are the two soldiers thinking about their futures with each other. when read together, it's a reflection of their final thoughts when they die together struck by bullets <3

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What's with the sudden bad luck Brian resurgence?

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this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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Source

If you haven't already heard the sad news, ALL JoAnn stores are closing (it was previously reported that only some stores would be closed).

Important: JOANN GIFT CARDS WILL ONLY BE HONORED THROUGH FEBRUARY 28. If you don't have time to get to the store, use them on the website.

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Hilma Af Klint, The Swan No. 1

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good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

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that positioning definitely was a choice

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it's been nice to draw him again

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his lips are sealed

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im literally always thinking about this funny little bart animation