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i realized you can see the cutscenes in soj better in the remake bc it's a remake so

1; good grief he's naked

i'm a failed datz scholar for never noticing this. .. the fine details of his collar ...i never have to speculate again. it's right here in front of us all along. Agh...

2; theylook so fuckieng stupid here it drives me crazyNEKLNDFG

LIKE...OHHH. YOURE SO SCARY. IN YOUR EMPTY ASS ROOM ON YOUR BIG ASS COUCH. i can just imagine it. dhurke being like datz stand behind me so we look more intimidating. and also don't say anything. i'm serious. Datz dont even laugh QUIT IT

dhurke sitting off to one side kills me. the fact that they moved the table out of the way to get a More Intimidating Angle. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUUUU

as i said on twt "YOU LOOK EVEN LAMER!!!!!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE TWO DIPSHITS IN AN AFTERSCHOOL CLUB!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS 😭😭😭😭😭"

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i like dual destinies

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do terfs send their gfs nudes or is that still like. "evil male gaze pornography" or whatever

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Woolly the lamb

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is there an active ace attorney rp scene on tumblr..??

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based on this

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I waited up until midnight just to be able to post this

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risu be like "nikaido, i'm trying to sneak around, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting hole!"

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less angsty version is datz lying wide awake that night just O_O [don't think about it don't think about it STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!! YOU DON'T EVEN RESPECT MARRIAGE AS A LEGAL INSTITUTION!! YOU HATE LEGAL INSTITUTIONS]

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think about a dhurke and datz hanging out one night, maybe when the boys are still all together... difficult times, though, bc dhurke is trying to find a safer place to send them. both of them, right? apollo and nahyuta both, but he can't... 'cause nahyuta is like, a sahdmadhi. that name is tainted forever...

and dhurke's like... he's bothered by this... it's a stress. the sins of the father and all that. and he's like, it'd be easier if we weren't sahdmadhis. datz makes an affirming little noise 'cause :( but it's true basically! but :( ... he's like yeah, well... if only you'd taken amara's name, snicker, 'cause he's trying to lighten things up. and dhurke laughs too 'cause that would definitely make it all a thousand times worse! he's like nah... but you have a point. if only i could take your name, huh? nudging datz with his elbow. he's like, dhurke are'bal, it sounds pretty tough! anddatz is like h,haha yeaj

just absolutely cuts right through him. and he laughs and bites back any reply that would sound Too Eager at the idea, and nothing comes of it, and apollo is sent away and nahyuta stays a sahdmadhi and the sins of the father follow him forever.

and realistically datz thinks, it wouldn't even work, 'cause holy mother knows his record of petty crime probably outnumbers dhurke's so-called treason *a little bit,* but the thought stuck in the back of his mind way longer than it ever should have ...

'cause what if they did, right? what if he could have done that family some good, letting them borrow his name? it's a nothing name. it's safe and basically anonymous, like their little mountain hut where nothing could hurt them.. makes him feel more like a family, too. but well, you know...

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OK NOW IM DONE

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im love them ??

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who do i pay to write me about these two   my children are starving my crops are dying