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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

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This seems to be what I've learned.

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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This website is so so so good

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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"I think I've been shadowbanned:(("

Buddy I've been on this site nine wretched years and I've never gotten more than 17 notes on a post. And I love it here. Get on my level

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downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

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Something I found on Twitter that really puts things in perspective as a creator.

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omfg i went snooping and yalll. im.

i think that caitvi kinktober thing shifted to a new blog name. calling it nsfw month now

and im looking at the rules and this change and im CACKLING

THEY LITERALLY TOOK THE KINK OUT OF KINKTOBER AKFKFGKGKHK

moved it to november. this is so fuckin funny to me

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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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The best part of tumblr is that you could make a poll like "how did you find out that the pope just got assassinated?" with different news sources listed and "from reading this poll wtf" as the last option, and watch how 100% of the answers are the last one, because there's no better use for this site than lying recreationally.

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oh good heavens

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one thing i like about rick and morty is that they’ve really leaned into the domestic market for fan service. like yes, i want to know what photo each character has selected in their phone for each other character’s contact. please tell me what music they listen to in their free time. hmmm, you know what? i WOULD like to see the types of movies the smiths throw on in the background. now that you mention it, where are they having their family dinner outing this week? what nicknames do they all have for each other again? ahhh, okay. this is nice.