fagnumopus
Cringe?! owo
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Elliot, he/they
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fagnumopus · 14 hours ago
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much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today
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fagnumopus · 15 hours ago
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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy
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tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys
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fagnumopus · 15 hours ago
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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore
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fagnumopus · 15 hours ago
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Meirl
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fagnumopus · 15 hours ago
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fagnumopus · 16 hours ago
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oh ok
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fagnumopus · 21 hours ago
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“You just have to turn your brain off to watch this movie” i fucking hate you, i hate you, you’re engaging with art wrong. Like how do you not get joy out of deeply interacting with what a film is saying, even if the film sucks shit. What the fuck are you doing
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fagnumopus · 21 hours ago
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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
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fagnumopus · 1 day ago
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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
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fagnumopus · 2 days ago
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oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that
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[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]
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fagnumopus · 2 days ago
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ok well this blew my mind
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This is also true with filmmakers. Western filmmakers pan their cameras mostly left to right and Iranian filmmakers do right to left.
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fagnumopus · 2 days ago
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fagnumopus · 3 days ago
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"Oh, they're gonna turn Posthumous Memoirs of Brás Cubas into a TikTok book"
Let them
Let the TikTok girlies have great literature, it's good for the soul. I have more Brazilian classics waiting for you. Come with me. Take my hand.
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fagnumopus · 3 days ago
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Shoutout to the two coworkers today who casually announced that they were voting for Trump, then asked me who I was voting for. I told them "I did early voting, and I voted for the candidate who isn't going to make it harder for me to exist as a trans person" and both of these women had to awkwardly try and assure me that it wasn't personal, and it's not like they hated Harris or anything, they actually do like some things about her, and they definitely don't hate me, of course not, it's just that, you know, well, it's like, well, you know, it's just, like, and no matter how many times they tried to pass the shovel off to me, I just let them hold onto it
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fagnumopus · 3 days ago
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Reminding Everyone The Posthumous Memoirs of Brás Cubas Is One Of The Best Books Ever Written And That The Flora Thomson-DeVeaux English Translation Gets Rave Reviews
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fagnumopus · 3 days ago
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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fagnumopus · 3 days ago
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