#fuck you david

[rachelcommitscrimes]

“why not why won’t you admit that you like david-” BECAUSE DAVID KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY??!?!?!

[wowusername]

OK BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THAT DO FOR THE STORY?!

I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE FROM THE FUCKING CURSE OF LOSING ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THIS SHOW, AND THEN DAVID JENKINS COMES TO MY HOUSE AND FUCKING PUNCHES ME ON THE FACE AND KILLS ALL MY DREAMS WFT

I'm gonna be upset about this for the next six months fucking kill me

[aithusarosekiller]

An extract from my current wip to prepare you for what is hopefully to come in the next few days:

The normal text is in the library in the present and the passsages in italics are the previous night in Reggie's dorm :)

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By the time Regulus tunes back into what David is saying, he's completely moved on from his disgusting sexual fantasies about James, which Regulus is extremely grateful for. He would've preferred for that part of the discussion to not have happened at all but he'll take what he can get.

“Then he tells me that he thinks he's falling in love with me.” David’s friends giggle and whisper aggressively. Regulus is perfectly aware that David is lying but he still feels sick. He knows that James was with him last night instead of this David fellow but it doesn't stop the disgust coursing through his veins every time he introduces a new detail to the little ‘date’ rumour he was spreading.

“I love you,” Was the next thing James said, and Regulus could hear the waver in his voice, sounding more worried than he usually did when he said it. “I don't deserve you, Reg, you're so good to me, you get it.”

There are -of course- intrusive and ridiculous follow up questions from David’s friends and Regulus is glad to see Lily and Pandora looking just as pissed off as he feels.

“And I tell him that I'm flattered,” David pauses for dramatic effect. “And that I don't know what to say.”

Regulus closed his eyes and tilted his head up, hand clutching the fabric of James' hoodie, feeling James’ face shift a little against his chest. “Don't say that, James, you deserve love. You deserve to be understood.”

David chuckles to himself. “I didn't tell him I loved him, of course. That's far too forward for me, I like to lead them on, you know? He didn't mind, he stayed as happy as ever, as you can probably imagine.”

James hummed in acknowledgment and Regulus tapped him on the back twice, indicating for him to sit up. He did so and Regulus wasted no time in shuffling forward, looping an arm around his neck, and kissing him first on the forehead, then the cheek, then the tip of his nose, and finally on the corner of his mouth. James smiled a little and welcomed each one like a gift from the gods.

“I love you too. You know I do.” He pulled James closer, feeling two strong arms around his own waist. “Always will. No matter what.”

“More than the sun and the stars,” James whispered into his ear. Regulus pulled out of the hug and kissed him properly, letting them both soak in the moment for a while, taking it all in.

“More than the sun and the stars,” He echoed, feeling a strong tug in his heart at the reminder of the first time he'd said that to James, in the Astronomy tower the previous year, uncertain and fearful of James' response. It felt like an age ago. Now it was like second nature.

Somewhere between stolen kisses in the Astronomy tower and important conversations in shared dorms, 'I love you more than the sun and the stars’ had become their normal.

David finishes his pathetic little story and Regulus simultaneously feels any morsel of jealousy in his body leave for good. This boy and the countless other nobodies in the castle could gossip as much as they liked, but that did not mean they knew James, and it did not mean they had him. It didn't mean they deserved him. They didn't know about the sun and the stars, and they had no right to.

[fuck-edfrugs]

FUCK YOU DAVID YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[ariacherie]

Ok so that scene of Ellie obliterating David while screaming with the fire in the background is definitely going to be the next female rage scene that circulates on here, isn’t it?

[mx-nii]

Are we not going to talk about how after Ellie killed David, she had to reach into his pockets/unbuckle a keychain/whatever the fuck to get the key to unlock that steel door?

She collected herself with whatever minute adrenaline and willpower she had left and got the key.

She was almost starting to be slightly less terrified and let her guard down a bit but then she saw Joel, and she immediately put her guard back up and started panicking bc like- well we all saw the fucking scene. We shall not repeat the pain.

[soupboysoup]

I'm a little late to it because I was camping but I forgot how entirely fucked up David's character is he goes from someone you would like but he snaps and becomes the most sociopathic prick that ever walked the earth

[djarinslover]

This mf is really trying to justify cannibalism

CANNIBALISM

Like dude if you want to justify it, the bare minimum would be to at least let the group know what they were eating and they decide what they eat

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[ask-nick-and-cass]

David: If you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally!

David, earlier: I don’t care for Nick.

[sheerbadluck]

my disgusting adoptive father is kicking me out of the house I’m renting from him because he thinks it will fuck me up but jokes on him cuz I saved so much fucking money from paying cheap rent that I’m about to BUY my own fucking house

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[marionohman]

poem

you took something from me

though i gave it freely

i knew i'd end up here

but i needed comfort

and back then it worked well

i'm too ashamed i'll never tell

i should have known better

but you were in power

you made the mistake

didn't care that i'd break

i blushed through our texts

you wanted sex

i was too young

i should have run

look at this mess

what have you done?

[raggedy-spaceman]

S02E04 The Hitchhicker

[eterut]

MY

GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

[xray-vex]

"Like stuff. Don't be someone that doesn't like stuff, and if you don't like stuff, don't be a dick about it."

- David Jenkins