#fuck you and stupid girlfriend

[prodkeiji]

when will you stop villainizing us lol

[absolutelyzoned]

i fucking HATE how so much of literally EVERYTHING is centered around relationships. fuck your boyfriend fuck your girlfriend ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A FUCKING DEAL!!! ROMANCE IS ICKY GROSS. STOP. !!!!!!!

[absolutelyrover]

Spade don’t love you but I respect ur delusion! 😂

What the fuck 🧍

I hate to break it to you but my girlfriend does indeed love me very much !!

[miniagula]

lumiter would've gone sooooo insane. something abt the sweetheart of gold befriending and loving and helping two people who were just so unhappy

[asterdeer]

here’s my hot take of the night, i think they should have pulled a mary winchester with sasha and unfridged her specifically to fuck with the audience who so gleefully stuck her up on her “sole brain cell owner & true archivist who was only passed over because she would have been too good at it” pedestal. do i think it would have been done well? oh god no. but i think it would be funny.

[alexkablob]

Other favorite bits from the Dorley reread: Lorna's Paranormal Investigator Arc™

[elprupneerg]

Had a very odd experience at the eye doctor where everyone was very nice and also they deadnamed me the entire fucking time despite my name being in their systems. So it was just like *smiles sweetly while shoving a knife in my gut and twisting* the whole fucking visit. And I couldn’t tell at first if it was active transphobia or lack of training or what, but I didn’t exactly wanna cause a big scene in front of the whole waiting room (which was open to a massive hallway to the rest of the fucking hospital) and then once I was back in the maze of rooms the optical people have their various machines in I was too disoriented and didn’t know where the nearest exit was (which is very important to me if I’m gonna be correcting potential deliberate transphobia, what with the whole “my actual name is in their fucking charts and it says that I’m genderqueer in the fucking charts” thing)

Very funny thing where at one point the optical tech was measuring the pressure of my eye with a little thing that lightly taps the surface (like the machine that blows air on your eye, but handheld and faster and a bit more accurate) (it sounds scarier than it is, it just feels like something’s tickling your eyelashes). And she had to redo the test 3 times cuz the pressure in my eyes was high. And part of that can be caused by blood pressure being raised due to nerves or holding your breath or all sorts of things. And all I could think was “yeah of course I’m nervous, I’m stuck in a room with someone who’s been calling me the wrong name for the past however long” cuz like. Who wouldn’t be nervous in that case?!

Idk. It’s just a very unfortunate thing where I’m starting to see the effects of having an “inclusion clinic” where the training on queer issues is generally up to date and people know to look at the part of charts that has the preferred name. Cuz now it seems like the hospital is Only doing training on queer stuff with doctors in that clinic, and god help any trans person that needs specialty care from any other part of the hospital system

[mxwhore]

mutuals. i am getting caught in my own bitterness again...

[duketibbitswaifu]

Sorry but your self insert looks so puntable, Too Happy to exist for a man of Echo, Give that bitch some trauma! You are on the Trauma Oc website and are dating A man who currently lives in Trauma Village. Get that whore some Trauma!

🌸 I'm sorry, are you lost? ✨ I thought people who like visual novels 💌 can READ. 🍓 It's called SELF INSERT. ❣️ ITS ME!!!! ❣️ ❣️ 🌸

🎀 I never felt the need to share, ✨ since this blog is STRICTLY for my LOVE OF MY DUKEY POOKIE BEAR~!!!!1!! 🍰 But since you want to be so fucking rude, 💕 where should I start? 🎀

💗 Should I start with the unhelpful month-long psychiatric hospital stay that I'm still trying to pay off? 🏩 Should I start with the sexual abuser ex boyfriend? 💔 Or the drug abuse that permanently fucked up my heart? 💓 "Too Happy to exist for a man of Echo", ✨ girl how you think i got here? 💗

❣️ ❣️ ALSO NO ONE GETS TO CALL ME A WHORE BUT DUKEY~!!!!! ❣️ ❣️

[bill-gates-hate-blog]

you know i had been beating myself up about last december for "acting like a slut" and him admonishing me for "my feelings getting out of control" when i had been trying to be honest about them

but telling someone "I would feel more interested in and comfortable with doing romantic and sexual things with you if you broke up with your current partner because clearly whatever you two have got going on isn't working out" is actually an extremely normal thing to do

[patchedstars]

"you're just gonna screw me like everyone else in my life"

[mandumandy]

I miss Kari 🫤

[petz5]

☕ fanfiction

literally was at work for 12 yrs and so fucking busy that i forgot to answer this and my phone only fell to 78% OOPSIE

I simultaneously think fanfic is fun and people should write even if its silly or bad........... and i am a huge hater and extremely picky when i am the reader 💀 you have the right to interpret a character however u want and i have the right to think it sucks ass and balls

[jrwiyuri]

That’s so funny most people are freaking out over Grefgore girlfriend cuz like armoredpheasant loss but I just personally think it sucks anyway. Even without the shipping I think it’s ass. We should kill her

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Uh… sorry about your boyfriend. He was bitten by a spider… yeah, we had to amputate his leg… But we also taught him how to swim and fight to the death; he’s a pro at it!

[simptasia]

widmore's attitude towards desmond gets better/worse when you know he's not even old money. he just acts like old money. bitch you grew up in an island cult, what the fuck are your standards