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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
#ah yes our flies#the flies we keep for this purpose#why would you say that#editing to add that our store is inside a shopping centre#and it’s in the middle of it like not a proper store just in the open area#so the flies do what they want 😭
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8x09 / 8x17 buckandeddie after successfully pulling the most domestic and loving prank you've ever seen
#that's the same goddamn smile#no this isn't the same gif from the last set i just posted#why would you say that#911 abc#911 spoilers#911edit#buddie#buddieedit#nessa.gif#911168#svenjalook#usersary#rutual#1k#2k
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Headcanon (kinda)
Hiccup being allergic to dragon root. Not like it’s going to kill him but it’ll make him terribly ill.
This doesn’t help the roomers that he’s not human. The twins started it and hiccup being himself doesn’t help and doesn’t know.
Also when his mom returnes she also has the same reaction to dragon root
And people just go. “Ah yeah stoic and his half feral, vigilante, fae wife and their son who definitely took after mom.”
Does this make any sense?
#httyd#how to train your dragon#rtte#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#httyd rtte#valka haddock#httyd valka#stoic died?#no he’s with his feral wife#why would you say that
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hurts, doesn't it?
#why would you say that#now we're in the trenches#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#buddieedit#911#911 abc#911hiatus2023#911edit#evanbuckleyedit#eddiediazedit#911ramblings#5x11#6x15
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I just read an Aziraphale take that said he needs to suffer for what he said in the final 15...
#aziraphale defense squad#why would you say that#why would you want that#are we watching the same show#good omens#crowley#aziracrow#aziraphale#i feel no anger towards either of them
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????
#omg#i have never#he's saying that while his ears are red#why would you say that#why would he say that pls#😭😭😭#zayne love and deepspace#lads zayne#lnds zayne#zayne x mc#love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#lads#lnds#li shen#l&ds
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aimsey do you take constructive criticism
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please dont take this the wrong way, in the most respectful way possible, maxussy...
Say that to his face. Go on, say that to this innocent man's face.
#i pray to god this man never finds tumblr#it would kill him instantly#he's just a little guy#why would you say that#max verstappen#asks
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CW: the f slur
So I don’t usually make text posts, but I just wanted to know if anyone else has noticed this.
So I was watching OPM season 1 episode 7 for the millionth time and noticed this.
LIKE THEY ACTUALLY CALLED HIM A SLUR?? WTF???? HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS TOO??
#saitama opm#one punch man saitama#one punch man#opm#opm saitama#saitama#like wtf#why would you say that#saitama one punch man
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You and Mahito taking turns sucking Jogo's toes :3
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the Universe and the Change God have toxic yaori between them Trust
#isat#in stars and time#alcettotalk#isat is just the story of their divorce and fighting for custody over siffrin#Crazy sentence.#Why would you say that
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TSC3 Jeremy predictions but it’s just that scene in return to neverland where tinkerbell’s light goes out
You’re not allowed to talk to me anymore
#why would you say that#defeated Jeremy will happen#that’s just facts#aftg#all for the game#jeremy knox#the sunshine court#tsc#the golden raven#aftg tgr
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"You rely on wit and people die on it" if someone said that to me I will cry big fat tears odysseus youre so strong
#epic the musical#epic the ocean saga#odysseus#eurylochus#it's not directed at me but im still crying#pls im just a baby#odysseus is doing his best#also what the fuck#everything's changed since polites#why would you say that#do you enjoy seeing me cry
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best night of your life, get in, loser, for the joyride
( @swedenis-h )
#no i did not base his poses and guitar on olivia rodrigo#why would you say that#anyways#HAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIRRRTHHHHDAAAYAAYAYYAY CHLOOEEEEEEEE#do you think Lestat will invent gay pop#art#fanart#myart#interview with the vampire#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv#iwtv s3#iwtv lestat#the vampire lestat#lestat de lioncourt#monsieurlestatdelioncourt#loustat#louis is here in my Heart#Spotify
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so now dan's just admitting on camera that their sponsor bits are him in full "yes dear whatever you say" mode. happy spouse happy phouse i guess
and like why did it make me emotional when dan said “the mortgage”??
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Why would you threaten us like that?... 🥲
That's an S level threat right there lol! What a menace! XD
#ff14#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#final fantasy 14#miqo'te#ffxiv wol#ffxiv warrior of light#ffxiv miqo'te#ffxiv screenshots#ff14 gpose#gpose#ffxiv gpose#red mage#final fantasy gpose#ffxiv red mage#funny#lol#why would you say that#meme
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