#why would you say that

[omnisentient]

????

[lex-crow]

Headcanon (kinda)

Hiccup being allergic to dragon root. Not like it’s going to kill him but it’ll make him terribly ill.

This doesn’t help the roomers that he’s not human. The twins started it and hiccup being himself doesn’t help and doesn’t know.

Also when his mom returnes she also has the same reaction to dragon root

And people just go. “Ah yeah stoic and his half feral, vigilante, fae wife and their son who definitely took after mom.”

Does this make any sense?

[endofthedaymp3]

hurts, doesn't it?

[knifeforkspooncup]

I just read an Aziraphale take that said he needs to suffer for what he said in the final 15...

[mikaikaika]

aimsey do you take constructive criticism

[loquarocoeur]

please dont take this the wrong way, in the most respectful way possible, maxussy...

Say that to his face. Go on, say that to this innocent man's face.

[catfairye-jer]

CW: the f slur

So I don’t usually make text posts, but I just wanted to know if anyone else has noticed this.

So I was watching OPM season 1 episode 7 for the millionth time and noticed this.

LIKE THEY ACTUALLY CALLED HIM A SLUR?? WTF???? HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS TOO??

[tonycries]

You and Mahito taking turns sucking Jogo's toes :3

[yinblanc]

"You rely on wit and people die on it" if someone said that to me I will cry big fat tears odysseus youre so strong

[keylimeart]

best night of your life, get in, loser, for the joyride

( @swedenis-h )

[freckliephil]

so now dan's just admitting on camera that their sponsor bits are him in full "yes dear whatever you say" mode. happy spouse happy phouse i guess

and like why did it make me emotional when dan said “the mortgage”??

[simplydnp]

dan howell you did not need to imply the existence of a new fic known as the meal fic thank you kindly

[spookberry]

Saw someone compare Kyo Sohma/Tohru Honda to bakudeku and took so much psychic damage you would not believe

[unpersoniverse]

girlies something really funny happened to me related to assassin's creed.

I was volunteering at the book fair in my city and near the end of my shift I took a break to browse the stands and girl when I tell you I nearly lost my mind because I found the art book of ac 3 for a REALLY CHEAP PRICE (but sadly I didn't have any money with me). Then the book stand guy sees me holding the book like if it was the last glass of water in the desert and instantly went "oh that's good but black flag was better 😏" RIGHT ON MY FUCKING FACEEEE like my brother in christ you did not, not on my watch...

guess if I spent 10 real life minutes arguing with a random sales guy over assassin's Creed and how Connor is one of the best characters of the series while he said Edward was the best and blah blah blah but you know what? in the end we both agreed in the Kenway family supremacy. And he said he was gonna save the book for me lol a win is a win

[mikaikaika]

Cellbit : Oh yeah the creature attacks people who don't have family or people caring about them, that's why they ask your information.

Quackity : Oh yeah that's why Benito L :D

This means Emi canonically is the the closest thing to a family Benito has now for the first time since god know how many years .......

[ilayontherooftop]

I know he did NOT just say Phil had a talented penis