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and suddenly i’m slinging bricks through your window????
I have a headcanon where Marvin gets schizophrenia after whizzer dies and will occasionally hear his voice or see him in their bed or on the couch
#why would you say that#i’m sad now#marvin falsettos#whizzvin#whizzer brown#whizzer falsettos#falsettos headcannons#falsettos
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Headcanon (kinda)
Hiccup being allergic to dragon root. Not like it’s going to kill him but it’ll make him terribly ill.
This doesn’t help the roomers that he’s not human. The twins started it and hiccup being himself doesn’t help and doesn’t know.
Also when his mom returnes she also has the same reaction to dragon root
And people just go. “Ah yeah stoic and his half feral, vigilante, fae wife and their son who definitely took after mom.”
Does this make any sense?
#httyd#how to train your dragon#rtte#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#httyd rtte#valka haddock#httyd valka#stoic died?#no he’s with his feral wife#why would you say that
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hurts, doesn't it?
#why would you say that#now we're in the trenches#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#buddieedit#911#911 abc#911hiatus2023#911edit#evanbuckleyedit#eddiediazedit#911ramblings#5x11#6x15
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I just read an Aziraphale take that said he needs to suffer for what he said in the final 15...
#aziraphale defense squad#why would you say that#why would you want that#are we watching the same show#good omens#crowley#aziracrow#aziraphale#i feel no anger towards either of them
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please dont take this the wrong way, in the most respectful way possible, maxussy...
Say that to his face. Go on, say that to this innocent man's face.
#i pray to god this man never finds tumblr#it would kill him instantly#he's just a little guy#why would you say that#max verstappen#asks
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And here we go again with the “I just can’t connect to Black characters 🥺” bs. Y’all don’t like Black ppl so that’s why you don’t like reading about us. No one cares if LegendBorn or Children of Blood and Bone are some of your favs, cuz what exactly is stopping you from finding books similar to them???? And then to say that Black authors should be more like Asian authors while also insinuating that we don’t have our own historical or cultural myths, especially when we exist on multiple continents and islands, is absolutely ludicrous. Not to mention that a statement like that feeds into racism and the fetishization of Asian ppl. Children of color are forced to see nothing but white ppl in every form of media all our lives and not once does not being able to connect to the characters stop us from enjoying that piece of media. You can empathize with dragons, elves, orcs, and witches easily. Anyone darker than dry glue however, needs to prove why you should read our stories and have sympathy for our characters. This is exactly why I don’t trust white readers regardless of if they read diversely or not cuz some of y’all don’t even read the books. You just get them for brownie points or judge them harshly cuz you still don’t see the characters as deserving of empathy.
#white people#white readers#why would you say that#black authors#asian authors#latino authors#indigenous authors#diverse books#legendborn#children of blood and bone#racism#fetishization#i said what i said#unique writes
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"You rely on wit and people die on it" if someone said that to me I will cry big fat tears odysseus youre so strong
#epic the musical#epic the ocean saga#odysseus#eurylochus#it's not directed at me but im still crying#pls im just a baby#odysseus is doing his best#also what the fuck#everything's changed since polites#why would you say that#do you enjoy seeing me cry
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best night of your life, get in, loser, for the joyride
( @swedenis-h )
#no i did not base his poses and guitar on olivia rodrigo#why would you say that#anyways#HAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIRRRTHHHHDAAAYAAYAYYAY CHLOOEEEEEEEE#do you think Lestat will invent gay pop#art#fanart#myart#interview with the vampire#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv#iwtv s3#iwtv lestat#the vampire lestat#lestat de lioncourt#monsieurlestatdelioncourt#loustat#louis is here in my Heart#Spotify
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so now dan's just admitting on camera that their sponsor bits are him in full "yes dear whatever you say" mode. happy spouse happy phouse i guess
and like why did it make me emotional when dan said “the mortgage”??
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Cellbit : Oh yeah the creature attacks people who don't have family or people caring about them, that's why they ask your information.
Quackity : Oh yeah that's why Benito L :D
This means Emi canonically is the the closest thing to a family Benito has now for the first time since god know how many years .......
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Saw someone compare Kyo Sohma/Tohru Honda to bakudeku and took so much psychic damage you would not believe
#im not even anti bkdk but Kyo and Tohru??? of all people??????#absolutely not#they were especially comparing kyo and bakugo and i just#why would you say that#and i LIKE bakugo! hes my favorite#but this is an insult to Kyo#bnha#fruits basket#this is gonna haunt me
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girlies something really funny happened to me related to assassin's creed.
I was volunteering at the book fair in my city and near the end of my shift I took a break to browse the stands and girl when I tell you I nearly lost my mind because I found the art book of ac 3 for a REALLY CHEAP PRICE (but sadly I didn't have any money with me). Then the book stand guy sees me holding the book like if it was the last glass of water in the desert and instantly went "oh that's good but black flag was better 😏" RIGHT ON MY FUCKING FACEEEE like my brother in christ you did not, not on my watch...
guess if I spent 10 real life minutes arguing with a random sales guy over assassin's Creed and how Connor is one of the best characters of the series while he said Edward was the best and blah blah blah but you know what? in the end we both agreed in the Kenway family supremacy. And he said he was gonna save the book for me lol a win is a win
#you just don't talk shit of my man ratonhnhaké:ton in front of me#also saw the forsaken novel for the same price I'm going to eat plain rice for the rest of the month but they're going to be MINEEE#fyi I'm from Argentina and art books here are hard and expensive to find and this one was like 7-8 dollars LIKEEEE#it's still a little expensive for me tho lol what a fuck up economy we have#the other fun part of this when I told this to my friends snd they say sofi sos boluda he was prob tryna flirt with you and I'm like ???#i'm too gay for this#why would you say that#connor kenway#assassin's creed#ratonhnhaké:ton#sofiverse
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I know he did NOT just say Phil had a talented penis
#WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT#IN ANY CONTEXT#dan and phil#dnp#phil lester#daniel howell#phan#amazingphil#dan and phil games
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WHYYYY
#doctor who#rose tyler#10th doctor#i love you#not delivered#why would you say that#why would you do this to me#uggghhhh#sobs and cries#*sobs violently*#im hyperventilating#billie piper#david tennant
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i cannot believe he really said “i went through all this to keep you from being taken” oh my god
#oh my god#almost four years since i first saw this scene and im still not over it#why would you say that#what are you#gay???????#my posts#theo#thiam#6x10 riders on the storm
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Do you and Emelin like
Have some plan against my haters
…no?
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