#fuck pierre

[friedoats]

Listen i would really love to marry someone else in pelican town but i married sebastian in my first run, and now i cant marry anyone else.

[gubgivitis]

pierre sells dandelions and daffodils at the flower festival bc he’s too useless to grow the flowers that he sells the seeds of.

[coliemoongaming]

He doesn't care about my health. He only cares about the money I make.

[mondodisco]

Wanna make you all know that I was in Milan a few days ago for the Stardew valley orchestra concert and before the winter medley the director goes “after the winter medley we should spend a little time with the music of the characters we know and love…

…except for Pierre”

The room clapped. ConcernedApe knows what’s up

[corrienteallita]

Suck it Pierre!

[mad-scientist-posting]

I think I should be the next Mayor at this point

[nakhra]

fucking sick and tired of canadians acting like we are sooooo much better the states. as if this won’t impact us, as if the rise in the american far right isn’t already being mirrored here, as if the conservatives aren’t already taking our rights away, AS IF WE DON’T HAVE OUR OWN MINI TRUMP LEADING IN THE FUCKING POLLS FOR AN ELECTION NEXT YEAR. stop being smug and organize. create community. support each other. start organizing NOW. and fuck trudeau as well, we can’t settle for his ass either. wake the fuck up.

[touchmyfracturedstardew]

Stardew Valley Vodka Woes

I currently only have 2 written goals for myself in stardew valley but we are only going to be talking about one of them

How to make vodka.

Logistically, when we look at base game stardew, one would think;

Keg

+

Potato

= Vodka?

Wrong!

Keg + potato = POTATO JUICE!

NOT VODKA!

What am I supposed to do with potato juice? Sell it to Pierre? The bastard would probably like it as well.

How the fuck am I supposed to get vodka?!

And don't get me started on the fucking cream cheese dilemma.

[the-birds-they-are-here]

Please do that for me aswell.

I genuinely fucking hate Trump and I will troll any supporters found following or commenting on my account.

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

[crudeoildistillation]

finally finished drawing the entire grid! really struggled with some guys but hopefully you can't tell who....

(blank template available here!)

[mummer]

[usernamemybeloathed]

Pierre gives Ian Beale energy.

That's it, thats the entire headcanon

[cheshires-wonderland]

Good he deserves it

she’s gonna fucking kill him!!!!

[corrienteallita]

CLOSED ON FUCKING WEDNESDAYS!!

[introspectivememories]

was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

Championship battle this. Championship battle that. The battle i wanna watch is the GPDA vs the FIA. 🙂‍↕️✨

They ate with this 🤌🏻✨