#caroline stardew valley

[vilochkaaa]

can't stop thinking about the upcoming 1.6 update and new winter outfits RRRAAAHHHH😖

[echo-stimmingrose]

Uhhh, Caroline... Tf??

There's definitely something weird in her tea.

[razberry-cookie]

wip I will not finish but will post

[skillful-satu]

Pierre is the real mr fox

[skelerangart]

Caroline drawn for my current stardew run through.

[lizardfootman]

sketches from the other day 💖

[spacepatrolhana]

obsessed with @vilochkaaa 's breaking bad au

[remuslupinschocolat3]

My stardew valley headcanons because no one can stop me!!!!!!!

Part one

In alphabetical order

Abigail:

💎Bisexual

💎she/they

💎Hates children

💎In a Polycule with Sam and Sebastian

💎Shares a braincell with Sam

💎smoked weed once with Sebastian and threw up afterwards

💎has random beef with Haley that Haley isn't aware of

💎gets piercings just to spite her dad

💎was only good in English class in highschool

💎regrets being on 2020 alt tiktok

💎 secretly vandalizes their father's yoba shrine (he thinks it's Sebastian doing it)

💎their gay awakening was Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean (she just like me fr)

Alex

🏈the definition of comphet

🏈himbo

🏈gay man/lesbian alliance with Haley

🏈his first crush was the team captain of an Opponent's school gridball team

🏈 doesn't drink alcohol because he's scared to be like his father

🏈he had a pathetic crush on Elliot when Elliot first moved to the valley

🏈has a bottle of the perfume his mother used to wear and sprays it on his pillow when he's sad

🏈used to go to a gym in Zu City but stopped after a boy there asked him out

🏈dated Haley in highschool for half a year until both of them came out to the other in hopes to let the other down gently

Caroline

🍃not a single thought behind those eyes

🍃fell out of love with Pierre ten years ago

🍃grows marijuana plants in her tea house (have you seen her two heart event?)

🍃dyed her hair green once when she was 15 and never tried a different color again

🍃has a few secret tattoos

🍃the necklace she wears is a gift by Rasmodios

🍃best friends with Jodi and Robin

🍃loves to gossip, she knows everyone's business

🍃almost became an almond mom but stopped before it could affect Abigail in the long run

🍃she has no enemies, everyone loves her but hates her husband

Clint (it's red cus he's a red flag)

🔨4chan user

🔨incel

🔨used to tell his mom to make him a sandwich

🔨called his parents by their first names

🔨knows the Irish dance (I don't know what it's called lmao)

🔨can't have friendships with women because he always thinks they fall in love with him

🔨hasn't exercised since he finished highschool

🔨stalks Emily (that's canon) (stay away from her)

🔨can you tell I hate him yet?

Demetrius

🧪is the reason his first marriage failed

🧪controlling and possessive (Maru's two heart event)

🧪so boring

🧪thinks missionary is the only way to have sex

🧪I know people headcanon him as autistic but I think he's just petty

🧪 arrogant, thinks he's smarter than everyone else because he knows science

🧪was actually an okay step father to Sebastian until Maru was born

🧪him and Robin are not compatible but neither of them want to go through a second divorce

Elliot

🦀 gay and proud

🦀in his mid thirties

🦀 can't swim

🦀 used to write star trek fanfiction as a teenager on fanfiction.net

🦀so fucking tall

🦀went through three separate gender identity crisis before realizing that he just isn't comfortable expressing himself as a stereotypical manly man

🦀demi romantic

🦀gay man/lesbian alliance with Leah

🦀sees Leah as the little sister he never had

🦀 isn't really broke, he's a trustfund baby who wanted to experience what it's like to be a starving artist (thinks it makes his art more valid)

🦀Leah beat him up when she found out

🦀 obsessed with his hair (I'm so jealous of his luscious curls 😭😭😭)

🦀so dramatic (used to be a theater kid for sure)

Emily

🔮the character I headcanon as autistic

🔮 pansexual and asexual

🔮they/she, trans

🔮dating Sandy

🔮knows everyone's zodiac signs

🔮names her plants

🔮gets the zoomies after work (at night)

🔮Haley hates it

🔮Haley's biggest supporter

🔮vegan

🔮thinks of Clint as a genuine friend (save yourself girly pop)

🔮calls Sandy the weirdest nick names "hello my cuddle bear" "it's been too long since we last saw each other my strawberry jam"

🔮suckles on Pennies (she just like me fr)

🔮reads books about crystals for hours on end, Haley has to take the book away from her and drag her to bed sometimes

🔮has befriended the junimos

🔮Sandy sells the clothes she makes

🔮hates the taste of strawberry in candy and stuff

🔮would vape if vapes existed in stardew valley but not in a I'm a thirteen year old boy way but in a I like the taste and I enjoy making smoke rings kinda way

🔮you can't tell me that she's not a pothead

🔮knows Haley is a lesbian years before her sister figures it out

🔮besties with Shane (refuses to sell him alcohol at the Stardrop saloon)

🔮gets extremely flustered around people she deems as attractive

🔮is really bad at doing her own makeup (Sandy or Haley do it for her)

🔮has a huge tattoo that covers almost her entire back

🔮her energy is contagious

🔮high School was very hard for her but college was the best time of her life

🔮wants to buzz her hair so bad but has enough restrain to keep herself from doing so

🔮loves to make cocktails (she makes Gus try them and he always loves them and puts them on his menu)

🔮makes Shane, Sandy and Haley cosplay with her (none of them want to but they can't say no when Emily looks at them with that wide eyed grin of hers)

🔮unleashed a group of rats in JoJa mart because Shane complained once (1 time) about his working conditions, the store closed for two months

🔮can you tell how much I love Emily?

[friedoats]

Listen i would really love to marry someone else in pelican town but i married sebastian in my first run, and now i cant marry anyone else.

[catchitori]

Caroline! Might redo. But really fond of my headcanon that she started going grey really young and was super insecure about it so when Abigail started dying her hair she got Caroline to do it with her to help her feel better about it and she’s stuck with the green every since

[dnd-class-polls]

Caroline

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Image from official game

[freakyelf-ontheshelf]

I honestly have no idea why CAROLINE is married to Pierre??? Like baby GIRL you have a tea garden, go kiss Jodi or smth

[netscapenavigator-official]

It’s crazy how Pierre & Caroline’s family seems so well adjusted on the outside, but then you get these vague events that suggest, but don’t tell, otherwise. It’s like ConcernedApe wanted to put doubt in your mind, but not confirm anything just to make you anxious.

Either way I fully believe that Pierre and Caroline have a far less stable relationship than we’re led to believe.

Pierre’s “secret stash,” of what can only be porn, that he’s deliberately hiding from his wife. They aren’t a religious family. Why is he hiding it? What type of porn would upset Caroline? Gay Porn.

Caroline getting absolutely fucked up on hallucinogenic tea every single day for who fucking knows why.

The implication that Abigail is not Pierre’s child, but an affair baby conceived by M. Rasmodius and Caroline when they both cheated on their spouses.

Like wtf is going on with this family???

[razberry-cookie]

thinking of like a traveling circus au for sdv, here is some ideas I'll do actual drawings eventually

[foolish-edworm]

okay wait bc i wanna infodump about my stardew valley character experience :)

so i've had the same save file for at least four years now, so this is a journey. but first-- my first sdv file was on my phone before i got it on steam (the four year one) so that's how i experienced everything.

when i first played, the second i met george i loved the man. i saw how grumpy he was and i said "im gonna make this old man be my best friend."

then, on emily's birthday, i gave her a gift, but i didn't know it was her birthday yet. her face when she accepted the gift was so cute i immediately fell in love with her, and then she was the only bachelor i ever pursued lmao.

now, four years later, i've realized that if i never gave emily that accidental birthday gift, i probably would've ended up marrying elliot or harvey. now, in-game, elliot was one of my first friends, bc i spent a lot of time at the beach fishing (i love willy too btw) so i love his spirit-the-horse lookin ass. but lately, as ive matured (LMAO), and also as ive made more friends in sdv, ive really grown attached to harvey (he looks like every man i get gender envy from lmao). it's his big cow eyes that i can't resist.

oh also i haven't mentioned that i love linus and i give him berries every time i walk by him, and when i got the tea heart event from caroline i fell in love w her too (i wish i could steal her from pierre, but alas..)

anyway that's my experience lmao. i think in my other saves ill try the other bachelors, but emily will always reign supreme (beside maybe harvey)

[kidneyscone]

I don’t want your seeds Pierre I want your wife