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This is an incredible story.

A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”

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a lot of the people you guys are calling narcissists could easily be replaced with the word “asshole”

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The feed photo from this video tickles me so much. The different expressions between them are just so dramatic

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everyone’s always talking about blair witch, as above so below, but i think we all need to give a little credit to the true first analogue horror: the magnus archives. like quite literally. the analogue is the horror

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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

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Normalize this response

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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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hurrying home to my castle when i see lightning and remember that i left the frankenstein plugged in on the slab

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maybe subconsciously but a lot of people really do not believe women are intelligent enough to be funny on purpose, or absurd/ironic on purpose, or make art that makes people uncomfortable on purpose. “omfg how did she not realise how this would come off” she realised. i promise she realised. i’m going to kill you.

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today's bug thing is this beetle backpack!

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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we should start giving testosterone to ants

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I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.