#fuck my actual life
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scoobit9 · 1 year ago
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does anybody else have this problem
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loveisonlyforthebrave8 · 1 year ago
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renwick-artz · 2 years ago
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Gave in and made a pizza Tower oc…
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roanniom · 1 year ago
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Ooof not me agreeing to go to a Halloween event with friends only to realize that more people were invited than I thought and now I’m going to be going with two literal newlywed couples.
I can’t…handle newlywed couples right now.
So this’ll be less fun tmrw than I thought.
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lxnelyhearrt · 1 year ago
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bro i’m so sick of owning a car
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lunagame · 2 years ago
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Ok yk what??? I'm gonna just gonna tell you a story called Ryan game!
Cuz I can!!!
(Mutant busters <Luna game> AU)
(⚠warning...⚠ BAD GRAMMAR, BAD STORYTELLING, MENTIONS OF BLOOD/DEATH AND SOME SWEARING!!! I'm gonna ruin you people's childhood... 😈😈😈)
Ryan was trying to get some fresh air or smth, he saw brutux there
Brutux:"Oh hey Ryan sorry I can't really talk right now because I'm looking for my books!"
Ryan: uh... How did you lost them???
brutux: idk, its probably here somewhere!
Ryan: I pretty sure you'll find all of them eventually!
*walks around and see vegan-su there*
Vegan: oh hey Ryan
Ryan: oh hey, have you any chances to see a book anywhere???
Vegan: A book??? Was it from brutux?
Ryan: uh yes-
Vegan: figured, cuz I did found a book laying on the ground somewhere, I already have it! You should probably give it to him right away.
Ryan: thanks!
*walks to brutux*
Ryan: found one of your books!
Brutux: thanks! But there's more that is missing...
Ryan: oh!...
Brutux: do you think you can gather the other ones???
Ryan: sure! How much books left???
Brutux: 50-
Ryan: ARE YOU KIDDING ME- 💀🔫 sorry, ill find it!
Brutux: thanks!!!
*Ryan looks for 49 books, but the last book looked awfully strange... It looked really dark and shadowy and it looked very cursed... It kinda frightened Ryan...*
*then he walks up to brutux*
Brutux: thanks for finding my books!!! OH THAT REMINDS ME!!! your brother is looking for you, you should probably go to him to see what's he's up to!
Ryan: o- ok...
vegan: hey Ryan sheriff is look for yo~.... NEVERMIND, pretty sure brutux told you!
*then he sees his brother, the one who wears a star and has a ginger hair... AH WHO AM I KIDDING YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABT!!! ITS SHERIFF OBVIOUSLY!!! but let's see what he needs, but something weird just happened when Ryan just went up to him...*
sheriff: OH HEY RYAN, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU BRO!!!
Ryan:...
Sheriff: so I was thinking... We should have a brother and me time, since we haven't hang out in a very long time!!!!
Ryan:...
Sheriff: ITS GONNA BE SO FUN AM I RIGHT RYAN!?
Ryan:...
Sheriff: uh... Bro???
Ryan: *stares at him*...
Sheriff: Ryan??? Bro... Are you ok???
("Kill him... Kill him.... KILL HIM NOW!!!")
Ryan: i- I'm so sorry little brother...
Sheriff: *gasp and screaming in pain*
(cuts and blood starting to pop out)
Ryan: *gasp into tears*
Sheriff: b-bu-but why???... *fells*
Ryan: no... WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!... *screaming, and gasping into tears*
After a little while he couldn't slept for a while and started to have... Nightmares...
But....
Sheriff: ;%:*;*:";*:TH!$ !$NT ØV3R BR∅TH3R;":*;;*;"
(This is from like Luna game 0, Luna game 0 was a prequel to Luna game 1, so ill probably make a 1st part of Ryan game story since this is kinda like a pilot yk??? Lmao! 😭💀🔫)
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you-dont-need-me-anymore · 6 months ago
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I miss you, I’m sorry
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s-ccaam-era-crepe · 2 years ago
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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw
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lazylittledragon · 1 month ago
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what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually
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datcravat · 2 months ago
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It seems there's a new lawyer in town!!!
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
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pandascanpvp · 1 year ago
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i maintagged that out of muscle memory good god i have issues
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saddevilsworld · 3 months ago
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suic1de has been heavy on my heart lately
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vmkhoneyy · 1 year ago
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I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.
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syl-stormblessed · 3 months ago
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AND THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!!
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girlwiththegreenhat · 7 months ago
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team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years
work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years
half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts
shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one
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