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does anybody else have this problem
#fml#fuck my actual life#matthew lillard#william afton#GOD WHY ME#steve raglan#“if you start hyperfixating on fnaf im gonna chew my arm off” - my roommate#help#art
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#bible wichapas#kinnporsche#bible sumettikul#kp cast#vegas theerapanyakul#this outfit was INSANE#fuck my actual life#what was today#still processing
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Gave in and made a pizza Tower oc…
#pizza tower#pizza tower peppino#peppino pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#pizza tower oc#art#artists on tumblr#my art#original art#digital art#pixel art#pizza tower bruno#pizzza tower fake Peppino#fake peppino#self insert oc#god why did i make this#fuck my actual life#dumb shit#shit post#shit posting
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Ooof not me agreeing to go to a Halloween event with friends only to realize that more people were invited than I thought and now I’m going to be going with two literal newlywed couples.
I can’t…handle newlywed couples right now.
So this’ll be less fun tmrw than I thought.
#fuck my actual life#hoping to get get over this jealousy thing soon because damn#though I had a breakthrough in therapy today that taught my the source of a lot of my relationship issues#and based on that information I won’t be getting better any time soon hahahahaha#<- that’s me crying
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bro i’m so sick of owning a car
#flat tire omw to work this morning#no garages where i work open long enough for me to go and get a new one#coworker kindly helps me put my spare on so i can at least get home#can only drive so fast on said spare tyre bc it is temporary. everyone behind me getting annoyed cause i’m going under the speed limit like#stfu just overtake me instead of flashing me bc guess what i cannot do anything about it right now!!!!!#get home and to the one garage that is still open. they do not stock tyres the size i need bc they are small but they can order one in#for tomorrow. only 2 slots left 2pm or 3pm and im supposed to be working until 3:30 lmaoooo#fuck my actual life
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I ruined my own life and now I'm stuck and can't get past my own mental health to fix it
#personal#katie's oversharing adventure#help#i wish i was dead#depression#anxiety#its mental illness innit#mental illness#mentally ill#fuck my actual life
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Ok yk what??? I'm gonna just gonna tell you a story called Ryan game!
Cuz I can!!!
(Mutant busters <Luna game> AU)
(⚠warning...⚠ BAD GRAMMAR, BAD STORYTELLING, MENTIONS OF BLOOD/DEATH AND SOME SWEARING!!! I'm gonna ruin you people's childhood... 😈😈😈)
Ryan was trying to get some fresh air or smth, he saw brutux there
Brutux:"Oh hey Ryan sorry I can't really talk right now because I'm looking for my books!"
Ryan: uh... How did you lost them???
brutux: idk, its probably here somewhere!
Ryan: I pretty sure you'll find all of them eventually!
*walks around and see vegan-su there*
Vegan: oh hey Ryan
Ryan: oh hey, have you any chances to see a book anywhere???
Vegan: A book??? Was it from brutux?
Ryan: uh yes-
Vegan: figured, cuz I did found a book laying on the ground somewhere, I already have it! You should probably give it to him right away.
Ryan: thanks!
*walks to brutux*
Ryan: found one of your books!
Brutux: thanks! But there's more that is missing...
Ryan: oh!...
Brutux: do you think you can gather the other ones???
Ryan: sure! How much books left???
Brutux: 50-
Ryan: ARE YOU KIDDING ME- 💀🔫 sorry, ill find it!
Brutux: thanks!!!
*Ryan looks for 49 books, but the last book looked awfully strange... It looked really dark and shadowy and it looked very cursed... It kinda frightened Ryan...*
*then he walks up to brutux*
Brutux: thanks for finding my books!!! OH THAT REMINDS ME!!! your brother is looking for you, you should probably go to him to see what's he's up to!
Ryan: o- ok...
vegan: hey Ryan sheriff is look for yo~.... NEVERMIND, pretty sure brutux told you!
*then he sees his brother, the one who wears a star and has a ginger hair... AH WHO AM I KIDDING YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABT!!! ITS SHERIFF OBVIOUSLY!!! but let's see what he needs, but something weird just happened when Ryan just went up to him...*
sheriff: OH HEY RYAN, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU BRO!!!
Ryan:...
Sheriff: so I was thinking... We should have a brother and me time, since we haven't hang out in a very long time!!!!
Ryan:...
Sheriff: ITS GONNA BE SO FUN AM I RIGHT RYAN!?
Ryan:...
Sheriff: uh... Bro???
Ryan: *stares at him*...
Sheriff: Ryan??? Bro... Are you ok???
("Kill him... Kill him.... KILL HIM NOW!!!")
Ryan: i- I'm so sorry little brother...
Sheriff: *gasp and screaming in pain*
(cuts and blood starting to pop out)
Ryan: *gasp into tears*
Sheriff: b-bu-but why???... *fells*
Ryan: no... WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!... *screaming, and gasping into tears*
After a little while he couldn't slept for a while and started to have... Nightmares...
But....
Sheriff: ;%:*;*:";*:TH!$ !$NT ØV3R BR∅TH3R;":*;;*;"
(This is from like Luna game 0, Luna game 0 was a prequel to Luna game 1, so ill probably make a 1st part of Ryan game story since this is kinda like a pilot yk??? Lmao! 😭💀🔫)
#mutant busters#luna game#why did i make this?#sheriff is ded 💀🔫#Ryan game#AU#fuck my autistic ass 💀🔫#fuck my actual life#actually autistic#autistic artist#idk what else to tag#help💀🔫#i need a therapist#im gonna kill myself... 💀🔫#holy shit that's a lot of tags#💀🔫
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cw drugs / medication
#cw drugs#watch me try to cut off opioids all by myself even though they're the only thing that helps#because they also WORSEN another chronic condition#fuck my actual life#SCREAMING into the fucking void because from what I've looked up#the medication i'm on for my first and main chronic illness is ALSO supposed to help psoriasis#but Psoriasis is worsened by ultram/tramadol which I take for pain management#and AND AND!!!!!!!!!#another way to help reduce psoriasis is methotrexate#which we've coupled with infliximab before and i didn't handle well :')#fuck my fucking life bro#anyway I didn't take any yesterday (go me)#but also this is so fucking stupid because I take the MINIMAL dose#and rarely more than once a day#fuck my lifeeeeee#tourment.txt#I hate it here (here being this body)
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people who deserve to be in the 7th circle of hell:
the fucker who decided you can get psoriasis patches on your face
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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I miss you, I’m sorry
#jmj#fuck my actual life#I don’t wanna go#think I’ll make it worse#everything I know brings me back to you
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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.
#max is talking#rolled over in bed and experienced Immediate and Intense Regret#i still dont know what i actually fucking did to my shoulder i uust woke up and it had decided 'fuck your entire life'
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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw
#camera talks#disability stuff#this is for my chronic migraine girlies (gn) <3#i think we should all get 1 million million dollars everyday actually#this is the worst fucking night of my life (everytime i have migraines) (specifically rn tho)#chronic pain#chronic migraine#migraines#chronically ill#disabled#disclaimer because idk I’ve got a lot of notes on this#I have diagnosed chronic migraines. I used to have them 5-6 times a week#now with medication on a good week I’ll only be affected 2-3 days#on bad weeks it’s much worse#anyways don’t doubt my condition I know what I’m talking about thx
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#mithrun#dunmeshi spoilers#<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning#labru#<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life#i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny#also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.
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i maintagged that out of muscle memory good god i have issues
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I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.
#sometimes I really sit and think about how much impact the sweet strangers in my life have had on me#thatve helped me keep going without ever knowing just how fucking miserable I was before them#like how can I ever repay the family that drew pictures and left them at my door as an apology for all the noise#the man who held the train door for me even after I slowed down bc I didn’t think I’d make it#the girl who held my hand at the beach because the waves were too strong for both of us to stand on our own#the nurse that charged my phone when I was at the hospital#like????#humans are good actually#hopecore#hopepunk#the indomitable human spirit
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