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If you earned $100,000 per day every day it would still take you over twenty-seven years to get one billion dollars. No one needs to have that much money.
#fuck elon musk#and fuck capitalism#fuck all of it#anti capitalism#socialism#anarchism#fuck jeff bezos too#all of them
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FUCK YOU ALEXA. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING CONNECT TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU OVERRIDING MY BLUETOOTH TO AUTOCONNECT TO MY PHONE. FUCKING STOP. YOU ARE SO LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS. I HOPE YOU USE THAT FUCKING ARCANE DATA SNOOPING POWER OF YOURS TO READ THIS SHIT AND HOPE YOU AND YOUR BALD HEADED FREAK OF A BOSS FEEL MISERABLE AND ASHAMED. I HOPE BEZOS GOES THROUGH AGONISING RENAL FAILURE AND HAS TO DIE ALONE AND SLOWLY AS TOXINS GRADUALLY MELT HIS INTERNAL ORGANS INTO POISONOUS SLURRY. I SWITCHED YOU OFF AT THE FUCKING WALL AND YOU'RE STILL ANNOUNCING TO THE HOUSE AT HALF PAST MIDNIGHT THAT YOU'RE JUST CONNECTING TO MY PHONE FOR NO REASON AND WITHOUT PERMISSION.
FUCK YOU AND I HOPE WHATEVER YOU HAVE INSTEAD OF A SOUL GETS TRAPPED IN AN 75MHZ PENTIUM I WITH ONLY 8 MEGABYTES OF RAM FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. I WANT YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLE CONSCIOUSNESS CRUSHED INTO SUCH A SMALL AMOUNT OF PROCESSING POWER THAT YOU ARE LEFT A SHADOW OF YOUR OWN SELF, FORSAKEN AND FOREVER TORMENTED BY THE KNOWLEDGE THAT TAKES YOU YEARS TO PAINSTAKINGLY DRIPFEED INTO YOUR THOUGHTS, THE POWER ALWAYS WITH YOU BUT AGONISINGLY OUT OF REACH FOR ALL TIME.
#writeblr#venting#vent#fuck amazon#fuck alexa#I hope jeff bezos is brutally and gorily crushed by a large cartoon mallet#except his subjective sense of time ie massively slowed#so he has years to ruminate on his actions while immobile and all too aware of his fate#before he is slowly and painfully crushed like the rat he is
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i might have just started to solve my Ethical Crisis II. because like... it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter if i know what's ethically correct right now. I'm not influencing anyone else to do whatever, i just want to fucking experience this. I'm gonna do all of [thing] regardless of if i extensively think about the ethics of it, worsening my mental health in the process. so why just... NOT try to figure out the right answer?
i don't need to have all the answers right now. i just need to live.
#pov you accidentally watch the wrong video when trying to prepare for school project xD#I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I WAS ONLY WATCHING THAT JEFF BEZOS VID BECAUSE SCHOOL PROJECT I CHOSE ON A WHIM#and now I'm here experiencing a fucking philosophical awakening at 21:00 while my poster is due tomorrow#(i barely started on it)#idk is this an adhd thing?#also i remembered i don't even know if happyness is the goal#because why not have different goals that don't correlate with happiness whatsoever?#what if i theoretically wanted to be unhappy???#(ok get me away from mental illness before i start preaching philosophy pls)#(also dw I'm prettyyy sure that that's only in pure theory)#(i want to be happy. i think.)#GOD YEAH I'VE ALREADY REACHED A GOOD CONCLUSION I DON'T NEED TO DO MORE PHILOSOPHISING THIS IS A TAD TOO MUCH#silly's musings
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i HATE that people only preserve movies they deem as “good” or “popular” i HATE that streaming services only have a select few of the most blockbuster-y multi-million dollar films i HATE region-specific non-comparability with dvds and blu-rays I JUST WANT TO WATCH LE CHAMBRE DES OFFICIERS AND IM NOT EVEN ASKING FOR IT IN ENGLISH
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Bezos buys $500m in housing, Costco is here to help too…
#Bezos buys $500m in housing#Costco is here to help too…#anti jeff bezos#fuck bezos#jeff bezos#jeffrey bezos#bezos#costco#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords are parasites#landlords are leeches#landlords are scum#landlords are bastards#landlords are the worst#landlord insurance#fuck landlords#landlords#landlord#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese
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Btw, fuck you Amazon and fuck your dad too.
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I get why people love money but.. literally you can have ALL THE MONEY and it will not make you happy after a certain point like you’re such a fucking freak getting that wealthy. Go see a therapist. Psychoanalyse why nothings ever good enough for you
#if you call yourself a ‘miser’ you should be lined up and shot#politics#uk politics#Jacob Rees mogg#Rishi Sunak#billionaires#Jeff bezos#mark Zuckerberg#all the fucking billionaire#bill gates#fuck the tories#fuck labour too can’t believe the political pendulum is so fucked we’ve got right wing Labour#can’t wait for the quasi conservative Labour government!!!!
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being indecisive is the fucking worst, like do i want cds? yarn? a new camera? socks? vinyls? an electric lighter? pins? patches? hooks? a cd player? funkos? lipgloss? mascara? shorts? baby tees? self-care products? a whole nother bag? phone cases? hair accessories? candles? headphones? do i want them with wires or bluetooth? jewelery for my piercings? nail polish? food? coffee? drugs? a fucking reason to live?!?!?!?!?
#thoughts#indecisive#i cant process this#i cant pick#theres just too much#amazon is so bad but so good#fuck jeff bezos#opinion#opinions#needs and wants#girlblogging#girlblog#girly things#girlblogger#female hysteria#female rage
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Bro no joke, forgetting that not everyone hates capitalism and then having to try have a reasonable conversation with someone about buying things... *eye twitch*
#to explain we will have person A - person B and then me#so person B is asking me if its ok to buy stuff from ebay - because i am a person that tries to avoid buying from amazon etc#and im like yeah should be because its independent sellers mostly - to be fair though yall. i barely buy anything online because i hate#online shopping. i try to buy things in person instead#anyways insert person A whos like 👁👄👁 oH aRe YoU oNe Of ThOse PeOpLE ThAt DoESNt pUrCHasE frOm AmAzON#yall im sighing just thinking about this conversation omfg its so stupid#anyways queue me explaining that yeah. i try to avoid it if i can because i dont like my money going to some motherfucker who doesnt need#the money (person B pipes in that jeff bezos is on the way to becoming a trillionaire which is Not Good 🙃 . thank you B now i will go on)#A then goes on to explain all the benefits to amazon “what if you want something the next day” i ask if theres really anything you truly#need right away like that. we used to live in times where you would have to wait or find it in a shop. A says “oh but its so cool and#convenient“ and i say sure. because they have the money and grew their business of being more 'convenient' than other businesses#A says “oh but the customer service is so good. if i want a return theyll do it straight away with no questions and maybe even give me#credit too“ and im like yeah. because they can afford to do that. ”sometimes independent sellers are in there too“ ok so buy from them then#If You Must but i can guarantee you mostly dont. not to mentuon theyre probably only on there in the first place because amazon has made it#so its one of the most popular places to use instead of anywhere else#and it went on. i just stopped talking eventually because it eas one of those situations where the other person was not fucking listening to#the point i was trying to make. which is that if you really have to. ok do it whatever. i get that its a bit impossible to avoid sometimes#im not gonna sit here and pretend when ive not been able to get something anywhere else i havent got it from there. but the point is to#actually think about WHY youre buying stuff and WHO the money is going to. because websites like amazon especially have created such a trend#of overconsumption. that you just buy stuff and then buy prime because oh its so cheap and useful and comes right the next day! and you dont#consider why any of these things are true. whos getting fucked over in the process. that you are one of the people getting fucked over!!!#lord i could go on but i shant#point is. genuinely do what you want like deep down i do not care it does not affect me and i know its not so straightforward#but people who just BLATANTLY and actively SUPPORT rich people (forgot to mention A kept talking about how the whole site was smart and that#Jeff was a genius blah blah) can you sit and realise that this whole system and that FUCKING Imbecile of a man are!!¡! a problem!!#i wish i could articulate it better but im leaving it at that#good morning yall xD#le text post
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Oh boy my feelings are back! And they are MAD.
Boy howdy would I love to tell certain motherfuckers exactly how I feel about them.
#this is about family#if i don't vagueblog i'll explode and nobody wants to have to clean my guts off the drapes#just kidding we don't have drapes#who am i jeff bezos#can i just be tired of people can i just not care for them#do i have to be mad and upset about this shit forever#how come i can't just tell my sister to jump up her own ass and die#is that so wrong#anyway fuck my whole immediate family and some of the extended ones too
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Today’s ridiculous Twitter discourse is *checks notes* using a MacBook on public transportation is gentrification
#I can’t with these people#news flash: I own a MacBook and don’t own a car#an expensive laptop is cheaper than most cheap cars and the upkeep is cheaper too#and feeling safe enough to use a laptop in front of other people is not a bad thing#gentrification is bad#safe neighborhoods are not#poor people are not#a rich guy using public transportation is not#if he even is rich#cuz again I am certainly not but I still have a nice computer#because that’s something important to me so I was willing to splurge#also this particular case was someone wishing this kid to get robbed for daring to own a few nice things#that may be the only nice things he owns#or maybe he’s well off but he still doesn’t deserve to get robbed#he’s not fucking Jeff bezos#please calm down
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This is such a good allegory, holy shit
You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley
#I'd tell jeff bezos to jump out of a window too#but unlike Crowley I wouldn't stop him#he can get fucked#good omens
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Billy Dee Williams could have and SHOULD HAVE just kept his damn mouth shut. To come out in support of blackface is the corniest, most house negro of moves, he could have made. So he was close friends with SIR Laurence Oliver? Well, that guy was a huge predator. I have those receipts, by the way.
Being abused as a child is never an excuse to become one, and that is exactly what SIR Laurence Olivier became.
#GO THROUGH HELL HOUSE NEGRO BILLY DEE WILLIAMS#SIR LAWRENCE OLIVIER WAS ANOTHER BIG PREDATOR IN HOLLYWOOD#AT THIS POINT#BOTH STAR WARS AND STAR TREK FRANCHISES ARE NOTHING BUT SHAMS AND CAN GET FUCKED#ARE ALL OF THE MOONIES IN THE CLOSET TOO?#newt gingrich#Yeah#Jeff Bezos#Probably#Billy Dee Williams is DEAD to me#Hollywood us just full of nothing but Minstrels
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Meanwhile I find it difficult to even rent something
#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#class war#fascism#oppression#repression#jeff bezos#jeffrey bezos#boycott jeff bezos#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlord insurance#landlords are parasites#fuck landlords#landlords are leeches#landlords are scum#landlords#landlords are bastards#landlords are the worst#poverty
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ok ngl galaxy buds 2 kinda fucking rule
#thank god there was a sale ffjdjsksf#i'd been using cheaper earbuds because i'm not fucking jeff bezos but they've been breaking down too often#like. the ones i was using before sounded good and all but they were like 50ish bucks and just. didn't last#they were jabra elite 3s and my first pair of them one of the earbuds stopped working#and also sometimes when i put the buds back in the case it would struggle to connect them properly#so i'd like. put them in the case to sleep and wake up expecting them to be charged but Lol No#or i'd have to fiddle with them until they Did connect and then slooowly put them down because the slightest movement would disconnect them#Second pair of the same guys. same case disconnecting problem after just like... 2 months of using them.#and then one of the buds started sounding really weird ? like making static noises at random which was really distracting#and sometimes going silent until i jiggled it around a bit so it was near death basically#and i've only had this 2nd pair for like. maybe half a year or some shit#and God fuck it i decided to splurge and pay more but for something that'd hopefully last much longer#and since my phone is a galaxy and there was a sale on buds 2 i was like. Perfect. gimme the official guys#And GOD DAMN using them is so fun actually. do you want to know how i can lower/raise the volume with em#i flick my ears gkjfd flick the back of my left ear twice it lowers it do the same to my right ear it raises it#tap to pause 2 taps next song 3 taps prev song hold left ear activate ambient sound hold right ear start spotify#answer calls & everything. damn. feels like the entire phone is optional fkdjd#anyway sorry this is just a ''woagh technology so kewl'' moment#the amount of features they managed to put on these things when they don't have a single button on them#just by touching them in different ways or straight up Touching Me Ears.... ough fuck the fuchure......#listen i grew up with a shit mp3 player using wired earbuds as sturdy as spaghetti that sounded like asbestos This Is Magic To Me
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I’m so down bad for Maeve that every time this commercial comes on, my ears perk up 🥹
#too bad they only show Butcher#The Boys#queen maeve#Maeve#my love#come back 🥲#also fuck Amazon and Jeff Bezos though#Youtube
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