#fuck it amiright lol

[kingzombear]

Replayed Security Breach the other day, Happy 420 to all 🍃💨

[underwaterwasteland]

I have completely normal feelings about this dead lady and the evil dead-er lady that killed her (lying)

[kdotan]

thinking about ITWW small story tidbits and how s6-era Grian is considered like really old fashioned. man is fresh outta the void. he doesn’t know any of the new slang. he’s still calling terracotta “hardened clay.” he tries to fight a ghast one day and gets utterly obliterated because he tried blocking with his sword. he spent like a whole day trying to craft a enchanted golden apple until mumbo was like mate you can’t do that anymore.

[basketcased]

been thinking a little too hard about a dalish mage warden recently.

[waywardsalt]

No, actually, I think you guys really should apologize for deliberately trying to hurt each other

[pnkq]

[beesarw]

I love it when he gets pink <3

~~~reference below~~~

[criminal-sen]

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌

Lmfao I don't have a favorite playlist, only a suuuuper long like list I've been adding to for well over a decade. Listening to it on shuffle is like playing Russian Roulette. That being said, I wholly approve of all the songs that came up this time around! (And one (1) song got simultaneously booted/deleted from list, it was some shit by Maroon 5 that idgaf about anymore soooo:/)

Jam Side Up - Simian Mobile Disco

Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell

Abesses - Beat Torrent Remix - Birdy Nam Nam

Challenger - Neon Nox, Powernerd

Jumpin', Jumpin' - Destiny's Child

Also ty for the ask<3<3<3

[thiefkingyall]

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[akutakillz]

HOW ARE YOU GONNA ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE JUST FUCKING TERRIBLE TO ME.

[gods-perfect-idiots]

Y'all have been so kind and welcoming of my half-baked concepts and unpolished doodles - it has been an uphill battle to fight my own self-judgment and just post my stuff! Anyway, here's another one - this time with more ~spicy memories~ (aka trauma).

The premise for this one: I was thinking about how Logan/Worst Wolverine probably hasn't slept next to someone in years, and how that is partially because he is likely prone to nightmares/sleep terrors and probably gets suddenly violent while still half or fully unconscious - maybe reliving past conflicts, maybe lashing out against his demons, maybe just unprocessed grief and rage coursing through his system when he's sober and has his guard down in sleep.

Here, I imagined him not only getting violent, but also screaming and crying while in this somnabulant state, half-waking in a sudden frenzy of fear and anger, and in the process flipping over on top of Wade and rapidly stabbing him multiple times, through the head and the gut.

Regenerative healing and quick reflexes notwithstanding, I think Wade would be taken aback to be awoken to that kind of sudden attack (not least because I think he sleeps better next to Logan - less jumpy and more restful with his big boy next to him y'know?). But his first thought, even with all six of Logan's claws embedded in his flesh, and horny hallucinations galloping through his skewered brain, would be to comfort Logan and try to bring him back to himself, even while his body and mind struggle to catch up to what's happening.

Continued ramblings and details under the cut lol.

I imagine Logan snapping fully awake and being utterly inconsolable, just collapsing and sobbing uncontrollably onto Wade's chest, blubbering nearly incomprehensibly (a lot of hoarse "I'm sorry"s and "Oh God oh fuck"s) while Wade heals and tries to soothe him with one hand combing through his hair and the other gently stroking up and down his back, trying to make jokes that simply don't reach Logan's grief-stricken psyche.

"It's okay, Peanut, no need to apologize, I'm good already see? That healing factor coming in clutch yet again haha. You do owe me a new mattress though, Mr. Scissorhands - you know how head wounds bleed like a fire hydrant, those pesky blood vessels amiright? Though fully half of all of my blood is a bit further south currently ifyouknowwhatimean... did I ever tell you about the weird response when I get Le Brain Stabbed? I didn't mention it in the Odyssey because, well, heat of the moment and all that, didn't want to stop for an expositional lore drop y'know? Anyway, point is, I get like, *diabolically* horny and hallucinate little cartoon characters to boot, it's pretty wacky tee bee aitch but does take the sting out of a surprise lobotomy so that's something... hey, you still with me, beautiful? Shhh sweetheart, it's okay, you're okay, just let it out, everything's hunky dory peachy keen cupcake unicorn rainbow blowjobs as far as the eye can see, darling honey kitty babycakes..."

But no matter what he says, jokes or not, Logan is just completely unreachable for a while; he just keeps crying and crying into his chest, like he's letting out 200 years of grief and confusion and loneliness and fear all in one fell swoop, his tears mixing with Wade's blood until Wade starts to worry he's getting dehydrated (ever since the time ripper Wade has made it his personal mission to Rehydrate That Old Man - the abs were undoubtedly impressive to behold but also a mark of a deeply desaturated body, and Wade keeps energy drinks and water bottles everywhere now, forcing Logan to drink every chance he gets. Sure, Logan's abs are less defined now, but Wade thinks he's practically started glowing - probably from all the nutrients and hydration, and the constant physical affirmations and calm daily routine probably helps too).

The crying isn't even really about Wade - Logan knows Wade is alive and well, but years of being petrified of hurting anyone he loves, and despite that crippling fear haunting him all his life he still failed to save anyone in his universe, and in fact, not only failed to save them but destroyed their memory by turning around and letting his feelings take over and turn him into (to him) an irredeemable monster, slaughtering anyone who crossed his path until he collapsed from exhaustion. And that haunts him even more, the innocent people he massacred in his supposedly righteous fury... he can't think straight amid the turmoil and all he can do is cling to Wade and cry and cry and cry until eventually he passes out again into a deep dreamless sleep.

It's not the last nightmare he has by any means, or the last time he wakes Wade up with his claws in a frenzied state, but Wade makes a mental note to be prepared so he can wake Logan up from his next half-awake nightmare with something pleasurable instead of painful. (Wade - in a rare moment of self-restraint - doesn't dwell on the whole "brain skewering = horny hallucinations" but he is absolutely BRICKED UP about it and the next couple of times he jerks it, all he can think about is fucking that old man silly until he can't even remember his own name much less the centuries of trauma).

(Spoiler: it works, and over time Logan's nightmares become gradually less debilitating and violent as he starts to associate them with - ahem - more positive feelings and maybe - *maybe* - forgive himself and start to imagine a life where he can be redeemed, can be treated like a good person, can be beloved and cherished and maybe even for a moment feel like he deserves it).

.... sorry this turned into a whole thing but here ya go!

[peachyfnaf]

Hello chatters. currently 8:30 in the morning, and I've been seeing a lot of Sun love going around (based btw) which reminded me that even though I don't yap about him nearly as much as I do Nexus, Sun was also given such a short end of the stick when it came to this arc.

I don't care for Monty, but I do love Puppet, but the way they both pressured Sun into choosing what to do with Nexus (New Moon at the time)??? that shit is so fucked. and yeah, because I am who I am (a Nexus apologist lol), I was mad and hurt when Sun was unable to tell them to not kill him. but unfortunately that tracks for him.

Sun's trauma response is, most of the time, to freeze. he's done it before when confronted by past Eclipse's, Bloodmoon's- if you're willing to use other dimensions as examples, Servant Sun quite literally froze and surrendered with his hands in the air out of fear when Old Moon first met him.

So, he did it again. he was put in a terrifying situation, and he froze. which led to Nexus freezing in space too amiright ahahahahhhhh

So, shit was already fucked for him at this point. because not only did he lose a close family friend (Solar), tried to help the other 3 through their grief and prioritizing their feelings over his own because he was- objectively- the least close with Solar, lose his brother to madness (which we now know there was like 10x more to that then just 'grief' makin' him act as he did. y'know. glares at Dark Sun and NSP), could basically do NOTHING as Earth was kidnapped by Ruin/Bloodmoon, and Nexus was blasted into space by Puppet.

And even though that was the end of that main arc, dude CONTINUED TO BE HANDED L'S AFTERWARDS. Old Moon being brought back by Monty (Monty.. >:[) without Sun even being asked about it first, Sun not being given the chance to properly heal from/mourn Nexus because O.M was now there, he filled his role, and O.M does not like Nexus. (chatters, I'm gonna warn you, ever since he came back, I've been an Old Moon hater. do not like that guy.) anD THEN EVERYTHING WITH DAZZLE/EVELYN??? july 16th of this year was like a very high peak in what's, to me, a very low-on-the-chart arc, but THAT DOESN'T MEAN SUN WAS OKAY DURING IT JFCCC. the TRAUMA he was reliving during that time HURTED

And even where he is now- he got his magic back, yuippee yayyy!!!

Because of it it seems like he's now intrinsically intertwined with NSP, and multiple people want to use him as a goddamn radar to find Wither Shards now. one of those people literally being The Creator, yaknow, like the stories Biggest Bad???

And another, "oooh, yaknow, that happeneddd, ahahahahhh.." was The Creator psychologically torturing him in one of the darkest SAMS eps' to date because of it.

AND. And, finally, the most recent episode that was Yapped to me about that well. 1, just made me hate O.M more, and 2, made me want to just wrap Sun in a blanket in front of a fireplace. The "Invaded By CRINGY FNAF in Vrchat" one. the way O.M spoke to Sun in that ep, the use of the gravely K.C voice that O.M only uses when making threats, I- I'll fuckin-

LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE. I HOPE WHEN YOU AND NEXUS INEVITABLY FIGHT YOU GET CLOCKED IN THE JAW FOR THAT ONE. GOOD LORD.

...I've been typing this for like 50 minutes, apparently I had a lot more to say when it came to Sun than I first thought DGAIEPHDWGWLAH

Canon. canon, please, let Sun do something. let him be the one to free Nexus from NSP corruption, because of how much he's been shown to be resilient to it. let Sun be the one to stop The Creator's next big scheme instead of Moon. let him do things as important as all the others instead of just cleaning. the pieces for him to do so are right there. now put them in place.

[welcoming-grey]

So, lets imagine that Monster (the drink, lol, i forgot to mention that) gets really fucking popular in Gotham. Like, a lot. It's desired by a mix of both villains and heroes due to its the amount of energy it provides the body and it's property to act like a life-saver (literally). Nobody has been able to trace where exactly its produced from (Batman has tried to find the source and has tried to ban it but it just somehow keeps appearing and he'd rather stock up than lose it to his opponents).

Skip to Danny (after becoming the Ghost King) trying to convince his parents that after discovering that they are selling ectoplasm to Gotham as an energy drink that it is a bad idea, not knowing that his parents had been doing it from That Day. His parents argue that its basically holy water, ensuring that people aren't getting overshadowed (Because people literally turn liminal due to drinking it).

Monster is banned in Amity Park because Wes has convinced GIW and the citizens that they're basically drinking Phantom's ghostly fluids. GIW has disposed of the 'contaminated', they are less in number because not a lot of people trust the Fentons works. This explains why its citizens keep getting overshadowed.

Selling Monster is one the main funds resources that the Fentons use for their projects. And they're only selling place is of course Gotham. They had been contacted by a kind man by the name of CW who was willing to transport it to Gotham and get their money in exchange for keeping the portal in their basement and in promise of not bringing it out of their house.

This is basically Clockwork's plan B if push comes to shove to prevent Phantom from potentially getting attacked by his parents when he does reveal himself to be their son. So by turning Gotham liminal he's basically making it Phantom's hideout from his parents, ensuring that even if ghosts enter Gotham they won't be able to make it out 'alive' because of the bats. And also knowing Bruce Wayne, Danny will have a new family in no time.

PS: Amity Park knows about the existence of Gotham, Gotham just doesn't know about Amity Park. Its just the Fentons that don't know where this 'Gotham' is, but hey, they are getting their money, so who cares? Amiright?

[no-bone-biscuits]

What's the deal with Seb and the Black Death? (Headcanon/Theory)

That butler, A sick fuck

In season 1 episode 20, a battered Sebastian confesses his involvement with the Black Death. What I'm wondering is did he create the plague or just spread it? Do demons have the power to make deadly diseases? Is Sebastian a bio-hazard? (Sebastian is allthe-hazard.) Should we incinerate him for proper disposal? (No, cause I think his bitchass is fireproof.)

Sebby knows how to spread it (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

As for the first 2 question; idk if there are different types of demons in Black Butler Land. Sebastian said that he just "spread it". LOL! Rest assured, Seb doesn't have the power to make dastardly diseases. *exhales sigh O'relief* ........ Wait!.... *sucks it back in* Butt HOW did he spread it?!

My spreading headcanon

Sebastian was probably doing some soul searching in China. (one of the first places where it broke out) Or maybe he was summoned by some desperate shmuck looking for a cure. Unbeknownst to that poor guy, the cure was having his soul aspirated. It was a quick and easy meal for Sebastian. This disease was a goldmine for despair and desire. He thought it a waste not to capitalize on this catastrophe. And so he pocketed some fleas and/or infected rats for his trip to Europe. Weymouth was the first town to be infected in England. I guess that was the place Seb enacted his plan.

Shameless OC plug in

I'm currently working on a vampire OC named "Eden". Her backstory is she contracted the plague. Her uncle made a contract with a demon to save her life. I'm thinking of making Sebastian that demon. Though, he did not turn Eden into a vampire. She was cursed by an angel (Angela probably) . When Eden found out her uncle got eaten, she threw a fit. She cursed at God for not saving them. Her uncle was a beloved pastor. Many gathered in the church for his funeral and soon to be their funeral. Eden burnt down the church cuz fuck God! Amiright!? Once she was done with her revenge, she hung herself. Reaper!Undertaker comes to recruit her. But Angela was all like, "Nuh-uh! Bitch!!! Ima curse your sinner ass for cursing God's holy name! ......But burning all those innocent people was kinda based tho ngl...."

[plasma-studios]

thoughts on thunder saga

SPOILERS FOR THUNDER SAGA

wow. wowww. jesus fucking christ everyone is so traumatised and god Ody really wasn't lying in Monster.

was so worried when i read the title of the first song Suffering. also fun fact i was so confused in Suffering going (daughter?? I thought it was a son? :( is my memory that bad? :( :() goodbye he gaslighted not just the sirens but also ME LOL

Poseidon seeing the tailless corpses of the drowned sirens like "............this fucker took 9 songs to learn after i beat the FUCK out of HIM to teach him a LESSON."

Scylla!! pretty voice 10/10 would smash (more like be smashed amiright) the harmonies are so pretty also NO NO NO I KNEW IT I KNEW EURY OPENED THE BAG I KNEW IT BUT THAT'S SO SAD IM SOBBING NO :(

we all knew this was coming but DAMN. the betrayal. the mutual betrayal. the hurt on both ends!!!! they're so broken sdfghj

ZEUS. gonna be honest as terrifying as Ruthlessness. why are these major gods all so Unhinged. and oh god the softness of the sacrifice. they're all so broken. to end on a funnier note: there goes Ody's ensemble for the rest of the musical /l

[lesbiancolumbo]

[sees Franck’s bright pink pocket square] [Legally Blonde voice] this man is gay AND European!  And that’s it that’s my review of Father of the- jk obviously. It was good, I was like mom look Marty doesn’t look 12! But she still thinks he looks better as an old man. Ditto for me with Steve but there were a couple moments I liked his face so it wasn’t too bad. Although I got really sad at the almost-end (before the call) so I was like we gotta stop watching Steve Martin movies!! as a joke cause when we watched Planes Trains and Automobiles a while ago I got so fucking stressed by it.  Luckily this movie was just like 5 minutes of sadness and they got their goodbye in the end so it was ok 💗 also that ending shot was gorgeous. Hello

i'm loving this so much for you and your mom, anon. like i said last time, father of the bride was like... MY family's steve martin movie so i have a lot of sentimental attachment to it. it was always on tv and we always played it, both parts (weirdly i feel like i've seen two way more lol... it was always on more? tv in the 2000s-2010s was wild as hell). what i really love about steve as a performer is that he tows that line between the straight guy everyman stereotype, the typical affable neighborhood dad! look at this guy amiright! and like, the real complex emotions and internal life that is underneath that? his relationship with his daughter is so sweet and with his wife too. it just feels so lived in. and marty is just freakin hilarious in everything he does but this is a high point. i also love how they just keep him around in the sequel... that's the bestie, you can't not have the bestie!

also, tangent, but i like the remake sequel better than the original sequel (but then, i like the remake better than the spencer tracy version bc i just buy steve martin as this character way more, and there's way more nuance) even though the plot is fucking BONKERS. somehow it all works though! my wife did NOT fucking believe me when i told her what happens in it lol