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imadecoy666 · 3 days ago

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Maybe u need to do like 5 shots in quick time.to feel it

ur soooo smart.. im already feeling it a little bit.. my face is so fuckin warm lmao an I dont think i could do five shots back to back rn since i havent eaten in a while, am already kinda tipsy, an do have to work tomorrow/waaaay later today, but ykno what... i think i can maybe do a couple... for you, i can definitely do two doubles back to back cuz i swear shits not workin tha much idk wha it is lmao

#im so fuckin warm an i do feel a bit tipsy but #mmm wanna feel more lol #intox kink #intoxication kink #alcohol intox #intox #alcohol #vodka #intox encouragement #intox belly #drunk kink #get me fucked up #get me drunk #drunk intox #drunkposting

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puppppppppy · 5 months ago

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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH #i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing #this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only #know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that #make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3 #the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design #so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery #i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess #my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty #originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY #but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw #my art #myart #hatsune miku #miku worldwide #philippines #vocaloid #miku

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twinliches · 6 months ago

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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was #getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary #fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences

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vulpinesaint · 2 months ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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galaxyspeaking · 8 days ago

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Save me lesbian jayvik save me

#jayvik #jayce talis #viktor #jayce x viktor #arcane #galaxy draws #the reasoning behind jayce’s fem getup is that to me she’d spend copious amounts of time getting done up #to get powerful people in piltover to pay attention and listen #and she’d be more laid back in the forge and in the lab with V #and then coming back from the pit she wouldn’t give a flying fuck about how she’s perceived

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krussyarts · 3 months ago

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So that act 2 huh

(original doodle + smth extra under cut)

The gang! "Huh", "wake me up inside by evanescence", "do yuo hav gamez on ur phobne" and "i brought a gun to the rave" anywayy i drew them together

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soapbbox · 20 days ago

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A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.

Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet

#transformers #maccadam #transformers one #megatron #soundwave #starscream #shockwave #d-16 #tf one #I didn’t draw it out but megs is super conflicted abt taking his cog out #for obvious reasons #maybe he respects/trusts/looks up to the high guard since they’re #the high guard #after megs leaves they’re like wait. why were they having such small bots mining #one fall and that tiny frame can get dented and oh god he’s just a kid what the hell #reason to kill sentinel number 37 #anyways they’re sillies fun time to me #unrelated but FUCK tumblr decreasing quality of large pictures I was wondering why my older posts were so blurry

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zillychu · 4 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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the420slvt · 1 month ago

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You should send me money so I can get stoned. Put in the notes what you want me to buy, and I will at the very least take a picture of the product and a picture of my tits after I'm stoned.

#attention wh0r3 #male validation #weed intox #forced intox #free use slvt #cnc intox #girls who smoke weed #help me get fucked up #get me fucked up #free use doll #cnc free use #stoned princess

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imadecoy666 · 3 days ago

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How's tue shots?

theyre not hitting me at all its a real tragedy lol

also my brain only knows "shot = ask" from the amount of times I've done that, so imma take a shot for you :)

(even tho I literally just took two back to back double shots lmao)

hope ur doin great

#i got an ask thats crazy here i was thinkin man its dead tonight #timezones amiright this is my issue lol #anyways appreciate it #intox kink #intoxication kink #alcohol intox #drunk kink #get me drunk #get me fucked up #thats a new one lol nice #intox encouragement

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puppppppppy · 3 months ago

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abogagos……..

#abogado (lawyer) + gago (idiot) so basically dumbass lawyers #i finally figured out how I wanna draw miles stupid bangs and I’m pretty happy with how it came out #for legal reasons (lol) I only did the engarde case but not will powers case in aa1 since my only copy is in Spanish #and I dont wanna look it up yet in case I actually get to play it and I don’t wanna get spoiled. so if its ooc thats my excuse #fuck Matt engarde all my homies hate Matt engarde #slogging thru trials and tribulations but havent finished the demasque case yet #bc Luke Atmey peeves me and makes me reluctant to open the game just to talk to him LOL #my art #myart #doodles #ace attorney #aa #aa trilogy #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #maya fey #matt engarde #will powers #wrightworth #narumitsu #justice for all #(I know maya was kidnapped during that case but I wanted to include her anyway so shes tied up)

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mochasucculent · 2 months ago

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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

#viktor #arcane #ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer #it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting #so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath #tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder #where the strap would be #but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise #everything looks like its screwed together #or screwed INTO him #but only the top bolts on his spine are i think #in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine #so he can take it off. but HOW #what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off #does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper #the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss #forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this #any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours #something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly #and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place #they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc #or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought #and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off #dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like #like 40 different controllers #soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine #<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig #forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy

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lotus-pear · 9 months ago

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SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

#if i catch anyone tagging this as a ship i will gut you like a fucking fish.#HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO DAZAI AND DAZAI ONLY. BTW #sorry for the inactivity i was busy flopping my ap’s🥰#no skk art from tumblr user lotus-pear after two weeks of not posting get PRANKED #anyway i was rereading the manga and i was struck once again by how father and son they are 😭😭😭😭😭#dazai calls him “kiddo” and “my boy” in the translation i was reading and it actually made me keel over and sob like he’s so sweet 🥺🥺🥺😭😭#actual crime they haven’t been reunited yet #switched up my coloring style a little bit bc why not #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakajima atsushi #atsushi nakajima #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #lotus draws

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ellstersmash · 2 months ago

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things i learned today:

solas could've avoided this whole mess and probably had enough free time to take lavellan on a nice little date if he just took up archdemon hunting instead of all the rituals and the other dastardly deeds

lucanis won't romance rook if they go to minrathous but will romance neve because despite saying he's cool, he's not cool

everyone's nice and no one has slaves or anything because *checks forearm* the blight

all your companions get along with you and each other because also the blight

even though he's like, really manipulative and uses people all the time, solas accumulated but then gave up an entire army's worth of spies and agents because he decided he wasn't ready for a management position

red lyrium isn't really around because—and you are not gonna believe this—the blight

solas just lies. all the time, outright, to everyone. so I guess he was actually only super careful to not ever actively lie in Inquisition as like a fun little challenge to himself

tying the veil to his life force (you know, the guy who couldn't even take down an archdemon on his own and actually just got his ass beat so is not in great shape in the best ending) fully repaired the veil! \o/ don't ask how you wouldn't understand it it's not a big—

everyone near minrathous is cured of the blight! but @ everyone else you may be entitled to compensation 🥀

the only ritual solas has ever gotten or will ever get right is cleansing the idol into the ritual dagger. good thing too bc it was way more dangerous than this one. other than that, wrong about everything ever

elven magic is like not that big a deal, dude

the griffons are, unfortunately, long-term fucked

the elves don't see the crossroads differently anymore because uh.. because....... war

spite does not get involved in rookanis sexytimes. so perhaps him spreading his wings was actually just in preparation to leave bc ew they're kissing gross

NO ONE cares about the goddamn spirits

#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #dav spoilers #dragon age critical #bioware critical #solas #lucanis dellamorte #fucking hell that ama made me take up smoking #just kidding i already can't breathe but emotionally i'm lighting up #ooh fic idea in an effort to get spite out rook and lucanis fuck so so nasty until spite cant take it anymore and jumps into a pig or whate #for posterity.. this is a brief summary of the bioware devs' reddit AMA on 12/4 #(the salt is an aftermarket addition)

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heartorbit · 2 months ago

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