#fuck far tf off

[morninkim]

As a show of good faith toward the remaining Decepticons at the beginning of a new, united Cybertron, newly appointed Senators Bumblebee and Soundwave allowed Shatter and Dropkick to enlist into Autobot City's Defense Team.

These two turned out to be... not the best choices.

The city may have fallen to Insurgent Decepticon occupation had it not been for young recruits Hot Rod and Arcee's accidental interception of Shatter's communication with the fugitive Starscream.

To replace the errant Defense Team members, Springer and Blurr were reassigned from Iacon to Autobot City in their stead.

[moldy-flowers]

The interesting experience of being pro Sasuke, anti konoha, pro tobirama, anti Naruto ending, pro Sasusaku, anti Itachi, pro Sakura, anti SasuNaru, pro Tobirama×Izuna, anti Madara, pro karin, anti Orochimaru, pro Uchiha and anti Hashirama. And also as much as I hate the guy danzo was kind of hot when he was younger...

[haughttopics]

finally watched happiest season and i totally understand why people hated the ending.

except for Jane. she deserves the world.

[californiaquail]

the other day we had a dog come in that very clearly did not want to be alive anymore and was completely checked out of existence and wouldn't even walk we had to stretcher it in and out on a towel. anyway the owners main concern was its arthritis ? but he thought carprofen had made the dog "crazy" before....so boss took some rads and labs and said ok you can try librela if you want....coworker and i both felt he did not impress strongly enough upon this man that his dog was literally and obviously dying. so he gave the librela and then the dog died the next day. so then i was overhearing today how he had to report it to the relevant authorities as a possible librela reaction. bad timing as everyone is currently freaking out about librela killing their dogs (btw boss opinion on that is basically that it's been given to so many thousands of animals that there's bound to be such cases where correlation ≠ causation). anyway the moral of the story is please do not force your animals to die of natural causes it is almost never anything but awful.

[luifaro]

i mean... i can't really say i DO, flowey. i kinda wanna help ceroba find her daughter.

[arundolyn]

Permission to ask a stupid question but why the hell was Ragna going around and blowing up cauldrons in the first place because I don't get it?? Was he just trying to piss off the NOL? Trying to wrap my head around Blazblue lore makes my head hurt

oh as blazblue questions go this one's surprisingly straightforward and honestly not really stupid considering how blazblue just drops you into the world and explains Not Much. 2 reasons, 1) pissing off the NOL bc he dgaf about them, it's a big show of power cause he's kinda the only one that can do it (not really, by any means, but hes the only one they know of that Does and it makes him a huge threat bc actually for real killing and disabling one just makes a city fully uninhabitable until its fixed, as with akitsu-otsu and ko, the latter of which is the snow town stage. you can imagine why people dont live there anymore. iirc that's the only one ragna got away with destroying completely? relius exposits about this in chronophantasma for a second kinda unprovoked. as he does) and it both draws their attention and puts a huge target on his back, and is an extreme statement that he's not fucking around. second reason and honestly the major one aside is specifically because that's what they were using to make prime field saya clones after kidnapping her and it pissed him off. like genuinely that's all he needed. if he even knows about the time travel fuckery or black beast ramifications or the fact that for realsies killing one in a way levels a city its kinda irrelevant because hes hell bent on his saya revenge quest. pissing off the NOL probably wasnt even his original intent but it wasnt inconvenient enough for him to be deterred by it so he just leaned into it. in one of iirc ragna's endings in CT where he meets nu, i think the regular one not the true one? it's been a while. one or both of them mention him killing her before at least once probably multiple times. i dont remember if its hard confirmed but its definitely safe to assume she was the first and only saya clone he saw bc the times he killed her she was incomplete and he destroyed her before she was done cooking (smelting) and she couldnt fight back or speak but was conscious enough to be aware of it happening but unable to do anything about it and thats literally just why shes like that. in cs it can also be argued that its cause cauldrons consume tons of human souls to smelt a kusanagi, but like. for ragna thats kinda neither here nor there especially considering the souls used were just NOL soldiers in kagutsuchi at the time pretty much. and also everyone seemed to get over that one pretty quick fdjkhf

tldr, for ragna specifically, any plot contrivance and worldbuilding stuff doesnt matter, his only real goal he set out for to start with was find saya and then turned into making the NOL stop cloning his sister. afaik he didnt even know why they did it just got on his nerves. questionable prime field morality and ethics need not apply thats literally Just His Sisters Face

[blye-flower]

✨Rant in the tags✨

[autistic-katara]

dunno if this is a hot take but there shouldnt be stuff ur not allowed to write abt. like put age restrictions on things sure and if someones portraying smthn objectively bad in a good light we should 100% be allowed to judge them but the fact that theres stuff u legally cant publish is weird as fuck

[yeahlikethebird]

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[gregoftom]

oh my fucking god

[istherewifiinhell]

girl help. absolutely fucked

[ID: Shot from 84 transformers, shocked look from Megatron, he is covered in rust. Brown spots all over him and even more general warping in the lines of his body. END ID]

wooo yay yippee robot body horror

[ID: 1. Megatron, covered in rust still, one arm up in a gesture, but the rust so prompitent at the wrist his hand fell off. He holds it in his remaining hand, looking down at it. 2. Megatron's rusted hand laying on the ground, wires leading from the base of the palm. END ID]

cute but not very contamination smart

[ID: Outside shout, Optimus standing a full height with Perceptor, who is rusting, in his arms. Perceptor is maybe slightly smaller, a red and blue bot, with a lense scope attachment on one shoulder. END ID]

[theladygazingatemptiness]

like I’m literally the only one of your fucking children who's on unambiguously good terms with you despite all of the shit you put me through as a child (that I’m sure you either conveniently ~don’t remember~ even though I know that you could write a detailed novel about every time I’ve ever fucked up or you Don’t Think Was Bad) and I was literally the only one of us who’s consistently shown you support and kindness during the past ten years and ever since you’ve moved in with us (because YOU couldn’t afford to pay rent) I’ve been nothing but understanding and I haven’t protested or complained Once about it and have ensured you multiple times that you aren’t being invasive and etc and I’m the Only One Of Us who kept in touch with you and told you good night while you were in the hospital and when my sister was being verbally abusive to you I gave you a fucking shoulder to cry on every single time and denounced her over and over again and not to mention I was literally The Only One Of Us who willingly volunteered to go on a special boat cruise with you on your 50th birthday (despite the fact that being away from home overnight makes me anxious and you Know it does) but yeah you go ahead and just keep on ignoring that and fixating on everything I’m Not doing right and telling me how I Don’t Actually Love You (and don’t say that you never said that shit because that’s all “You’re Not Giving Me The Love I Give You” could possibly mean.) And How Miserable I Make You (and don’t say you didn’t say that shit either!!) or w/e and keep on lumping me in with someone who literally threatened you and called you a broke bitch and a hoe!!!! whatever fucking makes you feel better!!!!!!

[catgirlhell]

god as my witness, i might actually be excited for a shonen anime coming up

[chrisbangs]

smth that's crazy to me is like ppl who can't be happy for other ppl's happiness ... idk how to word this but.. you know those ppl who constantly have to like . be miserable when someone else is happy?? but when they're happy it's like if even one person doesn't gel with it, it's the end of the world??? i really don't get those ppl and i cant stand you either 👎

[landofgay]

excited for another day of my one supervisor telling me I'm doing an amazing job and gushing over me vs my other supervisor and my "boss" who's not supposed to still be my boss persay or not in the way she was anyways, they fucking act like I'm scum for trying to get ahead by *glances at notes* helping my supervisors

[dravidssideblog]

Started trying this little solo journaling game about imp TF (and goblin and kobold and other misc little monsters). Here's my first two entries.

I lean back against a tree, panting for breath as I stare down at my orange hands. Not just my hands, but my arms, my legs, all my skin is a bright, fiery orange. This is really happening. What am I-

"So," the bard says, panting even harder than me. "Now that we've made our daring escape, could I trouble you for the tale of your transformation?"

Their smile is too wide after an exhausting run like that, and I'm very much not comfortable with them poking into my business... but they DID just save me from whatever the town guards would've done to me, so I do unfortunately owe them. "Okay... So, I was reading this book on demonology, and I... may have mumbled one of the incantations... and apparently I channeled demonic energy without doing any of the proper preparations. Not sure what that spell was supposed to do, but-"

The bard's quill pauses. "So sorry, but could you start from the beginning? What lead you to seek out this tome of demons?"

"Oh. Um. W-well, I'm an adventurer-"

"Ah, a hero! That explains your heavy pack and your clothes. You should've lead with that, my friend!"

"Right. Well, I was planning to head south, and you know how demons like to gather around those parts, so..."

"Mmm, studying up on your foes. But your quest for knowledge has gone terribly awry..." Their grin only widens as they scribble their quill.

"Yes. Knowledge."

"And what now? Your humanity is tainted with demonic influence, your flesh made monstrous for all to see! How does that make you feel?"

"Um..." I shift in place, scrambling for a normal-sounding answer. "... bad."

"... Bad. Hm. Well, we can workshop that later. What will you do next? It's rather cold in the south this time of year, so if you're still going that way I'll have to look into new clothes-"

"Wait, you're not coming with me are you?"

"But of course! Your tale is just beginning, and what kind of storyteller would I be if I only knew the first page? And I'm sure pleasant company will be in short supply, venturing about with such a monstrous appearance."

"... Rude. But true. And I guess I'll need someone to go into town and shop for me and stuff... Hey, do you happen to know any legends around the southern regions?"

"You mean, things an adventurer may wish to explore~? Naturally! Though I'm sure the story of the demon-cursed adventurer will put them all to shame one day! Your hideous new looks are already dramatic enough, but I wonder; might there be more to this inadvertent spell..?"

I hope for two things: That my new skin hides my blush, and that the answer to their question is yes.

Day 1 complete. Cause: Lovers. Partner: Fool. Change: Looks 1 - Skin.

-

Nothing. I pour over the demonology book, but no matter where I look there's nothing like what's happened to me, nothing about what to expect, and of course nothing on how to reverse it. Apparently channeling unfiltered demonic energy is pretty unpredictable, who would've guessed. Maybe I got off lucky, unharmed as I am.

But what am I going to do with myself? I can't live in society like this! So much of my life, so many possibilities, gone! Sure I got a little too curious, but I never thought it would go this far! Now I'm stuck as-

Wait, calm down. There's no reason to expect this to be permanent. It's only been a day. I'll just give it some time, bathe regularly, and maybe all this orange will just wash off. Maybe I should take another bath already, my head's so itchy this morning-

"AAAHHHHHHH!!!"

"Hero?!" The excited voice of the bard and the scribbling of their quill meets my sensitive ears. My tent flap is thrown open. "Such a ruckus! What has happened- Oh my!"

My fingers trace along my ears, feeling their long and unnatural pointedness. "The spell... It's... still going..."

"Indeed indeed, what a spectacle! Such evil ears, and such horrific horns!"

"Horns?" I reach to the top of my head. "Oh my god. Oh my god, my life is over! I'll never be a human again!" I flop onto my bedroll, bawling my eyes out.

"Mmm... And so the poor hero despaired at their curse, adventurous spirit crushed by the loss of their humanity. Will this be the end of their adventures, or will-"

"Would you SHUT UP!!"

"Ah, I didn't think you could hear my mumblings. I suppose nothing escapes those sharp ears now, hm? Between that and your ever-more-devilish appearance, you'd make quite the trickster!"

Their comments mix some confusing feelings into my mood. "Stop it..."

"And those horns! Rather small, almost cute, but their sharp points hint at a sinister, or perhaps mischievous side..."

Why can't I just feel sad like a normal person! It was simpler when it was just sadness!

"I'd better practice my illustration, I can't afford to miss when your tail grows in!"

"Hey! You should go into town and... buy food and supplies and stuff! That's why I let you follow me!"

"True enough, both our packs are rather light after our unexpected early departure. I'll go shopping, then. Save any core character developments for when I'm baaack~"

I listen as their footsteps leave the tent, then the camp, getting farther and farther away until I can't hear them anymore. My hands drift to my horns... This curse better not stop halfway; I've already lost my chance to be a human, I can't miss my chance to be a demon too.

Day 2 complete. Event: Hanged Man. Reaction: Strength. Change: Sense 1 - Ears.