#fuck dude i WISH
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gelarshiesprofruitboarder · 1 month ago
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IM CRYING AT THE LIST OF CATEGORIES ON EVIL BILL N TEDS VILLAINS WIKI PAGE. MISOGYNISTS???? LMAO
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thundersoothers · 21 days ago
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John Price who does whatever his wife wants 🫡🫡 MA’AM YES MA’AM!!
I think he’s a lover for real and is a sucker for his wife like whatever she wants he will do or he will get. Calls her “The Missus” and “The Wife” but will never call you “the ball and chain” and frowns at people who call their wives that
He’s all “my wife this” and “my wife that” blah blah blah I love my wife yes my wife my wife my wife
And when you come home with a dog at 2AM drunk as fuck sobbing over it because you found it on the street and it’s so cute and little and you’re like “pleaseeeee please baby it’s so cute I know you said no pets, but pleaseeee!” he’s like oh my fucking god, fine. Yes you can have the dog
And he’s the type to say I don’t want the dog, it’s yours not mine, but then you come home after work and he’s training it how to protect you, and also he says no dogs in the bed and then he will cuddle the dog to sleep while you have to big spoon him
I love this man I wanna be his wife
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sweetlullabyebye · 3 months ago
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Charles' thing is that he wants to feel alive and that's part of the reason why he decided to never move on to the afterlife right? Meanwhile Edwin thinks Charles will move on and that he'll be alone again because 'he isn't good with people'.
But then when the Night Nurse shows up a second time Charles is ready to go wherever -including Hell- as long as Edwin shouldn't have to go back there, meanwhile Edwin refuses that they be split up, and both are okay with being sent together to the Lost and Found Department to be sorted out later as long as they're together-
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stump-not-found · 5 days ago
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Sorry if this has already been answered, but does Ford celebrate his birthday? I know its pretty hard to keep track of time when its ... nonlinear in the multiverse but I feel like Bill would know. And to ford every once and a while Bill demands his attention and he comes back to the pyramid to the wildest (worst) surprise party. The cake is human skin, candles are those really long wisdom teeth. Ford hates it.
i'll call out that a main plot point of chapter 4 is the fact bill gets ford presents on his b-day so yah its a regular thing, but they celebrate the day after his b-day
first birthday together bill probably does the skin cake thing but ford just rolls his eyes and sighs . bill almost fucking shoots himself after that response
#stump asks#gf theseus’ guide#sorry man your skin thing is lame . its tacky .#i thought you were more evil than that . guess you're just a cartoon villain loser . whatever#can't believe i was having mental breakdowns because of you . when youre LAME . youre a LOSER . no one will EVER LOVE YOU . LOSER . IDIOT#i like my brothers suggestion that sometimes he takes ford out to a fancy restaurant#tortures the man by forcing him into a place thats all about understanding social cues and behavior#now htaths the REAL fucked up shit#bill has to learn and grow as a person . and find more subtle means of harassing the dude . marriage is beautiful#otherwise i imagine there's just a year long game the crew plays where someone has to get the most embarrassing photo of ford possible#and they get the albertsons sheet cake with that picture printed out on it#thats my personal belief . this is just fanfiction though all birthday beliefs are valid here go nuts folks#maybe they get an ice cream cake that bleeds when you cut into it i dont know#ford is always made to guess where the blood comes from . no matter how obscure the source he somehow always fucking knows . what a guy#the blood thing is a CANON ford trait alright dont nobody come to me saying bill did that to him#brother was already ranking blood flavor profiles okay . jesus#number 1 ford pines was already Like That defender . bill fucking wishes he could have corrupted that mind . he fucking WISHES#okay ill stop rambling ty for the ask & food for thought#hearts
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kouraissant · 8 months ago
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The Sun is dead and love is an unbearable thing (On Yudrein Aile & Grief)
(Above) KOURAISSANT / (Aeschylus: The Oresteia, Aeschylus & The Oresteia: Agamemnon, The Libation Bearers, The Eumenides, Anne Carson) / Things Haunt, Joshua Jennifer Espinoza / Chapter 514, Turning, 쿠유 / Morning in the Burned House, Margaret Atwood / The opposite of a haunting is something very lonely, heavensghost / A Rosario Castellanos Reader:  ‘Memorandum on Tlatelolco’, tr. Maureen Ahern / Sue Zhao / The Song of Achilles, Madeline Miller / The Empress Yamato Hime, tr. Kenneth Rexroth / Spring and All, Cathy Park Hong / UNDER A STAR CALLED SUN / there is no absolution for the fallen, only the dying, p.d / Chapter 1, Turning, 쿠유 / Lesbos (From Ariel), Sylvia Plath
(Below) The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020), dir. Mike Flanagan / 6CHO1
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b0ydyke · 1 year ago
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you’re always changing, rearranging, calibrating, you think far too much
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grimme-and-specs · 6 months ago
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guys i swear, I PROMISE, it's JUST perspective and shading practice... (<- bitchass liar).
and here's the sketch below!
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luc3ks · 3 months ago
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have you seen this man? 🛸
meet the artist, in honor of me reaching my 20s
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bisexualenbyblueberry · 26 days ago
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DUDE
Ok ok ok so i have so much to say about the parallels (both obvious and not so obvious) and the symbolism and how i want a third arc more than ever and just pretty much everything but i'm basically on the verge of sobbing into my computer screen so all i have to say is that that cake was 100% laced with LSD
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fishyartist · 7 months ago
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royaltea000 · 2 months ago
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I like the human actors a lot too! (I say as if the actors weren’t initially human)
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emborami · 3 months ago
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Through the years, from popinjay to coxcomb to maccaroni to dandy to dude
#and from dude to gigolo if i have anything to say about it#baby i can the sweet mama to your sad and lonesome#this was so fun to draw my favorite hobby is historical fashion#are ​they accurate? not answering that. i refuse to draw codpieces#at my heart i am unfortunately a coward#i know i gave dandy kayne a short haircut at first but then i remembered all the mullets ive been seeing and i had to give it a try#i hope it looks like he as having fun throughout the eras <3#malevolent#kayne malevolent#but anyays like i as saying theres no ay king is appearing regularly in a three piece suit and not bringing that energy to#every other century#and i almost drew him in like plate armor but if he’s like snapping his fingers and ppl explode bro is not gonna get a suit of armor#that was wishful thinking on my part i remedied it he dresses like a bourgeoise i have to accept it#if i did this with the yellow king it would be like 5 inages of the same dude copied and pasted#i started giving the yellow king a pennanular brooch and even then i as like whoah thats kinda lavish for john#i dunno maybe i should fuck around with his robes and try some stuff out#hmmmmmmm i do like jewelry……….#new project: project runway but with john doe#and then eventually ill help poor arthur out#tho honestly i think he really probably dos have an eye for quality clothing i think he’s probably respectably fashionable but he#cares more abt quality#id love to put my boy in a fishermans sweater tho i feel like he needs something warm and sturdy on his journeys <3
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vorekody · 5 months ago
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i’d say your sona (who is absolutely adorable btw!!) is perfectly edible! i think it’d be neat to just chug and gulp everything inside the bowl, and leave the body as-is to rub my stomach from the outside while the fish and all those tank decorations digest inside… :3
(sorry to just pop in out of nowhere but your art is incredible and your vore concepts are delightful ^^)
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RAGH... Wolfdog tummy
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 9 months ago
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KANAYA: Where Is My Wife
DAVE: murdering people
KANAYA: Okay ❤️ Yay
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iamfuckingsorry · 4 months ago
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"Do you know where we are going next?" I asked ART.
Y'know what, I think maybe I don't need any more Murderbot books. I think maybe ending things here is fucking perfect and as much as I love Wells's writing I'm genuinely not sure it can get better for me.
Like, so much of the books are about MB learning how to be a person, about becoming okay with being a complete individual with everything it entails. The first thing it does once it's actually allowed to decide on its own is it runs away from it all (admittedly to go on a mission to confirm some things about its past, because it genuinely just wants to be *good*). It shoves all its emotions away as much as it's able to. Then shit happens, and it makes its first friends, makes decisions based on these friendships, goes through a lot of emotionally intense situations...
And we get to this point here. MB having zero doubts about going with ART says a lot about its relationship with ART, but it also says a lot about its relationship with its humans - it knows that wherever it goes, when it comes back, the humans will still be there. Its humans actively acknowledge its struggles with being a now-free SecUnit and MB is willing to entertain the discussions to an extent and share information about its deeply personal experiences. Hell, System Collapse ends with MB admitting it might be somewhat broken, but that's okay as long as it can keep doing its job, and agreeing to basically do counselling - this is the guy what would rewatch its favourite TV show again and again in order to avoid acknowledging it even had Emotions a couple books back.
Reading this, I know that MB will be okay. It has hopes and goals and genuinely believes in itself and it has an amazing support system that its willing to lean on for the first time in its life. I'm convinced it'll go on to do great things with ART. And that's really the only thing I need to know.
#Murderbot#murderbot diaries#tmbd#system collapse#Herr's personal tag#Also like. System collapse dives deep into MB's feelings about its life as secunit prior to the events of all systems red#I find this conversation from when they were discussing what would happen if the BE folks got to the colonists first /very/ telling#MB going on about how life as a corporate slave is absolute fucking hell#ART drone saying that they can't just kill people because the alternative is worse than death#ART: would it have been kinder to kill you before you'd disabled your governor module?#MB with zero fucking hesitation: /yes/#(followed by my favourite ART line ever. “You know I am not kind.”)#Like. MB would not have always admitted that it had hated its life as a secunit this openly#Saying it was shit is one thing saying I would rather be dead than think of me or anyone else going through this again is a very different#And here it has zero issues stating that. At least when talking to ART#And then later on it goes on to offer its actual memories for a publicly screened documentary#Because it knows it's the only way to make people see. The only way to save then from the same (ish) fate#And it's willing to do whatever it takes to save these people it's never even met before from what it views as fate worse than death#Including opening up and acknowledging its past experiences and past/current feelings#And I'm just like. Man I couldn't be more proud of you if I tried.#You go MB. Holy fuck I wish I could do what you've done. You might just be the person to defeat this evil capitalism my dude
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doccywhomst · 1 year ago
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if i were on doctor who i’d simply force the doctor to take alan turing to a pride parade at gunpoint
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