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Long, boring days, zero creativity, no inspiration, can’t draw…
here you have some pictures of Scott I really like
Bonus pics
#scott caan#precious golden cupcake#chewbacca chest#danny williams#fuck! you are beautiful#alex o'loughlin#mcdanno#o'caan#baby scott#h50#hawaii five 0#my h50 things
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include#'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and#'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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sobbing.....her little brother is her guardian angel
#sorry you gotta deal with me posting shadow a little longer. not sorry#that scene was everything to me.....the wings and their movement activate all my neurons theyre beautiful#fucked up body horror but still shaped like bird wings#cant describe how much i love them#this game is everyhting to me oguhhghh#sonic#sonic x shadow generations#sonic x shadow generations spoilers#spoiler#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#gerald robotnik#wings
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I need to know how Aabria reacted in the crowd to seeing Sam become the monster I think we all want to be, or be with
#fuck in a very asexual way in my case#charisma-based minotaur??? sam you beautiful man#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#bells hells#sam riegel#aabria iyengar
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Guys! Can you believe I was gonna just CASUALLY watch Hazbin Hotel???
But it’s way too good. The writing is so tight, all the characters are interesting and layered, ALL THE SONGS:🔥🔥🔥
Alastor is such a Cheshire Cat! Not a characteristic I see often, but it’s always good! Gimme more immediately.👏👏👏
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#charlie morningstar#vaggie#alastor#radio demon#hazbin alastor#hazbin vaggie#vaggie is dealing with her girlfriend employing the big bad Wolf#and we just have to hope his obvious ulterior motives won’t fuck us over too much#beautiful#can you tell Alastor is my favourite?#asexual king yes baby
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so funny how the whole gravity falls fandom immediately went from "bill cipher-all interdimensional being hot tumblr sexy man" to "bill cipher- lame loser pathetic fumbler toxic skrunkly sad ex" in a matter of seconds as SOON as the rise of billford came about
#all hail loser bill cipher#billford#the book of bill#this is so fucking funny to me#ford our lord and saviour#gravity falls#you are all such beautiful ppl#also can we just come to a consensus that triangle bill is better than twink bill#its just funnier that way#how the hell did ford fuck a triangle#rip twink bill i'll always love you#mej's favs
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#intimacy#intimate#love#couple#relationship#relationship goals#romantic#couple goals#cuddles#could be us#romantic couple#pretty couple#beautiful couple#cute couple#couple cuddling#couple aesthetic#affectionate cuddling#cuddling#extreme cuddling#cuddling and touching#cuddling & snuggling#when us#us#me and who#me and him#k!nk#k!nk community#be mine#me and you#me and fucking who?!
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i love this post so much
makes me happy every time i see it :3
hope we're all still online and chatting as old fucks <3
#trans#transgender#transmasc#transmasculine#transmasculinity#trans man#trans men#trans is beautiful#transgender is beautiful#trans men are beautiful#trans elders#and just to make sure to piss off the right people:#transandrophobia is real#trans men belong in queer spaces#trans men are not inherently dangerous#trans men don't owe you masculinity#hypermasculine trans men are fucking awesome#(“archiving” this here so people without twitter can read the whole thread and it's not lost in case elmo nukes the original account)
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✨The shroud brothers (and yuu) wish you a happy pride month ✨
#twisted wonderland#twst shitpost#ortho shroud#twst ortho#idia shroud#twst idia#pride month#you are matching with your gamer keyboard now idia !#ortho wanted to match too#asking the components to the science club because crewel is too intimidating for yuu/fred#making something beautiful out of curse flames#the component's aren't the exact versions but i didn't want to be too specific (and write more text about science I don't fully understand)#idk if some of these can be handled with bare hands uhh rip yuu if not...#ok fuck I looked it up DO NOT HANDLE POTASSIUM WITH BARE HANDS !!!#adieu yuu
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an incomplete list of death note things i thought were just jokes until i found out they were canon:
the potato chip scene. how is that real.
apples
the whole “this is something only kira would do, on the other hand, if i don’t do it, he’ll definitely think i’m kira, but . . .” and “kira would never do that, unless he is kira, in which case he would do the opposite of what i know he would do, so that actually increases his likelihood . . .” dynamic that light and L have is not an exaggeration. they really do overthink everything to that degree
the thing that looks like a monster is more mentally stable than the normal human boy
light isn’t attracted to misa
#heavy on the last one#bc like wdym you have a beautiful goth girl who is obsessed with you and you make her sleep in a separate bed#light yagami is not attracted to women. men? possibly. women? no fucking way#death note#i made this like a year ago oops
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Jason:
Also Jason:
when you're worried about your dad but you also have a reputation
Masterlist
#jason ''only I can hurt my dad'' todd#this is probably the most jason's texted to bruce in the span of 24 hrs#so bruce probably got home n saw 30+ missed calls from jay and assumed his son was on the brink of death#bruce: i love you my beautiful son 🥰#jason: fuck off old man#jason internally: omg my dad loves me 🥹#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#social media au#batfamily#batfam#batdad#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#texts#tweets#fanatical posting
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Sexy in the kitchen
#sexy and beautiful#beautiful women#sexy pose#so hot and sexy#beauttiful girls#metart#take me as you please#stunninglybeautiful#lingerie lover#amazing beauty#gorgeous legs#beauty legs#smooth legs#female legs#legs#lovely legs#amazing body#legs and heels#great legs#sheer delight#stunningly sexy#slim and sexy#sexy outfit#hot and sexy#so fucking sexy#sexy chick#bootie peach#peachy butt#perfect figure#perfect bum
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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MY
GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
#the man that you are david tennant#IT MUST BE ILLEGAL TO BE THAT FUCKING GORGEOUS AMAZING BEAUTIFUL#thank you God for this moment#david tennant#baftas 2024
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