#ft immortals

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Bored days

[dazzelmethat]

Thank you for the art trade!!

art trade with @dazzelmethat!! :3

their cool ocs,,,, :DD

[blushingdread]

Lucy's telepathic connection with her spirits is so underused, especially because it would let her grow her bond with her spirits without having to summon them

My girlfriend is a DID system, so all my thoughts about this are DID adjacent lmao

Just living life:

Lucy wakes up and has a debate with Cancer about which outfit she wears. This is daily and nonnegotiable

Levy spots her best friend when she comes into the guild and excitedly walks up and greets her, only for Lucy to not respond at all. She tries a couple of times, seeing that Lucy is clearly spacing out, only for Lucy to jump when she sees Levy. Apologizing because she was talking to Aries and forgot the outside world existed for a few seconds there.

Lucy is walking with her team. Natsu and Gray are arguing, Erza is teaching Wendy how to read maps or something (and also contemplating murdering the two behind her), and Lucy, who was lagging in the back, randomly burts out laughing bc Gemini told her a joke

Lucy and Loke are sitting pretty far away from each other at the guild, and both of them stand up to start shouting at each other because they absolutely got into an argument (some massively stupid shit, probably like which outfit Mirajane modeled in this week's edition of sorcerer's magazine was the best stupid shit) and they accidently scare the shit out of everyone around them

Lucy dances around on the river bank edge, scaring the poor guys that always warn her not to fall because Lyra is playing music for her in her head

She is literally never late to anything. Never over sleeps. Never. This is 100% because of Horologium and Capricorn and 100% agaisnt her will, but it does give her an impeccable reputation so she's not too mad

If you think Aquarius, Loke, Virgo, and Gemini wouldn't pop in to randomly give commentary on her life, you'd he so wrong. Their all nosey ass bitches and the celestial spirit world is boring, they need their drama somehow

Aquarius will randomly pop up when Lucy talks to a cute boy to ask her why she isn't shooting shot, much to Lucy's loathing. It gets worse when Loke starts doing the same thing but for women. Why are you bi yourself Lucy??? She hates them both

Gemini will show up, say the most impulsive terrible idea ever, and then immediately leave, just letting Lucy sit with that. Have a nice rest of your day. That or they say some gruesome shit while she's in the middle of a fight. Kids, please lighten up

Lucy knows in her heart that when she asks a rhetorical question and Virgo answers that Virgo is actively trying to scare her. She fucking has Virgo's number. She can pretend to be emotionless outside of being a masochist, but Lucy knows she's a little fucking shit

While on jobs:

Lucy is fighting a mage with her whip, trying to figure out what kind of magic they're using so she can properly pick a spirit to counter them and Virgo just pops in like "It's wax magic, princess", scaring the living shit out of Lucy but also helping her in the battle

Lucy is wandering around during a job, sees some big footsteps, and Sagittarius is like, "Those are Tarasque tracks." Unprompted and Lucy starts bemoaning her stupid baka life where she has to fight shit like Tarasques

She could set up some truly bullshit turnarounds with Loke's ability to summon himself. No!! Bad guy!!! I'm running to this dead end all alone :( and my hands are nowhere near my keys :( I'm so scared. Pov: Loke appears right the fuck behind them

Not to mention Loke's ability to switch out with other spirits and have other spirits switch out with him??? If other people couldn't hear them talk, they could do all sorts of insane shit. It would be so much fun. That time Loke blinded Bixslow, and she got his ass except more and funnier bc they know it's coming even less

Also, the spirits' ability to shapeshift is underused. Lucy summons Taurus during a guild brawl. Everyone is expecting a bull man, and no one expects a literal giant bull. She wins that fight, thank you

She takes a job in the desert, and Scorpio is like??? Insanely knowledgeable about how to survive, which shouldn't be surprising now that Lucy is looking back on it, but man, is she happy to have someone who knows exactly what their doing

This isn't always helpful. A village describes a problem to her, and all her spirits end up in a round table discussion about what creature or magic is most likely to actually cause this problem, giving her a massive headache. Guys please shut the fuck up and have this conversation literally anywhere else, thank you

[bloopitynoot]

Reading TGCF: Chapter 81

For those who don't know, I am reading TGCF for the first time and sharing my thoughts!

If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.

Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads TGCF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, the rules and vibe are the same.

Today I wanted a little sweet treat so I went with a hot chocolate with tiny marshmallows.

This has felt like the longest day ever, I am so glad it's done; time was just crawling!

Let's get into chapter 81!!

I can't lol. Pei Ming and Ling Wen arguing over who had the grudge with the guy (neither of them know). p189

Oh, they do know each other, it's Jing Wen p190

[whips out popcorn] "...I'm sure you remember the details. Just why did you appoint me? And do you recall how you treated me afterward?" p192

Well that's awkward. The fact that the civil god lost an essay competition. p193

"Palace of Shitty Shoes" this is actually so sad and I get why it's called that now. p194

eew. Jing Wen over here gaslighting and mansplaining. p196

I honestly keep forgetting Xie LIan is a martial god and then he does something like this- punching the ground to dig a tunnel. p197

What the fuck? He's made of stone? p199

You know what, I call it divine retribution. He deserves to be as smooth as a ken doll down there. p201

LOL you know it's bad when Pei Ming is like; hey pal, your misogyny is too much. p201

I need to lay down LOL Xie Lian, now is not the time to make any jokes about how you can't get it up. pp201-203

Jing Wen to Xie Lian: Chop your dick off. Xie Lian: um, no thank you. Jing Wen: fine. I'll chop his dick off instead (points to Pei Ming). Pei Ming: What the fuck?! p203

omg. one crisis averted and now the brocade immortal wants to kill Pei Ming p205

Wait, why is Hua Cheng killing a ton of people and making it rain blood kind of cute??? The art too!!! pp210-211

I'm glad we have our boy back!

Yay for adult Hua Cheng again!

LOL side note, my favourite part about this chapter was stopping to just explain the ridiculousness to my partner who has 0 context about the series. She thought I was exaggerating about the dick chopping until I read it out loud LOOOOOL

[theartofeggs]

for pride month can u draw some yuri....

yes. but i am Not Good at drawing women (mainly the tits) which is why i never draw them. anyways,

i think now is a good time to introduce u guys to Cryst the Immortal (she's the one on the left, Robin's on the right)

she looks super scary (and certainly can be) but she's great. she loves women with bobs and working out is her religion. she's also like 7 ft tall

[shentheauthor]

I just realized I’ve never actually posted my Ji headcanons? I’ve DM’d them to people, but they aren’t public. I’m gonna fix that >:)

Ji was a very sickly child. His family prayed for him every day, pleading with the Roots for help. Eventually, the Roots responded

It’s like how Yi was saved. The Fusang favors those that can hear it, it seems (eg Heng), and the Fusang favored Ji.

Their immortality wasn’t discovered until long after their miraculous recovery. They’d be a teenager, I think. Ji was a quiet kid, but it’s inevitable for teens to get into some kind of fight or trouble, and Ji healed… way too fast

It didn’t take too long for people to start realizing just how much the Fusang helped Ji that day.

Ji’s family fell on hard times, and by the time Ji was a teen, they were ready to ship him off, essentially. They loved their kid, but they can’t feed him.

Ji was sent to a monastery, where he was worshipped for years. He stopped aging when he reached adulthood, and he saw at least one generation of monks before he finally found the will to leave.

We know he wandered. They got money for food by telling minor fortunes, trying not to read for anything too big. Just little things, like “should I marry this man,” or “will my harvest be bountiful this year.” Nothing like the fate of your family or nation.

Until Jietong came across Ji’s little stall

Insert all of To All Things Lost here

After a while, Ji becomes depressed and listless. Lear tries to keep him afloat, but it’s difficult. The Shanhai project was the first thing Ji actually got excited for in years. Lear hated saying no to Ji’s fish bowl idea, but unfortunately it just isn’t sustainable </3

Ji is secretly angry with everyone who left him. He might’ve felt differently if they’d died of old age, but they left on their own accord. It feels almost personal, even though Ji knows it’s not.

Ji is a bit of a little shit sometimes. He reads historical fanfiction and laughs at it. They spread misinformation to Eigong. Let Ji be silly 2024

Yanlao and jiequan talk about the glory days and Ji, who was actually there, is like bitch the glory days sucked

He can drink men thrice his weight under the table and then some

Ji has a million little skills that they picked up over the centuries. They can sew, dance, sing, fight, juggle, do a perfect handstand, paint, do calligraphy, skip stones, and many more

Nuwa can do a PERFECT Ji impression and Ji finds it hilarious

[every-kuzu]

[everlastiingiimmortals]

okay yeah. nikador is going on the blog too, not three days after i finished krateros' bio

nikador my love they don't deserve u

[astral-schools]

(linear) time & (empty) space

[lazywriter-artist]

Some answers for @sleepyfan-blog :3

Also while I’m at it idrk how many questions anyone may have but feel free to ask away!!!! My inbox is always open :3 and I love love love yapping about this stuff 🫶

Hello hello yes yes :3!!!!! So I’ll have to tread lightly around some things as there are bits and bobs that are story beats later on but there are a few things I can answer now!

1). Emps brother :0?!?!?!

Emps is 100% human (or well- as human as an immortal perpetual can be anyway) while I do really like the theory I’ve seen floating around that emps could have become/trying to prevent from becoming a chaos god bc belief is a strong thing in the 40k universe this isn’t what is going on in this au ^^! While I can’t say too much, as I’m trying to decide if this will be discussed later in the story or if I’ll just make a little ‘lore corner’ about this sometime in the future, emps is connected to the other chaos gods in a way they (emps and the chaos gods) have decided to label as siblings but emps has some different stuff going on with his situation making him more of a sort of step brother to them :)!

2). TEDDIES?!

The R&R adventures are real and do exist! They’re things that are indeed really happening & and emps isn’t just imagining it!

Malca-bear “speaking” to emps is mostly just him coping with the loss of malcador in his own private means bc he’s a big freak man who’s emotions and coping methods are whacked to the warp and back (/affe)

And yes UwU he does have bears of all his sons (+malcador) in various states at various times(most of his 21 son-bears are fine! What little damage they may get from an upset emps is very quickly repaired at his— sobbing— request,two of them however he has sealed away in a place even his most trusted of individuals don’t know of.) The last panel for ‘the chaos reveal’ is mostly just a fun little eye catcher thing but I wouldn’t put it past an extremely overwhelmed emps to rip it to shreds and then go sobbing to his custodes to pretty please fix his bear (the custodes are the only ones allowed to know about the teddies) and sobbing and crying until he was fixed, at which point he would profusely apologize to the little bear. I think for most of his sons (loyalist) who were lost to the heresy he hasn’t touched since and they sit in pristine condition on a shelf kept sparkling clean with likely custode upkeep set to a higher standard then the emperor allows for himself, his rebellious sons got a bit of scolding and then subsequent apologize they received the same treatment of tenderly being put up and tended to. His ‘still remaining son’ bears definitely are also kept in very good condition don’t get me wrong, he just has less qualms with cuddling them or having little make believe sessions that big E might find very embarrassing if I plastered all over got all to see 👀🤭🤭🤭🤭

[dazzelmethat]

Ren in an compromising position. Had to draw my comfort twink to bookend this Italian manwhore summer.

[boxwinebaddie]

smhhhh not me makin my thottopic satanicmanicpanic pixiescreamboy girlypoppunk ( ily marj ) crimson dawn super band an entire fake religion, or rather…

a sacreligion ;) xx <3

[hellkitepriest]

more journal stuff from the last couple days

[lucksea]

i really wanted a new banner but photoshop wasnt working so instead i drew this really fascinating concept

[bloopitynoot]

Reading TGCF: Chapter 70

For those who don't know, I am reading TGCF for the first time and sharing my thoughts!

If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.

Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads TGCF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, the rules and vibe are the same.

I can't stop wont stop with matcha. It's become problematic. I love the flavour so much I am considering getting hojicha for the evenings because 8pm and this much caffeine is far too much.

Will I stop, no; it's too delicious.

let's go chapter 70!

Will the real Brocade Immortal please stand up. But actually, is this the real one?? p323

That's so specific. Xie lian: it showed itself to me. It was very tall, 7cm taller than me, and must be good at martial arts. p324

The ghost qi is contagious?? Poor xie lian is going to lose his rags if that's the case. p325

Oh My God! Is Ling Wen- the overly helpful wrangler - part of this plot?? [takes out bucket of popcorn] p327

Oooooo! "The evidence is this; you never bothered to count the exact number of ghost robes" p331

Holy shit! This chapter has taken so many twists, "No matter what shape it takes, it will always show it's true form to its creator". p333

YALL THE DRAMA

This entire chapter was such a courtroom drama. It was giving Elle Woods in Legally Blonde. The drama, the turns, Ling Wen I PRONOUNCE YOU GUILTY (well I never know with MXTX but HOPEFULLY).

The question is; is Ling Wen's motive nefarious? Or is she just trying to get her robe back and secured??

[every-kuzu]

so funny how he calls himself a purse-holder bc I can very vividly see him clutching a purse