#from the archives spoilers

[radishearts]

…Suns Come out

Hey girl, sorry about your husband! Yeah, after that hiking trip where you got stuck in the mountains he was chosen by omniscient cosmic horrors to inherit a curse from a past life because your other friend refused to appease their blood chants. He’s a werewolf now and he tried to hunt and kill the three of you. But hey, he doesn’t want to anymore, is protecting ur neighbourhood from more horrors AND he remembers your anniversary #girlwin

[the-doll-house-gallery]

I like how Jon's powers in Season 5 is basically this meme.

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[aru-art]

sourdough rolls with homemade lemon curd what the absolute fuck man

[thewizardofschnoz]

Evolution of Tim's work attire

[madbard]

So. I just finished The Magnus Archives.

You’re telling me that Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, began his journey from such a place of uncertainty and desperation to prove himself worthy of the title, and ended as the embodiment of everything that tormented him?

You’re telling me that Martin Blackwood, who held so much love for the people around him, unintentionally paved the way for his lover’s desperate martyrdom?

You’re telling me Jon was marked for this from childhood, manipulated by forces older and greater than civilization to bring such harm upon the world that the only solution he could see was to end it?

You’re telling me there was no escape for them?

You’re telling me they could have lived happily together, but they could never have taken that path because it lies contrary to who they are?

You’re telling me Jon and Martin had everything and everyone slowly and agonizingly ripped away from them until they had nothing left but each other, until neither one could fathom surviving without the other?

You’re telling me that Martin and Jon kissed at the center of a collapsing reality, then Martin felt the life leave Jon’s body as he stabbed the only living person he loved?

You’re telling me there is a chance they are Somewhere Else, but that would mean they never escaped the Fears and never will?

You’RE TELLING ME-

[momokarp]

A sassy mean girl, that’s who Elias is 💅

[cabinette]

some avatar archivist team explorations... sasha here is actually the only normal one lmao. i'll draw my stranger version at some point but maybe when I have more spoons

[sweatersexual]

I love how in the stormlight archive God has a wife who is also a God but she doesn't really do the whole "being worshipped" thing, she just camps out in the mountains and likes to make slippery orphans and guys who forget their wives and guys who can experience 1 day of divinity by becoming a sociopath. And she employs assassins. Also she and God are both Black. Also she's a dragon

[sparkyava]

a flicker of hope ✨

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

Sometimes a friend group is a 37 year old former assassin who caused a whole bunch of political upheaval by killing a lot of guys, hears the voices of those he killed, and has realized he wants a life of peace, a 800+ year old talking sword who really wants to destroy evil but is beginning to realize he has questions about what that means, a 22 year old former highmarshal who accidentally invented therapy, is learning one song on a flute to try and relax, and trying to find a healthy work- life balance, a 1000+ year old spren who's basically god's daughter and a princess who is also learning how to have a healthy work-life balance with her friend, and a 7000+ year old herald who believes in following the law to the letter, really hates that one song, and does not believe in a healthy work- life balance.

[realclaramorrow]

cannot stop thinking about "Ati, perhaps kindliest among us, who had boldly taken up Ruin." the mistborn brainrot never stops. he was the kindliest among them. the man that became the ruin we know, that the final empire crew had to defeat, was the kindliest of the sixteen Vessels. hello is anyone out there

[hay-bails]

this is so stupid but the only I could think of when moash got his eye transplant was whatever inevitable blinding thing kaladin would appear to him as

[mushimallo]

doodled a Kaladin and Syl

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

my favourite thing about tmagp so far is the little dedications at the beginning bc it's funny to hear jonny sims' spooky voice say shit like 'this episode is dedicated to Gina McSweetie, I wuv u babykins ur my little gumdrop darling enjoy this very brutal horror story 💗' my second favourite thing is that one of the primary antagonists is mr blobby fucking apparently.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Kaladin Stormface in the Way of Kings: Ain't no way this little wind spren is capable of human speech

Kaladin in Wind and Truth: So when I played the flute I got from the immortal trickster, I got to talk to The Wind™️ and she told me that the whole gaddamn pantheon of eternal saints needs therapy which I only invented less than a week ago. Hope the world doesn't end before I can get around to that.