#mr blobby

[suspiciousasphalt]

these two posts being right after eachother is So fucking funny

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

my favourite thing about tmagp so far is the little dedications at the beginning bc it's funny to hear jonny sims' spooky voice say shit like 'this episode is dedicated to Gina McSweetie, I wuv u babykins ur my little gumdrop darling enjoy this very brutal horror story 💗' my second favourite thing is that one of the primary antagonists is mr blobby fucking apparently.

[angsty-worm]

i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.

[heyitskoye]

Since bonzo is officially here, here's some absolutely cursed images I've created during the magnus protocol arg

[annadiplosis]

This particular shot was high cinema. To me.

[crabbyhellfire]

Using coquettish to describe Mr Bonzo was insane like,,, why are the horrors coming onto me?

[arandomnomad]

MR BLOBBY v GRITTY

Based on the comments of my last blazed post, I decided to go all out and make a blazed poll. Thought it'd be fun. Cheers! 🥰

Also, the wonderful versus picture was created by @pastaart. 💖

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I was aware Mr Bonzo from the TMAGP ARG was meant to be like, an evil Mr Blobby from 90s British TV. I was not aware, until my partner explained to me just now, that Mr Blobby was like 70% of the way to being evil all on his own

They just told Americans about Mr Blobby, added a few murders, and now it's horror (I say with all the affection in the world, this is hilarious and I can't wait to have the pants scared off me by him)

They put a funny little hat on him and now he does murders

[crowned-crow]

[world-fire-entity]

I mean idk if it's a twink but it's definitely a bottom and definitely into Vore.

[kidcore-nostalgia]

[jules-al-c]

When I was listening to the episode and visualized what Bonzo might look like, I pictured the kind of clown costume with frilly flowing fabrics, soft enough to billow in the wind. That's just how I tend to picture clowns in general. A sort of classic clown costume. Even when Bonzo was lurching towards Gwen, I still pictured loose fabric. Though, torn and perhaps aged or dirty.

And then I opened Tumblr:

Bologna bowling pin

[scavengedluxury]

[eighthman-bound]

You guys don’t understand how hilarious Mr Bonzos inclusion in the series is to me.

Last year I bought the Mr Blobby hit vinyl at a charity shop for a laugh. The lyrics are the most insane, borderline facist sounding rally cry you’l find.

Incidentally that same charity shop shut down a month later.

Several months later I had some friends come over to my house, for a laugh I gave a manic Shakespearian performance of the vinyls lyrics; they found it hysterical.

Jump forwards a few extra months, one of those friends bestowed upon me a authentic 90’s Mr Blobby Badge; I Love It.

This month I knocked up a Jonathan Sims cosplay, with the gimmick that each badge on my bag strap would represent each of The Fears.

I didn’t have a badge that fit the Slaughter motif; so next best thing I had to represent such carnage was of course, Mr Blobby.

And now here we are a week later from my cosplays debut at a local comic con and we are graced by the Magnus-verse demonic take on Mr Blobby through Bonzo.

Well, even more demonic… this feels like the universes pay off to a very elaborate joke

[shitty-tmagp-theories]

Mr Bonzo isn’t an alternate reality Mr Blobby, he is the not!them and has erased Mr Blobby from existence