#bonzo

[another-little-hippie]

i love led zeppelin girls.

ROBERT AND JIMMY WERE IN LOVE AND THEY WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER ON THE REGULAR AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. also… IF I CANNOT HAVE MY JIMBERT THREESOME BEFORE I DIE, I WILL DIE!

or

JONSEY SUPREMACY. look at his cute little face. JAWLINE. CHEEKBONES. 24/7 BEDROOM EYES. what a little guy. give me sweet sweet kisses and I will do anything for you in return… anything…

or

BONZO MY KING. I NEED YOU NAKED. I NEED THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BODY CRUSHING MY OWN. BANG ME LIKE YOUR KICK DRUM OR I WILL DIE

or

ROBERT’S DICK. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S ARMS. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S WIDDLE TUM TUM. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S SLIGHTLY BIGGER BUT STILL WIDDLE TUM TUM IN 1977. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S HAIR. MY MOUTH (?). NOW. ROBERT’S WHOLE FUCKING SELF. INSIDE OF ME. NOW.

or

my dark lord of the night. do evil things to me. have me in anyway you want. bite chunks off of my skin and spit it back into my mouth as you penetrate my body… (i need psychiatric help)

or

i’m a lesbian… GOOOOO 🥁… JIMBERT 🥳🎉

[arrimorr]

Mr Bonzo and Needles have the same categories in their episode codes because they are friends, thats all

[murderandcoffee]

"mr. bonzo is one of our externals" I'm sorry, is that bitch getting PAID?

[squircatlies]

When lady Mowbray commits cannibalism it's "sexy" and "a compelling commentary on socio-economic issues" but when I, Mr. Bonzo-

[detective-pigeon]

"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

[dustyelbo]

great minds think alike

[bermudarhombus2]

Oh boy this one is a doozy for people who don't know the ARG

[graphiceyes]

today we learned that not only is Mr. Bonzo on his way, but it would seem he would also like to stay and possibly also play

[scribblegoblin]

An average Friday night for Nigel

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

excuse me

[rowinablx]

When you find a good fic and don't notice the "Major character death" tag until it's too late

[arrimorr]

As you can tell I liked Nigel and his terrible roommate situation a lot...

[sillywizardvoice]

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

[squircatlies]

pov: you're Mr. Bonzo

[cityelf]

Give it to him...

[murderandcoffee]

with episode 11 aired and all this new information cropping up, we need to remember the most important detail of all:

Mr. Bonzo Has Actual, Real, Sweaty Skin