#friends is a different thing obviously but like. cmon man

[pearwolf]

just saw a post about how 19 and 30 is ok and someone added onto it that they were 40 and their last gf was "half" their age and that people are just pearl clutchers. hey guess what that bio looked like Lol

[weebsinstash]

*me, a poor peasant child holding up my plate.*

Please sire, may I have some more platonic yandere Lucifer and Charlie? 🥺

Of course, starving Victorian child! (Also you just said platonic but I wound up writing this as like, mostly family platonic yandere so idk if that's a distinct difference to you but, here ya go!)

-- I feel like these two would really kinda infantilize you, specifically when it comes to violence, drugs, alcohol, and sex. You know how Charlie is clearly an adult woman but it could not be anymore clear that she's still really sheltered and naive, almost like a kid would be? Like the skit she had Pentious and Angel do literally brought up like, no sex before marriage as a sign of being a good person... did her dad ACTUALLY raise her with vaguely traditional/religious values. That's the kinda thing they start enforcing on you. Oh, you're dressed so cute! where are you going? gasp! A bar??? But that's soooo .... risky!! You're young, and, you're just so nice, and... why don't you stay home and play board games with the Morningstars instead?

You're over here, "can I PLEASE smoke some fucking weed" and Lucifer would deadass with his full chest, "no, none of the Devil's lettuce for MY baby! Those other Sinners can run around with their crack and their whippets and their absinthe but MY CHILD is better than that"

-- platonic yandere Charlie and Lucifer passing the single brain cell they share back and forth, "Dad, they bought some new clothes and I thought it was gonna be for that outing we're taking later this week but they put it on and left the Hotel and went somewhere else!! Who else would they dress up for? Do you think they have a secret second family and they actually hate us? 🥺" "Charlie, do you have any idea how... totally possible that is, oh golly, we've gotta follow them and make amends so they come home!!" and you're just like.... having coffee with a new friend

You're at a cafe looking cute and Lucifer and Charlie are having a stakeout in the fucking bushes nearby or some shit, Lucifer grinding his teeth trying to guess who this piece of shit trying to take his baby away is, growling how hes gonna rip them apart, like who the actual fuck does this person think they are, and Charlie is like, trying to be a little more level headed "haha cmon Dad they would never replace us :)" but then the second she looks over and sees this other person is exchanging too many meaningful glances at you and making you laugh, her switch flips. "Actually yeah Dad you know what you were totally right, they're obviously a creep trying to hurt Readsr and we should kill this guy :)"

--Charlie has no problem with you hanging out with Alastor but I like the idea that she can suddenly see right through him when it's YOU he's doing stuff to. He can be on his whole "oh just call me dad" shit to her and it'd give her the warm fuzzies, but the second she sees Alastor going out of his way to come up and interact with you in front of her father, she knows he's trying to rile her dad up and may even tell him he needs to wait his turn and interact with you later. Lucifer meanwhile all but wants to bite the cannibal like a rabid dog for coming near you and treats him like Al's the evil villain trying to take away his little royal heir. He has no idea what that yellow toothed black gum cretin wants to do to his baby!

-- I can just see arguing with Lucifer, "why can't I date? Charlie gets to date!!" and Lucifer's just like trying to bullshit an excuse for why he just doesn't want you dating because, you're his widdle baby and he isn't ready to see you act adult yet :( the only man you should be kissing is your short father on the cheek! Lucifer is VERY MUCH "I am the only supportive guardian figure you need in your life" kinda yandere dad, if you go to anyone else for help before him he's taking it as a personal slight against him and vows to show up that other person so you never "choose them over him" ever again

-- obviously I'm so fucking biased but. Lucifer with Daughter Reader is obviously just him being your tiny guard dog all the time like, he is so soft, he is such a girl dad. No men talking to either of his baby girls!! No touching his little princesses!!! You'll be out in fucking public as a grown ass woman and Lucifer would still be like, "oh, there's a lot of people here, here sweetie, hold my hand so you don't get lost", marching around holding your hand as the most powerful Anti Rizz Shield in all of Hell, he has no shame, this man is fucking Mayes Hughes whipping out his wallet, "wanna see photos of my girls?!?!?!? Here's one of them in matching dresses, here's one from the musical we went to last week, and here- gosh arent they just the cutest ☺️❤️"

like if you ever wander into another ring like Gluttony by accident, Bee is buzzing up to you, "oh my gosh, it's Luci's little pup, sweetie you're not supposed to be down here, let me get you back upstairs, your pops is FREAKING!!" and talking to you like she already knows you like a friend because Lucifer is showing your photos to ALL his demon friends at every like, Rulers of Hell meeting. Lucifer is over here beaming with pride as Stolas looks over his special I Love My Daughters Photo Album and nodding his head, "perhaps we can arrange some playtime with your girls and my Via, let them all get to know each other" and it's like Lucifer can you PLEASE stop recruiting other all powerful almighty demons into the Let's All Be Platonic In A Creepy Overprotective Way Club. You just turn around one day and like half the Overlords and a few of the Cardinal Sins are all vying for your attention and you're like a celebrity and it's cause your dumb duck dad is blabbing his mouth showing your picture to anyone with eyes

-- you know how Sinner Demons come in all these different sizes and shapes, with fur and wings and, bugs and dinosaurs, fish and object heads? What if Lucifer has the power to alter your demonic form? One day you turn around and you're no longer whatever multi armed fuzzy creature you once were, but you're now... human again. Or at least, human like. You've got your old face again, your old skin tone, but, you've got horns that look suspiciously like your friend and her father's, a retractable tail with a heart on it like theirs, maybe even those like, kinda weird rosy cheek things. And it's because Lucifer and Charlie have decided, well, they don't care what you look like regardless, but now, don't you actually look like a member of the family? Now everyone can tell when you're together! ^^

Like it's kinda sweet but the adjacent horror of Lucifer "oh yeah I completely changed the shape and appearance of your body to more resemble me and my daughter so you look like you're ACTUALLY our family :)" like can you imagine him pulling this kind of shit when you're like not even that kind of close yet. Basically kidnapping you into the Morningstar family tree and actually making you look like them to the point other people can spot you and instantly know to steer clear. Maybe you even get a little special outfit of your own,your own little suit and bow tie with an apple or snake on it somewhere

-- you know how sometimes you just want to be alone? You just like space? You just like not knowing you're being watched or having to share your space with anyone else, you can just breathe? It's not about hating someone else or other people, it's just like... wanting to be the master of your own space for a while?

Foreign fucking concept to these two. Your activities become THEIR activities. Oh cool you're 6 episodes deep into an anime? Here's Charlie and Lucifer, "oooo what are we watching?" "Oh she's really pretty, what's her name, is she the main character?" "That lady sure isn't wearing a lot of clothes, I don't know if this is appropriate for you to watch" "oooo oooo pause it, I'll go make popcorn, dont start it again without me!"

Don't get me wrong I can see this being adorable, you're just like adhd autism infodumping and catching them all upon who everyone is and all the stuff that's happened and "I can restart it from the beginning and we can watch it together?" And they're eagerly hanging off of your every word based on how interested and excited you are about the subject, for whatever hobby or show you're indulging in

BUT I can see this turning into them intruding on everything you do and when you finally do try and say "hey I'd like a little space" that turns into a DISCUSSION. wait why don't you want to spend time with them? Are you sad? Did they do something wrong? Tell them exactly what you're thinking, OBVIOUSLY the correct action ISNT to just give you the space, CLEARLY this is an emergency needing investigation!! Like God forbid you tell them a lie to sneak off and hang out with someone else because THEN it's "who is this clearly abusive evil person telling our precious Reader to lie to us? The altar calls for their blood"

--SINGING!!! These two sing all the time (Charlie sings the most as the Not Depressed Morningstar) and they teach you too! They'll encourage you to join into song, and even just do those little songs you and I do when we're doing small tasks. You'll catch them in the kitchen, "washing the dishes, washing the plates, put them away and have a wonderful day ^^" and they'll try and rope you into singing until eventually you're expected to belt out musical numbers with them like anyone else in this show (bonus points for your first musical song being some sort of rebellious rock ballad about wanting to run away from them because they make you feel controlled or something)

-- mandatory family trips to Lu Lu World! You are NOT going home until you play all sorts of games and eat all sorts of carnival food and are struggling to walk home carrying your giant stuffed duck. God, really missing my childhood going to Six Flags before capitalism ruined amusement parks...

-- "cringe" does not exist in this family and they wont make you feel bad for liking something unless it's like ACTUALLY HARMFUL (like getting drunk and high). You cannot tell me these two do not already have fursonas and they'll geek out on the couch watching cartoons and playing video games with you. You're eating candy watching Naruto and playing LEGO Batman and playing dice games and they're loving every second (Reader why did you have to hit that Nat 20 roll on the "Getting Adopted By The Morningstars" quest, now they're never leaving you alone bro, bro i think youre gonna have to murderhobo your way outta this bro--)

-- I feeeeeeeeeel like. Lucifer if he concentrates really really hard would be able to tell where you are at all times because, Hell is HIS house. He um. He literally has pocket dimension "make shit appear out of nowhere" powers, so like... do you think he can feel all the souls in Hell? Do you think he would be able to concentrate and be like, "oh I can tell Reader is in that direction and is feeling really happy right now"

I just... I picture Reader having a really awful fight where you yell and scream at Lucifer and you can tell you actually really hurt his feelings, maybe even making him tear up, which would then make Charlie really upset with you, and then you're running off because you feel like you can't stay there anymore, and you're wandering the streets, lost, hungry, starting to get cold, wishing you could go back and apologize but feeling like they would never take you back, and, of course, the age old trope, you get cornered by some robbers or some potential attackers and they start beating you around and, all you can think is how ungrateful you were, that you wanted to apologize to Charlie and Lucifer but they probably hated you now, it's too late, it's... it's...

You don't know if it'll work, but you're about to be hurt really badly and you're genuinely scared and missing them and, you just clasp your hands and say a prayer, calling out to Lucifer, but you're like... literally saying it like... you're manically whispering and whimpering not knowing what the fuck you're supposed to say or if something like this would even work, "O Dark Lord Lucifer please hear my plea for your aid and-- no fuck it, come help me DAD I'm really really SCARED DAD THEYRE GONNA HURT ME COME ON DAD PLEASE DAD I'M SORRY, WHAT I SAID WAS WRONG, DAD PLEASE-" and he's there like, before you're even done speaking. You're still covering your head and whimpering and crying and you just hear, "It's OK now" and he's standing over you with bloodied fists and the attackers all crumpled on the ground and he's picking you up like it's nothing to take you back home.

-- lastly, I feel like there's few boundaries on nudity with these two. Like, it's not incestuous or anything, but if Lucifer walks in on you changing and you've got your beav out, he would probably politely put a hand over his eyes and keep talking anyways. Charlie treats it like walking in on her sibling, on someone her age she's known all her life. She'll be walking up, picking lint off your clothes, helping clasp your bra, whichever whatever without any regards for how exposed you might be feeling. Oh you're feeling shy? But she's your sister; you don't have to be shy!!

It's all fun and games until you're completely butt ass naked having Family Bath Time, Charlie scrubbing shampoo through your hair while Lucifer has ungodly amounts of duck themed bath toys floating around and you accidentally catch sight of THE Angel Of The Bottomless Pit's full-on dick and balls that you're realizing, oh, when they said they want to treat you like family, they meant like FAMILY family... oh shit... hope this doesn't turn into a huge "hey also we couldnt bear the thought of losing you so you're kind of immortal now" kind of problem...

[foundfamily-connoisseur]

Perhaps it's an odd question but since you speak the language you'd know a lot more than I do. Does Don Flamenco speak with any particular accent or dialect outside of just general 'Spanish?' I know a lot of languages vary heavily in terms of things like pronunciation and certain word usage. Main reason I ask is because I saw someone discuss elsewhere how despite speaking French that Glass Joe is very obviously voiced by a Francophone Canadian because of the pronunciation and accent. It's something that fascinated me since I don't know the language enough to be able to make that kind of distinction, and now I'm curious if any of the other foreign opponents have that kind of accent that's obvious to an actual speaker but would go over the head of someone who isn't fluent

Took me a bit and had to ask my mom for some input since she's more knowledgeable about dialects than I am.

For sure the biggest thing was the accent. First sentence in and the big thing about Castilian Spanish is how they pronounce their s and z sounds respectively.

Like the phrase "has visto hombre?" In Spain Spanish, there's a bit of a lisp (varies from how noticeable it is, I'd say moreso if you speak Spanish predominantly) that is sounds more like "hash vishto hombre?"

He doesn't speak a lot of varied words where pronunciation distinctions are made, like 'corazon'(which he'd have pronounced as 'corathon'), and I'm not good at explaining i fear 😔

I think aside from the accent, the gotcha moment is for sure "me has pillado!" That's is for sure exclusively Castilian Spanish, as i haven't heard anyone (both family as Mexicans and friends from Panama, Columbia, and Puerto Rico, and Peru) use that word.

Some things aren't exactly exclusively used in one country or another (and we start getting into my personal preference) but more of a "this works, but would probably use a different word instead":

"Has visto, hombre?" This could work for other forms of Spanish, but id probably change it to "has visto, güey?" For Mex Spanish.

"Me llamen Don, Don Flamenco" This also works but I find it so weird to say. I'd just change "llamen" to "dicen", although ma reports either works and comes down to personal preference.

So yeah he's very much a Spaniard if his looks weren't enough, but from what I've seen Don Flamencos va is from Spain and does a lot of Spain Spanish dubs, so they got him down pretty good.

Bonus: 'Don' is a Spanish Title and was usually reserved for nobility, but nowadays is more relaxed and used as a more polite title for someone you aren't exactly in familiar terms with, but are friendly/cordial nonetheless. It's sort of like an honorific similar to Sir or Mam, but used with the forename instead of the surname. I've seen it used more in Mexico(It's used more for older folks who can teeter onto the elderly, so it's funny that Don Flamenco uses it since he's only 23 lmao, but im probably looking at it in a more modern/Mexican American context)

Uhhh yeah I don't think I ended up making sense because it's very much a "he just is man. Listen to that. Lil Spaniard boy. Cmon say "Traición" i won't laugh i promise" but it's as clear as day he's Spanish lol

[americanrecord]

hey kelsey! i just wanted to say that i still think about the love letters series all the time lol. it’s crazy how much nostalgia can hit me over a fic, but i think that’s just a testament to how well written it was and how much of your heart you poured into it. and obviously, when i started reading it was for axl (unfortunately), but val and jill quickly won me over lol.

i just remember some of the asks you would get would frustrate me so bad because it felt like i was watching some people just reduce the girls to side characters or miss the point entirely. like, you would write something so nuanced and layered and then people would be in your inbox talking about the boys (like no shade ig cause like, yeah, they’re hot and fun, i get it but cmon). but yeah, i can’t imagine how frustrating that was on your end. i feel like that was such a big part of why people couldn’t fully appreciate it for what it was.

anyway, i think it’s really cool that you’re still writing and doing it on your own terms now. law school on top of everything else sounds like hell on earth, so i hope you’re giving yourself credit for even being upright through all of that. and if you do come back (to duffmckagans or wherever), i think a lot of us would be happy just to see you around again — whether you’re posting the fic or literally anything at all. but either way, i’m glad you’re still doing what you love, even if it looks a little different now. you deserve that.

hi! this is so sweet ♡ honestly speaking, the series has been a thought that's been sitting in the back of my mind every day for the last almost five years, but it was a few really kind recent messages and acknowledgments of support (as well as a push to return to writing it from my bad-influence-friends (said lovingly)) that pushed me back toward it on top of my personal motives as detailed in my last ask. it was knowing that i wasn't the only one who cared about it and that there were people out there who missed it or who really wanted to read what did exist of it that had me going: man 😭

which, like, if law school is true and that does come to fruition, who knows how much free time i'll have to even do all of this again. my gut says none. however, it really does make me happy to hear that it can drag up so many happy memories for people, especially when it was always a bit of shit-storm behind the scenes. i think most people started reading for either axl or izzy (or just the gnr boys)—which, btw, i'll never knock anybody for; it's why i started writing—but i do know so deep in my heart that what excited so many people by the end were either the girls/the relationships/the original aspect of it, which i truly am so grateful for. like, seriously. the amount of love the series as a whole got, bad apples aside (ha), is overwhelming and still motivating.

towards the end, long before more band controversy popped up and before i decided to branch off with original things, it really was the asks that started to grate on me. even writing so far in advance, having 30 chapters pre-loaded at any given moment, wasn't enough to deter receiving so many missed-nuance/intentionally cruel "confrontations" over super fake things. like why on earth was i called a cunt over actions of a fictional character! and for what? because people were mad valerie was the main character and always had been? always would be? never-guaranteed-anything-otherwise? it was just so, so frustrating and really leeched the love out of it for me. like, literally every week it went from my excitement (yay! new chapter) to dread (damn it, new chapter) because after seeing people's reactions from the "present" timeline of the fic, it made me fear for what was already written in the "future" of it. it was sign number one that some part of me at least wanted to redirect things to bend to people's will and i did not want the project to turn into anything i didn't want it to be. all else was just a perfect storm to deleting it. i have bounced back, however, and i have learned how to say "fuck you, it's my story," so i do think i could face the interweb with a little more confidence and not get so defensive bc, at the end of the daaaay, this is fanfiction. puuuuuure fanfiction. rpf, arguably the fakest kind. then it just leaves my other difficulties with posting, which i'm trying to iron out.

part of me does think people learned really quickly that i wasn't messing around when that fic got deleted, but like. eh, it was gonna happen anyway. i'm sure non-reader followers to duffmckagans took their first fresh breath of air in like three years.

but, yes! writing originally is still going well. i've written a draft and have it sitting next to my bed awaiting edits, but i've been a little too busy to get my head back into that headspace, whereas i find it's always easy to return to this one and to rewrite old things than it is to generate entirely new ideas. i had to start at the beginning because there were a lot of choices i made along the way i wouldn't make today, to a point where it would've been fruitless to return any other way. (plus, like, the amount of things i forgot?).

and thank you for your support!! i am still moving for right now .... probably firing on all cylinders for way too long now, but i have hope that it will settle soon and that i can find a minute to catch my breath before something else comes knocking. i do think i will be returning to duffmckagans quite soon, so if anybody who jumped ship wants to follow me again over there, regardless of whether or not anything comes of the writing, feel free. i've missed connecting with people very much 🩷

[woolpuppet88]

Oh please leverage g/t there is so much potential there, i mean it too like- tiny thieving Parker?? Soft caring and could wreak your shit giant Eliot freaking Spencer? Hell yes.

Like we can pull the most classic of all classics of cave giant which humans stumble soon and quickly become THEE besties ever (or lovers, Yknow) i mean if we DID then OBVIOUSLY we gotta get a giant Mr Eliot ‘self sufficient’ Spencer, i mean the man canonically gets only 90mins of sleep per day and is stupidly self sufficient, he even grows his own food it’s perfect! And obviously we gotta do the ot3 like?(remember if you don’t like a ship politely ignore me shipping this) Parker dragging Hardison out for a walk? Or hardison being forced to go outside by nana then later bringing Parker to meet his new friend? Or Parker living with Eliot for years and hardison stumbles across them and they decide ‘yep ours’ like cmon- so many options.

And that’s just the beginning of my word spiral. Now onto sizeshifters, in this setting sizeshifters can only do ‘one or the other’ to a certain extent, there are really rare cases where a person can do either sizing, so OBVIOUSLY Eliot gotta be a giant shifter and what else other than hardison and Parker being tiny shifters? And Sophie obviously is one of the few exceptionally rare cases where she can go either side, really helps to sell her characters wether it’s Lara who’s 5’4 or Claire who’s 5’7, keeps people on their toes. Nate is just Nate, nothing else really fits unless he can shift both sizes but by only centimetres. Either way Eliot growing would cap at say 18 feet and Parker shrinking would cap at 9 inches, perfect for all those vents. Then we gotta have a pocket hacker, now the team can simply transport him to where he’s gotta go without him being seen or hurt. And Yknow Eliot can wrap around them and use himself as a shield for them from the world cause i ADORE that trope

Eheherm BORROWERS?? can’t forget them so OBVIOUSLY it’s an au meaning things are a bitty little different aka Sophie and Nate get to be married at this point because congrats for healthy(?) relationships ANYWAYS the main plot here is that the leverage ot3 are the borrowers, in Nate and Sophie’s home because what I’m imagining here is that Parker steals Sophie’s stolens then returns them a few days later like they never left the stand (Sophie 100% knows let’s be real, it may be the leverage ot3 but, cmon, it’s Nate and Sophie) Hardison could borrow like old phones and little gadgets to fix up and still be the best hacker ever because the man’s is smart gotta let him be smart, then Eliot could defend the two from any mice or spiders or literally anything he deems dangerous but also like the most competent borrower among each other. and like once one of them is ‘caught’ (Nate and Sophie knew but this is probably more “oh no can’t pretend we don’t know about them anymore” kinda situation) almost immediately after being caught (be angsty if you want but i like silly happy fun times) Parker and hardison decide ‘yes these humans make good parental type role models’ and proceed to take over the house within the hour to which Eliot just does his little eye roll and fond sigh and then help them and now Sophie and Nate have three actual little gremlins to watch over because i really love their found family dynamics

[tastlesstoast]

COLOR ARCHETYPES CHALLANGE 🌈 (Legacy Challenge :3) Info; This can be a completely base game challenge, bcuz why do all the rich people get to have all the fun??? This is similar to the Not So Berry challenge, with certain colors for sims and aspirations need to be filled out and jobs that need to be done. But with this challenge, we're going through the rainbow of colors and their archetypes/associations. There's two paths you can choose for this, negative and positive connotations. You can do one or the other, or maybe both if you wanna go through with that ;] Oh also be warned, I don't play the sims often. So I barely have an idea about any sort of achievements in this game... I don't know the collections you can get or any sorts o that stuff. Also I've never made a sims 4 challenge before, and have only dipped my toes in other challenges (b4 realizing SO many of them used packs I do not have and got sad and stopped). So, uh, hope you enjoy my first ever challenge tehe

Rules;

The sims looks need to be based around their colors, they need to REPRESENT their colors. So the red sim needs to wear red, orange wears orange, etc etc. (but ig this can be optional, if you're boring. Hehe, jk jk, but cmon man, this is like half the fun!)

Cheats can be used, but not excessively, and nothin that like makes the entire challenge just pointless. Don't cheat your way through jobs or aspirations >:/. But you wanna use a money cheat to get yoself a good house? Go ahead. You don't wanna wait like five years for your sim to give birth? Yeah just speed that baby up. Because I get it, I'm not a patient person either. you want that shit DONE.

Live wherever you please idfc, probably won't be any specified regions to live since there's like- what? 3? 4? in base game?? Yeah do whatever you want

Obviously, generation based. Not really a tradition Legacy challenge since the rainbow is like only six colors, so it'd only be six generations instead of 10. But yk if you wanna do 10 gens, add a few extra colors. Aka, six generations is yo minimum

Like every other legacy challenge, the generations gotta complete both the career and the aspiration. Bla bla bla bet ya know that already

Keep lifespan on normal. like yeesh, challenge yourself a bit. But if you forget uhm uh uh um whoopsy daisy, idc, I'm not the challenge police

Uhhhhh feel free to tweak this challenge if you'd like, or remix it to your pleasing. This is just a silly thing I decided to make because I'm poor and can't afford 40 dollar packs to do some challenge. If you rrrrich people wanna add some shit from your fancy little packs go ahead idc

Oh yeah and also this is color archetypes. The the the sims are based on the archetypes of colors. There's two different playthroughs, negative and positive. Do one or both or a combination of the two, idc, just have fun :3! POSITIVE PLAYTHROUGH Generation one: Red 🔴 Red is a very passionate and emotional color, it captures attention and elicits emotions. It has a lot of emotional connotations and is a very passionate color, often associated with energy, love, sexuality confidence and excitement. Traits: Romantic, ambitious, outgoing Aspiration: Soulmate Career: Entertainer Rules: Master career and complete aspiration

Master charisma and cooking skill

Make friends with at least 3 people

Have at least two children Generation two: Orange 🟠 Orange is a very energetic, cheerful and optimistic color! Orange is very uplifting and encouraging. It's a very creative and attention-getter of a color. It can be associated with creativity, positivity, warmth and spontaneity! A very go-getter of a color :3 Traits: Creative, loyal, goofball Aspiration: Neighborhood Confidante Career: Painter Rules: Master career and complete aspirations

Master charisma, comedy, and painting skill

Get the "socially gifted" trait as a child

Make at least five friends

Be best friends with your spouse Generation three: Yellow 🟡 Yellow is the color of sunshine!! It's such an optimistic color, it's inspiring, optimistic and joyous! It's inspiring and energizing, and it's the most visible color on the spectrum, and just like it's predecessors it's a very attention-getting color! (Aren't all warm colors like that?) It's associated with enthusiasm, warmth, creativity and mentality. Such a lovely color ^^ Traits: Cheerful, active, genius Aspiration: Friend of the World Career: Business

Master career and complete aspirations

Master charisma, comedy, and painting skill

Get the "socially gifted" trait as a child

Make at least five friends

Be best friends with your spouse

Generation four: Green 🟢 Finally, into the cool colors. Green is the color of life, it represents hope, nature, health, growth, etc. It's associated with prosperity, safety, hope and balance. It's both a relaxing and energizing color Traits: Loves outdoors, vegetarian, good Aspiration: Freelance botanist Career: self-employed, make money through gardening :3 Master career and complete aspirations

Master gardening skill

Generation five: Blue 🔵 Blue=sad connotations aside, blue is a very relaxing and calming color. It gives us peace, makes us feel confident and secure. It's an honest and reliable color, supportive and loyal too. So serene and orderly ^^ Traits: Neat, loyal, family-oriented Aspiration: Big Happy Family Career: Writer

Master career and complete aspirations

Master painting, violin and charisma skill

Have at least three kids

Have the Calm trait as a toddler

Generation six: Purple 🟣 Purple is my favorite color, hehe. Purple is such a royal color, ever since it's very beginning! It's a very spiritual color too, as well as mysterious and imaginative. It's encouraging, uplifting and inspiring. It enlightens us with wisdom and is very associated with fantasy and creativity. Born to the purple. Traits: Genius, outgoing, art lover Aspiration: Mansion Baron Career: Style Influencer

Master career and complete aspirations

Master charisma, painting and piano skills

Get the Top Notch Infant trait NEGATIVE PLAYTHOUGH Generation one: Red 🟥 We all know it, we all see it, we all feel it. Red is an aggressive and impulsive color. It's dramatic and angry, it's emotionally intense. It's provoking and dangerous, it indicates danger. Just with a glance, it tells you to stay away. It's impulsive and dominant. It's high visibility is an alert. Traits: Hot-headed, mean, self-assured Aspiration: Public enemy Career: Criminal

Master career and complete aspirations

Master Mischief skill

Be disliked by at least six sims

Leave someone at the alter Generation two: Orange �� Orange is arrogant and prideful, it can be insincere and exhibitionist. It isn't as aggressive as red, but still an attention-grabber. Orange is an impulsive liar, as well as just impulsive in general. Traits: Erratic, perfectionist, snob Aspiration: Chief of Mischief Career: Secret Agent

Master career and complete aspirations

Master mischief skill

Only gain levels in mischief skills through speaking interactions (aka no hand buzzer, voodoo, kicking trash cans etc etc)

Date two people at once Generation three: Yellow 🟨 Yellow is another impulsive color. Except completely on a different spectrum from orange. Yellow is insecure, cowardly, jealous and fearful. It can represent betrayal or danger. Yellow can be frustrating and disturbing at times. Traits: Jealous, Noncommittal, Materialistic Aspiration: Villainous Valentine Career: Self-employed. Make money anyway you can, even if you have marry into it

Master career and complete aspirations

Master mischief and charisma skills

Get caught cheating on your partner

Befriend sims then trash them ("Trash Another Sim" interaction), do this at least three times :3 Generation four: Green 🟩 Green is materialistic, greedy and envious. It can be judgmental of others, and envy is a BIG thing for green. After all, greed is just one letter away from green. Traits: Materialistic, Jealous, mean Aspiration: Fabulously Wealthy Career: Business

Master career and complete aspirations

Trash another sim five times

Flirt with someone married and convince them to leave their relationship Generation five: Blue 🟦 Okay now we can bring back blue=sad connotations. Blue is a sad and depressing and lonely color. It's passive and- conservative?? Yeah we gettin political in here now. It's cold and predictable. Just- its a really sad color. Traits: Gloomy, Loner, Perfectionist Aspiration: Big Happy Family (Female sim), Bodybuilder (Male sim) Career: Stay-at-home mom (Female sim), Athlete (Male sim)

Yeah, we ARE actually going this route. This is a traditional valued family. Sorry.

You actually don't gotta master the career or complete the aspiration.. I think it makes more sense if you didn't.. just try to get through life man.

Get your painting skill up but don't master it, and only paint sad paintings

Don't let your charisma or comedy skill go past level 5 Generation six: Purple 🟪 After being raised by blue, I think this only makes sense. Purple is a very emotional and sensitive color. It can be arrogant and immature. It can evoke frustration and sadness. Traits: Gloomy, erratic, hot-headed Aspiration: Bestselling Author Career: Writer (Author branch, specifically.)

Master career and complete aspirations

Whenever sim is feeling a negative emotion, like anger or sadness, make it known. Any interaction based on that emotion, such as complaining or yelling or fighting, do it.

Master violin skill, cuz thats a sad instrument right??

Write sad books when sad. Do this a lot. Be sad a lot and write sad books. No goal number, just be sad and write. And thats it :3! If you guys actually want 10 generations add more colors follow those archetypes and just you do you :P And if you do this challenge or even just tweak it a little I wanna see! Maybe I'll do a hashtag like #colorarchetypes or #colorarchetypeschallenge pshh I don't know how these things work '3'

[deadmegumi]

8, 10 + 2 if you're feeling heinous 😈 24 if ur not 😇

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

well MY special little noble is actually the most inherently just and pure of heart and when they win the throne there will be a thousand years of peace. Wdym inherent violence of feudalism that's not real. And while there has been a downtrend in this belief throughout the last five years it HAS influenced a lot of other discource subtly... most people have realized that the way to start fixing westeros's problems is not thru a nice feudal monarch, but they dont understand that abandoning this framework for character/plot analysis also means abandoning a lot of other framework. In the arya v sansa wars people still use feudal patriarchal definitions of femininity to decide who is the Best Sexy Feminist (preteen girl). In debates about morality for certain actions people excuse things because it aligns with the feudal code of ethics- a deeply flawed and violent code. See: ned HAD to take theon hostage because well we live in a society. Like i think it's important not to hold characters to the same moral standards that we hold people in modern times to, because their circumstances are so wildly different, but we dont have to adhere to THEIR feudal values when analyzing them because its only a detriment to their characters. They live in a society but WE do not... cmon guys...

10. Worst part of fanon

no one fucking draws these characters ugly enough. Asoiaf fandom has a plague of sameface ig model syndrome and it sucks cause george puts so much distinct personality even in minor characters and then people are like hmmmmm what if they had the same button nose and good chin that everyone else has. Brienne is ugly let her be ugly!!! Arya and jon have long plain faces u dont have to draw the teen/preteen kids as super defined and striking! Let the kids look like kids. I don't care how beautiful dany is let her be a 15 yr old. OR the instinct to make everyone best friends forever and soften the complicated dynamics btwn these characters. like modern aus where the starks are the benevolent rich people who adopted theon from his abusive trailer park family grind my gears like hes a child hostage from a powerful noble house and u cant erase such a defining part of his character bc you want everyone to be nice to each other. Also related to this is people making jaime nice/acting like asos was a redemption arc or that he didnt commit some uniquely horrific acts in agot/acok. His actions thru out the last two books are not the acts of a changed man they are the acts of a man who realized he can make choices based on empathy and reason not instinct. LAST thing which is something i dont reaaaaally see here much but i know the cunts on ao3 are doing it: the post canon thing where people want brienne and jaime to get married and have twelve kids. Fuck you eat shit and die brienne is not an incubator especially not for that lannister SLAG

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

cersei is not necessarily my fave but shes a character whose sexuality i often think of. In canon the only time she's had sex with a woman she's topped and every time she fucks a dude she's disassociating so hard shes on another planet. Even when fucking jaime shes like imagining herself in his body fucking him in her body. In the bulldyke cersei universe he's stone. The pants stay on during sex and so does the shirt and probably also the shoes. Cis gay guy cersei universe he already thinks being gay is emasculating enough so obviously he's not going to let anyone penetrate him. Transmasc bi universe its like you've never been strapped until you've been strapped by a dude who's never cum once in his whole life. THANK YOU!

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

"Daenerys is basically george bush because she uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well its a post 9/11 metaphor and uhhh well astapor is basically iraq and uhhhhh nuclear arms" "dany has never done anything wrong in her life and criticizing her means uhhhhh you hate women and abuse victims" "dany is a RAPIST and a RACIST and wants ALL BROWN PEOPLE TO BE SUBSERVIENT TO HER" "mirri maz duur deserved to die horribly for killing (checks notes) her enslaver" "dany is a colonizer (that's not what that word means. you need to look up what that word means)" brothers. Lets all link arms and kill ourselves

Jesus Christ this is long as hell. Sorry I got a lot of beef

[lamborghinitoothpull]

This is just me rating the jackass/cky crew member from one to five with how much I would get along with them (2000s edition obviously. It also includes unofficial members too):

Bam:

-3/5

-i think we have similar humour (very cryptic humour) and taste in general

-it’s weird that I gave him a higher rating bc I think he’s a huge asshole sometimes lol but we’re both huge fangirls and us fangirls gotta stick together okayyyy??!!?!!

Johnny:

-4/5

-the constant pranks would genuinely piss me off since he doesn’t know when to stop but we would be super chill with each other

-johnny is super easy going so I wouldn’t feel intimidated or anything

Raab:

-5/5 no doubt!!!!

-he’s an angel honestly

Stephanie:

-5/5

-she’s the coolest girl on earth and I would like to think we would be bffs hehe

Chris:

-2/5

-I love Chris but I do think we would argue a lot

-we both talk without really thinking so we would misunderstand each other all the fucking time omg

-plus our energies seem too different or maybe too similar I can’t tell

-I really want to be delusional and be like “we would be BFFs 😍😍!!!!” But I can’t sadly…..

Dico:

-4/5

-I can see us playing video games together and just chilling in silence

-it would feel super relaxed around him

Novak:

-1/5

-I don’t hate him

-we’re too different

Ryan:

-5/5

-I actually believe me and Ryan would be great friends

-like I can actually see us having those deep ass talks at like 3 am while high as shit

-also we would get each other out of our comfort zones which is a plus <3

Preston:

-2/5

-HES SO FUNNY SO SO FUNNY BUT I THINK WE WOULDNT BE CLOSE AT ALL

-he scares me sometimes

Dave:

-3/5

-things would be cool between us but I defo sense tension between us

-it’s not from a malicious place though

-maybe it’s difference in personality?? Idk

-but he’s a rad guy and is effortlessly funny

Steve o:

-2/5

-this one is painful for me bc steve o is my fave (apart from ehren and stephanie)

-I’d hate his guts lowkey like he’s just too much for me

Ehren:

-5/5!!!!

-now hear me out!! I know it sounds super biased bc he’s my fave and all but I really do think we would click very quickly

-is he annoying?? Yes. But I can be more annoying than him

-we would probably take a bunch of roadtrips together and do crazy shit

-I would also protect him I’m sorry actually no I am not apologising for being an ehren mcghehey apologist!!! He deserves some love and I’m gonna gladly give it to him I do not care!!!!!

-I see a lot of myself in ehren and I probably shouldn’t be proud of that but fuckkkkk like he really is like me!!!

-we can’t spell for shit, dumb asf,

RAKE F’KING YOHN:

-5/5

-I would not understand a word he would say to me but I have a huge soft spot for nerds </3

-i want him to rant to me about chemistry

Wee man:

-5/5

-it’s literally wee man hellooooooo???!?!!!

Jeff:

-5/5

-he’s hot

Jess:

-5/5

-I want him so bad like I would not act normally around him

-like I would constantly hype him up and praise everything he does

-I hate using this word be yeah fuck it I would simp for him

-honestly what is there to not like about Jess????? He’s THE dreamy drummer bf cmon now

Okay I’m forgetting a few other people but I’m tired and soooooo over this!!! Idk why I did this in the first place lmfao gn mwahhhh </3

[therealpontius]

For the fan fic requests: Steve-O and Pontius are on a camping trip or a Wildboyz thing. They have to share a tent and things get spicy

This might be alittle different than you asked and might not be so good sorry 😭

Plot: things get wild with the wildboyz

Warnings: drug misuse, violence, withdrawl,blood,NSFW

"Fuck sake!" Steve-o complained. As a punishment for being too hungover to even film for wildboyz that day, jeff gave the boys a tent and left them next to a random road that had a forest next to it were they could set up a camp.

Chris was obviously pissed but took the punishment better than steve-o who threatened to call the police multiple times. "Im going to call the cops!" He would groan through gritted teeth "cmon o' chill and help me set up"

It was already late so the boys had no plans other than to just go to sleep. "No fucking cuddles, im not gay" steve-o hissed while chris crawled into the cosy tent with him. "Stop being a douche, this isnt that bad when you really think about it" "yeah how? No chicks, no drugs, no anything!" "Yeah but you got me?" Steve-o just scoffed "im NOT a fruit" chris back hand hit him on the head "shut up and stop being so fucking negative" steve-o went into shock since he had never heard his friend be so aggressive but quickly broke out of it. "What the fuck!" He got up and straddled chris's waist, punching his face.

The withdrawal was getting on steve-os nerves more than he would like to admit. It had been hard for him to concentrate on anything all day, his body was shaking sometimes and he would get constant cold sweats making him feel ill. The last thing he needed was his 'buddy' being pissed at him.

"Shit!" Chris panicked, grabbing the scrawny mans wrists in a tight grasp to stop him from beating him up. "Let go of me you idiot!" He fought against him, chris could feel the blood from his lip roll down his cheek " you fucking hurt me you prick! Im bleeding! If i let go of your hands youll try kill me again!" Chris raised his voice, stopping steve-os angry squirming "fine ill stop" he rolled his eyes, chris reluctantly let go of his wrists.

Steve-o stayed put on his torso, making himself comfy right on his crotch "is it okay?" "Yeah its fine. What the fuck got into you?" Steve-o groaned in response, not wanting to talk about his withdrawal or even talk about himself at all. "Just needing some coke" chris let out a small giggle, not meaning to offend him "damn so i have blood allover me because of some drugs?" Without thinking he rested his hands on steve-os thighs "im sorry dude.. i really dont know why i done that" chris rubbed his thumbs in circles trying to sooth his friend.

Steve-o noticed this but decided not to say anything, it felt so good and he didnt want him to stop. He had had a crush on chris for god knows how long but had been too scared to admit it.

"Quite comfy?" Chris asked, referring to steve-o overstaying his welcome on his lap "oh shit sorry" purposely he grinded against chris while alwardly trying to get off him.

Chris had also had a crush on steve-o for awhile but didnt want things to go sour between them if steve-o didnt feel the same. When steve-o dismounted him and grinded against him he felt himself already getting hard.

Chris moved to his side to take his mind off steve-o sitting ontop of him, when he lay on the secret stash of weed he hid in his underwear for when steve-o was sleeping "what was that?" Steve asked, turning to face chris "nothing..." "you got food?" "No?" "Cause if you are eating, im hungry so" "its not food o' i swear, go to sleep" "is it fucking drugs?" Chris went silent to ponder what reply to give him "are you fucking kidding me on? Where the fuck is it?" Steve-o raised his voice "fuck sake! Its mine!" "But im having withdrawal! I could die dude" with a loud groan chris sat up, putting his hand into his boxers. Eventually he pulled out a small plastic bag that held a blunt and he flung it in between the two who sat with their legs in a basket "no lighter?" "Fuck sake" chris grumbled, unzipping his bag and pulling out the penis shaped lighter "fucking freak" steve-o mumbled, opening the small plastic bag to steal the blunt.

"You better share" chris added as the skinny man unzipped the tent and sat at the opening to keep himself dry but not make the tent musty. He took a long draw of it, enjoying the blazing feeling down his throat "auuu fuck, thats it" chris rolled his eyes, still lying down on the bed, steve-o sitting infront of him. "You want abit?" He offered, passing him the blunt "yeah.." after a draw he passed it back, steve-o scanning his face "whats wrong with you?" "What do you thinks wrong with me?" Both the men paused for a moment "your on your period?" "Fuck off" chris giggled, unintentionally. "Then what the fucks wrong dude?" "You stole my night time weed and your being a dick, im litterally bleeding as we speak" chris said referring to his cut that had not yet healed "were? From your vagina?" Steve-o shot back in a witty manner, making them both laugh. "I cant ever stay mad at you, you know me too well" "and thats why you love me so much" steve-o added to test the waters, passing the blunt back to chris. Chris lay his hand on the inside of steve-os thigh "thats why i love you.."

Softly chris glided his hand closer and closer to steve-os growing bulge, soft whimpers falling from o's mouth. Wordlessly chris handed the blunt that was almost finished back to steve, cupping his bulge with his big hand as soon as he placed it in his mouth. He let out a loud groan, chris scanning the side of his face carefully while moving his hand up and down the fabric of his boxers. Steve-o passed the blunt back "you finish" once chris grasped the blunt steve-o turned round and straddled him again, making sure his bulge was rested against is friends. While chris continued to smoke, puffing the air into o's face, steve-o grinded his bulge off chrises like a desperate dog "you look so pretty when your desperate for me" chris praised, his voice deep with lust in a way steve-o had never heard before.

Chris crushed the blunt onto the grass and flipped steve-o over effortlessly, sitting on him the way he was only seconds ago. Chris continued to pull both their boxers down, steve-o staring at him in either fear or confusion "are we really doing this?" He asked timidly "unless your not wanting to then fuck yeah" "yeah dude just get on with it". Chris looked down and admired the sight of both their hard cocks resting against the other .With his thumb and pointer finger he created a circle shape, moving it up and down just over steve-os tip. A soft grunt left steve-os lips that was probably more from surprise at the sudden sensation. "You like that?" Chris teased with a grin, steve-o just arched his back.

He stopped his teasing movements and leaned over to kiss him "HEY DUDE! NO?" Steve-o spat like their cocks werent literally touching "what are you so afraid of?" Chris asked seductively, rolling his hips forward to rub himself against the skinny man that looked up at him with suddenly soft eyes "fuck.. nothing just..." he trailed off, closing his eyes in bliss while chris continued to rub himself off his cock. While the opportunity was there, chris bent down again to kiss steve-o but this time he didnt swat him away and make a fuss. He pushed against his lips greedily. "Fuck, you changed didnt you?" "Chris just touch my cock before i decide to hate you again!" Steve-o playfully raised his voice, pulling away from the kiss.

Chris obliged, wrapping his hand around both of their cocks, sliding his hand over just the top. A loud groan slipped from steve-os mouth "oh fuck dude...thats incredible" "mhm..." chris groaned. He looked down at steve-o admiring how gorgeous he looked, god why cant he do this everyday.

The two continued like this for another minute before steve-o couldnt stop moaning, loud and gutteral only turning chris on more "fuck dude.. im like so fucking close" "same...your shirt, lift it so it doesnt get stained. Without hesitation steve-o ripped his own shirt off, dick twitching in chris's hand. "Jesus.. i cant... wait anymore" "just let go.. cmon" with a loud exaggerated moan steve-o came alover his chest, chris very shortly came too at the sight and the overwhelming pleasure.

Short panted breaths were the only noise that filled the air, the realisation finally hitting steve-o "dude, cmon get off, i need to wash" he sounded upset with himself, desperate to run away from this situation. Im not really gay right? Chris stripped his shirt off and started cleaning their mixed mess off his stomach, aware of his regret. "Why did you ruin your shirt?" "I dont know.. just wanna make sure your clean" steve-o scoffed but looked up at him in appreciation "thanks..."

They lay back down in silence "you dont regret it do you?" chris asked, feeling guilty "yeah i do. Im not gay" steve-o bit, turning round to face chris "no one said you were, stop getting uptight we are best friends". Did he just friend zone me? "Just cmon, no one needs to know" chris noticed something outside catching steve-os eye behind him"what? What is it?" Chris turns round to face where steve-o was looking to be met with a very small red light "what the fucks that?" He jumped up and ran for it, it was a camera, a small hidden camera that was facing the tent. "Oh shit.." steve-o mumbled.

They spent a whole hour trying to delete their now sex tape from the camera but were unsuccessful, it had been determined that it was one of theirs from the wildboyz sticker that sat at the bottom"i cant let jeff see this, no fucking way" steve-o growled, resting his head in his hand "we will just say that it got lost. Some animal came by and ran with it"

The whole night was silent from then on. Chris slept like a baby but steve-o got absolutely none, tossing and turning, not exactly regretting it but uncomfortable with himself.

The boys woke up to jeff blowing an air horn inbetween their heads, both of them jumping and staring at jeff like they wished death on him “wake up sleepy heads we gotta head” the crew had started lifting their luggage to the van so that they didnt take forever to pack it. “Too early, too fucking early” steve-o grumbled “whats wrong boys busy night?” Jeff smirks making both theirs face’s go red, he then proceeded to take the camera from under steve-os pillow. He smiled at their plum coloured faces “live camera…”

[justwantswafflefries]

Alrighty, I’m just gonna drop the inspo for the character designs lol

Pomni - Sidney Prescott (Scream) and Laurie Strode (Halloween) plus obviously Nancy (nightmare on elms street) and Sally (Texas Chainsaw Massacre). Really just stereotypical Final Girl outfit

Ragatha - mainly Tatum (Scream) and Lynda (Halloween) but some major inspiration also came from Allie (Terrifier 2) her whole stereotype is the best friend who only exists to make the main girl feel more relatable and then dies lol (yes. She did die like Allie did in the Terrifier Adventure)

Jax - really just a jock. Max Jägerman (Nerdy Prudes Must Die) was a pretty big inspiration. As well as Jason from Stranger Things. But personalitywise…. Stu and Billy from scream. Yes both at the same time. Go crazy guys. I’ve seen the art lol

Gangle - Drew Barrymore I mean Casey Becker (Scream). Pretty self explanatory. That scene is iconic. Also a bit of Tina (Nightmare on Elm’s Street). Also a tiny bit of Ruth (Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

Zooble - Zooble actually didn’t take any direct inspiration from specific characters. But their body parts are references to different movies. Most notably Saw, Candyman. I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There are some more hidden references too.

Kinger - Dick (The Shining) was the biggest one. Old man acts as harbinger and dies trying to save them. I also took some inspiration from Tony Todd’s character in the Final Destination series.

Caine - ….i mean cmon. Look at him. The fedoras a Freddy Krueger reference tho. Also I wanted Caine in a fedora.

Oh! And the Gummigang + Loolilalu have plans as well! Stay tuned! Thanks yall

THE AMAZING DIGITAL SLASHER AU MASTERPOST TW: Blood, violence, guns, knives, chainsaws, its a Slasher AU!

FAQ: Q: Can I make OCs/Fanart/Fanfiction? A: Yes! Of course you can! Be sure to tag us if you do! We would both love to see your work! Go crazy! Q: Can I ship? A: Yes! While there are no particular ships in this AU atm, we welcome all ships! The fun thing about this AU is that ANY horror movie can be an Adventure! So therefore really any ship could happen! Go crazy with the ships! Q: Nsfw? A: Keep in mind that both of us are minors! DO NOT TAG US! AND USE PROPER WARNINGS! THANK YOU! Q: Can I ask questions? A: Yes! We highly encourage any questions via the ask box! send them in! Q: Will there be comics? A: Maybe. There are plans to do a few, but they wouldn't be made until after July Art is done by the younger sister, idea and bios done by the older sister

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Oh would you look at that. I've been impaled

Bonus!:

Ragatha as Pearl from the X trilogy (For the Pearl Adventure I suppose)

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[himbopunk]

okay some relationship dynamics of hakim's veilguard cuz i'm thinking about it. Gonna talk major spoilers probably. this is super long also

obviously neve x lucanis x rook (hakim) is main ot3. lucanis is dating them both, he would and has killed gods for them.

rook and neve are. they're something nobody can identify. i think it could evolve more into romance the way they both are with lucanis after the endgame but they're not worried about it they don't really need to define anything. i think they wouldve worked more organically if they had gotten to have a longterm adventure sitch with varric like they might have expected, or if minrathrous didnt get fucked up how it did and neve was there the whole time, but i think. idk. theyre very much ride or die for each other and theyre like physically/sexually involved somewhat but usually only when lucanis is also there.

i could write a whole post about hakim and lucanis but like i love a rivaini rogue and an antivan crow. isabela would approve probably. theyre both so down bad for the other for so long, with lucanis hopelessly pining and hakim pulling his hair out because hes been trying to fuck this man from day one but its not working!!! i feel like the moment he finally lets things go and is like idk if hes even interested is when lucanis pulls out the almost kiss scene. Agh. I wanna write more about just them later

Also spite is involved with rook, but not with neve. in general we know spite is gunning for rook from day one but i think with the whole like, mind inprisonment thing and hakim specifically having a whole thing about freedom, when spite (determination) can understand that as their main motivator, it makes him even more like. invested idk. and hakim has no real qualms about spite at any point after like. idk hes rivaini and they have seers like taash says so the possession aspect doesnt weird him out but i think after time spent in the crossroads n with emmrich and manfred n stuff he has a certain respect for spirits' personhood (ig smth that having seers is a good primer for too)

bellara and neve i think are so cute together and definitely have something going on i like them so much. especially with neve being the only non rook person from the veilguard at her brothers funeral? cmon now. idk they both ground each other in a way, bellara needs someone whos a bit more focused and realistic (if sometimes fatalistic) and neve needs someone to pull her out of her own thoughts, and theyre both so good at just. Listening to each other and appreciative of the other hearing out their long rambles and rants. bellara bounces off story ideas or talks to neve while she tinkers cuz it helps her balance her mind and neve talks out cases to bellara cuz it helps to say it to someone sometimes but bellaras brain makes connections in way completely different from her sometimes. idk. theyre a good balance 2 me.

also bellara and rook are pretty close and like. okay in the "someone will die" "of fun" couples they are both the "of fun" for neve and lucanis is this anything. idk.

also rook likes going out in the "elf squad" team of him bellara and davrin a lot and they all have really stupid conversations probably thats the vibe. theyre all very competent and stuff individually but as a trio cannot rub two braincells together to spark a flame. (Mostly rook effect. theyre a himbo i must confess)

speaking of davrin. davrin has Something going on with lucanis but its mostly just vague homoerotic tension and rook Really wants them to work it out so they can be in between it.

rook and davrins relationship is like 90% shenanigans by volume. so much worse is taash is involved too i feel like the three of them get in so much trouble. lots of insane/stupid/dangerous stunts probably . i just think putting a monster hunter with a questionable relationship with death together with two lords of fortune (one of which is also a dragon hunter) is asking for trouble

idk they come off as friends who get into insane shit together and bro out and have random intense introspective emotional moments when everyones tired or burnt out or drunk out their mind

the last 10% is just rook oggling him. if lucanis wasnt making him an honest man or whatever theyd go for davrin in a second but like in a no strings fwb kind of way that he used to do w ppl more often which i dont think would end great..?

hakim has also declared himself assan's godfather but if you asked davrin hed say theyre more like a very chaotic uncle, fine to babysit but leaves them with you all hopped up on sugar (thinking about the scene where rook riles up assan and manfred and then just leaves davrin w them like that)

taash and hakim have both decided this is my little sibling now kinda. like not Literal but ykno, queer found family kinda way. they have a lot in common (lords of fortune, rivaini but multicultural and finding the balance, trans of gender and figured it out alongside some of the other identity stuff, single parent that they lost pretty tragically, etc), and i feel like they just attach to each other very strongly. i also get the sense that theres like some strong community values w rivaini stuff in a way that works there too. also while being in the lighthouse theyre kind of the others strongest connection to back home. idk. i do find it funny they both treat the other like the little sibling cuz like, taash is like 20? & hakim is 33 so he literally is the older one, but also he is small and throwable and kind of the last family they have left by the end of the game so theyre pretty protective of them

Harding my love.... harding and rook were the ogs and theyre best friends, they know more about the other than the rest do abt them regardless of relationship for a good portion of time and i think that adds a whole angle to him helping her w the dwarf stuff cuz its like. i know you, but theres this whole new part to you, and i wanna help you figure it out. idk. they love each other a lot.

rook was really enthusiastic about harding and taash too cuz these are like. Two people who cares the world for finding each other and they're rly good for each other

Also i feel like at least once harding rookand varric had to crash at hardings moms house and she fussed over him So much and its so bizarre to him partly cuz hes never rly had a mother but its conforting in that way of just. idk if youve ever had a close friend with a parent who basically adopts you (esp as a queer person or if youre both diaspora in an area fairly isolated fron yr ppl) but its some of those vibes.

harding is unfortunately the one who dies in my game and i hate it but like. it makes sense unfortunately as upsetting as it is for her to die after finding herself w the titan stuff or happiness w taash or any of it, rook knows she doesnt regret it and hakims whole thing is freedom and choices again so like. that means something. he does feel really terrible for taash though and i think he'd travel to ferelden to deliver the news personally to her ma

finally emmrich. i personally like emmrich a lot n wanna like, engage him more in other playthroughs but i think hakim does kinda see him a bit as this weird uncle figure. elder queer who you love and respect but who theres a definite disconnect between. i do think like, compared to taash and most the other team members that hakim is waaaay less bothered by the necromancy stuff. its not rly. His thing but most magic isnt so its fine. also i think he sees them a bit like. most of thedas find rivaini seers super weird so he kinda figures its a bit similar. & emmrich kind of sees spirits' personhood in a way that even the other party members dont fully and rook respects that a lot. idk he and emmrich both find the other like. Charming and intriguing if a bit strange but not like terribly so, and never enough to hinder their support of the others endeavors. hakims eyes do glaze over a bit despite his best efforts tho whenever hes in a team with both emmrich and bellara. he tries to stay engaged but nostly he asks occasional clarifying questions that furthers the infodumping and unfortunately his brain is very small

also rook loves manfred he is very attached. obv brought manfred back, hes trying to teach him wicked grace and emmrich is wary of hakim being...not the best influence but is indulging manfreds curiosity lmao

Also ofc emmrich here ends up with strife. this is already a million miles long w/o getting into npcs but rook is in full support of old man yaoi. they check in on and tease emmrich frequently

[sgojoenthusiast]

so this is what he likes?

armin x reader

summary:

armin figured out he wants to be dommed whilst watching an erotic film with reader. she fucks him when she finds out.

cw: smut obviously, reader is a woman, fluff if you squint at the end, dom reader, kissing, armin likes playing w boobs and having his boobs played with, virgin armin, they watch a sex scene together and things escalate, reader is a bit mean and confident, degrading, praise, pet names. recently edited - i swear i have better fics than this guys this was my first lol.

word count: 1.8k

likes, comments and reposts are deeply appreciated! <3 enjoy.

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The man on the tv whimpered as the woman on top of him slapped him harshly, grabbing onto his face and whispering dirty words into his ear.

As much as he wanted to, Armin couldn’t tear his gaze away from the screen.

In the past, he’s tried oh so hard to get an erection from the porn he’d watched on his phone, but it was all the same.

A man fucking a submissive woman blah blah blah.

He'd searched everywhere to find something he enjoyed, so that he was prepared in the future when he had sex for the first time.

With his lack of experience, he was scared he wasn’t going to enjoy himself, so he tried his best to find what turned him on, so that he could figure out what to expect.

You and Armin had been friends since the beginning of college. you had met during your english class you shared and really hit it off. you had everything in common, except your personalities.

Armin was timid and preferred to stick inside with his close group of friends, however you were confident and loud and enjoyed going out.

He liked this difference between you two. you brought out the hidden confidence in him buried inside and made him dare to try more risky activities just from a flash of your compelling smile.

He couldn’t deny his attraction towards you, you were perfect and so hot.

The screen flashes as the moans grow louder. you seemed unfazed at the sight before you, as if the erotic nature of the film was something you were used to. He wished he could say the same, but as his dick grew larger at the sight of the handcuffed man whimpering and pleading under the merciless woman.

He begged and moaned for release, sending heat straight to Armin's dick which he longed to free.

He'd never been so hard in his life so when he tugs the blanket you shared over his lap in an attempt to cover up, you look at him with a smirk on the corner of your lips.

Of course you had already seen the hardness of his cock, it was practically screaming at you.

So this is what he likes? you could get behind that.

you’d be dreaming about Armin for months. his soft skin and precious lips, you yearned to have them placed against yours as you fucked him into nonexistence.

You shift your body slightly, twisting around and moving closer to Armin and resting your head on his shoulder. The close proximity resulted in Armin tensing up as you drew circles on his knee.

He moves his head back slightly, turning his head to meet your eyes which were already on his face. Heat rushed to his cheeks as he continued to look at the tv out of embarrassment.

“Something wrong, Armin?” you asked, seemingly innocently, but Armin could see the hidden mischief behind your eyes.

Your hand crawled further up his leg, until you were millimetres away from his burning erection. Your thumb swiped slowly on his thigh as his breath began quickening.

What was he gonna do? You were seconds away from finding out he got hard from watching a man be dominated on tv! Oh you’re gonna be so weirded out-

“You don’t have to hide it from me, ‘min,” you said with an alluring grin on your sweet face. “I'm not gonna judge you, baby. After all, you should feel how fucking wet I am.”

Your eyes pierced through his, causing him to gasp as his cock twitched in his sweats.

“Cmon baby, show me that pretty dick of yours. I know you’re itching to free it sweetheart”

Armin felt flustered as your hand slipped underneath the blanket. How on earth did you know?

He wanted you so badly to touch him, but he just didn’t know how to tell you. So when you asked him with an endearing look in your eyes “can i touch you, baby?”, he nodded with such ferocity he felt his head would come off.

You grinned devilishly at his eagerness. “What if I kissed you?” you murmured against his lips.

“I-I- I don’t-“ he wanted to scream yes, but the words wouldn’t come out of his mouth.

“What? you don't want me to kiss you? speak clearly Armin.” you asked with a frown.

“N-no! that’s not it!” he stuttered. “please! i need you to kiss me” he whispered the last half out.

“Good boy.” you said as you brought your lips together. A moan slipped out his mouth as you slid your hand on top of his raging boner.

You slipped your tongue into his mouth as he ground his dick on your hand. He moaned lewdly as you sucked on his tongue.

He pulled away to breath, still not believing what was happening. The moans on the tv grew louder, in sync with Armin's rising voice.

You placed your lips on his neck and pulled down his sweats. “No underwear? did you know i’d end up fucking you tonight? Dirty slut.” you placed your hand on his pretty pink cock and slid it up and down gently; barely any friction.

His eyes widened as the insult slipped past your usual kind lips, however, your words just went straight to his dick and he whimpered and begged whilst grinding up harder on your hand.

“I- I need more.” he said with the little confidence he had. Your eyebrow raised as you tore your gaze from his leaking cock.

“More? you don’t think this is enough? greedy boy. Why should I give you more, huh? I’m touching you aren’t i?” Armin continued pleading, whispering words about how he’s been so, so good and deserves it and how needy he is for your touch. “Tell me, ‘min, is this your first time? Have you ever been touched like this before?” you stroked his cock slowly and gently.

He wasn’t expecting you to ask such things. He stuttered in his words, unsure of how you’d react to finding out he was a virgin.

“So you are a virgin? There's no need to be ashamed, sweet boy. I’ll fuck you nice and good, you’re all mine now, baby. Promise me this slutty cock wont touch another woman?” you gripped his dick tighter to punctuate your mean words.

“I- I promise! Please just use me, touch me! do anything please, I promise I wont fuck anyone but you! I need your touch…” he whined, back arching.

Satisfied with his answer, you pulled away, and just before he was about to complain, you demanded, “take your shirt off and the rest of your clothes. now.”

He pulled the blanket off his knees, it now lay on the ground, and tugged his sweats off the rest of the way. He finished by pulling his shirt off, causing his hair to ruffle.

You did the same, you pulled off all your clothes and your underwear, so that you both were bare under each other’s gaze.

Armin gulped as he saw how wet your pussy was. You grabbed his chin and brought your mouth to his ear, nibbling slightly before saying, “eyes up on mine, Armin”

You encased him between your arms as you planted both your hands on the arm rest, trapping his head.

He brought his knee up between your thighs, earning him a quick smile as you began grinding your soaking pussy on his knee, never breaking the eye contact you held.

You moaned softly and Armin smiled whilst you bit your lip.

“You've been such a good boy for me, ‘min, yeah? Do you want a reward? Want me to fuck you?” his eyes beamed and chants of pleas and yeses fell out his mouth.

You grabbed Armin's dick firmly and hovered over it, lowering your hips down to meet your sopping hole with his erection. Armin bit his lip in suspense and excitement.

His first time ever got to be with you. He was the luckiest man on the planet.

You both moaned in unison as Armin's lengthy cock entered you. “Shit- you’re so big, ‘min. gonna fuck me full, huh? fuck yes-“

His dick twitched inside you as you praised and complimented him.

As you got used to his length, you began to move your hips slowly, causing him to hiss in delight.

Your cunt grew more needy for Armin so you sped up your movements until you were bouncing swiftly on his lap, pulling his head back by his hair and moaning uncaringly loud with your head thrown back.

Armin lifted his head up to meet your neck, his gaze slid down to your breasts bouncing along with your hips. His hands slid upwards along your smooth skin until he reached your pretty tits. He squeezed your skin and pinched your nipples, mesmerised by the sight in front of him.

You noticed armin’s infatuation with your tits and wondered how he’d react if you slid your hands down his back and around his torso to play with his nipples-

“Aghh! Nghhh-“ his hands which were palming at your tits, now grabbed on yours which were playing with his.

Fuck he felt like he was about to explode.

“I- I’m gonna c-cum. Please!”

“Shit, Armin. Can you hold on a little longer for me, baby?”

He whined as he threw his head back. You tore one of your hands away from playing with Armin's pretty nipples, and instead grabbed his hand and led him towards your throbbing clit.

He hesitated a moment before moving his thumb. You swore at the contact, causing Armin's eyes to widen. He wanted to make you feel good. Wanted to make you cum.

He applied more pressure and speed, your head fell onto his shoulder so you sucked and bit on his neck, bringing the hand that was guiding Armin's back to his nipple.

Armin couldn’t hold it any longer. The feeling of you bouncing on his dick, playing with both his nipples and moaning and kissing against his neck was too much.

“I can’t hold it in-“

“Cum for me, baby” you panted.

That's all he needed to hear in order for him to release his heavy load inside you.

Seconds after, with the combined feeling of Armin rubbing your clit and his pretty cock hitting your g spot, you folded and came hard on his dick.

Armin whined and cried as you tightened around him and your grip on his tits hardened.

You placed your forehead against his, and breathed slowly.

His dick still rested inside of you as he asked, “does- does this mean you like me? or was this just…”

You smiled slightly. “‘min, you caught my eye the second i saw you. Of course I like you.”

You slipped off him carefully, both of you winced. you were just about to get off him and clean yourselves up when armin’s head collapsed on your shoulder. Before dozing off he whispered, “I like you too.”

[notquiteaghost]

the thing abt bruce wayne is he will go out his way to torture himself for the sake of others cuz he has, yknow, deep n profound trauma. and the thing abt clark kent is he knows that about bruce, obviously, as anyone who has managed to wriggle past bruce's defenses does, but there is knowing it and Knowing It

so. bruce is in love with clark. he realised this after clark & lois got together, because he is an emotionally repressed idiot (dick: hey what are you & clark doing for valentine's i need ideas / bruce: wh. why would we be doing anything / dick: you're dating??? cmon B i have eyes / bruce: no we aren't / dick, with great disbelief: uh huh. sure), and because he is a compulsively self-sacrificing emotionally repressed idiot he decides he is going to just pine away forever because clark is dating lois and they're good together. insert typical 'lowest self worth known to man' bullshit. bruce will be clark's friend and that will be enough!!!!

except. dick asks clark if he and bruce are dating, again in the 'i know this to be true i am giving you the opportunity to admit it to me so i can stop pretending like weekly dinner isn't date night' sense, and clark goes oh. oh damn we are huh. lois did you know i'm dating bruce??? to which lois says yes, obviously, christ you have the weirdest blind spots

and clark is like. well we don't kiss or have sex or??? ...bruce is ace isn't he. cool okay. i am a good boyfriend who respects my repressed idiot's boundaries so i won't make him talk about this i will just follow his lead.

We Continue Like This For Years.

eventually they do get a clue. probably when jon is five or so & clark is asking bruce for his opinions on schools n it finally twigs as weird, the amount of consideration clark is giving to bruce's thoughts, & bruce is like. it IS ultimately yours and lois' decision. and clark frowns n says "i know you're not his biological parent but obviously you still have a say". bruce stares at him for a very long moment experiencing a sinking kind of deja vu then says "why", and clark frowns harder, because they? talked about this?? bruce agreed to be involved in raising jon??? just like clark is involved in raising bruce's kids??? bruce you are aware we are co-parenting???

and bruce, his whole world tilting to the left and suddenly looking completely different, says "do you think we're dating". clark says "do you not?" and bruce says "sometimes i can be incredibly stupid. how long have we been dating". clark says "wait have you never kissed me because you thought we were just friends–" and bruce kisses him

[pansy-picnics]

YESSSSSSSS YES YES GOD. OH MY GODDDDDD. RIPPING MY SHIRT OFF LIKE THE HULK. YOU GET IT OP. I LOVE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS (Says the aroace guy . Like okay fork found in kitchen cmon now)

No cuz LISTEN. romance and attraction is something that is constantly front in center in society as a whole….its a lot more understood than friendship or familial relationships. so it probably makes SENSE to hugo at least in concept.

Attraction is understood by a lot of people as like a biological instinct (And obviously its more complex than that but thats the most Basic idea thats been held for most of history i think). And hugos definitely been Attracted to people before. I think he kind of just sees it as a nuisance tbh. He just tries to gaslight himself into pretending it isnt there.

But platonic love….you dont have that physical reaction yknow??? I mean ive had what i can describe as platonic “crushes” before but it’s different….It could be different for other people ofc but in my experience platonic love kind of sneaks up on you. You might not even really notice its there. One day you’ll just be looking at someone and you’re like, “oh yeah. This one. Theyre the one. Theyre safe.”

They affect you in little ways. like influencing the way you think or the way you speak and you dont notice until someone points it out. You’ll pick up on words they use and everyday things will make you think of them. ITS JUST. GAH!!! I LOVE PLATONIC LOVE!!

I think platonic love is SUCH an important part of hugo’s general role in the story because like….This isnt his first rodeo remember? Hes done jobs for donella before. Hes probably crushed on a few people before. Maybe even people hes worked with. But clearly its never affected his performance before. none of these crushes have Permanently rewired his brain and this perspective he has of the world.

The reason team radical has such an impact on him is NOT just bc she’s gay for varian. It’s bc ALL OF THEM are the first people who have just Genuinely cared about her, with no ulterior motives, no strings attached, no romantic connotations, no nothing. Theyre the first people she’s actually connected with and felt like she could be herself around. and they’re the first to actually able to counter these mindsets that are so Natural to her- these mindsets that it’s every man for himself, that relationships are all temporary, and that she’s not fundamentally deserving of love. Varian, nuru and yong showed hugo a new perspective on life. ALL OF THEM DID!! NOT JUST VARIAN!!!

Its why platonic varigo is genuinely so important to me and one of the reasons i think varigo are the “best friends first/lovers second” kind of couple. its also why i dont really like them having chemistry like right off the bat. Because like…Them being friends first is the only reason their relationship as it is is even possible. Neither of them really had friends their age before and thats Why they really connect.

if it wasn’t for varian just…being a good friend, and him, nuru and yong all collectively showing hugo this new outlook on life….team radical would have just been another means to an end. Sure maybe hugo would’ve had a little crush on varian or found him attractive, but it wouldn’t have made him like, quit his whole job. He would’ve just done the work and moved on with his life. he wouldn’t have FALLEN IN LOVE like he did. Love and attraction are two different things and hugo didnt just have a crush on varian, he fell in love with him. and he fell in love (platonically, of course) with yong and nuru too.

THATS what changed him!!! Genuine human connection and love!!! It had nothing to do with romance!!! And i feel like people just tend to focus on the yaoi or whatever when like…It means nothing if we aren’t seeing hugo form these bonds with the group as a whole and watching his outlook change as a result! without the core feature of genuine human connection and friendship the yaoi wouldn’t even EXIST!!! 😭😭😭

I especially need more library/betrayal scenes with the whole group bc it genuinely makes me so mad when they’re Just about varigo and nuru and yong are just. Left behind? NOBODY EVER WRITES NURU AND YONG REACTING TO THE BETRAYAL…..NOBODY WRITES THEM HELPING HUGO WHEN VARIAN GETS POSSESSED. THEY’RE JUST. LEFT BEHIND AND THEN THEY SHOW UP AT THE END WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR GROUP HUG OR WHATEVER….SOMETIMES NOT EVEN THAT!!!

IT BREAKS MY HEART BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT JUST SIDE PIECES TO VARIGO!!! 😭😭😭 GAHHH. I NEED MORE TEAM RADICAL JUST ALL BEING BEST FRIENDS AND LOVING EACH OTHER!!!!! I NEED YONG AND NURU TO PLAY A PART IN THESE MAJOR PLOT POINTS TOO!!!!

I feel like we don't talk about how Hugo would be weirded out by the concept of having friends enough. Like we all pretty much agree that Donella, while maybe not being outright abusive, was at least not an amazing parent figure and made Hugo live a life that wasn't super healthy. But I haven't really seen anyone talk about how he probably has never felt platonic love.

I like the idea that it wasn't Varian that convinced Hugo to leave Donella, it was Nuru and Yong.

Hugo would have at least had a crush before, if not an actual relationship, he's aware that liking someone made you want to do stupid stuff, like quit your job, abandon your mother figure, and live with them for the rest of your life, but wanting to do that sort of stuff for someone you have no attraction to whatsoever? Huh?

I just love the idea that while Varian was a huge part in changing Hugo, it took friendship with no hint of romantic connotations to finally win Hugo over.

[sartetsu]

As your wife, it’s only fair I send you your first ask on this new blog.

Anyway, how about Noya with a tutor who helps him during exam season?

And so, this routine has been going on for a while. Until Noya realizes he’s caught feelings.

(Bonus points if Tanaka’s part of the study group and caught on early on and has been trying to set up his friends for months, but they’re both oblivious shits)

CATCHING FEELINGS FOR THEIR TUTOR

characters. Yū Nishinoya

authors note. you read my mind with the tanaka bit wifey

warnings. like one swear word 

You and Tanaka have been pretty good friends since middle school. You always helped with school in which you succeeded, and he did not. 

Exam season was approaching, and of course, Tanaka was going to seek help from the smartest person he knew, which was you. 

Originally, it was only supposed to be you and him, but all the second years hopped on forming a little study group.

In return for each session, a different one would buy your dinner.

Now Noya had the most trouble. He wasn’t understanding half the shit coming out of your mouth, so he’d stopped paying attention. He started randomly leaving the room, drawing on everything, going on his phone, etc., you get my point. 

this study group ended up becoming a regular thing and you ended befriending them all but seemed to spend the most time with Noya.

You always sat next to him during studying, not only cause you were the only one in the group to get him to chill tf out, but you two became really good friends, even hanging out at school. 

Many found you balanced each other out- Noya was a hyperactive wild ferret, and you, well, were not. 

Hell, people thought you two were dating now.

You honestly enjoyed his company and thought he was a good person. He had a good heart and stuck up for not only his friends but what he believed in. 

Tanaka, of all people, was the first one to notice that spark between you both. His two best friends were falling for one another and didn’t even know it- and he’s the dumbass

So for his job as one of your best friends, he was going to try and make you admit your feelings. 

Now Tanaka would do the basic “best friend trying to set up their two best friends” thing, often bringing one of you up to the other or constantly asking about one of you. A few times he would make plans but suddenly “couldn’t make it,” leaving you too alone

Spoilers: it didn’t and it actually made you both think he liked the other.

Noya ended up asking Tanaka if he liked you, and that made him realize his plan failed. 

Tanaka ended up explaining himself and then told Noya he thought he liked you. 

“Do you like Y/n?” 

“..No?”

“Are you sure?”

“...”

Basically, that's how that convo went...

But obviously, Noya wasn’t going to admit it- sure, he thought you were smart and attractive. He was shit at memorization, but he remembers your favourite food and song. He noticed that your eyes would light up when you talked about your current obsession and how excited you would get when someone was interested in it too. 

But that doesn’t mean he likes you.

Right?

Noya being Noya would be in denial for weeks but suddenly, at 3 am while he’s on his phone, it would just hit him. Instantly would call up Tanaka, screaming that he liked you- both his mom who he woke up and Tanaka would tell him to shut up and that they could have told him that months ago. 

Now it was time to tell you:)

There was no plan, as soon as he realized he wanted to tell you right away. Noya was going to call you that night, but Tanaka told him to wait in person. 

So that morning, we all know that man's sleep schedule is wack cmon, he was so excited to go to school, omg-

When he got there, he practically ran looking for you. 

You happened to be at your locker when you heard your name being screamed down the hallway, and when you looked, you saw him running at you at full speed.

Before you had time to process what was happening, Nishinoya screamed, “I like you,” slapped his hands over his mouth and ran off in a panic.You kind of just stood there, and people walked past you with the most confused looks, and you just smiled before rushing to go find him. The first place you looked was the gym for obvious reasons, and you were right- Noya was leaning against the side of the building. 

You walked up to him, proceeding to scare the shit out of him. Leaning against the wall, the two of you sat in silence. 

It was killing you, so you had to say something,

“Noya?”

“Yeah..?”

“I like you too.”

No one could ever describe the pure genuine shock and excitement on his face. 

Oh, you definitely bet that Tanaka dragged the whole team to watch this go down.None of them were impressed.

They were just like, “well fucking finally.” The two of you caught them, and together, you beat up Tanaka but also thanked him at the same time.

a few months ago you were helping him barely pass math finding him the most annoying thing ever and now you were happily in a relationship with him;)

[kwonhoshi0]

one | the dare

navigation | reqs : open | JULY 6TH 2021

character : katsuki bakugou

genre : angst, fluff, crack

words : 1.2k+

themes : pining, ongoing fic, truth or dare, angsty, fluff, kissing

masterlist

synopsis : bakugou isn't one to back down from a dare, so when he's dared to make y/n fall in love with him, he does just that, not expecting to fall in love himself

your quirk : telekinesis, you can make yourself float and occasionally fly, your hair lifts up as well, you can use your hands and mind but usually use your hands since it stabilises the power, you can also transfer power into any limb you desire which gives it strength for however long. if you use too much your nose bleeds and you can faint.

listen to : cigarette daydreams | cage the elephant please never fall in love again | ollie mn let's fall in love for the night | finneas

these are all on my "bakugou." playlist on my spotify : VIYA.

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TIME : 8:45pm

"the girls are going to be here in 10 minutes sooo why don't we play truth or dare until then!" denki smirked looking around the circle of boys.

( this game is a little different, you spin a bottle and whoever it lands on first has to ask the second person it lands on and the second person picks a piece of a paper out a bowl getting either "t"or "d", there are more truths in the bowl than dare" )

"seems cool!" kirishima agreed sipping his soda as sero and some others agreed, "bakubroo you in?" denki widened his eyes at him "do i have a choice?".

"no no you do not!", groaning the blonde mumbled out a "fine" making everyone cheer.

sero placed a bottle in the centre of the circle, the first time it landed on kirishima and then todoroki who picked out a piece of paper with a small "t" written on it. "hmm todoroki, who is your best friend?" as soon as the question left the red-heads mouth everyone groaned knowing the answer .

"y/n" he stated "WE ALREADY KNEW THAT SHITTY HAIR" the angry blonde yelled, "i wanted to start off easy!!" kirishima defended.

the next round the bottle landed on sero and bakugou who got "t", "bakugou, who out of the girls do you find a worthy opponent to spar with" sero smirked, "probably l/n, before either of you say shit it's because she doesn't hold back".

"ugh i love y/n, she gets annoyed at me a lot though" denki thought out loud pouting, "that's because you record her doing random things because it gets you views" ojiro laughed.

"HEY WELL, i didn't know she'd be so popular on tiktok when i first included her, and all she did was glare at the camera" he fake sobbed.

"denki did you not see the tiktoks after kacchan's fight with her? they just sat out of breath sweaty and that got millions of views" midoriya spoke pointing at bakugou.

after their little discussion the bottle landed on kirishima and denki, "denki who do you like" he immediately blurted out, "i thought that was obvious?.. jirou obviously".

"was that meant to be a secret" bakugou raised an eyebrow at the red-head, "I DIDN'T KNOW MAN!" he yelled in fake annoyance as everyone laughed.

this time the bottle landed on denki and bakugou who finally got a "d", "FINALLY OKAY, time to give you an impossible dare" the electric boy fake cackled, "i dare you to make y/n fall in love with you!"... silence.

"denki don't you think that's a bit harsh" midoriya whispered, "hey cmon y/n doesn't have time for boys or need them, bakugou will finally fail at something" he smiled at the blonde who only rolled his eyes.

"seems like a shitty idea" he stated as todoroki agreed, "cmonn bakugou you're not a chicken are you?" denki teased clucking.

"coward" he added making the blonde glare, "FINE DUNCE FACE" he yelled, the other boys groaned.

and as if on cue you walked in.

"mina forced me to be here" you stated sitting in between midoriya and todoroki who made space for you, mina waltzed in after followed by the other girls.

"we're playing truth or dare tonight" todoroki explained to you as you felt a pair of eyes on you, many actually as if waiting for you to do something.

"why are you all staring, meerkats fuck off" you sat with your legs crossed staring into the ceiling "you just look very pretty" sero quickly made up an excuse not lying.

"thanks sero" you mumbled as uraraka hugged you from behind muttering something in your ear "bakugou keeps staring at you" she giggled, you rolled your eyes turning back to the circle "so?".

"sooo you'd look cute together" she smirked giving you a quick forehead kiss crawling back to her place.

a couple rounds went by, this time landing on denki and bakugou, "dare again bakugou!, i dare you to kiss the person opposite to you".

the room went silent looking at the person opposite him, unfortunately that was you and you were trying to fix a thread loose on todoroki's shirt, "y/n" he looked at you as you gave up using your hands and tried using your quirk instead "shut up i've got this" you spoke looking up.

"oh shit, who died" you sat down as the circle peered at you, "apparently you" jirou snickered, "why did i die" you asked a little scared, "you have to kiss a pomeranian" momo answered grimacing.

"fuck i got a dare? we don't have a-" but you shut up as she pointed to the pomeranian in question.

denki burst out laughing as you sighed staring at the boy, i mean this couldn't be too bad right.. at least it isn't mineta.

you basically chanted the last sentence in your head as the group pushed you into the middle.

thankfully the music in the background meant it wouldn't be completely silent so you stared as you both kneeled in front of each other, "surprised you're not screaming" you joked.

he rolled his eyes staring at your features "yeah me too", you inched your face closer to his, his face now a shoe away but before you could come any closer he grabbed your jaw with his thumb and pointer immediately pressing his lips to yours.

you flinched a little in surprise but relaxed into it, he momentarily pulled away noses still touching and placed another hand behind your neck to deepen the kiss prodding his tongue at your lips as if asking you for permission which you granted but only for a second, you pulled away first.

his hand left your jaw as his eyes met yours, his crimson eyes stared into your e/c ones, but you took this as an opportunity to tease him so you looked into one eye switching to the other and then his lips before pushing yourself back into your seat.

the others basically yelled as you both got seated "holy fuck" you thought.

a/n : hi sorry i was going to write more but it's 2am and i have college </33 hope you like ittttt🕺

also if you simp for deku make sure to check out my slow burn uhhh and that's all gn! (on wattpad : blastyfics )

im not too sure about this but 🕺🕺 first updates will be on wattpad as welll it’s called short bnha fics . next chapt will be out soon <3

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