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the microplastic accumulation must go crazy in vampires

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do you ever think about that joke people seem to love that's like, "why do mothers always say 'my baby is 24 months old'? no, [woman's name] your child is 2." as if it's not extremely obvious that mothers who state their baby's or toddler's age in months are dedicated to keeping track of the child's development and looking after them appropriately, which at that stage is, yes, important right down to the exact month. and mothers are answering this way because that's the number they have in their heads from spending so much of their time dedicated to the wellbeing of their child, not because they're being pedantic or annoying or whatever it is people are projecting onto these women. and it's never, "why do dads always say 'my baby is 24 months old'?" it's specifically always mothers who are made fun of for this, and they're literally just being made fun of for being good, diligent, dedicated mothers.

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con actually sucked so bad i got roofied on day 1 and then kept getting bothered by a man when i was talking to a very interesting lesbian on day 2 and by the time i got out of like 3 boring conversations with different people(AND THE FIRST GUY TRYING TO FOLLOW ME AROUND THE HOTEL AND ONTO THE ELEVATOR DESPITE ME SAYING NO DIRECTLY SEVERAL TIMES AND MAKING UP MULTIPLE EXCUSES) it was 6am and nobody was doing anything and then i cried(privately) on day 3 because an acquaintance didn't recognize me out of costume and was really cold to me when i said hi + everything caught up with me and then i got back to my room and my roommate complained about my other roommate for 2 hours because he left like a soda can out

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genuinely one of the most annoying things is when you criticize religion and someone has to come in like umm 🥺🥺 but the text has been altered over time through faulty translation 🥺🥺 if you look at this one rare version of the text from several hundred years ago as practiced in one town maybe from a certain angle while hanging upside down you can see that my god didn’t MEAN for all of this misogyny and rape and slavery and conquering and cruelty to happen in his name 🥺🥺 or maybe even her name or their name 🥺🥺 if we all returned to the TRUE version of the faith you’d see that it was good all along 🥺🥺 like girl ! i do not believe in your god. he cannot be misinterpreted because he is not real and has not spoken. the church is an institution which is made up of people! it preaches certain values and arranges certain orders and has an obscene level of influence in our supposedly secular government, and all of these things are carried out by people with agendas who have the arrogance to believe they are imbued with divine authority. a religion is precisely what it is in practice and nothing more or less!

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

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LOL Im Your Only Friend Im Not Your Only Friend But Im A Little Glowing Friend But Really Im Not Actually Your Friend But I Am

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reblog maps

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just saw a post about how 19 and 30 is ok and someone added onto it that they were 40 and their last gf was "half" their age and that people are just pearl clutchers. hey guess what that bio looked like Lol

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con in literally 3 days and i said i won't crunch but i've been puking HHHhhhh this is literally my last day off before i leave

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This needs a caption

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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More of Skade, my dnd eldritch knight fighter.

Censored because of this website, unfortunately

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a lesbian softball tournament in park slope, brooklyn, photographed by morgan gwenwald and published in the lesbian almanac, june 1996