pearwolf

[pearwolf]

How every controversial poll on tumblr goes

Poll: is it okay to take a giant smelly diarrhea shit in the middle of a restaurant

Options: No (I’m a facist): 31% of votes

Yes (based): 69% of votes

Smolbeenboi: why are there so many people voting no? It’s literally a part of queer culture to do this

Karl-marx-stan: no voters, just say you hate homeless people

BakuDekuBDSM4Ever: I didn’t know there would be so many kinkshamers here smh…. Puriteens strike again

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smarter things have also been done in the name of lesbianism but that's neither here nor there at the moment

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i think i just had a regular human experience

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my infant death

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I don’t know why this caption made me laugh so hard

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he's immortal. he's bisexual. he's french. he's a mama's boy. he's a rockstar. he's a whore. he has a god complex. he tastes like vermouth & annihilation. he's the object of everyone's desire. he's 5'11 on a good day. his waist is snatched. he heard ur hearts dancing. he's a dog person. he has never paid alimony. he is not fond of organized religion. when he's tired he's not as kind. he has never shut up in his life, not once.

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making my friends in attendance of a con i'm missing buy me weird vampire merch 🙏

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People who wear glasses: do you take them off when eating?

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would love to comment on rpf about myself like "my dick is smaller than what you suggest here"

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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

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Diagram of my kitten who fell asleep on my lap that i drew through tears. Pleawse. I cant get up

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a cookie chain is trying to poach me rn and i kinda wanna go but the interior is so hellishly bright white in all of their locations

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this is literally one of my favorite images ever i'll never get tired of it

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why whenever they make a "mirrored version of a patriarchal world" it's always a comedy. funny funny men are acting like brainless things. truth it should be horror. like go make some mirror of patriarchal society but it's not women oppressing men it's idk some aliens oppressing men. taking away all men's bodily autonomy and rights and men fully believing this is the right way. the holy way idk. try posing this as a comedy :/

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i trust my mutuals to overlook it when i say blatantly self contradictory things. they understand that i am a complex and multifaceted icon on their screen

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I Want Your Girlfriend To Be My Girlfriend Too - Submitted by: fastman27

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