mainblog. 19 yrs old ⚢ oldschool egl enjoyer. i sew and play ttrpgs and cosplay (competitively sometimes) but this is not my cosplay blog
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Psssst
Y’all wanna see some rare puppies?
Red Wolves (Canis rufus), Pups are four weeks old
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a man will hold a gun to your head and be like “if men and women are so equal why am i holding a gun to your head 😂”
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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au
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au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd
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The person who wrote "I supported Amber Heard when I thought she was beating Johnny Deep's ass unprovoked" should win the Nobel Prize in Literature
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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects
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I can’t believe some people really think that if you’re against porn and prostitution, then you’re also against sex. Painting us as conservative puritan bitches is just a lazy way of ignoring what we’re saying.
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stop smoking spice with the mice and come shoot dope with the pope
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where's that pixelated drawing of the guy throwing up with the caption about being too nice to people/ i just remembered at ktsu i was joking and picking up my friends/random ppl who asked at a party and this guy was like can i pick YOU up and since i think nobody is insidious ever while im drunk i was like haha okay and then he groped me really bad while i was in the air
#im getting back my ktsu memories like one at a time#killing him instantly if i see him again#this was the guy that then followed me around the con even when i told him to leave me alone point blank multiple times lol
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im still thinking about "his wife has filled his house with chintz to keep it real i fuck him on the floor"
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