#french!sirius black

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Tout est de ta faute

James, sighning: Yeah, I know

Sirius: Since when do you speak french?

James: I don’t, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks

[del-stars]

james getting really stressed out when regulus and sirius are speaking heatedly in french meanwhile they're just discussing where they want to go to dinner

[norry-yippee]

New Regulus Black variant just dropped

[missmoonfrost]

Remus and Sirius in line at the supermarket

Girls behind them: *speaking French* Sirius (muttering under his breath): Some people clearly think they're the only ones who know French. Girls: *continuing speaking French* Sirius: *embarrassedly smiling* Remus: What? What are they saying? Sirius: They're talking about my arse. Remus: *grabs Sirius' arse, turns around, and winks* Girls: *gasps, clasp their mouths, and run off behind the nearest shelf* Remus and Sirius: *laughs uncontrollably* Sirius: What? You don't think I deserve a little appreciation? Remus: No one talks about your arse in a language I don't understand.

[lexithwrites]

my roman empire is imagining remus quietly walking out of sirius's room at like 3am and then turning around to see james coming out of regulus's room and they both just stare at each other for a long time before going downstairs and silently drinking beers together not discussing it

[gaybeanman]

I love French black family

Regulus who has a French accent that slowly fades the longer he's away from home but becomes so strong when he's scared or excited he speaks French (it drives James mad)

Sirius who stopped speaking French when he ran away and hated his accent for years until he reconnected with regulus and when he and remus started dating and his life clicked back in place he started speaking French again

After they reconnected and regulus joined him at the potters place (it's canon) they went on a trip to France for 2 months to bond and connect to there roots (they almost killed echother so many times) when they came back they started arguing in French and just in general talking to echother in French like they did when they where kids

[that-bitch-kat3]

you know a wolfstar fic is good when you need to pull up google translate in another tab

[roalinda]

French Sirius Black this, French Sirius Black that. What about a posh pureblood British Sirius Black who has been reluctantly homeschooled into learning French and uses it to speak to an equally posh pureblood British James Potter who has been reluctantly homeschooled into learning it as well, just to scheme their private pranks while the whole Hogwarts thinks they are waxing poetry.

[mo0ns-and-stars]

A normal day at the Potter-Blacks:

Harry 5 y.o: Dad, je peux avoir un lézard ?

James: ???

Harry *frustrated*: Daaaaaddddd

James 'hates it when Harry is upset' Potter-Black: Uhm yes sure sure my love.

Harry: Yeyyyyy

Sirius:...

James: What?

Sirius:...

James 'slightly panicked' : Pads!?

Sirius: So you are getting a Lizard now?

James: Regulus is going to end me...

A few hours later...

Regulus: James...

James: *looking everywhere but Regulus*

Regulus: James why does our son have a Lizard in his Room?

A very exited Harry currently obsessed with *the land before time*: His name is Spike Papa!

[aka-notokay]

Rereading "Only the brave" from @solmussa got me crying in my bed at the break up i knew was coming since chapter 1.

I HATE IT THERE THIS IS MY FAVORITE FIC EVER.

[goformoony]

i love the hc that the black brothers speak french because i love french do i know what they’re saying without subtitles? or someone telling me? no. but you could be telling me you hate me in french and i’d still enjoy it because i just love the sound of it. i would LOVE to learn french if i wasn’t so nervous too lol

[sevenate-9]

sirius, 70s teen and rockhead, got up three hours before the others every morning to style his hair before going back to bed and laying very still on the pillow all so he could pretend it was all natural

[startledstoat]

Thinking about Harry being multilingual and not realizing he's switching between multiple languages when he's a toddler so it's like all the adults trying to work together to put together the puzzle that makes up his all of his sentences of French from Reg and Sirius, English from everyone, Punjabi from Effie and James, Urdu from Monty and James, and a little bit of Welsh from Remus

Eventually they all accidentally become multilingual thanks to Harry

Noooo omg what if Lily is fluent in all of them so they just like send her voice recordings of Harry speaking when she's not there like "please help us our love our light our lily love 😭😭"

[wafflinglumos]

“Jam you can’t just make the Black family French because you want to” WHO’S going to stop me?? Hm?? Who’s going to stop me?? All those mfs are FRENCH, they were going to go to Beauxbaton even

You can pry French baguette eating ancient house of Black out of my cold dead hands

[stargazingtranquility]

Harry knows a lot of languages, in theory, but he’s only fluent in English like;

He can completely understands Punjabi because that’s the Potters’ native language but he can’t quite grasp speaking it. He picks up French terms of endearments/cuss words from Regulus and Sirius. He knows welsh cuss words as well as philosophical translations because of Remus. He can playfully imitate Italian pick up lines because of Barty. He knows to hide when he hears Swahili because Dorcas only reverts back to it when she’s completely pissed at someone. But everyone around him speaks English the majority of the time, so that’s what he speaks.

Then he gets to Hogwarts and meets Draco Malfoy who can hold a conversation in just about any language someone speaks to him in and fuck, Harry never thought that French was romantic. He’s never seen Punjabi as alluring before. He didn’t consider Italian as attractive.

He spends the summer begging members of his family to teach him more of their languages so he can go back and prove to Draco that he is stupid in more than one language.

[chasingthestarss]

Sirius: wait so you left Regulus with Lily?

James: yeah why?

Sirius: you don’t see the problem?

James: she said she would take care of him

[with Lily and Regulus in muggle london]

Lily: Please, Reg, the microwave isn’t trying to attack you

Regulus: Then why was it beeping at me?

Lily: Beacause the food is done!

Regulus: oh! So you’re in on the conspiracy are you? I’m not eating your poisoned food!

Lily: it’s not! Well - okay microwaves may add some radiation to your food but not enough to kill you

Regulus: I knew it!