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AP, I give you one (1) mango.
enjoy.
#freaks n asks#thespotteddingo#ass pancakes#tf2 ask blog#tf2 askblog#tf2 freaks#freak fortress#tf2 freakshow
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Couldnāt stop thinking about Dust being able to pass as Classic. So I had an idea where Dust replaces Classic in a timeline and steals(?) his partner.
He gets conflicted when he starts actually caring about youā¦ But denial is an easy road to take when thereās seemingly no consequences to your actions.
The reveal i guess. Most normal reaction to learning your partners been replaced for god knows how long and you have no clue where he is.
Now that I think about it I mightāve gotten some inspiration from that one chapter of IJAG by @htsan (iykyk) only a lil bit tho
(Full rambling of the idea + extra sketch cuz i liked the expression) āā
I originally wanted y/n to notice the differences instantly but i think it would be angstier if they didnāt and only noticed like months later >:3
#hoodies are hard#i need to practice more#hrmmm#also i guess the new sona is staying#lol#theres much more to this but basically dust gets attached#he was not prepared to get attached (dumbass lmao)#you may ask āoh he can just kill them why does he look so scared?ā#hes scared of losing them#hes selfish#theres so much angst potential here hehehoo#the idea of sans just being trapped in a basement unable to teleport out for whatever reasonā¦ help himā¦#dust trying to get information out of him about y/n while taunting him about how easy he is to replace#but theres also a funny side to it cuz like. āhey whats your favorite movie again?ā āVery funny sans#You know what my favorite movie isā¦ā#Dust who has no fucking clue: āehehe yeah i know im just jokingā *hes actually freaking out a bit on the inside*#sans#dust sans#my beloved#my beloathed#sans x self insert#sans x reader#sans x you#undertale au#fic idea#prolly a oneshot#leafs art#replaced au
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thinking about eddie who is your older brotherās best friend.
who youāve been madly in love with for years. and maybe, just maybe he finally realizes that he really wants you too.
he realizes it one summer eve when you show up on his doorstep after your shift at family video. when your piece of shit car overheats and breaks down on the side of the road by forest hills trailer park.
and who else can you go to but eddie?
eddie who opens the door in a cut off black sabbath t-shirt, and a pair of boxers. his hair is tied at the back of his neck in a low bun, but his curls are still damp from sweat.
the summer has been much hotter than usual, and the lack of a/c in the trailer has him ready to melt. but then he hears a soft knock on his front door, and there you are.
your skin is covered in a thin layer of sweat, the setting sun casting a halo around the crown of your head. you look like an angel, or maybe a devil, come to tempt him.
because how could he feel this way about his best friendās sister?
despite his inner struggle he remains casual as he leans against the doorframe, arms crossed over his chest which shows off the muscles in his biceps.
but he canāt help but notice the way your eyes roam the expanse of his arms, and your thighs press together. and oh boy, heās really in trouble, isnāt he?
he keeps a cigarette placed between his lips, the cherry end igniting as he inhales deeply. eddie looks you up and down with a small smirk, before letting the smoke billow out from between his lips.
āwell, well. what can i do for you, sweet cheeks?ā
#the freak writes š«§#iā¦ donāt ask me what this is#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson x fem reader#eddie munson x female reader#eddie munson blurb#eddie munson x fem!reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x reader
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Something something, Gaz is dating you and heās great and everything you ever wanted but also he has this weird thing where he desperately seems to be trying to get you and his captain to sleep with each other. And his captain is totally down but you donāt want to betray Gaz even if heās asking for it so his solution is to have a threesome but really it just consists of him bouncing you up and down on the older mans cock while he sucks the cigar smoke desperately from the captains mouth. Or something like that.
#requests open#send asks#fanfic#cod smut#cod x reader#cod fanfic#price smut#john price x reader#price x reader#cod price#gaz x reader#gaz smut#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick smut#little freak gaz#and his enabler captain#gender neutral reader#no y/n
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what ifā¦ toxic ellie but make her a subtop š
nsfw! ā Ėļ½”āą±Øą§Ė
omg toxic!ellie getting caught doing some stupid fucking shit again. like cheating or breaking into your car or slashing your dateās tires or putting an airtag in your bag or something else equally fucking insane and you just have to grab her wrist and pull her to the side. furrowing your eyebrows, you shake your head. āellie.ā
and thereās so much conviction in the way you let those two syllables slip off your tongue. a desperately confused question, immediately followed by a sense of knowing. she was doing all of this for attention. she wanted to get under your skin.
āyou frustrated or somethinā?ā is not what she thought would come out of your pretty plump lips. the ones sheās had her eyes on since youād dragged her outside against the wall. she looks at you, confusion ridden face.
āhuh?ā
āhuh?ā you mock, a small frustrated smile on your face. you shake your head. āyouāre acting out. like you want something from me, is that it? do you want something from me?ā
and now her sage colored eyes refuse to meet yours. sheās staring at the tip of her shoes, feeling pushed back by your response. how the fuck could you tell? was she making it obvious? you clear your throat, awaiting her answer, and she finds herself even more frustrated than before.
āi donāt want shit from you, you donāt know what youāre talking about.ā
but you do know what youāre talking about, because the second you looked around and reassured her that it was just the two of you up against that wall, she started whining about how much she misses your sweet cunt.
āyou cut me off, but i need you. need to taste you again.ā
you just roll your eyes at her. āso this is how you fucking ask?ā
no. definitely no. and since she doesnāt know, sheāll have to work for it. sheās gonna start by tongue fucking you against this wall like the cunt dumb slut she is. hands gripping onto your thighs like her life depends on it. moaning into your pussy because you taste so good and you sound so pretty and that was all she wanted. to make you moan her name again.
#i took her to my penthouse#n i freaked it#bunnie can speak? ā#ā ĖĖ ąØą§ ĖĖ ā#ellie williams#ć»ā„ć» bunās sweet ellie#ellie williams x reader#bunās asks ź¤#bunās anons ĖĀ°š¦Ö“ ą£Ŗš¤#ellie williams headcanons#ellie williams imagine#ellie williams fanfiction#ellie williams smut#sapphic writing#lesbian#wlw writing#ellie williams x you#ellie williams drabble#tlou fanfic
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OK I GOTTA KNOW how did N and uzi start out ??( super glad they are buddies now) i really wanna know more about N !!
N and Uzi didn't meet too differently from how V and Uzi met, since the only way Wd's can encounter DD's is at night, scraping at their doors desperately begging to be let in To have a snack
However, N did behave a bit.. differently than the other DD's, since he has grown more affectionate to the Workers, having spent so much time talking to them and almost feeling like he was their actual friend.
He tends to spend a lot of time in Worker form, he really feels much more like himself in that form
Also N totally has a favourite person. And it is Uzi. And it shows. Plus she doesn't mind him being a mimic, she just needs a buddy :3
(Also mimics are supposed to look like workers only from afar, so he tends to not go too near other workers to not set off any alarms and all)
+ Their first actual meeting face to face
Art by @sodascreen thank you pookie you Cooked
Masterpost
#dissassembly demons au#murder drones#uzi doorman#n murder drones#god i love these freaks#so autism. both of them.#to me#asks#ask more :3#please don't tag this as nuzi#literally a multishipper but this isnt nuzi <3
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Hi! I was wondering if I could request a long one-shot or headcanon of Eddie Munson x a female reader who is part of the popular group of girls at school and he has a crush on her, although she seems to ignore it at school, she and he usually have certain intimate friction that can escalate at the moment, maybe also a little soft NSFW?
Hello sweetheart of course you can šš im not the best at one shots cause i love to yap lol so i hope this is alright
Life at hawkins high has been significantly easier for you since you got in close with Chrissy Cunningham. She was sweet enough to assimilate you with all her friends, a sweet gesture that makes you practically untouchable as far as anyoneās concerned. Finally, you think, maybe youāve really escaped the harsh judgement of being kinda odd in a small town highschool. Problem is, the schoolās certified āfreakā is
absolutely infatuated, and you certainly dont mind him either. It was easier to ignore before the term switched and you got chemistry with him. The first day he came in late, of course, luckily enough for him there were still seats near the back right behind you. Every single day after that heād ask for a pencil and flirt as hard as he could but you stayed strong, ignoring his charm and deflecting it with the bubbly popular girl act youād picked up. The final straw was when Mr. Kaminski paired you two as partners for a project. You decided you absolutely could not be caught dead walking into Eddie āthe freakā Munsonās trailer, so you handed him a paper with your number and told him to call you, and promised he could come over later. He beamed. You went home and tried to justify why you might be dolling yourself for him, you definitely didnt like him, right? Your stomach twisted at the sound of knocking and you had to swallow your nerves when he did his usual flirting routine, the words hitting you different for some reason. You rush him past your parents and try your best to shut him up when he teases your room decor, you have to physically yank him from getting all in your personal belongings. It doesnt take long once you forcefully sit him down and set up the homework before youāre giggling, teasing each other and hardly doing any work. He does an impression of you with an awful falsetto voice that makes you slap his arm, laughing, he shoves you in return. You do an impression of him in return, sticking your tongue out and doing the rock symbol with your hands, you giggle through a monologue about how metal is awesome and you love your hair. He chuckles, jaw slack and suddenly his hand is in your hair and his breath is on your lips. Granting him permission after all this teasing you close the space, pressing your lips to his. you laugh breathily, pushing him gently with a hand on his chest. āI cant believe that impression is what made you finally kiss meā you tease. His eyes widen, seeming to regret his actions and you cant have that. āWeāre not really getting any work done are we..? Get on the bed Eddie, why dont you put your money where your mouth is?ā
#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x y/n#stranger things#eddie the freak munson#eddie munson x you#eddie munson blurb#stranger things fic#eddie munson stranger things#eddie munson x female reader#my fics#eddie x reader#eddie munson x popular!reader#eddie munson x fem!reader smut#eddie munson x fem!reader fluff#eddie fic#eddie stranger things#send asks#send requests
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Wren: Whatās that one? Ivan: You tell meā¦ Wren: An octopoop. Ivan: [snorts] Close enough. Wren: That oneās weird. Ivan: That aināt a tattoo, itās a scar. Wren: From what? Ivan: Ohh, I donāt remember now-.. prolly chickenpox or somethinā. Wren: [giggles] I gave Ava chickenpox. ā¦ Jude: Itās like she doesnāt even listen to me sometimes, nā her stupid boyfriend doesnāt help. [Robin clung to his pool noodle, ears ringing painfully. He knew too much already; he didnāt want to know more but it was impossible to tune out-.. like being forced to watch a gruesome car crash] Jude: Who wants to go to some snooty grammar school, anyway? Thereās even a test to get i-.. hey, are you okay? Robin: Uh y-yeah, Iām fineā¦ Jude: Maybe we should get out, you donāt look so good. [Collective noises of disgust ā frantic splashing] Oscar: Itās a rite of passage to hurl in a public swimming pool, bud.. donāt worry about it. [Robin trudged after his father, hot with embarrassment. Disjointed memories werenāt quite enough to paint the entire picture of Oscar and Ivanās past, but heād seen enough to know it was bad-.. very bad]
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#oscar finch#robin finch#wren finch#byrd finch#ivan harper#jude moya#pixie harper#ough robin buddy noooooo.. my GUY#;-;#well.. that was a pretty disastrous trip out skdsj#but u know cookie's gonna ask if they had a good time when they get back n oscar's gna be like YEP AMAZING#no one body slammed anyone swore witnessed a gruesome scary memory OR threw up in the pool it was great#tho ofc oscar doesn't know what freaked robin out.. he swallowed too much pool water.. that's robin's story and he's sticking to it lol#š
#gif warning#twgun#twblood#twvomit#?#eh
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Hiii freaks, me again š
I could help but notice how.. I dunno.. possessive CBS got over AP, and I was wondering, AP how do you feel about that ?? š¤
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YO WHATāS UP!
[He pauses as he listens to what you say next]. Well, I meanā¦ [He grins, adjusting his cap].
It can get kinda overbearinā sometimes but I think heās realā¦REALLY FREAKINā HOT! Who wouldnāt want a guy whoād chop someoneās head off if they looked at ya the wrong way!!! Itās nice, itās really nice.
I like seeinā him when heās jealous and mad. He really gets into it!
#freaks n asks#heās just a silly little guy in love#š¦· anon#ass pancakes#tf2 askblog#tf2 ask blog#tf2 freaks#freak fortress
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It's a little bit further into your relationship with art student!Bakugo and you've been working together now for the good portion of two semesters...
Except for whatever reason, your professor assigns him a different model for the upcoming final, and when you go to look for him after class (since at the announcement, he stormed out of the room in frustration, slamming back his desk and knocking over the overflowing recycling bin by the door), you find him weeping in frustration in the janitor's closet next door adhfnlkjadshfk
#bakugo#for some reason thinking abt him red at the height of his cheeks kinda teary cuz he already planned out his final w/ u as the muse ...#is doing something to me#trying to hide his sniffles and wiping his eyes with the heel of his hands. getting charcoal on his face#i feel like he's one of those artists who cries when something goes wrong....#like mean angry tears bc he did something wrong and he's so sad but doesn't want to admit it#cuz he's also the type to literally destroy work over one single mistake#AND you have to be the one to comfort him. not n*de tho ofc#WAHHHH#kind of a carmy moment from the bear LOL#brain does not compute....#and then when he's done freaking out he freaks out AGAIN realizing this means you'll have to be n*ked for someone else#cuz even tho u have... lowkey when u started working with him u stopped working with other artists#asdjlkfaskd AND WHAT IF IT'S KIRI OR DEKU#kiri i can see him getting on board with but deku#he's crying AGAIN LMFAOOO#afjadfj people after class are asking u if he's okay and youre like. we're not even dating but. no. he's not. a/ksjlfkasdjkl#shii posts#gen#art student bakugo
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a continuation of some thoughts from this postā¦ alluding to some spicy tomfoolery so 18+ only!
āHeyā¦ uh,ā Robin whispers, nudging your side. āI think youāre being summoned?ā
Before you even glance up, you already have an inclination of what youāre about to see.
Your boyfriend.
Heās standing across the room, engaging in a conversation with Steve. While heās not looking at you, he doesnāt have to be to get his message across.
His hands are tucked behind his back, out of the view of his conversation partner. But itās what his hands are doing that has tipped not only Robin off, but whoever else was paying attention to him.
Heās practically fingering his own fist, the action becoming more frantic now that he knows youāre looking. You canāt help but roll your eyes in response to his antics, your lips curling up into a small smile.
Itās time to go apparentlyā¦
āWell, thatās my cueā¦ Iāll see you later, Robs.ā
You give her a sideways hug, missing the way she shakes her head in slight disapproval when you make your way over to the pair.
āHey, Eds?ā you ask gently, resting your hand on his shoulder. āI think Iām ready to go home.ā
You put on your best act, as not to offend poor Steveā who has no idea what has just transpired. You say your quick goodbyes before Eddie takes your hand, curling his arm around your waist to start leading you towards the door.
āThank god, I thought weād never leave,ā he whispers in your ear once you cross the threshold.
You stop him then, turning to glance up at him with a shit eating grin.
āWellā¦ when Gondor calls for aid, Rohan must answer.ā
āOh, fuckā¦ā Eddie groans, his eyes nearly rolling back from your words. āI love when you talk nerdy to me, baby.ā
He swallows your giggles in a sloppy kiss before he picks you up, practically tossing you over his shoulder in an overly dramatic, boyish manner.
Letās just say you barely make it to the van that nightā¦
#the freak writes š«§#donāt ask me what this is lmao#i donāt know#also i know the line is will answer#but it thought that sounded better lmao#eddie munson x fem!reader smut#eddie munson smut#eddie munson x fem!reader#eddie munson blurb#eddie munson x female reader#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x gn!reader
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WAOT WERE U THE ONE TSUKASA COSPLAYER AT MIKUEXPO GIVING OUT MIKU STICKERS TO THE PJSK FANS
THATS ME!!!!! i didn't mean to just give them to pjsk fans help but i severely underestimated how many i should've made and cut out .. so i just ended up giving them to cosplayers or people who said hi to me .... T_T
THERE'S ALSO THIS SUPER CUTE BRACELET SOMEBODY RAN UP TO ME AND GAVE ME AND I TREASURE IT SO I NEED TO ADD IT TO THE POST AND SHOW IT OFF .. WAH!!!! ITS SO CUTE LOOK!!!!!!
#again WAS NOT MY BIRTHDAY. MIKUEXPO TORONTO FELL ON TSUKASAS BIRTHDAY IN JAPAN TIME. SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.#i love your icon cause i saw a garf miku cosplayer at mikuexpo toronto too IT WAS SO AWESOME#i saw snother tsukasa cosplayer in hid school outfit and they had cute star glasses i Need some.#in the future n for cons i think i'll just order stickers to hand out .. cutting them out by hand was so much .....#especially when i did the whole pjsk cast. 10 or so of each of them. my best friend helped and it still took like 2 hours#<- I DID THAT FOR ANIME NORTH I MEAN i think i forgot to post about it here. anyways#i dont plan on tabling at cons or snything cause i just like attending them so much. but#In the future i think i'll just pay to get Nice little prints or stickers made and shipped to me to hand out ...#Sorry they arent actual stickers they're just laminated with tape i did them the night before while crunching for the con the week after.#alliellama#ask#sorry to go on but mikuexpo really was such a good time#when we first got there i was in the merch line w my friends and skmeone came up and said can you do the tsukasa laugh right here right now#but everything we said echo and i was like T_T no im shy ...#and then 2 hours later i heard there was a saki cosplayer there and started running around the venue shouting SAKI. SAKIII. SAKI.#WE FOUND HER IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS which is impressive because there were a lot of people. by god.#it was so fun. we had such a good time i could go on. everyone was so FREAKING NICE. AND GAVE SO MANY FREEBIES. AND COMPLIMENTS.#but i literally only had like ..30 mikus. to hand out. i felt SO BAD. CONSERVING THEM.
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I've decided the only reason Lloyd, known descendant of dragons, didn't tell this to Egalt, who refuses to train non-dragons, is for the same reason he never mentioned he's the First Spinjitsu Master's grandson. It just never came up. Nobody asked him directly about it. And besides, he's only like, one-fourth dragon, so does it really count? He doesn't look like a dragon, and he has never in his life considered himself a dragon. Mentioning his ancestry to Egalt probably would've just made him look like some hotshot, or make him more annoyed. There's no need to bring up such a silly little fact. He's sure it won't be important later.
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#dragons rising#lloyd garmadon#first spinjitsu master#egalt#text post#talk#dragon lloyd garmadon#the real likelihood is that the writers just quietly brushed that little fact aside (im so sad abt it)#but i think its infinietly funnier that lloyd went down the spinjitsu master route#it just never came up. no one asked. and hes not a COMPLETE dragon so like. why bother telling egalt#the whole time i was waiting for egalt & rontu to b like 'WHO in their SPINJITSUDAMED MIND trained you'#and theyre just like 'oh this guy named sensei wu hes lloyds uncle hes like a master' & egalt is like 'sounds like bs'#then arin as a huge nerd pipes up like 'AND HES THE FSM'S GRANDSON :D'#to which rontu and egalt break their necks whirling around like 'THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE PUNK IS W H A T'#egalt straight up refuses to believe it. rontu is very quickly doing the math & freaking out abt it#wherever these guys are from it might not even be ninjago so like they might not even know the fsm had sons#rontu: im sorry. so youre the grandson. you are aware your grandfather was half dragon half oni. right?#egalt in the background 'THAT BOY IS N O T A DRAOGN I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT'#lloyd blinking owlishly like 'oh yeah i guess so. im only like 1/4th tho'#'BOY YOU ARE 1/4 OF ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL DRAGONS IN FCKING EXISTANCE'#'YOU ARE THE GRANDSON OF MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDMASTER'#the midlife crisis these dragons would have. the crisis the kids would have realizing this#lloyd now cannot go 3 minutes without someone asking 'is there any world-shattering fun facts abt yrself you wanna share'#the fun part is that lloyd forgets all of those informations bc its like. a normal day for him#no one tell wyldfyre she'll flip
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(Here's a crack/ship fic I wrote! Have fun reading XD ps. Please ignore the first one I saw a typo and wanted to add moreee)
Sukuna ate a burger and blamed it on Sukuna who another Sukuna believed was telling the truth, so he felt unsure around the other Sukunaās presence.
So another time when the same thing happened again that Sukuna took no time at all to put it on the same Sukuna.
That Sukuna is sad, upset that the other Sukuna wouldn't believe him.
When there came a time where the Yuujis met, Sukuna wanted another Yuuji for himself, but Sukuna won't let him. Threatens to paint his guts to the walls and the ground red.
The Sukuna relented and pulled back, afraid. Then he left to sit on his own. Another Sukuna watches from the sideline, shaking his head from the scene.
Sukuna, realizes this then goes to talk to the Sukuna and starts to talk about how he doesn't hate him and even appreciates his company. He's different from other Sukunas, more innocent than others. He may be clumsy, but he's also trying his best and that's such a beautiful and heartwarming l thing.
Sukuna, surprised and even a bit touched, starts to blurt out what he thought the other Sukuna was great at and that he wanted to be like him. To be strong, to be able to protect his Yuuji as he does with his and when he's with him, he felt a blanket of safety around him even with his demonic aura.
The two said their pieces and sat there in a comfortable silence and after a moment the other Sukuna reached out his hand, a start to friendship.
The expression on the other Sukuna looks a bit torn and stricken with some kind of grief, but he continues to smile before grasping the waiting hand. Then there's a tug and he was pulled into a tight embrace. His eyes widened, unsure of what to do before he slowly started to wrap his hands around the other's back.
Then the other older Sukuna spoke.
āI hope we can be friends.ā
Yea š
#Ask#This will make absolutely zero sense to you all out of context and neither does it in-context so like-#In short; a SIkuna writer inside joke pure cracky insanity#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fic#crackship#jjk crackship#I cannot believe I'm actually tagging these lmao-#SIkuna#(deliberate misspell)#syuuya#jjk cotton#moichi#kain#jjk sukuna#ryoumen sukuna#ryomen sukuna#jjk yuji#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#...........#sukuna x sukuna#technically#I cannot believe you made me actually have to tag it like this thebluefish this is pure insanity#but also tHIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY I C A N ' T EVEN-#[Sukuna] being accidentally charming and rizzy; meanwhile [Other Sukuna] suffers because that guy is oblivious (or in denial lmao)#- the crackship#This is copypasta worthy ngl#ššš
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genuinely i think it'd be funny and extremely successful if he faked the christianity for sympathy actually.
#matthew duckett i support whatever u personally have going on w catholicism & get well soon. but.#this is both correct historically and much fucking funnier#crutchie morris#jac got a jewish crutchie and davey ask n then i.#newsies fanart#newsies#uksies#newsies uk#fizz draws#fizz freaks#crutchy morris
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@faceeeeee Heheheho
Some Xtrasss thatās a hairbrush btw :)
#Ohhrrg tysm for asking I needed an excuse to draw those thangs#I love thinking abt how things move how things look#I wanna be so crazy abt drawing hands and limbs I wanna be so good at that I wanna freak ppl out#LOL anyways#Do you. Do you think heād like being brusheDā*shot n killed. Exploded*#Not tagging this with GOBB like what is even happening#Not pictured but I think heād hold someoneās hand like a little clampā¦ couldnāt draw it. Drawing juice ran out.
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