#for the record yeah that's a joke

[elias-magnusnt]

he y d ad. um. th anks fo r gi ving th e kid s presen ts. it wa s.. yo u di dnt ha ve t. th ank s.

I'm deeply unlikeable and bribing people to like me with gifts is the only thing I have, Ellery, please, don't take this away from me.

[avephelis]

probably shouldn't inhale debris, generally

[krillonthegrill]

Autumn Lockhart speaks to me in a very specific way - being the only black girl in the all-white (or white-passing, including Nora bc she's definitely got SOMETHING) friend-group, which is exactly how i grew up

like...no, i'm not gonna do your fucking blood pact and possibly get a disease. no, i don't want to go into this abandoned house in the middle of the woods when we're lost. no, i don't want to break into this bar. no, i'm not gonna throw something special to me into this random glowing abyss that just materialized out of nowhere.

i've definitely been in situations that have the same spirit as those (no blood pacts, but just general shenanigans that i was uncomfortable with and no one would listen to my concerns)

don't get me started on the way she worries about them all. or how nervous she is to do anything "too weird". or the way she always ends up doing the things she's uncomfortable with anyway. or how she gets left out.

like...damn, DontNod. you hit the "model minority" nail right on the fucking head

[natjennie]

I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.

[suja-janee]

This is kinda relating to my last post but I think some of you are mistaking Shen for an albino peacock.. cause he’s not

I mean, I don’t really blame you if you mistook him as one cause honestly I’m just a weirdo who reads wikis.

(skip everything and just read the bottom if you don’t wanna read my explanation)

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Shen is a peacock with leucism, not albinism.

(Leucism definition on the left, albinism on the right)

Here’s him compared to an actual albino peacock. As you can see, the albino has a pink and white pigmentation due to a lack of melanin, whereas Shen despite being mostly white is still full of color.

(And no, it’s not because it’s a silly cartoon. The creators of KFP had originally intended to make him albino to make him look “sickly” which would explain why he was neglected by his parents. They made the decision to scrap that in favor of having him be a peacock with leucism so there was no excuse or tragic backstory to justify his entitlement and actions)

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And if you REALLY don’t believe my explanation, here’s the KFP wiki page backing me up!

[gordon-freeman-phd]

Dr.Freeman why dont you ever talk?

[from-mars-to-venus]

Broke: I don’t want Doctor Who to be cancelled again

Woke: Wilderness Years 2 will beget freaky, niche Big Finish and novels and we will have textual Thoschei Sex

[ban--tam]

random silly reuemitts related stuff i don't think i posted yet

[shadelorde]

my mom approached me today and very cautiously said "I think this is a terrible thing to say, but with the way that Elon Musk is talking about all the stress he gets from social media, I'm kind of wondering if he'll um...die by suicide. Not that I should endorse it at all but-" and I looked her in the eye and went "No no it's fine you can say it. I hope Elon Musk kills himself."

[mewkwota]

Another comic based on one of OSS's Humor Program skits, but I made it worse. Please do not split from your human while you're still on the Net, what happens there can't always be explained. :)

[azrail-emer]

Heheheh Assrail

Took that shit to heart.

Take that L and choke on it. (Jk)

Apollo:

[softichill]

I like this guy he's fun to draw

[moongothic]

It's at least a little funny whenever there's a new post on r/OnePiece where people start speculating about Crocodile's past and the comment section in bad faith resort to (transphobic) memes

'Cause I'm just here reading the comments like

[wormfunkie]

really gotta say. not a fan of norman. dude has to be one of the worst dads in pokemon and the bar is already pretty low 💀

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Hey did I ever tell y'all about the time I dreamed that I had a baby daughter called Ellie that began with my finding out I was pregnant and ended on like her third birthday?

I legitimately woke up thinking "I should go check on Ellie" and then realised she was never real and when I tell you I SOBBED. I've been haunted by an implacable sense of loss ever since. Did I travel to another dimension? Wtf happened because that was insane.

[azaracyy]

one of my finished ych commissions. other finished artwork can be found here. the tailmon is based on the twitter meme / trend of tailmon with pikachu build