elias-magnusnt

[elias-magnusnt]

date idea: we write each other letters like how jonah magnus's exes write him

[elias-magnusnt]

Ah, so it's the problem. I'll go pester it for information next then.

I could make a sailor joke here, but honestly I am quite confused. What does that mean? And I don't know if you've ever tried it, but anchoring yourself to an avatar of the Lonely is a really, really stupid idea. The kind of idea that will send you drifting away even faster than if you didn't anchor yourself at all.

Update for those of you who care about my parents' marital life: They're cuddling on the couch. I think Mum forgave him.

-Prometheus

[elias-magnusnt]

...What kind of Lukases are you meeting? I'm 5'0.

-S. Lukas ( @fog-and-isolation )

Wow. Black sheep much... I never could wrap my hands halfway Mordechai's throat, and Peter can split a watermelon with only his big meaty hands. (Sorry for the mental image.) Pretty sure Virginia wore heels, but she was still looming over me every chance she got. You had to climb Zachary like a tree if you wanted to look in any way at his face. Was your father a buzz lightyear action figure?

[elias-magnusnt]

Ugh, that's a shame, I really want to know. In what world do Eye Avatars not spill every last drop of tea about their interpersonal relationships all over the internet?

Sadly, no. We really haven't talked for a while, not even had a meeting in a bit, I believe we've both found ourselves quite busy, but hey! We separated on one last good spat, so hopefully this will go a long way in keeping our relationship as dysfunctional as it can be.

Update for those of you who care about my parents' marital life: They're cuddling on the couch. I think Mum forgave him.

-Prometheus

[elias-magnusnt]

I could call you cringe and cooked, too, so let's keep the pleasantries to ourselves.

Oh yes, I suppose I already have the experience gazing up at spouses he lacks utterly. The Lukas family, seven feet and counting since 1800!

You're an odd little man, you know that?

-C. Bouchard ( @pupil-of-the-eye )

I'm still not little, just like last time you attempted to insult me. Are you doing this because you are envious of my sheer sigma swag?

[elias-magnusnt]

Be nice.

Which one of you wrote and put a statement entirely made of 'brain-rot' nonsense words on my desk? I know it wasn't a statement giver named first name The last name Rizzler from the year 1969.

[elias-magnusnt]

I have to say, I am sorely disappointed with how this whole thing unfolded. A lie spanning the entire time you have been together, and you don't even fight for more than a day? No one sleeping on the couch, no making arrangements to keep the kids out of it or shattering expensive plates, not even a fun little fun draft of divorce papers? What is even the point of it all, honestly. Did one of you misplace their backbone in that relationship?

Update for those of you who care about my parents' marital life: They're cuddling on the couch. I think Mum forgave him.

-Prometheus

[elias-magnusnt]

Ouch. Did you just call him boring? My heart hurts for that poor man, honestly. I thought "happy marriage" was supposed to mean you don't backstab them like that?

I am 5'11 as of right now, which, well, objectively isn't little. And I don't understand why someone would choose not to be able to reach high shelves for the rest of their existence.

You're an odd little man, you know that?

-C. Bouchard ( @pupil-of-the-eye )

I'm still not little, just like last time you attempted to insult me. Are you doing this because you are envious of my sheer sigma swag?

[elias-magnusnt]

You're an odd little man, you know that?

-C. Bouchard ( @pupil-of-the-eye )

I'm still not little, just like last time you attempted to insult me. Are you doing this because you are envious of my sheer sigma swag?

[elias-magnusnt]

I'm sorry, I did what now? Stop slandering me, vastling.

Not very skibidi Ohio rizz of Elias to ban such dope sigma language. Omega move.

Am I doing this right? The internet is new to me.

- @vastblueskies

I know! Such an L move.

(Yes, you are doing it right, now go yell these at Jon and see how he reacts)

[elias-magnusnt]

Mmh, doesn't ring a bell, I'm afraid.

We are not firing Tim. Tim is the backbone of your team and the keystone of my Institute. I will never get rid of him as long as I am breathing. You could try to talk to him in ways he understands, though.

Which one of you wrote and put a statement entirely made of 'brain-rot' nonsense words on my desk? I know it wasn't a statement giver named first name The last name Rizzler from the year 1969.

[elias-magnusnt]

Very good. I appreciate that sort of work ethic. You may study my babies- I mean my Cursed Artefacts, I'll send the word down.

Oh, and careful, some of them bite.

Mr. Bouchard, I would like to request access to the contents of your artifact storage at the institute. Some of them would be quite useful in my research.

Seems like I can do that, but a little, very important question before we proceed: Do you intent on damaging and/or stealing any of the Artefacts?

[elias-magnusnt]

Oh hey that's my birth year, how fun. Did they mention me in the statement?

Which one of you wrote and put a statement entirely made of 'brain-rot' nonsense words on my desk? I know it wasn't a statement giver named first name The last name Rizzler from the year 1969.

[elias-magnusnt]

Watch me moustachemaxxing

...I think, at this point, I have earned the right to have a terrible little moustache, at least for a little while.

[elias-magnusnt]

Mr. Bouchard, I would like to request access to the contents of your artifact storage at the institute. Some of them would be quite useful in my research.

Seems like I can do that, but a little, very important question before we proceed: Do you intent on damaging and/or stealing any of the Artefacts?

[elias-magnusnt]

I'm really not. I just don't have the face shape for hats, you see. Besides, they get caught on stuff and it's annoying.

Yes, exactly. Give it back.

...I think, at this point, I have earned the right to have a terrible little moustache, at least for a little while.

[elias-magnusnt]

You're such a hater. You don't deserve the power granted by the Terrible Little Moustache. Give it back.

...I think, at this point, I have earned the right to have a terrible little moustache, at least for a little while.