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[elias-magnusnt]

I'm sure you can. Compliance inspectors don't tend to last very long in this place, I assure you. I'll cover for you if you cover for me. Deal?

Ah, I see. Well, if you're interested in reintegrating society anytime soon, I'm sure you'll enjoy your now cumulated... Roughly 3 months of vacation time, if not some time in a mud bath. Though I feel I'll have to force you to go home eventually, overworking yourself like that can't be good for the accuracy of your numbers.

Sir, I cannot in good faith have you use Institute funds to pay for a luxury spa getaway. Please stop sending me reimbursement requests about this.

@magnus-institute-accounting-dept

Can you get off my back about this already and just reimburse it? Since you intend on being nosy, it IS a business expense. There really isn't anything quite like meeting donors at a luxury spa to discuss terms. And yes, the head massages they're getting are a very important part of the negociations.

[elias-magnusnt]

Sir, I cannot in good faith have you use Institute funds to pay for a luxury spa getaway. Please stop sending me reimbursement requests about this.

@magnus-institute-accounting-dept

Can you get off my back about this already and just reimburse it? Since you intend on being nosy, it IS a business expense. There really isn't anything quite like meeting donors at a luxury spa to discuss terms. And yes, the head massages they're getting are a very important part of the negociations.

[elias-magnusnt]

Mr. Bouchard, sir, it’s Alex from accounting. Why did you submit a reimbursement request for a 200 pound manicure. That’s not a business expense. I have to deny this request.

Also, I saw you steal my RedBull from the fridge. It was labeled. I was right next to you. Sir, with all due respect, what the hell.

@magnus-institute-accounting-dept

Ah? Apologies, I must have mistyped your email in. Must have meant to send it to one of the many extremely wealthy men who like me to look pretty, unlike ungrateful prats like you.

Also, I don't drink RedBull. Do I really look the type? You must have mistaken someone else for me. Get your eyes checked, it is part of your coverage.

[elias-magnusnt]

Don't you hate it when an ex-coworker starts stalking you because they think you could be a threat because you accidentally freed something they were trying to contain for the better of everyone?

Can't relate I would love to be stalked please lend your ex-coworker to me. Also where the hell did Sasha go?

[elias-magnusnt]

How are you able to be so evil yet sever so much cunt?

You're assuming both of these attributes are mutually exclusive. They're really not. They boost and feed into each other, reach a previously unthought level thanks to each other. That's the secret.

[elias-magnusnt]

Fantastic! Thank you. Do you need something?

hey bitch

You're not allowed to call me that unless it's a compliment actually.

[elias-magnusnt]

hey bitch

You're not allowed to call me that unless it's a compliment actually.

[elias-magnusnt]

Are you calling me a liar?

This begs the question. What was your original body's hair color? Were you a ginger 🤨?

I don't like this question, it's too nosy, therefore I am not going to answer it. Also by the end of my life I had grey hair anyways. Don't look at the portraits of younger me I put up everywhere.

[elias-magnusnt]

Because, what's the point of living if people aren't looking at you? Think on that.

The breaking down of gender roles and expectations is lovely but why do I walk into work and my boss is serving cunt don't than I.

why does ELIAS BOUCHARD have such a diva walk...

[elias-magnusnt]

🥕🫵

👁️🌋👉🤡🐰

[elias-magnusnt]

I've got a direct line to the fear god of knowledge and it says so.

This begs the question. What was your original body's hair color? Were you a ginger 🤨?

I don't like this question, it's too nosy, therefore I am not going to answer it. Also by the end of my life I had grey hair anyways. Don't look at the portraits of younger me I put up everywhere.

[elias-magnusnt]

Might do it out of spite if you keep at it!

This begs the question. What was your original body's hair color? Were you a ginger 🤨?

I don't like this question, it's too nosy, therefore I am not going to answer it. Also by the end of my life I had grey hair anyways. Don't look at the portraits of younger me I put up everywhere.

[elias-magnusnt]

Yes but I regularly get fresh brains and I have also never forgotten anything ever.

This begs the question. What was your original body's hair color? Were you a ginger 🤨?

I don't like this question, it's too nosy, therefore I am not going to answer it. Also by the end of my life I had grey hair anyways. Don't look at the portraits of younger me I put up everywhere.

[elias-magnusnt]

kinda gay to be the ceaseless watcher. what are you watching? other men?

[elias-magnusnt]

I don't care what you say because you're a ginger too so your word can't be trusted.

This begs the question. What was your original body's hair color? Were you a ginger 🤨?

I don't like this question, it's too nosy, therefore I am not going to answer it. Also by the end of my life I had grey hair anyways. Don't look at the portraits of younger me I put up everywhere.

[elias-magnusnt]

This guy's problably got dementia by now, you shouldn't believe a word he says.

This begs the question. What was your original body's hair color? Were you a ginger 🤨?

I don't like this question, it's too nosy, therefore I am not going to answer it. Also by the end of my life I had grey hair anyways. Don't look at the portraits of younger me I put up everywhere.

[elias-magnusnt]

Hm. Ginger behavior.

Look it was a light auburn at most