#for gotham

[stardusts201]

Justice….for 2fort!

[notwillingtobefound]

bruce being batman is the most POORLY kept secret in the history of gotham. The only ones who havent figured it out are all the villains this kid fights

except for Harley Quinn. She has self care days with bruce every Wednesday.

[k-0re]

idk why but u gave me batman artist vibes so i got very surprised when i searched ur profile and didnt see anything batman related 😭😭

LMAO TY I LOVE BATMAN (or mostly art of Batman cuz that’s the most Batman content I consume 😭)

But I’m glad my page has that Batman vibe because that vibe is kinda what I’m going for SO YAYYY

[mommahughes19-23]

Here is my current mood represented by Quinn Hughes.

The first one reminds me of someone realizing they left the stove on lolololol

[can-u-not-14]

i swear to fucking god y'all it had been 20 min since i saw that the cemetery drive hoodie was available (it wasnt 2 hours ago) and its already fucking sold out. Im about to turn into Rosa or whatever the fuck her name is from Brooklyn 99 and am gonna kill everyone in this room and then myself

[charliethestrange]

[lynnar-moon]

Justice…FOR GOTHAM!🦇

Reference I used was found on Pinterest.

[azucar-skull]

Adding "For Gotham" at the end of a sentence just makes it more funny. FOR GOTHAM!

Take care of the dishes. FOR GOTHAM!

I'm taking a nap. FOR GOTHAM!

I'm heading out now, see ya later. FOR GOTHAM!

Puppy, sit. FOR GOTHAM!

Doing your mom. FOR GOTHAM!

[zombothethird]

[frownyalfred]

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[megabiglesbion]

I love googly eyes

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[wellensittich01]

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

- - -

Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

[sparkoflena]

Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?

Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.

Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?

Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.

Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?

Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.

Kon: And I won't?

Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.

Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.

Tim: YES! You won't regret this!

Kon: I will absolutely regret this.