#for fucks sake lmao

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

Imma need you to please expand on this little thought because I’m dying to see it!! 🤣

OKAY SO

poor Az has got himself in a bit of a pickle and fallen through space and time to our universe

let’s say the poor lad comes to in a residential area and is looking around like shocked pikachu. He begins to walk around in a daze, his hand on the hilt of Truth-Teller. He’s searching for some sign of life, but there’s nobody. All of the houses are in darkness and everything is eerily still and quiet and freezing cold.

AND THEN — and then — he realises the door to one of the houses is open just a crack. And…what’s that? A strange glow emanating from inside. Az draws Truth-Teller 🗡️ and inches towards the door, pushing it open with his fingertips. There’s still no noise, no sign of life, but the glow is coming from a strange little orb atop of a table.

Az opens his mouth to call out, but — he’s cut off! “ONE NEW NOTIFICATION FROM AMAZON SHOPPING”. It’s coming from the glowing orb. Az jumps out of his skin and juts Truth-Teller at the offending the object.

“Who is that?” He demands. “Show yourself.”

“ONE NEW NOTIFICATION FROM AMAZON SHOPPING,” the orb repeats. “A SHIPMENT CONTAINING: GLASS ANAL BEADS, IS DUE TO BE DELIVERED TODAY.”

Az marches up to the orb, the tip of Truth-Teller poking its front. “Who’s there? Reveal yourself at once—”

“A NEW RECOMMENDATION BASED ON YOUR READING HISTORY HAS ARRIVED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN MORE?”

“No—”

“AMAZON RECOMMENDS: “A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES”. I CAN ADD IT TO YOUR WISHLIST. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO THA—”

Poor Lexi’s voice trails off as Az slams the tip of Truth-Teller right through the orb, ending her torturous incantations. He breathes a sigh of relief, tries to gather his thoughts and wonders how the fuck he’s going to get out of here. He sheaths Truth-Teller once more, muttering an irked “seriously?” at the fact that the evil ball is still glowing in front of him despite him stealing its voice. And then—

“SIRI NOT AVAILABLE.”

[8pxl]

14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them

3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:

today i’ve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and it’s honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldn’t be more proud 🥹

[tekitothemagpie]

Ajeuwkajsabb help

[bastardlybonkers]

feetman

[fraternum-momentum]

bout to unzip his pants and show penacony a real stellaron disaster

[momentomori24]

Just finished Rot in Paradise. I was expecting a game about you and your friends being stranded on the beach and turning into water addicted zombies, not an allegory for toxic relationships where you can't help those who clearly don't want your help and how the good moments you had doesn't take away their mistreatment of you and how despite how much you love your friends you need to mourn and move on before they (literally) drown you with them.

[hyper-fixates]

i think it’s such a testament to just how good hugh looked in days of future past that we don’t acknowledge how 70s!logan would’ve looked closer to this:

[xanderscollection]

"Growing up is realising a (random ship) you loved is actually weird and bad"

Yeah? Is it? Great, I love it even more. The worse it is the Better.

[eobsinj]

✨ he wins 1043 days later, marc marquez is back - aragon 2024 ( twt )

[moon-song-and-star]

Insane that this doesn't end with a love confession. "I was an awful person. But then a Man showed up and stood fast against me. I lost, considered Him my enemy. Then He saved my ass and believed in me. I faked my death because I thought I was awful but then I remembered that He never gave up on his belief. He believed the truth was most important. And I TRUSTED Him. So i came back. And that person was You, Phoenix Wright. Additionally this is all platonic and heterosexual and we won't go into this at all."

[sidequestsinlife]

reblog w the weirdest thing you do unintentionally because of dnp in the tags

(inspired by someone's post i don't see now - sorry y'all are the real ones, will edit to attribute appropriately if it comes up again - about getting into formula 1 and muse because of dnp vids.)

but yeah, most of us parasociallly spend a lot of time with them!! what strange habits have you picked up?

not really looking for hobbies/interests necessarily, more like just actual habits that infiltrate normal areas of your life, not a new activity you'd never have done before, but a new way of doing an activity you'd have done anyway, if that makes sense.

[wizardsix]

local guy claims intellectual superiority by declaring people who criticise veilguard just haven't played long enough and don't really know what bad writing is. it must be very peaceful to have such an empty head.

[onnoffwrites]

After recent events, I ended up going back to the beginning to check things, because my first reaction will always be "wtf, this is shit, why would you do this" and my second reaction will always be "okay maybe that was a bit much, maybe he's not THAT bad, maybe has a good reason-

Okay.. that doesn't rly mean anything, maybe she's just worried kaito found something he shouldn't-

Okay.. okay this looks, well maybe he's just leaving some recordings in case kaito found something he shouldn't! It's not like they can hide it forever! The room is part of the house! Kaito lives in the house-

Excuse me... What did .. what did you say...? Wha

What do you mean "designed"?

What??? What do you MEAN "designed to open after 8 years"???

I have been angry since April 12th and I've reached a point where I don't even know what to feel anymore I don't even know what to tell y'all.

Like, wow, omg, movie reveals. Other than family relations, the other thing isn't exactly anything new. We've all read Midnight Crow. We saw Kaitou Corbaeu. We've been in denial until finally reaching acceptance. For me at least. And then we spend a few years bargaining, bc surely there's a good reason kaitos not in the know. That kaito has to be KID. Surely there's a reason? Right?

Right???

At this point we don't even truly know if Jii is in the know and was acting as planned out by the parents or not. Or if he's just like kaito. Tricked, lied to, played for fools. At the very least ginzo doesn't know, so there's that. Not sure how much that would help kaito when he inevitably finds out. Because he will. The fact remains that it's quite suspicious that Jii just so happen to choose to don the KID outfit and become KID to draw out toichis murderers exactly 8 years after toichis death. EXACTLY the same amount of time that was set for that trap door portrait to open to kaito.

There's a lot of implications to think about

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

[butterflysonnets]

yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.

to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!

i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.

also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.

they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.

they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.

i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.

[pinkieroy]

If you don't see the emotional significance of friends (a found family) joining together and risking everything because it's important to one of them to save their mom, i really don't know what to say to you lol