#i text like dan

[sidequestsinlife]

reblog w the weirdest thing you do unintentionally because of dnp in the tags

(inspired by someone's post i don't see now - sorry y'all are the real ones, will edit to attribute appropriately if it comes up again - about getting into formula 1 and muse because of dnp vids.)

but yeah, most of us parasociallly spend a lot of time with them!! what strange habits have you picked up?

not really looking for hobbies/interests necessarily, more like just actual habits that infiltrate normal areas of your life, not a new activity you'd never have done before, but a new way of doing an activity you'd have done anyway, if that makes sense.

[reunitedinterlude]

we are chained together

[demonic0angel]

Nightwing is Not The Normal One!! (Click for clarity)

Of course, Wally still helped Dick plan a date so he could finally ask out Dan. (Image descriptions are below, as well as what Wally sent to Dan in his text messages)

Inspired by this post of mine

[Image description: Panel 1 has Wally sitting down at a dining table, presumably at a restaurant and Dick just arrived and is sitting down. The two are smiling and chatting.

Wally: Dick! It’s great to see you!

Dick: You too, Wally! It’s been so long!

W: Right? How’ve you been?

Panel 2 has a close up of Dick’s smiling face.

D: Remember Wraith? (Wraith is Dan’s “hero” name that I made up) We’ve been hanging out more and… I think I’m going to ask him out!

Panel 3 has Wally’s awkward, but smiling face as Dick rambles in the background.

D: He’s just so cute and handsome and gorgeous like I really don’t know how Dr and Dr Fenton created such a perfect being like omg wow

Panel 4 continues with Wally’s face but now he’s frowning and looking even more awkward as Dick rambles.

D: And all of his siblings are so adorable and cute too. And do you see his muscles? Like awooga amirite he’s so attractive that it’s killing me bark bark woof woof

Panel 5 now has Wally who has lost all hope in having a normal conversation with Dick, who continues rambling.

D: I bet he’d be so cute in bed. I took pictures of him when he was sleeping and found his address lol it was too easy I didn’t even try like omg it was so easy

Panel 6 has Wally freaked out and texting Dan underneath the table. He stays silent while Dick is now visibly gushing with hearts around him.

D: Did you know that his measurements are 48-35-44? He has an hourglass figure! I found out by looking through the cameras I put in his room. Man, I can’t wait to—

W: *thinking* HOW DID I FORGET THAT HE WAS BATMAN’S FIRST KID??? THEY’RE ALL INSANE!! ]

Wally’s text messages with Dan:

[Image description: the contact name is “do not put dick in”

Wally: *with bad spelling* bro did anyone tell you that Dick is crazy yet

Dan: … sorry?

Wally: *with more bad spelling* Dick has your bwh (bust/waist/hips) numbers

Wally: He’s crazy

Dan: I’ve been knowing 🙄]

[goldenpinof]

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[dandadanhowell]

this is so dumb lmao

danfying gravity 💚

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 3 - Random Screenshot Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[lesbianphan]

do you guys think the reason PJ decided to babysit Phil wasn't only because of his concerning monster-fucking video, but actually cause Dan texted him like PLEASE HELP HE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING GREEN, so he had to like... keep Phil busy before the forever home was destroyed or...?

[sandinmybed]

thinking back to the first "what dan and Phil text each other" video is so funny to me because it was released at a time when no doubt fans would assume they text each other cute shit and they're all coupley in secret! and then the video comes out and it's THAT. i regretti the spaghetti. rat emoji. dramatic retelling of a yoghurt Dan ate. slorn. amorngus. hog emoji. 'yon' 'pote' like... as with everything about dan and phil they're so much more ridiculous in private that we could've ever imagined back then.

[sleepyslag]

15 Years of Dan and Phil: 2011

"I was honestly expecting them to be a lot more of a disaster but they're actually quite fit."

"Yeah, so it turns out I am capable of making cookies!"

[nicomoru]

IM GOING INSANE <3

[simplydnp]

Dan really is like: :((( why isn't phil being unhealthily attached to my hip at all times :((( why isn't he being codependent 😩 i know we live together and work together and do everything together but we need to do even more things together ☹️ where did he learn that i have to do dan things without phil sometimes... do I have to cut his therapy, do I need to write a new mental health book against this??

like you joke but genuinely i think dan went on tour to find himself and prove that he could do it on his own, but has realized that he doesn't have to. they spent more than 2.5 weeks apart and dan said never fucking again

[myfriendthedictionary]

hsr text posts that came to me in a dream (pt. 1)

[reunitedinterlude]

so that was a lie

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

(@user19180509 thanks for the idea)

anyways needed to get my feelings out after seeing that monstrosity of a tweet from Dan

[goldenpinof]

Dan and Phil are BROTHERS?

[an-internet-introvert]

For my fellow people waiting for It Takes Two Part 2: