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70′s/80′s/90′s Local Television New Year’s Station IDs/Bumpers Part 4 1. KNXT-TV, Los Angeles, California, 1972 2. WGN-TV, Chicago, Illinois, 1977 3. WMBB-TV, Panama City, Florida, 1984 4. WPVI-TV, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1984 5. WCCO-TV, Minneapolis-Saint Paul, Minnesota, 1985 6. WGBS-TV, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1989 7. WVTV-TV, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 1990 8. WCBS-TV, New York City, New York, 1990 Part 1 (x) Part 2 (x) Part 3 (x)
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I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. It's just a matter of time.
Upcoming Hurricanes [Explained]
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[An unlabelled map shows the region roughly between central Canada and northernmost parts of South America. Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except Hurricane Blue, which is blue.]
[A line that goes around in circle around the Bermuda triangle before landing at Greenland.] Hurricane Where-the-Hell-Is-Bermuda
[Line that tracks down from the northwest, loops to Illinois, before returning to the northwest.] Hurricane Illinois-Has-It-Too-Easy
[Line that vaguely resembles a scrotum or a pair of breasts.] Hurricane Freud
[Line that veers up towards Europe before sharply turning to Florida, hitting and retreating the coast several times.] Hurricane Screw-It-Let's-Just-Trash-Florida-Again
[Two lines, one red, one blue, each exclusively taking 90 degree angles. The red line eventually cuts off the blue line, causing it to die.] Hurricane Red Hurricane Blue
[A line in a sine wave.] Hurricane cos(x)
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i crave doe sugar and I cannot wait any longer or else Imm going to fucking implode like a pufferfish on steroids
so have some headcannons
every time I hear “midwest gothic” as in reference to the cryptid rule writing of the midwest, I always think of a goth Indiana and/or Illinois. I also headcannon theme as siblings for some reason. So, goth siblings
New York always gives “oversized puffy coat with a scarf that covers his mouth” with that pose where his torso is back and his hands are in his pocket. He feels…. So dramatic. Like he either gives “60 year old man” or “dramatic teenager with spiked makeup” and it’s one or the other.
California gives “lanky bitch” and he’s always a lanky motherfucker with a sleeper build and angel bites. He has top surgery and never wears shirts because he’s “getting his moneys worth” but in reality he just thinks he looks really aesthetically attractive. Btw If you ever become friends with this man he’s going to be the craziest bitch on the block with the exception of Florida and Nevada
Florida has floor length hair or a complete buzzcut that has too many colors in it.
Tank. Tops. Everyday. All day. Florida would rather DIE than wear a regular shirt. He will PERISH before wearing a regular t-shirt. He also bites. In what world does he not bite to some extent
Alaska, I adore him, but he gives shapeshifter abilities and he never appears fully human. If he ever appears somewhat human that man looks bone skinny and like that tall cryptid you’d encounter on a late night walk. I refuse to believe Alaska is anything but a cryptid who’s limbs tint to vanta black. Nobody knows anything about him besides a select 3 and those three are his Auntie, Hawai’i, and Maine
Alaska is pure Cryptid Behavior to me and sometimes he’ll do a little glowy glow in the middle of the night to give some states an unintentional spook. Little guy (he’s on average over 8 ft) is just saying hello
to me, Hawai’i gives “some type of water entity being” and I like the idea of her having a shark tail and generally being a water entity. I think marine animals are cool! Hawai’i is a marine biologist, marine things! She can hang out with the marine things for as long as she wants because she’s partially a some marine animals. We got the gills and lungs so she can breath on both land and in the water and you got the fins and the tail for easy water movements and then the legs for easy land movement
marine lady! You cannot grab this idea from my cold dead hands
ok so Texas now because I’m having a partial fixation on him. He gives “Cowboy Reptile” for some reason. He reminds me of Rango so he gets to have a reptile tail and scales all along his back.
the thought of him having a bit of the “lizard who shoots blood out of it’s eyes” in him is both funny and terrifying. Imagine a lizard man shooting blood out of his eyes. Also that is a very real lizard and it’s called the Horned Lizard
poncho wearing lizard man that rides a horse around and kinda looks like the Local Legend is basically my concept for him
last one, I think
i love the whole “New Jersey being a devil” thing. I adore the concept and him have the wings. Ok so bat wings are basically just hands. All those long little bones are fingers in the wing.
also if he needs to fly, he’d need stability, so a tail and webbing would be required. Also them wings need to be GIGANTIC- if I have the math right, it’s the person’s height x 1.5 = the span of one wing. I headcannon New Jersey to be about 5’0 so one wing would be about 7.5 ft for a total wingspan of 15 feet :D
hahahahah logic stuff and the maths
anyways I got my sugars now to ✨bye✨
#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttsh#wttt#ben brainard#wttt illinois#wttt indiana#wttt new york#wttt california#wttt alaska#wttt florida#wttt hawaii#wttt texas#wttt new jersey
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My ships in order from love it to like it! (I ship a lot tbh)
California x New York (Yorkcali)
Massachusetts x Maryland (Massmary
Florida x Louisiana (Florsiana or Floui)
South Carolina x Georgia (Georgolina)
Rhode Island x New Jersey (Rhode Jersey)
Montana x Wyoming (Montaming)
California x Texas (Texcali)
Illinois x Missouri x Indiana (Illissiana)
Tennessee x Kentucky (Kenessee)
New York x California x Washington (Yorkcalington)
New York x Alaska (Yorkaska)
North Carolina x Virginia (North Virginia)
Massachusetts x Pennsylvania x Maryland (MassPennMary)
Texas x Oklahoma (Texahoma)
California x Washington (Calington)
South Dakota x Minnesota (Minnekota)
California x Nevada (Calivada)
Oregon x Washington (Washingon)
Kansas x Iowa (Kanowa)
Arizona x New Mexico (New Mexizona)
#welcome to the table#wttt#wttt california#wttt new york#wttt florida#wttt louisiana#wttt washington#wttt texas#wttt oklahoma#wttt alaska#wttt maryland#wttt massachusetts#wttt illinois#wttt indiana#wttt missouri#wttt pennsylvania#wttt new mexico#wttt arizona#wttt north carolina#wttt south carolina#wttt georgia#wttt new jersey#wttt rhode island#wttt nevada#wttt south dakota#wttt minnesota#wttt kansas#wttt iowa#wttt tennessee#wttt kentucky
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So the Republicans are trying to shut down the government to damage their own states so that they make the Democrats look bad before the election… Is that the game plan they’re going with?
Here is the full list of Republicans who voted against the stopgap bill to prevent a government shutdown in September 2024:
Indiana: James R. Baird, Jim Banks, Rudy Yakym III, Victoria Spartz
Ohio: Troy Balderson, Warren Davidson, Jim Jordan, Max L. Miller
Florida: Aaron Bean, Gus M. Bilirakis, Kat Cammack, Byron Donalds, Matt Gaetz, Anna Paulina Luna, Cory Mills, Bill Posey, Michael Waltz, Daniel Webster
Texas: Michael Cloud, Tony Gonzales, Lance Gooden, Morgan Luttrell, Nathaniel Moran, Chip Roy, Keith Self, Randy Weber Sr., Beth Van Duyne, Roger Williams
Arizona: Andy Biggs, Elijah Crane, Paul A. Gosar, Debbie Lesko, David Schweikert
North Carolina: Dan Bishop
Colorado: Lauren Boebert
Illinois: Mike Bost, Mary E. Miller, Darin LaHood
Oklahoma: Josh Brecheen
Tennessee: Tim Burchett, John W. Rose, Andrew Ogles
Missouri: Eric Burlison
Georgia: Andrew S. Clyde, Mike Collins, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Richard McCormick
Utah: John R. Curtis
South Carolina: Jeff Duncan, Russell Fry, Nancy Mace, Ralph Norman, William R. Timmons IV
Kansas: Ron Estes, Tracey Mann
Mississippi: Mike Ezell, Michael Guest, Trent Kelly
Iowa: Randy Feenstra
Minnesota: Brad Finstad, Michelle Fischbach
Idaho: Russ Fulcher
Virginia: Bob Good, H. Morgan Griffith
Wyoming: Harriet M. Hageman
Maryland: Andy Harris
Louisiana: Clay Higgins
Pennsylvania: John Joyce, Scott Perry
West Virginia: Alexander X. Mooney
California: Tom McClintock
Kentucky: Thomas Massie
Montana: Matthew M. Rosendale Sr.
New York: Claudia Tenney
Wisconsin: Thomas P. Tiffany, Derrick Van Orden
New Jersey: Jefferson Van Drew
Alabama: Barry Moore, Gary J. Palmer
Arkansas: Bruce Westerman
Why is this important to me? I would have been out of a job. Government contractors would rather cut you and rehire you for less pay or benefits. Also, if I miss 1 or 2 paychecks I will be homeless.
#history#white history#us history#am yisrael chai#jumblr#republicans#black history#democrats#israel#palestine#James R. Baird#Jim Banks#Rudy Yakym III#Victoria Spartz#Troy Balderson#Warren Davidson#Jim Jordan#Max L. Miller#Aaron Bean#Gus M. Bilirakis#Kat Cammack#Byron Donalds#Matt Gaetz#Anna Paulina Luna#Cory Mills#Bill Posey#Michael Waltz#Daniel Webster#Michael Cloud#Tony Gonzales
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wttt incorrect quote (how is prangent formed as pronounced by the states and gov) long post
Oklahoma: Am i pregant?
Ohio: Am i pragnent?
Louisiana: Am i pargant?
Michigan: Am i gregnant?
Montana: Am i pegnate?? Help!?
Iowa: Is there a possibly that i'm pegrent?
Alabama: Am i pregegnant or am i okay?
Vermont: Could i be pregonate?
Georgia: How do i know if I'M prengan?
Oregon: Can i be prregnant????
Florida: Can u get pregante...?
Tennessee: Can u bleed while u are pergert?
South Carolina: Can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat?
Wisconsin: How can i get by gf pragnet?
New York: What happen when get PERGENAT?
Illinois: Will my get pragnan?
Idaho: What is the best time to s/x to become pregnart?
West Virgina: Are these systoms of being pregarnt?
Texas: Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?
New Mexico: Is it possible having s/x to a 8 month fregnant?
Gov: If a woman has starch marks on h- wait *reads more closely* If a women has STARCH MASKS on her body does that mean*laughs* she has been pargnet before period question mark
Virgina: My circle is nomal, but yet i still don't get peegnant.wat can i use period question mark
Arizona: Did most you women FEEL pgrenant before find out?
Wyoming: I am praganant last 5 weeks so can i start s/x?
Colorado: *high* Dangerops prangent s/x? will it hurt baby top of his head?
California: Me and my boyfriend are tying to get prefnat and j havent took my birth control in *laughs a bit* 12 days?
Utah: 38+2 weeks PREGANANANT?
Washington: I think my dog is pregernet???
Maine: Can i get prengt if he had a comdom on?
Nevada: *laughing a bit the whole way through* I think i am pretnet with my 14TH CHILD?
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Multinational conglomerate Unilever, the owner of some 400 brands, announced Tuesday it is spinning off its ice cream business — including major names like Ben & Jerry's, Breyers, Magnum, Popsicle and Klondike — after more than a century.
The consumer goods giant said the move was part of a growth strategy that would create a leaner business. At the same time, by shedding Ben & Jerry's, Unilever is ridding itself of a longtime headache.
Since its founding in 1978, Ben & Jerry's has been known for its left-leaning advocacy, and the Vermont-based ice cream maker was able to maintain an independent board of directors to continue its progressive activism even after it sold to Unilever in 2000.
But in recent years, the unique structure of the deal that allowed Ben & Jerry's to wade into controversial issues without interference has pulled Unilever into the fray, too.
The biggest lightening rod began in July 2021, when Ben & Jerry’s announced it would no longer sell its products to Israelis in the West Bank, which the company refers to as Occupied Palestinian Territory.
The move sparked outrage from both sides of the political aisle amid accusations that the company was boycotting Israel as part of the boycott, divest, sanctions (BDS) movement, which Ben & Jerry's denied. Israel threatened to take action against Unilever over the move, and U.S. lawmakers called on the Securities and Exchange Commission to launch a probe into the parent company.
Unilever — which has repeatedly distanced itself from Ben & Jerry's political takes and said it has never supported the BDS movement — sold the Ben & Jerry’s ice cream operations in Israel in June 2022 in an attempt to stem the controversy, but its subsidiary's activism has continued to tarnish the brand and drag Unilever with it.
Ben & Jerry's was also hit with its own boycott threat last year after the company angered some Americans on Independence Day with a post on Twitter (now X) that read, "This 4th of July, it's high time we recognize that the US exists on stolen Indigenous land and commit to returning it."
Several U.S. states have divested their public employee retirement funds from Unilever over Ben & Jerry's ending sales of its products in parts of Israel, including Arizona, Florida, Illinois, New Jersey, New York, Texas and most recently North Carolina.
North Carolina State Treasurer Dale Folwell, a Republican, told FOX Business in an interview earlier this year that it’s not likely Unilever anticipated allowing Ben & Jerry's to have its own board would lead to so many problems.
"I don’t know the people at Ben & Jerry’s. I respect their entrepreneurship. I think when they signed the contract, Ben & Jerry’s anticipated something like this," said Folwell, also a 2024 candidate for governor.
"Unilever didn’t anticipate anything like this," he continued. "Generally, when a parent tells a kid not to do something, they expect them to listen."
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BFDI X II TOUR announcement video(s) Summary
Locations covered in the JNJ animation are NYC, LA and Florida
Locations covered in the AE animation are Huston, Chicago and Seattle
-II2 15 will premiere the whole tour -BFDI, the TPOT episode releasing by the time of the tour will show at the first 3 locations, and then the BFDIA episode releasing by the time of the tour will be shown at the other 3 -Taco II plush, Evil Leafy plush, and the Pin enamel pin are the 3 merch offerings -There also seems to be what looks to be… a themed towel? with several BFB voting icons behind adam michael and cary while they are talking. IDK if this is merch tho
Full Schedule: New York, New York - June 29th and 30th at the NYU Skirball Center Houston, Texas - JUly 6th at the Linda & Archie Dunham Theater Seattle, Washington - July 13th and 14th at the SIFF Cinema Egyptian Los Angeles, California - July 20th and 21st at the Saban Media Center Chicago, Illinois - July 27th at the Harris Theater Fort Lauderdale, Florida - Location not yet announced, tickets will go live on April 15th
Tickets are the same price as last time. $35 for standard viewing and $75 for VIP seating which includes meet and greet + signed item.
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anyway I've collected a few ships so far, Indiana x Alabama as stated already, Illinois x New York is growing on me pretty fast, Florida x Louisiana but that seems to be a pretty fandom wide ship lol, Washington x Minnesota and Maine x Alaska exist in my peripheral, and I'm still trying to decide on Texas x California, bc I do enjoy them as just rivals but we'll see what happens.
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are there any states or ships that you dislike? I want to hear your hot takes :D
Yesssssss
Austin x California. Cant stand it. Hate it so much. Love the people who ship it tho.
OREGON AND WASHINGTON CAN GO TO HELL.
Florida x Hawai'i is another i HEAVILY dislike
Same w CA x HI
Illinois x Indiana is one i dont care for personally.
IDC x Hawai'i .....
U don't understand Washing Machine and Oregano fill me with a repulsion never before observed by man.
#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttsh#wttt#ben brainard#washington wttsh#oregon wttsh
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80′s/90′s Local Television Hanukkah Station IDs/Bumpers Part 4 1. WCKT-TV, Miami, Florida, 80′s 2. WCBS-TV, New York, New York, 1988 3. KSTP-TV, St. Paul/Minneapolis, Minnesota, 1991 4. WSJV-TV, Elkhart/South Bend, Indiana, 1990 5. WJBK-TV, Detroit, Michigan, 1989 6. KNBC-TV, Los Angeles, California, 1988 7. WBBM-TV, Chicago, Illinois, 1980 8. WCPO-TV, Cincinnati, Ohio, 1981 Part 1 (x) Part 2 (x) Part 3 (x)
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character ask game: 5, 15, 20 for new york, California, new jersey and connecticut
My favorites let's go! (sorry this is late, I needed to wait a bit to collect my thoughts)
New York
5: The other side of paradise, Fuck Tha Police, Tongues and Teeth (I relate this to California as well, Yorkcali n all), really any rap song
15: (Same as California ones), New York x New Jersey, sometimes my ship NY/CA/IL/NJ/CT (it depends on the mood)
20: California because since California doesn't get to ramble or rant about his opinions much, New York is perfect for just listening and sometimes adding in his own two cents here and there. He loves not having to talk and getting to just listen to whatever California's brain decides to talk about next. Also Illinois because I feel like they would have a friend rivalry type thing and I can see the two hanging out at like a sports game. ((New Jersey for the same reason as Illinois)) Oh and Nevada because I think Nevada would really push New York out of his comfort zone (in a good way.) New York would be absolutely fed up with him at times because of how dramatic and sarcastic he is lmao.
California
5: California Love (it’s un-ironically one of my favorite songs rn)
15: New York x California and New York x California x New Jersey are my favorite ships for him
20: Florida, New York, Nevada, Washington and Oregon. Florida and New York because they bounce off of his personality nicely. Florida is chaotic and always ready to drag California out of the house, no matter how much he may complain about it. ((California secretly enjoys it and it helps him get out of depressive episodes.)) New York is standoffish and quiet which makes him the best for listening to California’s ramblings, putting in his own input every so often. Nevada because they would be very bitchy but would hype each other up in dramatic/sarcastic ways. (Definitely would help each other with makeup and outfit choices) And Washington and Oregon would be very sarcastic about everything but would enjoy hanging out with him. (they wouldn’t admit that to anyone, though) ALSO I'm dragging in my cryptid headcanons real quick and saying Tahoe Tessie.
New Jersey
5. I don't really have one for him, yet. (someone give me song recs pls, /nf)
15. (same as California and New York), New Jersey x Rhode Island, sometimes Nevada x New Jersey
20. Rhode Island because I see them as like puzzle pieces. One is always not too far from the other. They stick up for each other and listen to each others dumb ramblings on what happened that day, (or in the past). Rhode Island's always there to help calm New Jersey down during panic attacks and bad days, and vice versa. (Nevada for the same reason as New York). Not The Jersey Devil because I can see him having more of a protective "child and parent" kinda bond with it. (NJ being the child, Jersey Devil being the parent.)
Connecticut
5. same as New Jersey, though the Pirates of the Caribbean is something I always link to him lmfao
15. I actually haven't settled with a ship that I like for him. I've considered Colorado and even Arkansas being in a relationship with him, but I don't know. I enjoy Florida x Connecticut though, strictly because of Storytellers_And_States' fics
20. Rhode Island because I can see them being drinking buddies and hanging out every once in awhile. Maybe Florida because I can see them bonding over pirates and chaos. (I need to think more about his friendships-)
#wttt new york#wttsh new york#wttt california#wttsh california#wttt new jersey#wttsh new jersey#wttt connecticut#wttsh connecticut#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard
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what studio would you want to dance at in each of these states:
california (pick 2 lol), arizona, utah, minnesota, illinois, new york, florida
California: studio x or avi’s dp, but mostly studio x
Arizona: club or dance connection
Utah: center stage
Minnesota: Larkin or summit
Illinois: no idea tbh
New York: in an ideal world where I would have money and talent, Joffrey
Florida: dance town or adrenaline
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Federal Regions REGION I: Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont Regional Capitol: Boston REGION II: New York, New Jersey, Puerto Rico, Virgin Island Regional Capitol: New York City REGION III: Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia, District of Columbia. Regional Capitol: Philadelphia REGION IV: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Carolina, Tennessee Regional Capitol: Atlanta REGION V: Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Wisconsin Regional Capitol: Chicago REGION VI: Arkansas, Louisiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas Regional Capitol: Dallas-Fort Worth REGION VII: Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska Regional Capitol: Kansas City REGION VIII: Colorado, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming Regional Capitol: Denver REGION IX: Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada Regional Capitol: San Francisco REGION X: Alaska, Oregon, Washington, Idaho Regional Capitol: Seattle
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Mele Kalikimaka
Hawaii x Alaska
Summary: Hawaii joins the Statehouse for Christmas
Hawaii decided to join the Statehouse for Christmas. The day after Thanksgiving she walks towards the house. Connecticut, Maryland, Minnesota, Michigan, Idaho, Montana and Wyoming are setting up outside decorations. Texas is laying on the ground groaning.
She walks over to him, "What happened?"
"New York kick me off of the roof." Texas responds.
"Why?" She asks.
"I miss spelled 'Merry Christmas' is Christmas light." Texas explains. "I accidentally forgot the 'h'."
Hawaii looks up at the roof. Indeed he did, it said 'Merry Cristmas.' "Oh. I'm sorry. Do you need help up?"
"No, just leave me be for a little while."
"Ok." Hawaii responds then walk towards the door. As soon as she opens it. It reveals the chaos. New York is bossing everyone around. Delaware is struggling to put the mistletoe in one of the doorways. California, Nevada, Washington, and Oregon are putting the stockings in order. Florida, Louisiana, and Georgia are decorating one of the fake trees. North and South Dakota are bickering about something. Pennsylvania and Massachusetts are also bickering while walking to the kitchen, they get caught under the mistletoe, PA kisses Mass and also most gets punched in the face until PA points above them, Mass still punches him and he almost gets knocked out. Rhode Island and New Jersey are decorating one of the fake trees. DC and Utah are cooking in the kitchen. Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine are decorating another on of the fake trees. Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, and Iowa are setting the table. New Mexico is sorting couch pillows of one of the couches and Arizona is sorting the other. Colorado, Missouri, and Wisconsin are decorating the last fake tree. Illinois and Indiana are bickering while hanging Christmas home decor. North Carolina and Virginia are making out under the mistletoe. South Carolina, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama are hanging Holly around the house. Kentucky, Tennessee, and West Virginia are wrapping the banisters in garland. And Alaska is no where to be seen.
Hawaii walks over to New York with a smile, "Mele Kalikimaka! How can I help?"
"Go get you fucking boyfriend and tell him to get his Moose ass in here." New York says as nicely as he can.
"Where is his room?" Hawaii asks.
"The garage. That way. You'll know when you see it. " New York points in the direction that the garage is.
Hawaii walks in that direction. She approaches a door with a sign that has the word Garage written on it crossed out and replaced with Alaskan Wilderness. She opens the door to find Alaska sitting on his bed watching Supernatural on his computer. "Mele Kalikimaka!"
He looks over at her, "Merry Crisis."
"Oh, don't say that." Hawaii scolds his playfully. "Mele Kalikimaka me ka Makahiki Hou"
"Merry Crisis and Happy New Fear." He says trying to keep a straight face.
"No! Stop that! Stop being depressed! It's Christmas time. A time for joy not sadness."
Alaska smiles at her, "Fine."
"New York told me to tell you, and I quote, 'get his Moose ass in here'."
"Ugh, I guess I better go." Alaska says and gets up. They walk into main room. "What do you want me to do?" Alaska asks New York.
"Go fixed the Christmas light outside. Texas miss spelled Christmas and I want you to fix it." New York says.
"Why me?" Alaska asks.
"Because you're not doing anything."
"Fine." Alaska walks outside with Hawaii to find Texas still laying ground. "What happened to him?"
"New York kicked him off the roof." Hawaii explains.
"Ow." Alaska laughs the walks over to Texas. "Hey, little buddy."
"Go away. Let me lay here in my misery." Texas complains.
"Suit yourself." Alaska says the goes on the roof and fixes the lights while Hawaii helps Wyoming put up a wreath. When Alaska is done he goes back over to Texas. "Do you need help up?"
"Yes." Texas says and holds his hand up. Alaska takes his hand and pulls him to his feet. "Thanks."
"You're welcome."
#ben brainard#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttt#wttt alaska#wttt hawaii#wttt new york#wttt texas
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I remember being confused by it back in 2016 when I saw the phrase 'Hilary won the popular vote' and frankly I still kind of can't wrap my mind around it... How tf does it not work like 1 person = 1 vote, all votes are equal, and whoever gets more votes wins??? Why would it matter if you vote in/are from X state or whatever the factor making your vote more important is? My mind goes full ????????? as I type 'more important' because why would some votes be more or less important than others!!! If you don't mind answering...
Look, I'm not even American, that is what I've learnt from American law content creators, news outlets and even media, because, as a mexican, this affects my country deeply.
I watched Legal Eagle's video on how this gymnastics routine of excuse of a system works and to quote my favourite audio: I did not understand a single fucking thing. But here's what I got, all the citizens of a state go vote, and those votes are not going directly to the presidential candidate, they go to a representative and they vote for the president (side note, they can also completely disregard the people's votes, yay!) Now, whichever party got the most votes wins in that state, but if they win, they also get ALL the votes of the losing party (which is, as people in the business say, straight up stupid bordering in Rworded) now you got all of your votes to all of your representatives and they go vote... except the votes of different states are not worth the same, let's say Texas is worth 10 points as does California, Florida, New York and Illinois, but DC, The Dakotas and let's say Oregon are all worth just three points each, which means that no matter how many people actually voted for a Party if the other Party got the states that are worth more you lost, which leads to someone taking power with a minority of the voters.
Honestly I miss the R word because what the fuck else can describe this. Which by the way appears to come from slavery times, didn't really catch that.
I'm scared, anxious and afraid for the life and wellbeing of my American friends trapped there.
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