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red-pencil · 1 year ago
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Had a fun "floor is lava" shot in the last Bob's Burgers episode. Check out the episode if you haven't yet. It's a good one!
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guardianspirits13 · 3 months ago
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So the multi-billion dollar streaming conglomerate Netflix has not heard of such things as a "sleeper hit"? Mayhaps, "cult classic"?? "Word of mouth"???
You can't create a fucking AUDIENCE if you don't allow time for a show/franchise/whatever to spread it's wings!!
I know you only care about profits so let me speak on your terms: you CANNOT build loyalty if your only metric of success is a once-in-a-decade smash hit success along the lines of Stranger Things or Bridgerton.
Yeah, keep creating those trashy low-budget reality shows for the average joe to throw on in the background while getting chores done that nobody actually cares about. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is invested in such as. fucking. 'Floor is Lava'. 'Is it Cake?'. etc.
If you ever want to be anything more than obscenely priced white noise then step the fuck up and commit to the artists and writers and actors and directors who create those smash-hits that go straight into the exec's pockets.
If you want to be talked about, then make things worth talking about.
All press is good press until the only press you drum up is about destroying creative projects. This is like a retail store burning everything it doesn't sell within six months, simply throwing away the dedication of a fanbase and the potential for new viewers that comes when hype is formed around a new season.
@netflix you are burning your buisiness to the ground, and at this rate I wish only to warm my hands by your embers.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year ago
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My dad died playing "the floor is lava" while driving 300mph.
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gonnacatchthemallcausehes · 2 years ago
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The Floor is Lava!
After dinner was all cleaned up was when the game of Floor is Lava started. Dick, while leaving the room, had suddenly jumped into the door jam, blocking the way out into the rest of the manor, sans kitchen, and shouted with a grin “The Floor is Lava! The floor is lava! Get off the floor!” 
Jazz immediately sighed and Danny’s mischievous grin grew to near inhuman standards. 
The rest of the Wayne family had immediately dedicated their focus to getting off the floor as quickly as possible. 
Cassandra leapt onto the windowsill and Steph claimed possession of the dining table (much to Alfred’s displeasure). If anyone dared try to also jump onto the table, she would body them back off the table and onto the ‘lava.’
Barbara stayed where she was. When an exasperated Dick scolded her, she would just raise an eyebrow and say “No part of me is touching the ground. Only my wheelchair is.” 
Tim, running on an hour of sleep from two days ago, glared at Dick before sinking down to lay on the ground. Danny thought he heard the quiet grumble of “just succumbing to the inevitable. I’m too tired for this shit.” Damian immediately stepped directly onto Tim’s back, staring down anyone who looked at him.
Bruce simply sat back down at his seat at the head of the table and reopened his newspaper, his legs folded beneath him. Even Alfred moved to step onto a rug, hiding a smile by turning towards the tea set. Only Jason saw his amusement as he had chosen to push himself up on the tea tray (after moving everything to the side, he wasn’t a monster).
It was only after everyone else found their perches that they looked over to see Danny simply sitting cross-legged in mid air with Jazz holding onto him like a backpack. Danny, of course, had the biggest grin. Jazz stared at Dick with the most dead-pan expression.
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itsxroxannex · 2 years ago
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Idk what im doing xD
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the-random-hamlet · 2 months ago
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Not Mine. Thought to Share.
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alifeasvivid · 6 months ago
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floor is lava ch 5 teaser
“So. Um. Your-uh… that is, do you have any plans for the heat room?”
Arthur’s brow furrows. Oh. Yes. That. He can very easily see that Alfred is flustered, but he’s doing a decent job of working through it so Arthur attempts to do the same. “I… suppose I hadn’t given it much thought.”
Alfred nods. “Well, I guess it depends on whether or not you think you’re likely to mate an omega at some point. The heat room itself is pretty out of date and the upgrades are pretty easy to do and not too expensive either. I do know that you don’t plan on settling here permanently, but, you know, Charlotte could turn out to be an omega.” Alfred bites back a grin at that part. He can definitely think of an omega everyone thought would be an alpha: the one sitting right there in the kitchen with Arthur as a matter of fact.
“I highly doubt it, but yes, that’s true enough, I suppose.” Arthur gazes absently that the laptop screen, realizing he has very little idea of what actually happens to omegas during heat: school biology was rather insufficient, salacious stories swapped between other alphas clearly exaggerated, and, ah, pornography likely wildly inaccurate. He knows almost nothing about the practical requirements. “What sort of updates?”
Alfred pulls one of the books toward him. Yes, focus on the details. “Well, for starters, the current soundproofing is pretty old and has deteriorated a fair bit. The newer materials for that are better at reducing noise and they last a lot longer. The ventilation system in there right now is basically non-functional and the new versions are detached from the main system of the house, so they don’t flood the whole place with heat pheromones, which is super nice. They have these really great doors that create a strong seal—my dad and I installed one in my—” Alfred coughs. “Um. Anyway. There’s stuff that needs to be done if it’s gonna be useable and some optional stuff basically.”
Arthur tries not to dwell on Alfred's pretty pink cheeks and actually considers the situation. “I’m not sure what to do about it, if I’m honest. I do want to turn the place into a music school after Charlotte is grown. Is it alright if I think it over and let you know? I won’t take more than a day or two, I know that these things need to start moving along.”
“Yeah, sure, that’s totally fine. No pressure, it’s your house,” he says with a grin. Inside, Alfred can’t help feel a twinge of disappointment over Arthur’s response. Arthur could totally have a mate in a heartbeat if he wanted one, so maybe he just doesn’t want one.
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taffi-louis · 1 month ago
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blackhakumen · 2 months ago
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Mini Fanfic #1229: Spending the Night with Her Two Dolts (RWBY)
9:24 p.m. at Atlas Hotel Suite: Pines' Room...........
Weiss: (Knocks on an Already Opened Hotel Room) Knock-Knock.
Oscar: (Smiles Softly at an Old Friend While Sitting on the Bed and Playing Cards with his Wife, Ruby) Well, look who finally made it?~
Ruby: ('GASPS') (Happily Waves Hello to her Former Teammate and Best Friend) Weiss!~ Hi-(Suddenly Piunts and Yells at Weiss) DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP CLOSER INSIDE THIS ROOM!!
Weiss: (Immediately Stops Walking and Gets Startled by Ruby's Sudden Yelling at the Same Time) W-What!? Why- (Starts Pinching the Bridge of her Nose and Sighing at the Dreadful Realization) Oh, for the love of-Please don't tell me you're playing that stupid Floor is Lava game again years later.......
Ruby: (Happily Nodded) Indeed we are!~ It's a perfect way to spend the rest of the night after all the walking and sightseeing we did earlier.
Weiss: (Rolls her Eyes) Perfect for a simpleton maybe. (Turns to Oscar) And you there! Are you still letting your own wife drag you into one of her foolish shenanigans after all these years?
Oscar: (Casually Shrugs) If it keeps making her happy. I'm used to her craziness at this point.
Ruby: (Happily Hugs her Husband) Spoken like a awesome hubby you are!~ (Starts Kissing on Oscar's Freckled Cheek Before Turning Back to Weiss) Now, hurry up and get in our bed already, Schnee! (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) Unless you're too chicken and have no clue of getting in-
Weiss uses her Myrtenaster to create a Glyph before stepping and then leaping hersslf off it towards the other side of the very same bed Ruby and Oscar are sitting on, flawlessly.
Oscar: (Smiles Softly at Weiss) Nice landing.
Weiss: (Simply and Poudly Nodded to Oscar) Thank you.
Ruby: (Starts Pouting) Show-off.
Few Minutes of Waiting For Pizza......and Finding a Way to Get it Without Touching the Floor Later.......
Weiss: You did all of that work towards one measly bear Grimm?
Ruby: (Proudly Nodded) Yep! Zigzagged that beast into tiny pieces with my trust Cresent Rose, in record time too. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on her Face) That'll show those twerps I still got!
Oscar: (Whispers to Weiss) One of my students told Ruby she past her prime day she visited the academy the other day. It got to her ever since.
Weiss: ('Sigh') Children can be the most cruelest beings these days........
Oscar: ('Sigh') Ain't that the truth.
Weiss: (Turns to Oscar) Speaking of which, how's everything going for you at the academy, as of late? They're not making you overwork yourself again, are they?
Oscar: Not as of recent, thank God. It's been going along more smoothly than I could ever hope it would go.
Weiss: (Smiles Brightly) Good. We wouldn't want to see our precious farm boi get himself stressed out so easily.
Oscar: (Gives Weiss a Deadpinned Look on his Face) That's a nickname I never thought I would here again. I already grew out of the cuteness phase, remember?
Weiss: ('Scoffs') Oh please. (Playfully Pulls on One Side of Oscar's Cheek) Like that ever mattered to us to begin with~
Ruby: (Playfully Pulls on her Husband's Other Cheek) You'll always be cute and precious to us no matter how old we all get~ We love ya like that, honey~
Weiss: Precisely.
Oscar: (Annoyedly Swats Both Hands Off Him) Anyways! (Turns Back to Schnee Heiress) Weiss, how's life been treating these days?
Ruby: (Turns Back to Weiss) Yeah. You been to a lot of places recently? (Starts Smirking Again) Got any luck guy and/or gal you might be pining for?~
Weiss: I've been through a few places as of late, some new, some familiar, most of which are business related trips. (Takes a Sip of her Glass of Wine) I can't say I found anyone that peak my interest though.
Oscar: Really? Not a single person?
Weiss: (Shakes her Head a Bit) Nada. I've been far too occupied with my business to even think about anything romance related at the point. Even then, I doubt anyone would be interested in someone like me to begin with.
Ruby: (Glares at Weiss) And why the hell not? You have a lot of great qualities! You're elegant, rich, gorgeous, way more smarter than I am at least-
Weiss: I'm also bossy, uptight, too prideful for my own good at times, dull and boring-
Ruby: Being a boss came beneficial, everyone of us had our pride filled moments at one point in our mundane lives, and you are FAR from being the most dull, boring person alive! Remember the time Sun dared you to finish twelve containers of ice-cream under five minutes at sleepover night, and you managed to get it all done three and a half minutes earlier?
Oscar: You didn't even flinched once while doing it either.
Weiss: ('Ugh') Don't remind me. It almost took a day for that stupid brain freeze migraine to go away completely.....
Ruby: Yeah, but it doesn't take away the fact that you showed those boxes of ice cream who's boss that night!
Weiss: I suppose. (Shyly Moves the Front of her Hair Back a Bit) You two really think highly of me?
Oscar: (Happily Nodded) Yea, ofcourse. You've always been amazing in our eyes, Weiss.
Ruby: (Nodded in Agreement) Exactly. It's anyone's loss if they think otherwise. (Forms a More Playful, Seductive Smirk on her Face This Time) Hell, just say the word and Oscar and I can take you out on the best date night you'll ever have in your whole life!~ (Winks at Weiss)
Oscar: Something nice, relaxing, simple- (Slowly Turns his Head to his Wife) Legal, trouble free!
Ruby: (Gently Slaps Oscar's Chest) Oh will you relax? We won't get ourselves locked up Ike last time. Promise.
Weiss: I'm sorry. You two got- (Eyes Widened at the Married Couple in Front of Her) ARRESTED at one point!?
Oscar: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face Again) Yeah. Back in Argus.
Oscar shoes Weiss pictures of him and Ruby's mugshots from his scroll. The former was Shock amd mortified at the fact he actually got arrested the time in his lifetime while the latter was smiling up for the camera (to this day, it might be one of her cutest smiles Oscar has ever bear witness.), trying to make light of a more dumb and reckless situation.
Oscar: We spent the whole night in the cell together until Emerald came and bailed us out. She never let me live it down ever since......
Ruby: (Smiles Sheepishly) We may or may not took a skydive from off a tall building after our date night and then a joyride all around town by using my semblance the whole way through.......
Weiss: (Facepalms Herself While Groaning) Should've know YOU would have something to do with this, Rose.....(Pouts at Oscar) And you didapppoint me, Oscar Everlynn Pines! You're supposed to keep her out of trouble, not let her dragged you into one with her!
Oscar: ('Sigh') I know. Not one the best moment of my mundane live thus far. (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) I really need to learn not to fall for the Puppy Dog Eyes too easily....But I did promise that I will always be by her side till death do us part and I intend to keep it that way.
Ruby: (Happily Hugs her Husband Next to Her) Me too!~ I'm sorry I got us both in trouble that night.
Oscar: It's fine. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have some fun out of it, at least until the arrest happened. (Smiles Softly at Ruby) I'm just glad my beautiful wife had a good time at all.
Ruby: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Starts Snuggling onto Oscar) I love you so much, Oscar~
Oscar: I love you more~
Ruby: No, I believe I love you far more than you could ever imagine inside that cute head of yours~
Oscar: (Forms a Bit of a Seductive Smirk on his Face) Wanna prove that?~
Ruby: (Smirks Back at Oscar While Placing her Hand onto his Cheek) Gladly!~ (Starts Kissing on a Now Ticklish Oscar's Face)
Weiss: (Sighs as She Watches the Married Couple's Romantic Antics in Front of Her) You two really are made for one another.......Alright, I'll accept your invitation.
Ruby: (Puts Her Kissing Session to a Screeching Holt as She and Oscar Gives Weiss her Fill Attention) You will? Truly?
Weiss: (Simply Nodded) Yes. (Raises an Eyebrow) IF you let me take lead and pick out any activities I want us to do for tomorrow, that is.
Ruby: (Rolls her Eyes Again) Day of boredom, here we come.....
Oscar: Ruby! (Turns Back to Weiss) Ignore her, Weiss. Tomorrow's your day.
Weiss: (Puts on a More Satisfied Smile) Thank you. I'm certain it'll be a day to remember, even considering you two will be a part of it.
Ruby: D'awwwww~ You've been missing us that a lot these days, haven't you?~
Weiss: (Scoffs Before Turning Away a Bit) Please. I wouldn't say I missed you dolts THAT much. Despite how......dull, quiet, and slightly lonely life has gotten for- (Suddenly Felt Ruby Hugging Her) Me.
Ruby: The feeling's mutual, Ice Queen~
Weiss: Will you ever stop calling that?
Ruby: Not as long as I still live and breathe, your highness!~ (Forms Yet Another Smirk) 'Less you give me a few riches in retu-
Weiss: No.
Ruby: (Playfully Snuggles onto Weiss) Then your request is denied indefinitely.
Weiss: ('Ugh') Oscar, your wife is being a complete nuisance again!!
Oscar: (Watches the Obnoxiously Cuteness Unfolds in Front of Him) She's been wanting to see you all day, Weiss, let her have this one. She'll let go eventually.
Weiss: ('Sighs in Defeat') She should consider herself thankful and lucky that I'm in a better mood these days. (Pouts at Oscar Again) And you better come over here and hug me next once she's done or you will be sorry!
Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly Playfully Salutes to Weiss) Will do, your highness.
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red-pencil · 7 months ago
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Controlling your #AniMonday dreams.
Another Bobless week, so more behind the scenes. My other "floor is lava" shot from Running Down a Gene.
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The floor is Lava is a loosely-defined game where players pretend the floor/ground is made of lava, acid, sharks, or something else deadly. Players are "out" if they touch the floor.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year ago
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I was working at a Starbucks where you had to play the floor is lava to get across the shop and at some point Kendrick Lamar came in and ordered a coffee.
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automatictrashwolf · 1 year ago
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Critical Role Floor Is Lava
I'm an hour into C3E75 and they are talking about the game show Floor Is Lava, when Marisha turns to the camera and says "Hey Floor Is Lava, call us." And I just wanna say, I think that would be amazing. Just a full Critical Role episode where they split into 3 teams of 3. They'd need 1 more person, I'd suggest Dani Carr, Robbie Daymond, Aabira Iyengar, Erika Eshii or Lou Wilson.
How can we make this happen?
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jasbell · 8 days ago
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Another sketch before going to bed! Good night ✨️🌙😄
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satan-isalesbian · 7 months ago
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Playing the floor is lava on tumblr by scrolling perfectly over each ad so it doesn’t open the fucking App Store ™.
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