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Or of that bounty hunter tries going after the price on Vettes head. I bet Vette could use a new bed~

"I don't think she would want a bounty hunter who was trying to go after her for a bed. She isn't as... vindictive and savouring of irony as someone such as myself. I feel she would prefer them to be gone, where they can't harm her. Besides, she often uses little Alena as a bed when she wants somewhere soft and warm. I think she is enjoying helping care for her." Astrid mused.

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Hmm well let's be honest your fatness, the only type of bounty hunter that would be bold enough to go after a siths companion would be a mando. You could add them to your collection. Bet you can't make their armour burst off!

"I can do that before the day is out, anon. It wouldn't be the first time either, Shae and I used to have rather good fun together back in the day~" Astrid smirked mischievously. "I'm sure one will come up at some point, there's bound to be someone foolish enough to put a bounty on my head."

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Of course! As adorable as Vette would be with a few mre junk in her trunk it should still be up to her. Maybe if the bounty does come for her you can them a taste of thier own medicine. Do you have a bounty hunter in your uhhhh collection?

"Not that sort of collection, no. I do have a very dear friend, Shae Vizsla. She is a lot of fun~ But she is too independent to ever be part of my collection, so I do have a vacancy open for that~" Astrid pondered the matter.

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Oh that there is no doubt your fatness but this hunter is crafty, you might just want to advise Vette to keep her head down for a bit. Less she end up a few extra inches on her waist or butt

"I will make sure of it, and keep extra guards posted around to make sure nobody gets in." Astrid said. Security was taken very seriously in her Empire, and nowhere was more secure than her Sanctuary. "Thank you for bringing this to my attention, anon."

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That's true about Nok and his daughter but I'm talking about this hunter is going after his remaining crew. Know any professional thieves nearby?

"Vette, but she is safe from them here. If anyone should come after her, or force weight on her that she doesn't want, they won't make it out of here alive." Astrid growled, her eyes glowing yellow briefly. She was very protective over those she held dear. Before she'd been reunited with Destia, Vette was the closest thing Astrid had had to a little sister, something which Vette had eventually admitted to as well.

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Fair but be careful your fatness, rumor is they're doing a long bounty on any of Nok Drayns remaining crew

"Nok Drayn? Last I heard he'd finally succumbed to that disease after leaving what was left of his wealth to his daughter. I never did meet her, or her father, but I have heard things from my agents. She supposedly travelled with a notorious smuggler." Astrid mused.

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Your fatness, did you hear theres a bounty hunter out there whos been fattening up their targets to make it harder for them to escape?

"Oh is there? I approve, that's a fine hunting method! If you have their details, I'd definitely like to hire them to bring in some targets, very much fattened up~" Astrid grinned menacingly.

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"To celebrate your Empress's Birthday, all buffets will be completely free to eat at for the next 24 hours, paid for by my good self, of course~ Go, my lovely people! Indulge, gorge, grow for your Empress!~"

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Happy Birthday to Mun! 😄🎂

(13/05)

I'm 27, I can already feel the knee pain worsening 🤣

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Behold, a reference for Astrid's sister, Destia!

Able to control Force Ghosts and absorb their power, with a proclivity for lightning, she is a powerful Sith indeed!

In her spare time, she has a successful career as a singer and is something of a pop star in the Sith Empire~ She often incorporates Ghosts into her dance routines and backing vocals, as well as lightning displays.

This was done by my good friend, BardofSwells from DeviantArt and Twitter! Go follow them (links below) 😊

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(Happy Star Wars Day, everyone!)

"On this Day, we celebrate ourselves, our amazing achievements, and our place in this wonderful galaxy our ours! So rejoice all, enjoy yourselves to the very highest today! Revel, indulge, party!" Astrid broadcast across her Empire.

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Happy Easter, everyone!

Remember to eat lots of chocolate, because that's the true spirit of Easter! 🥰

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Oh hail your bellyness, i just happen to enjoy your content, do you have any other platforms?

"You have my thanks, citizen. Though this is the only platform you will find your Empress posting her content upon. The other platforms don't appear to be able to handle me~"

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Happy UK Mother's Day to all my fellow UK followers! 🥰

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"I do enjoy dressing up for Life Day~ Even if she's all grown up, I can still give my little Amelia a nice big hug~"

(Art done as a Christmas gift for my, by my lovely friend BardofSwells on DeviantArt/Twitter 🥰)

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Happy New Year, everyone!

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A very deep and loving kiss, tingling with romance. The plump dragon is happily groping and cuddling the Empress. Such a lucky girl to be here with Astrid!

Also. The dragonis totally in her twi'lek form for this. Nothing sexier than a massive obese twi'lek in ribbons~

She is the gift you see~

Astrid gently rubbed her hand along one of Karma's fat lekku, so soft and delicate, while her ther hand interlinked with Karma's, as she finished the loving kiss. She cherished any time she could spend with Karma, regardless of what form she took. But she enjoyed this form very much~

"Beautiful as always, my dear~ This one suits you wonderfully, a delightful gift for the day. Though your company is all the gift I would ever need from you~" She leaned in for another kiss, her hands roaming gently over Karma's plump form once more.