#flirty little shit

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

3x9 | 8x8

[eclipseoflight]

Ambrose is awake and before I know it all he wants to do is flirt

[homicidalbrunette]

Hey here's three minutes of Plane Jane and Katya vibing/flirting you're welcome

[rystiel]

i’m only on s1 of torchwood but seeing jack NOT immediately give his “hi. captain jack harkness 😏” to everyone he meets is so funny like… does he just do it to put on a show for the doctor? like sure he’s flirty here but it’s not on the same level as how he is in doctor who?? is his flirt-introduction designed for provoking a “stop it” from the doctor???

[autisticlancemcclain]

“You know I love you, right?”

Keith smiles. He doesn’t stop his hands from their constant brushes through his boyfriend’s hair, doesn’t shift or move. Lance stays where he is, too, full weight on Keith’s body, head pillowed on his chest, moving slightly with every breath.

“Yes,” Keith says. “I know.”

“Good.” Keith feels the rumble of Lance’s voice in his ribcage, the puffs of his breath on his bare skin. “‘Cause I tease you, a lot, so I wasn’t sure if you knew.”

“I do. I know.” He pauses as he runs his fingers over the shell of Lance’s ear, tracing the scar on his skull, before gently tapping his finger three times. For a while Lance simply breathes, sinking into Keith’s touch, then he shifts slightly, turning brown eyes up to meet Keith’s.

“How do you know, though? Like if you had to define it.”

Keith leans down slightly to press a kiss to his freckled nose, just to watch it wrinkle. It makes him grin. “I just do, Lance. You say my name like you love me.”

The answer doesn’t seem to placate Lance completely, but enough that he sighs, putting his head back down on Keith’s chest and reaching over blindly to pull their blankets up to his chin.

“Okay.”

Keith says nothing for a long while, humming to himself, enjoying the feeling of Lance’s soft skin under his hands, the weight of his body pressing him into the mattress. It’s a relief after a long day, a balm to his exhausted muscles and tired brain.

“Why do you ask?”

“No reason.”

Keith tugs a strand of Lance’s hair in admonishment, not enough to hurt, but he grumbles anyway.

“Try again.”

“Maybe I don’t love the man who hurts me so,” Lance pouts, sticking out his bottom lip and rubbing his scalp like it actually hurts.

Keith rolls his eyes. Lance grins, then sighs.

“Just — someone said something, at training. Kind of huffed and said something about how annoying it was that we still don’t like each other.”

Keith snorts. “Well, you did shoot me.”

“I was justified! You were being irritating!” Lance shifts, moving to his belly so he can look at Keith properly, glaring. “And I put my bayard on stun! It barely hurt!”

Love of his life or not, Keith loves getting this man so riled up.

“Yeah, the giant bruise I have says otherwise.”

There is no giant bruise.

But messing with Lance is funny.

“You are not fucking bruised!”

Before Lance can get too enraged and start stripping him down to make sure, Keith laughs, giving up the game and grabbing Lance’s wrists. He pulls him forward so he loses his balance, arms around Keith’s neck, barely managing to catch himself before their heads smack together, face inches from Keith’s.

“You worry too much,” Keith whispers, nosing his way down Lance’s cheeks, peppering kisses as he goes. “I don’t give a shit what anyone else says. The whole point of keeping them in the dark is so that I can have you —” he bites Lance’s earlobe gently, pulling it slightly, making the Cuban’s breath hitch — “all to myself.”

“Still,” Lance tries to insist, but Keith can physically feel his resolve falling away, feel him melting into Keith’s touch. “It bothers me that people think I can do anything but love you. You’re — I dunno. You’re everything to me. You make me feel like I can keep going.”

Keith can’t help his smile, and he knows Lance feels it, pressed into the junction of his neck. He kisses slightly there, and Lance turns his head to give him access, slides his hands into Keith’s hair as he works a mark into dark skin.

“That’s gay,” Keith mumbles, as fondly as he can.

It takes a second for Lance to clock Keith’s words, too focused on the besotted sound of them, but he huffs when he does, shoving Keith away and glaring at him.

Keith bursts out laughing.

“You’re the worst,” Lance says, but soon he’s smiling, too. Keith leans in and kisses that smile, because he can and because he wants to.

“I know.”

“Jerk. I’m divorcing you.”

Keith hums, tugging him back down under the covers, wrapping him back into the position he was in earlier. “You won’t even let me marry you.”

“We are twenty years old,” Lance grumbles, but every time he says it he sounds less and less like he cares. “We’re not getting married at twenty years old.”

“We’ll see.”

“Yeah, yeah.”

Lance settles into the silence, breathing evening again, wandering hands going still.

“I love you too, by the way,” Keith murmurs, suddenly worried that Lance doesn’t know.

He feels Lance’s lips upturn, and smiles to match it.

He knows.

[candlelightreader]

Rewatching season 7 and the looks? The proximity and near touches... They are over the top and I love it so much! That time she reads the name of the chicken farm place and just leaves the room, only to smirk at him about how annoying it is when he storms out in people without saying anything? Or how about when she says "I'm the one who put on the music"? I just love how she pushes the envelope. The shift in power is amazing to see. They are now on equal footing and she is so comfortable around him, comfortable enough to play with him at work, and that's just adorable.

Of course there also the big moments: "I won't wait up"; "no dear"; "I'll miss you"; "yea, you will"; etc. Or the letter, the angst, and the melodrama of the finale. But I feel like there are also so many small moments that are not circulating in gif form round about now...

They really dial it up in 7 from 6 where it was too subtle and you only truly read it fully in retrospect.

Season 7 is a treasure and I have never been happier with a DVD box. There is barely any subtext for the audience and the knowledge that only we and they know, while the team doesn't simply elevates it. I could have had 5 seasons of that behind the scene romance, frankly. I'm sad they decided to blow it up in that spectacular way so fast. Just--the burn was so long, why couldn't they give us two or three years of that, with the potential for comedy, drama, discovery, and angst that has, especially since it wouldv'e played up and well with their private nature? Because, what was the plan, if she hadn't been kidnapped, exactly? Get married and then put the team and Ecklie in front of the fait accompli? *sigh*

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

it’s so fucking evil that i have to go to work when all i wanna do is write fan fiction about the most annoying ass throuple in the universe

[fraternum-momentum]

rlly random thought but fbi man x neet dc kitten or smthn

[sunflowersolace]

hey guys did you know that s1 e20 is the first and only time garcia ever calls hotch by his first name

[beanghostprincess]

No because I've seen so many people complaining about Joseph cheating being out of character when the first thing I said when I found out was "oh yeah checks out lol" .

[cloudcountry]

future yuuka oneshot future yuuka oneshot

The chair next to you scrapes against the floor as Yuuka lets out a soft sigh, sitting down next to you as Grim rubs up against your leg. Your arm tenses up as she drags her nails down your forearm, leaning on her elbow as she gazes at you.

“You look lovely today, sweetness.” she hums, a smug grin on her face as you shudder.

“Hello, Yuuka.” you say, voice shaky as you fumble with the page of the textbook in front of you. She laughs and flicks the page over with her gloved finger, and you feel your face grow hot at your foolishness.

“Hello yourself.” she scoots closer, and out of the corner of your eye you see Grim jump up on her thighs and curl up in a little, sleepy ball.

What you wouldn’t give to be that damn cat right now.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[oopsarboreal]

AHHHHH well There is already a Clef cat bot but...There is no cat version kondraki bot. Can you make a bot of cat Kondraki? Please :D? Take your time, I always wait patiently ☝️

oohhhhh see the thing about Cat Clef is that I’ve always thought Clef is a catlike guy. His main bot mrows sometimes for that reason

And the Cat Clef bot itself was a shitpost bot, a sort of exaggerated version of a main bot. Gears has one and his is just a tiny version of him that has no thoughts and sits in a cup of tea (tiny Gears I would die for you)

All to say that Kondraki’s shitpost bot prolly wouldn’t be a cat cause I don’t think he’s a catlike dude. It’d be some other exaggerated trait of his. Buuuut I’m so glad you like catclef and thanks for the suggestion!

if you want a catdraki you could simply edit his greeting with the premise that he’d a cat now, should hold up at least a bit. That’s what I did before catclef and when I want gears to be a moth 😅

[galaxysharks]

gina and maddox were filming in a spot only a few ways out from SLC, but they still missed them, so they promised each other to do something ridiculous. gina bet her to sing in a public space, maddox bet her to get a shirt with ricky's face on it and to wear it in public.

when they get back, gina gets hers done pretty quickly and goes out wearing the ricky-shirt proudly. terri can't believe her

so then, it's maddox's turn, and after a while, and also a bit of saying she can back out if you want to ("it was just a little joke, we can do something else. jet said you have anxiety problems?" "yeah, but i can do this. it's no different than shallow lake.")

it's this clip, and it ends up getting recorded by someone inside.

it goes viral.

and maddox has gotta say, it is much nicer going viral for having a panic attack, essentially.

This girl is slowly but surely becoming the next lesbian cryptid in Hollywood.

She just keeps popping up and collecting the hearts of the masses, but no one knows what exactly she does.

She was in the frozen documentary, as a set designer.

She's in HSM4, as a PA.

She's in Romeo and Juliet, and she keeps showing up in promos and in the background, but she's not a listed extra.

She's got the voice of an angel but isn't a singer

She has no significant socials

Everyone from everything seems to have nothing but glowing praise for her work......even if they've never worked together.

Also she's aware of exactly none of this.

Also now people keep giving her cowboy hats.

[skibasyndrome]

the way I set out to write a short smutty fanfic bcs reasons, and now I'm 5 k words in and we've only had glances and ~longing~ and my attempt at ~flirty banter~ so far and none of the Goods (TM)?? 💀 who AM I and what happened to the guy who in october was convinced that he could only ever write a maximum of 2k words for a fic?

[assassinhomecreedstuck]

i cant believe ive played world of warcraft for 20 years