candlelightreader
candlelightreader
Not so common sense, apparently.
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Still undecided as to why I joined this site in the first place; really ain't got time for this. she/her Iantonia (the reader, commenter, and addicted bookmarker) on ao3
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candlelightreader · 13 days ago
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Y'all agree this is Bobby coded, yes?
I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.
(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)
Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"
Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.
"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"
My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.
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candlelightreader · 15 days ago
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I just want all the black girls in the world to be happy
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candlelightreader · 17 days ago
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911 dads + fistbumping their kids
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candlelightreader · 18 days ago
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Angela Bassett presented the ESPYs Pat Tillman award for something something selfless ex athletes to two firefighters from LA. She looked fabulous as always. But I really really really couldn't help but think that it would've been extra cool to have Peter Krause with her if they hadn't fired him! AND technically Bobby himself the figure skater turned hockey player turned firefighter could also earn that award.
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candlelightreader · 18 days ago
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love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it
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candlelightreader · 19 days ago
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Capitalism does not breed innovation.
Tech gatekeepers have escaped so many investigations and consequences from breeches of trust.
The People need to make a change.
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candlelightreader · 19 days ago
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heartbreaking:
girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day
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candlelightreader · 19 days ago
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not sara just casually rubbing her tits against her boss's arm, nbd
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candlelightreader · 19 days ago
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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?
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candlelightreader · 19 days ago
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lovely friends and gorgeous people of tumblr.com, i invite you to please reblog this post and put in the tags something that has brought you happiness lately! anything at all, any joy, slight or miraculous, wholly at your discretion!
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candlelightreader · 19 days ago
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candlelightreader · 19 days ago
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Noooo he sat on the bed and left the door open while throwing her a look!?! *deep breath*
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The audacity to steal those scenes from us 😠😠😠
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candlelightreader · 19 days ago
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candlelightreader · 20 days ago
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I don't want to be "private jet" rich, I want to be "buy everything I want in a museum shop" rich
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candlelightreader · 21 days ago
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bathena being cute & flirty for anon ♡
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candlelightreader · 21 days ago
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Amen.
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Athena cradling Bobby's head (for anonymous)
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candlelightreader · 21 days ago
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12th Doctor hanging out with queer women for his entire run really went "man, you guys are so cool, mind if I become one of you" and didn't wait for an answer
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