#but he DOES do that in doctor who
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i’m only on s1 of torchwood but seeing jack NOT immediately give his “hi. captain jack harkness 😏” to everyone he meets is so funny like… does he just do it to put on a show for the doctor? like sure he’s flirty here but it’s not on the same level as how he is in doctor who?? is his flirt-introduction designed for provoking a “stop it” from the doctor???
#like realistically i know he wouldn’t be Hi…Captain Jack Harkness-ing everyone#but he DOES do that in doctor who#even when the timeline in doctor who overlaps with torchwood#like… ok gayboy#get your snarky little doctor comment#captain jack harkness#doctor who#torchwood#doctorjack#hey y’all#he may end up flirtier in torchwood though idk yet lol#maybe he’s just happier around the doctor thus more flirty or some cheesy shit idk
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The weirdly competent Doctor
So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.
But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.
So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.
But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.
"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."
"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."
"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"
Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.
Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.
And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?
Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!
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What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Doctor#Danny is the best Doctor#He is more experienced with different biologies since he studied under Frostbite and worked in Amtiy for so long#He had literally operated on Martin's and Speedsters before#When Batman hears about this he's gonna lose it#They had a Doctor who had extensive knowledge on the biology if dead races and they FIRED HIM!?#For talking back!?#Sure he was a little rude about it but to be fair you guys were using Kryptonite on Superman to Operate#Did none of you consider his other Big Weakness? Magic?#Oh as men of science you don't value magic do you?#Well he does apparently so bring him back here Now!
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me in big fandoms: oh cool, it's so active and there's so many people to vibe with, this is amaz-
*finds my niche angle that appeals to approximately six people*
me: okay, folks, it's you and me now
#doctor who#shaun temple#doctor x donna#donna noble#fourteen x donna#doctordonna#fourteendonna#donna x shaun#this used to be how romantic doctordonna felt back in the day#but now it's wanting to know why shaun is how shaun is#like why are you THAT chill with all this#what life experiences have led you to this place#and where the lines where he would actually get frustrated with the doctordonna shenanigans are#coming up with a reason is more interesting than just blaming it on a flaw in the writing#though that absolutely may be what it is#why he can seem a bit flat#because rtd does not have a great history with black characters#for the record#i respect the different takes#mostly#but i always seem to do this with something#and overall i think donna might have a more complicated time adapting to the new situation than either shaun or the doctor#but let's not reduce shaun to a cardboard cutout
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Doctor Who as tweets/textposts pt.4
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#doctor who#10th doctor#9th doctor#jackie tyler#martha jones#jack harkness#rassilon#11th doctor#Reinette is bizarre but makes more sense when you take it in context that Moffat is just doing The Time-Traveller's Wife AUs#the about face the Doctor does from Rose to Reinette in TGITF and the stupid lol so random 'heres a horse' stuff is whiplash#but between fireplace blink and everything with river#moffat is just writing AUs for one of the bestselling novels of 2003#frequent daily reminder that moffat hides none of his fanfic heritage he is deeply unprofessional#oh this is an anti-moffat blog if unclear#he's objectively and subjectively just bad#and i had my debates when s5 was airing im not interested in arguing objective facts about quality
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When I went into Classic Who, I didn't expect to meet the silliest Billy there ever was.
#HIGHLY underrated in the DW fandom. I need to hear more noise!!!#the second doctor#second doctor#2nd doctor#doctor who#classic who#classic doctor who#doctor who classic#fanart#doctor who fanart#doctor who art#dw art#dw fanart#3rd doctor#third doctor#jamie mccrimmon#patrick troughton#frazer hines#and also he's essentially me in my 50's post top surgery and on T. brother got me feeling hopeful#like i already do everything and anything he does the gender euphoria bro it's unreal#the 10th doctor is a silly billy but he was the OG SILLY BILLY#AUTISM SURPREME#donutdrawsthings#swinging sixties#60's doctor who#the doctor
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David Tennant is so funny bc you look at him in any other role he’s played and it’s like “yeah that’s def him” and then you get to Crowley and it’s like. Who the fuck Is that
#how does he do it#literally insane#maybe he really is an acting chameleon#david tennant#good omens#doctor who
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A morsel for my lovely Rogue!Master truthers
#the comparison does indeed comparison!!#honestly did think of spyfall when he said it was messy especially considering the tardis vibes of that central column#do i believe this myself? sorry lads i love my sweet man too much. but i want to see u all go WILD with it!!#rogue master theory#dw speculation#dw comparison#spyfall#rogue#the rogue#doctor who#dw spoilers#13th doctor#15th doctor#rogue!master#the master#dw parallels
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so many gems in the Doctor Who script library the BBC just released but today I'm here in 4x02, The Fires of Pompeii
#doctor who#donna noble#tenth doctor#the fires of pompeii#literally this is donna's second trip#the first time she met the doctor she saw what he was capable of#and this episode does that too but in a different way#somebody far more eloquent than i needs to elaborate on how this was on a small scale reminiscent#of what the doctor had to do to end the time war#(or at least at this point thought he did. not getting into the timey-wimey retcons rn)#and how he always seems to end up having to make these soulcrushing choices on his own bc that's what being the doctor means#but donna does something very different here and chooses to take half the weight of this impossible choice#and i am very 😭 about it#don't mind me just spiraling over a sixteen year old episode of doctor who on this fine thursday afternoon#as one does#wait.... it's tuesday. dammit.#my posts
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do you ever think about how one of doctor who's most famous time loop episodes (heaven sent) isn't a time loop. like the fact that time is passing normally is a huge plot point
#i'm writing a heaven sent au (well plotting one out. i haven't actually written anything yet don't look at me)#and i was getting ready to deal w paradoxes and then i was like wait a minute. there are no paradoxes. time isn't actually looping here#it isn't even a time loop to twelve since he doesn't remember it until like the last moment#(and i have Thoughts about that#does he actually remember it??? bc like. how. that wasn't him. he didn't do those things#each version that did the loop was essentially a seperate clone#did he leave himself some sort of psychic memory download at the wall??? bc if so. fucked up if true#but also entirely in character tbh)#doctor who#the doctor#twelve#the fact that there's no paradox to deal w makes things less awful for my au 😔 so i will just have to make it worse in other ways 😌
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lose my mind every time the doctor takes rose's last name in fics. brilliant, amazing, splendid, absolutely perfect.
like, what do you MEAN she'd be the one to change her last name? he doesn't even HAVE a bloody name like us! plus, she's rose tyler. you think he's going to want that to be different? it's the doctor and rose tyler in the tardis (or I suppose whatever they do in pete's world, but that's still the doctor and rose tyler having their new adventure)!!
she's rose tyler and he is whatever-he-wants tyler. end of discussion. the whole pond diabolical should've been clue enough imo
#sorry but I cannot stand it#and I keep being forced to anyways#she is ROSE TYLER#like how amy is amy pond. and not amy williams. because she's amy pond.#well rose is rose is rose and I HATE rose smith/noble sorry I've said my truth#like... rose SMITH? what? that doesn't. that's not. no. that doesn't sound right. that doesn't... fit.#I just cannot imagine in any universe or au where the doctor would want her to change her name. I literally cannot.#he wouldn't want to change a damn thing about her and her name is just so. it's her. it's beautiful. I've ran out of good words. fantastic!#he should take her last name just sayin#very passionately saying ahahahaha#this feels aggressive and like I'm getting onto people for writing these. I'm not. I just also have a very strong opinion about this lol#I just don't think you understand what it does to me when I see the doctor take her last name. I simply don't think you do#john tyler. james tyler. whatever tyler. hngk#timepetals#tenrose#tentoorose#tenth doctor#tentoo#rose tyler#doctor who
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was today years old when discovering that the eleventh doctor wears leather trousers. his trousers are made of black leather. Black leather with the ends rolled up and I. have no idea what to think-
#what do you mean he is wearing BLACK LEATHER TROUSERS#all this time I thought it was denim but I just saw his Children In Need short and? they really are? black leather?#exactly like the books and articles describe. he is wearing black leather#ON HIS LEGS#I genuinely thought oh ha! tweed old man jacket with elbow patches. cotton shirt. braces and bow tie. boots. precious man#denim trousers#BUT NO. NO. hear me. listen to me. that sideways old man babyface is wearing black leather trousers. do you know what that makes him?#COOL. do you know what that also makes him? STUPID#he's even more ridiculous than I thought he was. who does that. like the tweed and the bow tie and the elbow patches were all quirky#all eccentric and geek chic and niche and moffat and the costumers really tried to create a very OBVIOUS caricature#but it worked and it came together to look exactly how it was supposed to look okay. but. BUT.#it is all sitting on top of cleverly-disguised. barely-referred-to. blink-twice-and-you'll-miss-them-#black leather trousers. *inhale with me* matt smith in his mid-twenties dressing as a geek chic alien grandfather. IN BLACK LEATHER TROUSER#NEEEERRRRD#eleventh doctor#doctor who#doverstar's thoughts#text post#funny#read the tags#opinion piece#I guess?#eleven#11#11th doctor#11th#dw#bbc#matt smith#steven moffat
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I DECIDED TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO SO I COULD GET OVER DAVID TENNANT LOSING THE BLONDE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IN THE MOST HEARTBREAKING WAY POSSIBLE
NOT SO I COULD FLIPPING SEE IT HAPPEN AGAIN
#I have been crying for the past half an hour#He cant keep doing this to me#If/when i do acting i want to be able to make people cry as much as he does#David tennant#Doctor who#10th doctor#Rose tyler#doctor x rose#Tenrose#timepetals#good omens 2#good omens#Crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#aziracrow#aziraphale#robyn rambles
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Doctor Who as tweets/textposts pt.6
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#doctor who#the toymaker#8th doctor#jack harkness#9th doctor#rose tyler#4th doctor#donna noble#12th doctor#remind me to do the rant about how 9 idealised Rose's innocence bc he was so traumatised and Father's Day ruined it for him#and he had to accept her as a full and complete person with flaws and faults and capable of terrible things#and yes she does need to be 19 she is literally almost a human child and yes this is pertinent to the love story eccleston said was there#it's literally every guy dating a girl under 25 and suddenly being stunned when her brain switches on properly#that she isn’t a perfect carefree being#9 wanted Rose to be his manic pixie dream girl is my point#I'll bring out the '9's great flaw is naiveté' rant another time
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(revolution man; book 21)
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(city of the dead; book 49)
the doctor is literally a glue trap that fitz got stuck in. don't pull him out though because he likes it there
#this juxtaposition is driving me insane a little bit though#like the way sam views the doctor as a staunch upholder of. idk. ethics and morality#as a 'hero' essentially - as she puts it#while fitz perceives him more like an innocent. a bystander. an 'innocent'#if he does something bad it wasn't his fault/the bad thing wasnt even that bad really/the circumstances made him do it but regardless#the doctor is someone who needs protecting#the doctor is a honeyed pitcher plant that smells so so sweet that sam and fitz both fell hook line and sinker for i fear#oh well. many such cases.#doctor who#edas#fitz kreiner#sam jones#eighth doctor
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(Tiny cw- nonsexual nudity) Context: i headcanon all timelords are intersex and ten got human dysphoria from being on earth so long
#he only starts using actual transtape when rose sees his dreaded ace bandage situation#shes like “ill buy you some kt tape” and she does and gives it to him#he looks up how to use it for his intended purpose#and with like 2007 internet there isnt too much#so he sees one before and after image and is like “okay i know how to put this on”#hes happy and rose can tell but one day he offhandedly says#like its nothing#“i hope the bleeding-through-the-tape thing stops with time”#and she's like “what the fuck”#shes like “its not supposed to do that”#and he has a steady progression like that one pedro pascal gif from laughing to crying#so now shes doing lots of research and making sure he binds healthily#lovebirds#tenrose#doctor who#timepetals#timepetalsfanart#rosetyler#doctor who fanart#tenth doctor#trans tenth doctor#doctor who headcanon#nonsexual nudity#nonsexual intimacy#otter-not an art tag 🙄 definently
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thinking about lord president fivey so have this
#EDIT oh shit I didn’t know time in office was an audio?????????#you know when you know OF something but only half????#in my head it was another novel I’d track down and get round to one day 😅#anyway imma go do that asap thanks all!!!!!#I bet he hated it so much#but he does pull off the robes tbf#I like to think he’s still wearing trainers under there#(like avril lavigne)#Peter Davison#fifth doctor#classic who#5th doctor#time lord stuff#minsart#my art#fan art#I took some liberties with the costume it’s a bit of a mish mash#but I quite like it!#doctor who#lord president of gallifrey
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