#flash text post

[superbat-love]

Batman may claim to have no powers, but Green Lantern knows better. He’s convinced that Batman’s cape is sentient.

Green Lantern has observed it on quiet nights in the Watchtower, when Batman thinks no one’s paying attention. He releases control over his cape, letting it unravel and float menacingly around him in different directions. It moves on its own, sweeping across nearby surfaces, carelessly knocking over items.

There’s one thing Green Lantern knows for sure—Batman’s cape has a sweet tooth. Every time Batman passes the candy bowl, it’s mysteriously emptied.

Even stranger, it seems to influence other capes. Once, while Batman was talking to Superman, their capes briefly touched, and Green Lantern saw Superman’s cape come to life—swirling and fluttering as though it had a mind of its own. Superman, unfazed, didn’t even react to the way their capes were flapping erratically around them. Green Lantern was relieved he didn’t have a cape.

He told the others about his theory, but they were skeptical at first. They eyed Batman’s cape with suspicion as he was distracted by a mission briefing with Wonder Woman. But even the Flash had to admit Green Lantern might be onto something when Batman’s cape swiped their feet out from under them, sending them both tumbling to the floor.

Martian Manhunter nodded sagely and agreed on its intelligence, having felt the minds of four little beings flitting around underneath Batman’s cape. Maybe one day they’d feel comfortable enough to run underneath his cape too.

[jenderenvy985]

[hexcoreviktor]

VIKTOR + tumblr text posts

[guzhufuren]

first ever live action omegaverse, everyone

Pit Babe + text posts (pt. 1/2)

bonus:

[copia]

A Message from Vessel ☼ Fall For Me 2021 — footage and the message | all messages

[violent138]

Hal: "So what's the most important thing in that thing anyway?" *gestures at utility belt*

Clark: "Rebreather. Never know when you might need it."

Barry: "Come on, it's gotta be the kryptonite ring."

Bruce: "No. It--"

Oliver: "The lifetime supply of Batarangs. Or lip balm."

Bruce: *rummaging through belt*

Diana: "The grapple gun, I've seen you reach for it repeatedly."

Arthur, grinning: "Shark repellent."

Oliver: "I'm telling you, it's an extra mask."

Bruce: "You're all wrong." *pulls out assortment of snacks*

Oliver: "Makes sense."

Clark: "Are these special in some way? I think I've seen them at my grocery store."

Barry: *eats one* "Tastes the same."

Diana: *opens it like she's opening a bomb* "Perhaps it's a slow acting poison."

Barry: *chokes as Clark immediately starts hitting his back*

Hal: "You're messing with us aren't you?"

Bruce: "If I wanted to mess with you, I'd let you train with one of the Robins when they're hypoglycemic."

[frostedpuffs]

you can't make a single fucking post about miraculous ladybug on this site without someone thinking their opinions about how ML Is A Bad Show are wanted or appropriate

[jennchecks]

GOOD OMENS + text posts, part 3

[cldflsh]

remake of an old post of mine!! i love the idea that barry likes to mess with joe like this lol. but also he is not joking.

[superbat-love]

Flash: I have a confession to make... I think I’m in love with two people, and I feel so guilty about it.

Green Lantern: Don’t feel guilty. You love who you love.

Flash: Wait, are you in love with more than one person too?

Green Lantern: Hell no! I value my life. Good luck, buddy. [pats his shoulder and walks away]

Flash: [sighs] No one understands me.

Superman: I can empathize with you, Flash. I, too, am secretly in love with two men!

Flash: Really? Wow, that actually makes me feel a lot better. Looks like I’m not the only one struggling with a huge secret.

Batman: I’m Bruce Wayne.

Superman: I am secretly in love with one man!

[untitled-tmnt-blog]

Rise August 2024

-- Day 1: Mad Dogs --

First day of Rise August! Rise August 2023 was the first daily drawing challenge I'd ever participated in, so of course I had to do it again in 2024!

Some of these may be pretty quick & rough. Some may be a bit late. But I'm determined to get through all of them one way or another!

(Rise August 2024 Masterpost)

Still image:

And in case it's not immediately obvious, the poses are from this scene in the finale:

[imagineitdearies]

Astarion: Don’t worry, I still have a couple of knives up my sleeve.

Gale: I think you mean ‘tricks.’

Tav: No, he means knives.

[guzhufuren]

Taemin + text posts (pt. 2/2)

bonus:

[cyandocs]

My Neopet, passive aggressively in the corner: "Destruct-o-Match sounds fun right about now!" Me, losing my 100th round of Solitaire: Not now baby mama's gambling

[violent138]

Bruce, outside Clark's room on the Watchtower: "Clark? What's happened, your message said it was an emergency--"

Clark: "Oh good I'm losing my mind." *yanks Bruce in*

Clark, exhausted, rocking a wailing Jon: "Lois had an emergency and I really need your help because no matter what I do he won't stop crying."

Bruce, rubbing his temples: "Uhh."

Clark: "Well?"

Bruce, glaring at him: "Well? Well what?"

Clark: "You've had so many kids!"

Bruce: "None of them were ever babies! Call me back in eight years!"

Both of them flinched as Jon wailed louder.

Clark, in despair: "I'm calling Diana."

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Diana, with lasso clenched in Jon's hand: "Why do you cry, little one?"

Jon: *still shrieking and sobbing*

Diana, looking up at them both: "This usually works."

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Barry, hands on his knees as he examined Jon: "Maybe he's in pain?"

Bruce glared at Barry as Clark panicked, hands messing up hair.

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Oliver, cooing: "Uncle Ollie's got this lil' guy, you just need some white noise." *turns on his playlist*

Jon:*screaming now*

Bruce: "You're completely useless."

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Hal: "What's going on in here?" *elbowing his way into the crowded room*

Bruce: "Busy right now, Jordan." *frantically going through scientific articles*

Hal stared in horror at the child, who J'onn and Arthur are negotiating with while vigorously rocking the screaming toddler: "Jeez, what the hell are you two doing?" *conjures a giant green rattled and shakes it*

Jon, utterly transfixed abruptly stops crying. Clark raises his head off the table the second the sound stops, relieved.

Hal: "Want to see something even cooler?" *makes a plane and has it fly around*

Jon, reaching out to it, smiling a little despite the tears. Half the room isn't breathing.

Hal, grinning: "That's right little man, it is cool. So guys, seriously, why are we all in here?"

The League, as the small plane vanishes: "Don't stop!"

Hal, startled: "Whoa, relax! Uh, who wants to see a dinosaur?"

[gray-ace-space]

HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY TO TRANS ACESPECS! you are literally the coolest people to ever exist 🩵🦋🩷