#flash text post

[jenderenvy985]

[superbat-love]

Barry: Hey Clark, we heard about your recent breakup. Really sorry to hear that, man.

Clark: [gloomily] Yeah...

Bruce: [stares out the window]

Arthur: You will meet someone better suited for you one day—your destined soulmate.

Clark: I hope so.

Bruce:

Hal: I mean, who wouldn't go for you? You're strong, smart and handsome!

Clark: Thanks Hal.

Barry: Yeah! I’m sure you'll meet someone who's just as kind and attentive and knows how to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down.

Clark: Mn.

Hal: Hey, there's this new bar that just opened up in downtown Metropolis! We should go and check it out this weekend! Whaddya say?

Arthur, Hal and Barry stare expectantly at Bruce.

Bruce: [slowly turns to look at Clark] I like the look of your bleeding heart.

Arthur, Hal & Barry: ???

Clark: [visibly cheers up] Thanks Bruce! You know, it took a few attempts to grow those flowers in outer space, but I finally got it right! They look slightly different from those cultivated on Earth, but I find them unique. I'm glad you like them too!

Arthur, Hal & Barry: It worked?!

[guzhufuren]

first ever live action omegaverse, everyone

Pit Babe + text posts (pt. 1/2)

bonus:

[violent138]

Hal: "So what's the most important thing in that thing anyway?" *gestures at utility belt*

Clark: "Rebreather. Never know when you might need it."

Barry: "Come on, it's gotta be the kryptonite ring."

Bruce: "No. It--"

Oliver: "The lifetime supply of Batarangs. Or lip balm."

Bruce: *rummaging through belt*

Diana: "The grapple gun, I've seen you reach for it repeatedly."

Arthur, grinning: "Shark repellent."

Oliver: "I'm telling you, it's an extra mask."

Bruce: "You're all wrong." *pulls out assortment of snacks*

Oliver: "Makes sense."

Clark: "Are these special in some way? I think I've seen them at my grocery store."

Barry: *eats one* "Tastes the same."

Diana: *opens it like she's opening a bomb* "Perhaps it's a slow acting poison."

Barry: *chokes as Clark immediately starts hitting his back*

Hal: "You're messing with us aren't you?"

Bruce: "If I wanted to mess with you, I'd let you train with one of the Robins when they're hypoglycemic."

[crowleyanthonys]

GOOD OMENS + text posts, part 3

[copia]

A Message from Vessel ☼ Fall For Me 2021 — footage and the message | all messages

[untitled-tmnt-blog]

Rise August 2024

-- Day 1: Mad Dogs --

First day of Rise August! Rise August 2023 was the first daily drawing challenge I'd ever participated in, so of course I had to do it again in 2024!

Some of these may be pretty quick & rough. Some may be a bit late. But I'm determined to get through all of them one way or another!

(Rise August 2024 Masterpost)

Still image:

And in case it's not immediately obvious, the poses are from this scene in the finale:

[imagineitdearies]

Astarion: Don’t worry, I still have a couple of knives up my sleeve.

Gale: I think you mean ‘tricks.’

Tav: No, he means knives.

[cyandocs]

My Neopet, passive aggressively in the corner: "Destruct-o-Match sounds fun right about now!" Me, losing my 100th round of Solitaire: Not now baby mama's gambling

[gray-ace-space]

HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY TO TRANS ACESPECS! you are literally the coolest people to ever exist 🩵🦋🩷

[toytle]

⚡️Baby Barry of Two Worlds⚡️

a celebratory post for my flash fig from the justice league childhood set!! i had to draw him w my own version of kid barry, i think they would get along ☺️

[ID in alt + below cut]

IMAGE 1: 2 versions of kid Barry Allen running alongside each other towards the viewer, the first Barry being a fan interpretation and the second being based off of an official figure. Fan Barry has short wispy hair with wing tufts behind his ears. He is wearing a white polo shirt and jean shorts, accessorized with a bowtie, various bandaids, and white light-up shoes with wings. Figure Barry has short spiky hair and dons a red hoodie with a lightning symbol and matching earpieces on the hood, accessorized with yellow gloves and rainboots. Fan Barry smiles and says, “Race ya!” Figurine Barry smiles back and responds, “You’re on!”

IMAGE 2: Both Barry’s have switched clothes. Fan Barry pulls the hood up by the earpieces and asks, “So how did you do the ear parts?” Fig Barry responds, “My mom helped me with it! Or… our mom? How did you get your hair to look like wings?” Fan Barry responds, “My mom just cut it like that. Our mom? Your mom? Wait, no, my mom. I used to do something else for it though,” and hands the Fig Barry winged hairclips. Fig Barry reaches out for it and goes, “Oooh…”

IMAGE 3: Both Barry’s are admiring their new outfits. Fan Barry pulls on the hoodie to look at the lightning symbol and says, “I like that you have so many lightning bolts… It’s *hehe* ELECTRIFYING.” Fig Barry responds, “Thanks! I guess I just had a SPARK of inspiration. *hehehe*” He adjusts the winged hairclip in his hair and continues, “I see that you SPREAD YOUR WINGS with a different theme.” Fan Barry responds, “Honestly, I was just WINGING it.” He scrunches his face in a self-indulgent snicker and Fig Barry bites his lip to hold back a laugh, before succumbing to a fit of giggles.

IMAGE 4: The Barry’s take their new outfits for a run. Fan Barry has added various lightning stickers to Fig Barry’s boots. Fig Barry looks back at his shoes lighting up and goes, “Woah! I just noticed that your shoes light up!” Fan Barry beams and says, “Yeah, it helps me run faster!”

IMAGE 5: Barry figure next to a strawberry sign that reads: BERRY GO ROUND.

IMAGE 6: Barry figure running across a blue sky.

IMAGE 7: Barry figure on a ferris wheel at night.

[superbat-love]

Superman: I want to travel through time.

Flash: Yeaaaah, not a good idea, buddy. Trust me. Been there, done that.

Superman: Oh. [sad face]

Flash: [clasps Superman’s shoulder] I know the feeling, but you gotta leave the bad things in the past and learn to let go. It’ll help you grow as a person. Plus, you never know how a small change could affect the future.

Superman: I guess I can’t get Bruce a dinosaur for his birthday after all. He really loves dinosaurs.

Flash: …

Flash: Well why didn’t you say so earlier? Let’s go get Bats his dinosaur!

[guzhufuren]

Taemin + text posts (pt. 2/2)

bonus:

[violent138]

Bruce, outside Clark's room on the Watchtower: "Clark? What's happened, your message said it was an emergency--"

Clark: "Oh good I'm losing my mind." *yanks Bruce in*

Clark, exhausted, rocking a wailing Jon: "Lois had an emergency and I really need your help because no matter what I do he won't stop crying."

Bruce, rubbing his temples: "Uhh."

Clark: "Well?"

Bruce, glaring at him: "Well? Well what?"

Clark: "You've had so many kids!"

Bruce: "None of them were ever babies! Call me back in eight years!"

Both of them flinched as Jon wailed louder.

Clark, in despair: "I'm calling Diana."

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Diana, with lasso clenched in Jon's hand: "Why do you cry, little one?"

Jon: *still shrieking and sobbing*

Diana, looking up at them both: "This usually works."

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Barry, hands on his knees as he examined Jon: "Maybe he's in pain?"

Bruce glared at Barry as Clark panicked, hands messing up hair.

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Oliver, cooing: "Uncle Ollie's got this lil' guy, you just need some white noise." *turns on his playlist*

Jon:*screaming now*

Bruce: "You're completely useless."

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Hal: "What's going on in here?" *elbowing his way into the crowded room*

Bruce: "Busy right now, Jordan." *frantically going through scientific articles*

Hal stared in horror at the child, who J'onn and Arthur are negotiating with while vigorously rocking the screaming toddler: "Jeez, what the hell are you two doing?" *conjures a giant green rattled and shakes it*

Jon, utterly transfixed abruptly stops crying. Clark raises his head off the table the second the sound stops, relieved.

Hal: "Want to see something even cooler?" *makes a plane and has it fly around*

Jon, reaching out to it, smiling a little despite the tears. Half the room isn't breathing.

Hal, grinning: "That's right little man, it is cool. So guys, seriously, why are we all in here?"

The League, as the small plane vanishes: "Don't stop!"

Hal, startled: "Whoa, relax! Uh, who wants to see a dinosaur?"

[miyrumiyru]

Mint green moth and pink moth!

Personally I prefer back of the moths because it looks like they're side glancing at me :D

[madmeks]

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